That one lad who's considering joining a church to fill a 'spiritual void' in his life edition
i hate myself
You are now picturing the girl you fancy doing a big messy poo
>>62272306
err? that was me that made that post
why are you quoting me?
>More than 20 people in Germany injured after a man with an axe went on the rampage on a train - German media
ah yes, very impressive
Oh Edddiieeee~
kinda scared of what existence is all about lads.
Fare forward O voyagers, O seamen You who came to port, and you whose bodies Will suffer the trial and the judgment of the sea Or whatever event, this is your real destination. So Krishna, as when he admonished Arjuna On the field of battle. Not fare well, But fare forward, voyagers. All manner of things shall be well When the tongues of flames are in-folded Into the crowned knot of fire And the fire and the rose are one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey04dUTM_gQ
Friendly reminder Miliband did nothing wrong (except lose)
bit hungry
>>62272350
they won't be able to go to netherlands etc and pay no fees
>be german
>get axed to death
JANNY
pretty sure i just shit myself
Lets not jump to conclusions lads, we don't know if the axe man is a rasheed yet
>>62271925
I can talk about everything here (dont have to be specific to a board etc) and basically I enjoy brit culture its kinda funny. I feel more comfortable speaking english on the internet than french (the french on /int/ aren't really friendly either). basically it's only fun. Feels good having human contact too
>>62272306
I like your editions :3
I reiterate, panel shows are shit.
Mark Corrigan needs to stop laughing manically at every little thing.
Jenna Haze 2bh lads
>>62272454
They'll still be able to go and study. leaving the EU has not stopped that outright.
let me axe you a question haha
(have a black gf so it's ok for me to say that)
![30500311-Man-with-axe-isolated-on-white-Stock-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mmeBGZR.jpg "30500311-Man-with-axe-isolated-on-white-Stock-Photo[1].jpg")
brb getting on a train lads
>>62272512
panel shows went shit when channels put quotas on women and minorities appearing
mainly due to women
>assuming the german train incident is a foreigner
sounds like you have an axe to grind
>>62272408
hi aaron
>>62272435
i have never considered there to be a meaning behind existence. does existence have to have a reason? does the meaning behind existence govern your personal existence?
>>62272426
kek is this actually anjem choudