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That one lad who's considering joining a church to fill a 'spiritual void' in his life edition
i hate myself
You are now picturing the girl you fancy doing a big messy poo
>>62272306
err? that was me that made that post
why are you quoting me?
>More than 20 people in Germany injured after a man with an axe went on the rampage on a train - German media
ah yes, very impressive
Oh Edddiieeee~
kinda scared of what existence is all about lads.
Fare forward O voyagers, O seamen You who came to port, and you whose bodies Will suffer the trial and the judgment of the sea Or whatever event, this is your real destination. So Krishna, as when he admonished Arjuna On the field of battle. Not fare well, But fare forward, voyagers. All manner of things shall be well When the tongues of flames are in-folded Into the crowned knot of fire And the fire and the rose are one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey04dUTM_gQ
Friendly reminder Miliband did nothing wrong (except lose)
bit hungry
>>62272350
they won't be able to go to netherlands etc and pay no fees
>be german
>get axed to death
JANNY
pretty sure i just shit myself
Lets not jump to conclusions lads, we don't know if the axe man is a rasheed yet
>>62271925
I can talk about everything here (dont have to be specific to a board etc) and basically I enjoy brit culture its kinda funny. I feel more comfortable speaking english on the internet than french (the french on /int/ aren't really friendly either). basically it's only fun. Feels good having human contact too
>>62272306
I like your editions :3
I reiterate, panel shows are shit.
Mark Corrigan needs to stop laughing manically at every little thing.
Jenna Haze 2bh lads
>>62272454
They'll still be able to go and study. leaving the EU has not stopped that outright.
let me axe you a question haha
(have a black gf so it's ok for me to say that)
![30500311-Man-with-axe-isolated-on-white-Stock-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mmeBGZR.jpg "30500311-Man-with-axe-isolated-on-white-Stock-Photo[1]")
brb getting on a train lads
>>62272512
panel shows went shit when channels put quotas on women and minorities appearing
mainly due to women
>assuming the german train incident is a foreigner
sounds like you have an axe to grind
>>62272408
hi aaron
>>62272435
i have never considered there to be a meaning behind existence. does existence have to have a reason? does the meaning behind existence govern your personal existence?
>>62272426
kek is this actually anjem choudary in the pic
I'M THE AXEMAN
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
merseyside has the cutest reaction images :3
Do you believe in heaven?
>>62272401
I was doing that anyway
how are they the religion of peace if they keep killing people haha
just one of my random observations
>>62272520
Good evening
>>62272574
no they were always shit. scripted smug leftist bullshit.
>>62272520
stop posting this arse worm whore
>>62272644
because the ones killing people because islam tells them to aren't followers of islam
There's that peaceful quran I've heard so much about
>>62272574
And Noel Felding.
The mighty boosh was funny, but he's not
>why yes, i do think i know better than every respected body of economists, the advice of British MP's, and multiple business leaders
>why no, i'm not arrogant. that's the students lol
hey guys, let's stop blaming this on immigrants and bury the hatchet
>>62272697
YEA BUT THE OLD TESTAMENT OF THE BIBLE SAYS BAD THINGS TOOO!
>>62272697
Is there any context behind that to justify it? Sometimes people take random Bible verses out of context to make it look bad
might save some facebook memes and rename them to a load of numbers so people think i got them off the 'chon
>>62272696
>the ones following islam aren't following islam
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC AXE OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE AXE WILL NEVER COME TO YOUR COUNTRY
![Screen-Shot-2013-10-11-at-16.08.50-2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7sX2Npy.png "Screen-Shot-2013-10-11-at-16.08.50-2[1]")
HEEEEEREEEEES AHMED
just been informed that religions are now races
I am of CofEian origin, please do not discriminate against me
>>62272671
Bad meme.
>>62272652
Ayo. Wagwan?
If Islam is the religion of peace, why aren't radical muslims super peaceful?
Don't get the fit you guys are throwing about this Germany stuff.
The guy just wanted to axe them something.
>FEMA death guards advertise on craigslist
>>62272761
the bible is pretty bad tbf
>>62272806
>Wagwan
The fuck are you doing?
>>62272706
t. butthurt leftist
If more of your buddies had actually turned out to vote, then you might have won. Don't worry though, you can always blame everyone except yourselves!
business idea: create a religion with the sole purpose of committing acts of violence. indoctrinate swarthy brown people into the religion. commit said acts of violence and people will defend our right to do so
>Hillary now uses the terms "White privilege" and "Cultural appropriation" unironically
THERE'S NO HOPE
LONG
TERM
ECONOMIC
PLAN
>>62272787
>what is sarcasm
>>62272864
crushing my bollocks. you?
>>62272858
'sheed
>>62272875
Think she's really miscalculating honestly
>>62272742
difference is there is not a culture in Christianity of taking the words in a book from the 7th century arabian desert literally and applying it in the real world
>>62272761
nah its all pretty shitty
>>62272875
There's still some hope
>>62272849
>$27/h
I'd do it
>>62272825
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4bizex/if_islam_is_a_religion_of_peace_why_arent/
hello redddit
>>62272825
mabye... the ones that aren't peaceful are the moderate muslims.. and weve been looking at it the wrong way
makes u think, huh?
>>62272875
>THERE'S NO HOPE
there is anon
>>62272825
this desu
>>62272761
yeah the next line says "looool j/k don't do that, could you imagine though? loool nah if they don't believe then leave them to it"
>>62272873
you're about 1400 years late
>In the Black-White group, virtually all of the birth mothers were White (66 of 68).
BLACKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJNirEFvwzA
absolutely LOVE this girls accent
makes her come off as really traditional and not like a huge slag
:3
how come yank accents only sound good on girls and sound fucking atrocious on men?
>>62272900
hmm.. he does make a lot of sense
>>62272920
>difference is there is not a culture in Christianity of taking the words in a book from the 7th century arabian desert literally and applying it in the real world
tell that to Proddies and their goons
>>62272869
ah yes, it was a battle between the classes which you plucky little underdogs won, not about whats good for the country or your lives
dont mind anyway, i'm leaving this wet little island as soon as possible, like most people with marketable skills. Enjoy HAVING to take in more migrants to fill the skills deficit that causes
>>62272875
hillary benn? absolute dickhead
>>62272864
I was asking what's going on
>>62272921
>>62272956
>man who doesn't believe in climate change
ayy
>>62272875
Don't worry. USA will either destroy itself in a civil war or become isolationist soonish.
>>62272911
I was enjoying my time without picturing what a French lads crushed bollocks looks like
Cunt
How is /trapbf2016/ going /cum/?
>>62272978
sounds like a dumb redneck not a fan
>>62272978
she sounds fucking retarded
this is so peaceful and tolerant
>/r/The_Donald
>>62273002
Nobody's perfect
>>62272987
>not about whats good for the country or your lives
ah yes
"let me tell you what I think is best for everyone else"
>>62273002
>climate change is the number 1 issue facing america
>>62272921
This
America won't go without a huge fight
>>62272987
Imminent Eurozone collapse la'
*swipes card*
Asians are ugly desu
MORNIN' GEORGE
>>62272869
>butthurt leftist
ah yes, all those who supported the EU are leftists
David Cameron
Obama
IMF
Bank of England
OECD
WTO
etc.
>typing 'webcam' on youtube
>>62272900
>can literally see blood dripping into a pool below the front bumper
rly makes u think...
>>62273020
was listening to the stefan molyneux where the flat earther calls in earlier, absolutely mental
reminder if the US stops feeding the Chinese economy emissions will drop :^)
>>62273012
fiy im kinda good looking ;)
ahhhh YES
![charlotte-church-charlotte-church-weight-loss-3b353284b48de991c69ac560cf87aa9e-large-545625[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6cDJBqH.jpg "charlotte-church-charlotte-church-weight-loss-3b353284b48de991c69ac560cf87aa9e-large-545625[1]")
>>62273054
climate change caused the syrian civil war
>>62273026
>>62273037
its such a trashy accent but i've only ever heard it on fat yank rednecks, so hearing an actual qt talk like that is really attractive for some reason
>if people were educated, they would be peaceful.
People unironically believe this lol
>>62273079
decent gimmick
halal sausages anyone?
go to xhamster and search Anne Marie Michelle
fittest bird I've seen in me life desu
alri lads
>>62273039
muslim lad i know explained that these verses are in the context of war and they're not supposed to be applied outside of war
>>62273130
No that was the recession
Just give them jobs and they won't attack us :^)
>>62273020
*pineal gland decalcifies*
>>62273147
>bike in lounge
absolute nomg
*eats /brit/*
mmmmmm...extra virgin
>>62273147
what a great day that was
>>62272306
Sounds like me desu
>>62273167
alri fella
how's tricks
>>62272978
She's a pastors daughter and mega religious, so she's probably not a slag.
>>62272616
nah it's just weird all the shit that happens in the world, i kinda just live life as it comes and take it all as it comes. scenarios and situations can be a bit heavy. at the end of the day we're all pretty good.
Went on omegle and bumped into an autistic (by his own admission) Swede, who defended Islamic child rape, claiming "it was just sex".
>>62273132
Yea I believe that
>>62273182
>war against non believers is acceptable in islam
what kinda religion of peace u want senpai?
just fuck my shit up
>>62273147
was this mat?
>>62273182
>context of war
>like that makes it any better
>>62273118
Fuck off from this thread immediately
tfw no hot black dads to do your braids at 6 in the morning
>>62273085
Pouis doesn't even say that, he says 'I wasn't quite sure what I'd just seen, but I liked it' or something.
>>62273085
Need some new Thorax
>>62273054
One of the most important issues the world as a whole is facing.
>>62273151
>Anne Marie Michelle
>fittest bird
Got to be joking. She looks like any generic slag.
>>62272652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_1g3rVBmos#t=1m13s
J E N N A
E
N
N
A
>>62273245
Then why do so many STEMtist arabs support ISIS?
>>62273235
pic related is rolling in his grave
>tfw I have autism but I'm still more normie than most people here
Feels weird desu
>>62273301
STEM =/= education 2bh
>>62273225
hmm
thats both a turn on and turn off
reckon she's probably racist as fuck
>>62273235
Did you bring it up or did he just blurt it out?
>>62273245
You believe that only the uneducated wage war?
>>62273308
wish he would hammer my bollocks
>>62273248
war was common back then, invasions, tribal fighting etc.
it has no purpose in this day and age
>tfw no girl to verbally berate me then get on all fours and let me have a go once me willy is all stiff from the insults
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DXTKTgArQY
>>62273302
*its a hologram*
>>62273301
>He fell for the STEM meme
STEMfags are just mechanically minded gorillas
>>62273085
Lad, that shit's fucking terrifying. I bumped into a video of some bird playing an imagination pawn shop game with her brother and at one point, she pops in with a lollipop in her mouth and does the whole seductive act on him, including bending over in front of him and leaning in so he can see down her shirt and shit. She was clearly really really into it.
Based brother just shot her with a nerf gun until she fucked off out of his shop.
how about that heat, lads?
I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE
finally it is cooling down
might have a wank?
your thoughts??
genuinely in love with this bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtECo0BXe98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t111qw5BniE
wish I could speak russian
doggo is falling asleep at the foot of my bed
10 years of solitude made me independent
>>62273355
yea
>>62273301
>autistic people don't understand the world and crave a good guys/bad guys binary to latch onto
surprising this, maybe offers some insight into /pol/ as well
>>62273293
Good vid
>>62273351
The autism or the child rape thing? The discussion was about how useless niggers are and then that steered onto how terrible muslims are when he asked "But what about Germany?"
At the end of the conversation, he outright said "Of course I rape."
>tfw she says "je t'aime"
haha lads yeah
>>62273431
why dont you wait a couple of days and have an explosive wank?
>>62273287
Watch the video with her and Mr Marcus
>>62273451
Well, fuck off and be alone then
>>62273431
my thoughts aren't good wank material
>>62273343
t. liberal arts unemployed normie
>>62273375
war is still common today, i'd have thought a religion of """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""peace"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" would condemn it whether it's common or not
it's easy for me to admit that the new testament, written at an even more barbaric time, is genuinely peaceful, and i'm not a christian
![Speaker-of-the-House-of-Commons-John-Bercow[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t8Wg1IP.jpg "Speaker-of-the-House-of-Commons-John-Bercow[1]")
ORDER
scrolling instagram and doing a sad
still confused as to why he dedicated this thread to me
ITS FACKIN RAW
>>62273519
One pepperoni pls boss
>>62273302
Doesn't the fact that people can say stuff like this disprove the "media controlled by lizard people" stuff these people are usually pushing?
>>62273519
O-O-O-ORDERRRRRRRRR
next game of thrones only having 7 episodes
those cheap fucking cunts
>>62273454
So....the Romans were uneducated for their time? The Greeks were masters of war and philosophy. The Scientific Revolution coincided alongside British imperialism. Space exploration? It came from war rockets.
When did signs of strength become signs of stupidity desu?
>>62273505
t. kitchen porter who idolises institutionalised autism
Test post
7:21 AM, GMT+10
19th of July, 2016
>>62273519
EEEEEEED MMMMMILIBAAAAAAAAAND
>>62273585
try again
![Bundesarchiv_Bild_102-00344A,_München,_nach_Hitler-Ludendorff_Prozess[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0OOoFYP.jpg "Bundesarchiv Bild 102-00344A, München, nach Hitler-Ludendorff Prozess[1]")
me on the right
>>62273516
Ah yes, Christianity. Truly the religion of peace...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUrqdpdmyi8
choon
>>62273516
>new testament, written at an even more barbaric time, is genuinely peaceful,
you haven't actually read it have you?
>>62273570
maybe the last one will be three hours long
>>62273585
using script detected
Here's my plan for the rest of the day:
Nap for ~1 hour
Go fishing for ~2 hours
Shower
Take Xanax
Eat dinner
Do schoolwork
Have a wank
Munch some durries on the veranda
Go to sleep
My fucking sides!
http://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=4957564
>UK MPs back renewal of Trident nuclear weapons programme, voting 472 to 117 in favour in House of Commons
GREENS BTFO
SNP BTFO
JEZZA BTFO
>all the London pakis on Twitter laughing at Brits because we can't handle the heat
>>62273570
game of thrones is shit
>>62273571
>knowledge = education
no
>>62273608
me in the middle
>>62273585
found you through time-triangulation. i could easily dox you right now
>>62273585
Tim?
this is a funny one
Ahhhh yes, Muhammad was such a great guy! Truly the champion of the religion of peace!
>>62273585
Aussie this painting currently held in one of your museums. Since you lads don't really care about us anymore would you kindly give it back please? Cheers m8.
>>62273624
do you support your countries annexation of the crimean peninsula and attempted annexation of eastern ukraine?
>>62273668
you're shit
what even is a denmark anyway
>>62273618
>The most violent thing he could find from the New Testament is a quote from a character in a parable
You only prove him right.
omg dying ;'D ;'D ;'D
>>62273687
MENTIONED
>>62273700
jesus christ, are you autist?
>>62273660
Tories on a mission
>>62273660
First blood to Terry May
>>62273673
That's the stupidest thing i've read on 4chan today.
>>62273570
Oh no, only 7 episodes of D&D's quality writing.
>>62273697
where do you get these lad
>>62273698
That one lad on the bottom centre is getting his rocks off
Hmm...
>>62273660
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
gonna go out late tonight to cruise around and look for pokemon
hopefully the servers will be less overloaded and my phone wont crash every 5 seconds
Who else can't wait for Sherlock to start here?
>>62273698
sent ;)
>>62273687
literally saw the gif was looping after 3 seconds
about to smoke a cheeky spliff before bed shhhh don't tell anyone haha
>>62273615
when did jesus tell people to chop people's hands off?
>>62273615
don't recall saying christianity was peaceful you fucking mong, i said they have no scriptural basis for violence
>>62273618
>>62273721
this desu
>it's a "let's compare islam and christianity and consistently fail to realise they're both nuts and dependent on interpretation and translation" thread
ah yes
>>62273687
brilliant
>>62273721
>in a parable
ah yes, all of the violent verses in the New Testament are merely parables whereas all of the peaceful verses are literal
meanwhile in the quran, all of the violent verses are literal and never parables
what an escape clause to have
Who's that famous Tim from Australia?
(i'm wet)
>Asked if she was “personally prepared to authorise a nuclear strike that can kill a hundred thousand innocent men, women and children”, Mrs May replied: “Yes.”
Anyone else have an erection?
>>62273759
try the quran
>>62273698
Australia has museums? wew
>>62273681
Legend
>>62273795
told my mum and she is fucking fuming lad you're a dead man walking
>>62273660
NOICE
O
I
C
E
>>62273813
The verses are literally called "The Parable of the Ten Minas" you fucking spacker.
how do you attack unarmed people with an axe and not kill anyone haha where do they find these slapstick terrorists
There once was a man from Al-Bukamal,
He traveled on a boat not a camel,
He had an axe to grind,
A train he did find,
And now Merkel is up shit creek with no paddle.
walked 10 miles today
that's 7 hours according to google
>>62273807
>both nuts
>his entire history is basically full of Christians
>>62273807
>its an ignore Catholics episode
>>62273821
Based as fuck
>>62273807
Except there is a culture in Islam that believes the Quran is unchallengable and must be taken literally. That is where radical Islam comes from. It's not lone nuts that sperg out because they don't understand their religion, it's people taking the scripture in an extreme literal sense.
>>62273660
There was literally no chance of it going any other way
>>62273795
aha might do this as well ahaha
>>62273859
>"The Parable of the Ten Minas
No. That's what PEOPLE call it. The scripture is called Luke 19:11-27.
>>62273821
heard that on the news
want her to give me a stern handjob in the commons toilets before PMQs
>Islam is violent, they cause near all terrorist attacks
>Christianity is equally violent
>How do you mean
>THE CRUSADES
IT WAS A THOUSAND
FUCKING
YEARS AGO
LITERALLY
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62273796
I have no idea 2bh. Lot of violence of a religion of """""""peace""""""" if you ask me.
>>62273806
Really? Well that's funny because if I recall correctly Christians sure have killed a fucking lot of people over the years. Part of God's plan I'm assuming right?
>>62273821
>>62273893
*tips fedora*
she should have shown her katana while she was at it
>arguing with someone online
>they starting using full stops at the end of sentences
I have already won
So is caralad finally gone then?
Also its hot af
Just got this as a suggested video and watched the whole thing
what does it mean? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXWH-xquTaM
Meghan Trainor is actually a total rotter
not one redeeming feature
how is she a 'pop star'
>>62273896
>culture in Islam that believes the Quran is unchallengable and must be taken literally
It's literally a core belief
It claims it's the last and final revalation from god, practically gagging to fight people
>>62273976
islamic radicals literally call the yanks crusaders
laughable 2bh
>It's a discuss Islamic violence without actually looking at what caused the rise of Al-Qaeda episode.
>>62273888
I sure hope this isn't a "Catholics are violent monsters! Just look at the Inquisition and the Crusades!" episode. Because that would be very embarrassing for you if it was.
>>62273920
Maybe you should try actually reading Luke 19 instead of googling "violent Bible verses".
>As they heard these things, he proceeded to tell a parable, because he was near to Jerusalem, and because they supposed that the kingdom of God was to appear immediately.
That's Luke 19:11.
IF LEAVING ME
IS EEEEASEHHHHHHHH
It doesn't matter what you do lads.
>>62273976
the crusades were justified
>>62273976
Islam had lots of violent Crusades. Christianity had many fewer, in spite of its longer history.
>>62273994
This 2bh, they're so pissed they've actually started paying attention and using proper grammar
>>62273976
not to mention it was a retaliation to Islamic expansionist attacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGov-KH7hkM
>>62273990
there's literally nothing wrong with being ready to nuke the fuck out of someone who who wants to do the same to you
33c tomorrow
what the genuine fuck
>>62273976
Loads of Christian violence in South America and Africa still lad. It's not religion, it's ____.
>>62273976
The Crusades were also a defensive measure taken after almost 4 centuries of Islamic conquest.
>>62274057
the inquisition and crusades were necessary and justified
>>62274057
IT'S JUST A PARABLE BRO
>>62273896
>>62274034
Love it when people say "Islam needs a reformation, just like what happened to Christianity." It exposes themselves that they know nothing. The New Testament was written by men, open for interpretation, and in fact, encourages it. The Quran was written by Muhammad, who writes that everything he has written is already 100% correct.
The Protestant Reformation didn't change Christianity. It only changed interpretations. Catholics and Protestants used the exact same book.
Who else can't wait for Sherlock to start here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjhHPzK6enE
i t d o e s n t m a t t e r a n y w a y
>>62274004
dunno but she's pretty hot
>>62274132
And even with the combined efforts of much of Europe the Crusades were still a colossal failure
My fucking sides
>>62273984
>
it's like you're not even paying attention to what i'm saying
ignoring the fact that christianity hasn't done shit in the last 50 years, the founding prophet or christianity advocated only for peace aboce all
the founding prophet of islam was a LITERAL child rapist, mass murderer, torturer, imperialist etc.
whether or not christians are bad, the scripture of christianity does not advocate violence whereas the scripture of islam promotes it
fuck me
>>62274161
>The Quran was written by Muhammad, who writes that everything he has written is already 100% correct.
that's just one interpretation though when you think about it
i mean if islamic clerics took it seriously they could modernize their religion
>>62274169
it's not starting until next year desu
>>62272426
Care to guess the ethnicity anyone?
>>62273976
>>62274039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y
The crusades were practically irrelevant compared to the islamic expansion
Don't tldw the video, its a good talk
>>62274158
Then some Pharisees and scribes came to Jesus from Jerusalem and asked, 2“Why do Your disciples break the tradition of the elders? They do not wash their hands when they eat.”
3Jesus replied, “And why do you break the command of God for the sake of your tradition? 4For God said: ‘Honor your father and mother’a and ‘Anyone who curses his father or mother must be put to death.’b 5But you say that if anyone says to his father or mother, ‘The help you would have received from me has been given to God,’ 6he need not honor his father or mother with it. Thus you nullify the word of God for the sake of your tradition. 7You hypocrites! Isaiah prophesied correctly about you:
This is too easy lad. Step it up.
if she mentions that fucking lad one more time i'm blocking her
There's more of that religion of peace I keep hearing so much about.
>>62274161
>The Quran was written by Muhammad
These are the people who are Islamophobes.
They don't even know who wrote The Quran.
>>62274234
was Italy the worst colonial power? all of their territories are competitors for biggest shithole in africa 2bh
>>62274234
Oh wow! Those are all Christian crusades?! So incredible! The more you know, right guys?
>>62274234
Colonialism is Christianity lol?
Besides, a ton of missionaries preached to end slavery ((which they did)). But you can't end all violence
>Two of the most violent continents on Earth -South America and Africa- are dominated by Christianity.
>Yet Islam is the most violent.
Ah yes, very impressive.
business idea: start a peaceful religion
>Not had a major casualty terrorist attack in 11 years
We're doing something right. Touch wood.
It's weird, because it feels like we're a bigger more high profile target than France is.
this girl is quite attractive tbqh lads
mummy is mad
mummy is mad
MUMMY IS MAD >~<
going to hide in the crawl space
see your dad's taking the divorce well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDpw0RBsZ7g&feature=youtu.be
>>62274161
Islam has already had its reformation though. The Protestant Reformation was simply stripping the bullshit of the Catholic Church and returning to the core of the scripture. This is exactly what Wahhabism is in Islam, a return to the scripture.
>>62274306
belgium takes the top spot in that regard 2bh
italy can't even win that, pretty laughable 2bh
>My sky dad is more peaceful than your sky dad
Ah yes. Very impressive
>>62274320
>South America
Communism and corruption
>Africa
Racial wars and corruption
>>62274248
EVERY VIOLENT PART IN THE NEW TESTAMENT IS JUST A PARABLE BRO
It's pointless talking to you. Every violent part is actually le not violent really :D
You're as delusional as Muslims.
>>62274317
>>62274314
>invasion of territory by muslim nations is islam's fault
>invasion of territory by christian nations is a complex situation involving the geopolitical struggles of the time, not to be judged solely on the religion of the people that did it, that's a stupidly simplistic way of looking at things
ah yes, rorke is very clever
'lo lads I'm British just like you fuck cunt I'll hook ya in the gabber let's talk about our sexual preferences. Do you prefer muslim or black bulls?
Reckon it really doesn't matter who wrote the Quran or what it says, only that the people who read it are excessively likely to attack civilians in any country you find them in
>Spanish Inquisition meme
Reminder that only 2% of people were ever charged with a crime
bin that axe
>>62274442
why are muslims and black bulls on your mind haha bit gay
>>62274212
>the founding prophet or christianity advocated only for peace aboce all
Yeah look where that got us.
>the scripture of Christianity does not advocate violence whereas the scripture of Islam promotes it
Ah yes, because that has had such an effect on Christian civilisation hasn't it? We have truly been the most pacifist civilisation in history.
>>62274352
we're not part of schengen so much fewer terrorists masking as "refugees" got in
>>62274410
That part isn't a parable though. It's a criticism of the old Jewish ways. Mate, you should really learn English before you try to argue with anyone.
Can't stop farting lads
Usually give them a good sniff as well
>the crusades were in response to Islamic crusades
top kek
>no mention that the Christian crusades caused far more deaths and destruction than the Islamic crusades
>>62274471
that's crazy high though
>>62274320
>South America
Gangs, drugs, etc. You're safe if you don't go into bad neighbourhoods dressed like a king or get into the drug industry.
>Africa
A lot of their violence is Muslim, actually. But that which isn't, I mean, fuck, Africa's such a shithole.
Middle Easterners have money yet they cut eachother down in the streets for not doing Islam the right way. Blacks kill because they chimp out.
>>62274356
that's actually my ex girlfriend lad
>>62274161
Spacker prots do think the New Testament is holy, though
>>62274317
>>62274405
>lol expansion and violence by christians isnt christian
>b-but ofc expansion my muslims is christian
>t-those christian countries are violent because of gommies and race
>y-yet for muslim countries violence has nothing to do with western imperialism
A H Y E S V E R Y I M P R E S S I V E
>>62274505
False:
>>62274245
>>62274437
>>invasion of territory by muslim nations is islam's fault
When they explicitly say it is, like Muhammad did, then it is. You might want to look up what the Christiant colonist did for Africa before sounding like a dumbfuck
By the way, you are admitting that Europe, at its height of power, was Christian. Wouldn't that make Christian the dominate religion?
There's a reason the whole world hates Islam
>>62274489
Vast majority of attacks are by home grown terrorists, though. So it can't just be that.
Watching a Ross Kemp documentary on ISIS yesterday and the ISIS guy they caught said the western born members of ISIS were way more ideological.
>>62274522
jammy
>>62274488
there comes a point where there's no hope for reason
you're at that point mate, probably a rasheed
>>62274505
>>no mention that the Christian crusades caused far more deaths and destruction than the Islamic crusades
You realise this has precisely fucking nothing to do with whether or not they were justified retaliation, right? Are you just pretending to be retarded? All you said there was:
>The Crusades were a defensive measure and much more successful than the original Islamic offensive
>>62274517
CHI
Lads, feel very bitter and alone due to my self-imposed isolation. Can anyone recommend me any groups to hate to make me feel better about my squalid existence?
>man with ax attacking people in Germany
Goodness I wonder if he is brown and a member of the religion of peace
>>62273379
>>62274437
When Muslims invade a place during jihad, their explicit goal is jihad. ISIS? Jihad. The Muhammadan invasions? Jihad. Invasion of Constantinople? Jihad.
Europeans were just on top of the heap and wanted things. They didn't care about religion. Maybe you could try to argue that religion wasn't the key factor. I would disagree, but I would not say that Christianity is equally as violent in principle to Islam. Islam is based on a history of conquest and conversion.
>get quads
>nobody notices
Thanks, cunts.
mecca should be nuked
>>62274617
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468483759663.webm
take your pick
>>62274617
normies
>>62274490
And then Jesus reaffirms all the Old Testament Law it's because I don't understand English.
Got it.
>>62274555
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_career_of_Muhammad
>A man armed with an axe has injured 10 to 15 people on a train in the northern Bavarian town of Würzburg, local police have said. Several were injured critically, the spokesman said.
really makes u think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZgblTKscX0
Name a better Led Zep song
too fucking hot, lads
might end up stabbing my self like those scorpions do
>literal pakis ITT
fucking hell, is there anything you savages won't ruin
>>62274505
source
>>62274684
WHY haven't the BBC mentioned his description?
>>62274651
>destroying a world heritage site
fucking barbarian, kill the people who worship there by all means but leave the architecture
>>62274317
>>62274314
Oh look, a pair of thick Yanks showing us all how amazing their American """""education"""" is.
Amazing that the country who had Manifest Destiny doesn't even understand the basic tenets of European colonialism, most important of which was the importance to spread Christianity as a way to end "savagery".
>>62272350
boo hoo
imaging actually voting to stay in the EU because you couldn't study in some shithole on the continent
mecca should be firebombed twice a year
>>62274684
i blame the crusades and the 2003 invasion of iraq as opposed to the actual man with the axe who is probably just a victim of imperialism 2bph
>>62274664
Question: "Do Christians have to obey the Old Testament law?"
Answer: None of the Old Testament law is binding on Christians today. When Jesus died on the cross, He put an end to the Old Testament law (Romans 10:4; Galatians 3:23–25; Ephesians 2:15). In place of the Old Testament law, Christians are under the law of Christ (Galatians 6:2), which is to “love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind…and to love your neighbor as yourself” (Matthew 22:37-39). If we obey those two commands, we will be fulfilling all that Christ requires of us: “All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments” (Matthew 22:40).
>>62274604
The 2nd statement was not conditional on the 1st. They were 2 different statements altogether.
>>62274698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3HemKGDavw
>>62274664
it was accomplished when he died and was resurrected though
this is literally basic christianity
>>62274631
wew lad I capped the same thing
was going to drop it soon but you've spoiled it now
>>62274602
>Get your argument blown the fuck out
>Resort to full on strawmanning and ad hominems
Do you browse /pol/ by any chance?
Time for more cartoons and a hash tag for solidarity
>>62274698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyhu2ysqKGk
>>62274728
maybe they don't have any info on that yet? i don't know
lot of happening the last couple days though
>>62274728
the answer you are looking for: to further the leftist propaganda machine
the actual answer: they aren't sure who it was
>>62274709
>autists being unable to accomodate nuance into their "skin colour is tribes" belief system
laughing my arse off at you
>>62272875
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE?
>>62274798
umm mate all you did was say christians have done bad things in the past over and over again
you were attacking an argument i wasn't making over and over again you utter paki
>>62274733
they've turned it into a theme park anyway, fuck the whole lot
>>62274738
Are not you Shitalians thrid world?? Why do you think you have any hope of trying to pretend to be better than me?
>>62274756
>>62274782
>everything is actually different to how it's written
>you just need to interpret it the correct way :D
As delusional as Mudslimes yet you apply a different set of criteria when you quote their scripture.
Literally end yourselves.
>>62272350
>>62274748
>All the best unis are in the UK
>pic related is youth unemployment
They weren't going to anyway
>>62274677
>>>www.gom.wigibedia.gom/wigi/christian_massacres_the_crusades_and_shiet_when_we_are_violent_it_has_nothin_to_do_with_our_religion
>>62274617
start posting images of graphs stating that you are better than any other race by default. Usually cheers me right up
Imagine having skin the same colour as poo?
>>62274832
>>62274778
Both v good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKOngTfTMs0
>>62274664
>He doesn't understand the "fulfil" thing
TOP KEK. Congratulations. You've checked all of the clueless atheist checkboxes. Would you like to continue?
>>62272875
Which is funny because she's a rich white member of high society
>>62274897
the best way to spot a wanker is ask if they went on erasmus
>Violent Bible verse
>*needs to be interpreted correctly*
>Violent Quran verse
>FUCKING ISLAM IS SO FUCKING VIOLENT
You've been found out christscum
End of discussion.
>>62274926
It's why Indians are dirty, showers are loos for the skin
fave subleddit has been "quarantined"
what did they mean by this?
>>62274926
imagine having skin the same colour as cum
haha cumskin
>>62274980
Non EU countries can into erasmus anyway, Israel does I think
>>62274320
lol more people are going to die in europe and you are to blame.
>>62274972
>until heaven and earth disappear
When did that happen again?
>>62274982
When was the last time one of them drove a semi truck into your holiday crowd?
>>62274996
rorke scum out
>>62274879
im not christian but in relation to your initial question i responded to, that is literally the entire point of christianity, exactly why its a religion
im sorry that you're wrong
>>62274860
Ah still no arguments and strawmanning intensifying I see. Ah yes, very good. Why don't you scurry off now little runt and play with the rest of the Rorkes over at Sargon's Youtube channel or something. Your feeble mind is no match for my superior leftie knowledge.
*tip* ;^)
>>62274875
Not an argument.
>>62274764
Thanks for repeating what I said, I suppose?
>>62274879
Here mate, will you paint my walls and then once that criteria is fulfilled, will you then mop my floor?
Question:
In this scenario, do you keep painting the walls forever and never mop the floor? Or do you stop when the walls have been painted and then mop the floor?
>>62274982
>Christian reads a violent verse
>interprets it so he isn't obligated to be violent
>muslim reads a violent verse
>"JIHAD FOR ALLAH!!!"
>>62274996
Wrongthink
>>62274926
imagine having skin the same colour as bird shit?
>>62275046
A H , Y E S
H
,
Y
E
S
Trust a Muslim to divert any criticism of their cult on the kaffir.
post irish slags
>>62275101
Birds don't shit
Its creamy piss
>>62275072
I'm not trying to argue, I'm just baffled why an Italian is talking about our education system, when I've never eve heard of any Italian schools or philosophers or scientist
Business idea: mail Clinton a box of bedbugs
>>62275011
>imagine having skin the same colour as cum
sexy
>>62275127
Islam is shit you dopey twat.
This is a conversation on how Christians divert any and all valid criticism from them in a desperate attempt to seem peaceful or rational.
>>62275176
Well that's because you're a thick Yank.
![11406958_10204642869654077_8672399161231418596_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ju1dEcD.jpg "11406958 10204642869654077 8672399161231418596 n[1]")
Someone say slags?
Why is it that Muslims always start ranting on about the Kaffir (Christians, Jews) when their death cult is called out?
>This is a conversation on how Christians divert any and all valid criticism from them in a desperate attempt to seem peaceful or rational.
>>62275184
business idea: mail clinton some baking soda
>>62275194
haha yeah it is tbf
>>62275229
Can you name some?
in b4 you say Rome or even worse....Greece
>>62275176
>I've never eve heard of any Italian schools or philosophers or scientist
That's because you're a thick, uneducated pleb.
wish the fedora meme hadn't been associated with atheism. Poe's law has led to literal sky-man worshippers to come to /brit/
god squad please leave
>>62275184
Business idea: take Clinton to a totally confidential CAT scan, then publish the results
>>62274785
waaay head of you broseph
>>62275184
that would probably land you on the no fly zone
(haha, get it? flies, bugs, something like that)
i typically find white girls more attractive than black girls desu
racist af. my deepest darkest secret, terrified my wife's boyfriend will find out
>>62275254
V E R Y I M P R E S S I V E
>>62275041
That's not the part you're misunderstanding. Try reading it again. This time, don't just google "Is the Old Testament still enforced?" and then click on that site that screams about Matthew 5:17.
>>62275304
no fly list*
>>62275286
Can you name some?
in b4 you mention some old 14th century man who would probably consider himself to be Venetian or Florentine before he would consider himself Italian
>i believe in god
What's the track that starts playing in your head when you see this gif?
why is it that every country muslims are in they cause non-stop problems lol
>>62275280
italy literally has the oldest uni in the world though
>>62275312
>terrified my wife's boyfriend will find out
is he a gent of darkened disposition
>>62275280
A lot of Italians worked on the gravitational waves project, they're very big in astrophysics. Just because they don't have black science man or clever wheelchair man doesn't mean they don't have good scientists.
>>62275232
1,3,2
>>62275368
GoT theme
>>62275360
Marconi, Fermi
>>62275397
fuck off normie slime
>>62275368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3rZgs3dudI
>>62275338
>Jesus says the OT law will apply until "heaven and Earth disappear"
>point out this hasn't happened
>YOU'RE MISUNDERSTANDING IT BRO
epic
>>62275368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MYAGyZlBY0
Need some new watching material
Any suggestions?
>>62275368
Bomfunk MC's - Freestyler
why is Danebro so based?
he routinely b's tfo of rorkes and commies alike
>>62275424
>>Jesus says the OT law will apply
Spoiler: This is the part you're not understanding.
>>62275419
this
>>62275458
Bojack Horseman
>>62275379
Too bad all those were created by Christians, and this particular Italian is strongly anti-Christians
Oh wait...he may change his mind now
>>62275476
he has very good taste in music too
VERY good lad
>religion
>in 2016
please be joking
>>62275397
Ouch
>>62275419
Very good
>>62275425
Superb
>>62275465
Rock the microphone
>>62275368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MYAGyZlBY0
>>62275458
Quantum Leap.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10779929
http://www.strawpoll.me/10779929
http://www.strawpoll.me/10779929
http://www.strawpoll.me/10779929
VOTING MANDATORY
>>62275299
I was just proving I didn't nick it off you Tbh
>>62275566
how about we deport the bigots instead
>>62275425
dammit
good post
>>62275538 (Me)
>Baseed Saqiq al-Pondeer
ah ja , sehr beeindruckend
>>62275566
>people actually voting no
So many Muslims in these threads, seriously.
>>62275538
>>62275425
good lads
>>62275531
>>62275491
Patricians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbF_HlZ23cY
>>62275485
And when Jesus says the same thing AGAIN, I'm misunderstanding it right?
Jesus literally says it's easier for Earth to disappear than for the OT law to be invalid.
>>62275602
Why don't you move to Saudi Arabia if you like Muslims so much?
>>62275623
>wah anyone who isn't retarded is a muslim
ah yes, very impressive, i literally think you have autism
>>62275643
Yes. I'll narrow it down even further for you. You're misunderstanding the phrase "the law". Go back to studying. Maybe you'll crack this cryptic code that's been cracked for millenia sooner or later.
>>62275693
most people don't want you in these threads, fuck off.
>>62275712
The law refers to Mosaic Law because that's what everybody knew and followed.
You're so full of shit it hurts. Every time I prove you wrong you just try to sound smart in your desperation to appear right.
>>62275759
>in my saaaafe spaaaaace
how about YOU fuck off you blithering idiot
>>62275790
>Every time I prove you wrong
>prove you wrong
Kek. Silly atheist employing silly atheist techniques of declaring themselves the victor because they know they sure as fuck won't have anyone else declare it.
>>62275866
reddit rodent.
>Hey anon, can I ask you to unblock [slag I blocked]?
Absolutely
>Thanks
No worries
Ffw 2 days
>[Slag] says you still haven't unblocked her.
She's right
>You said you would
No I said you could ask
>Will you unblock her please?
Not a chance
>Why?
She knows
SLAGS GET BTFO
AND THEIR SLAGMATES TOO
imagine not being white
>>62274996
What was the sub?
>>62276137
r/european
>>62276275
that literally happened months ago
![EpDxwRW[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/GttRqOO.png "EpDxwRW[1]")
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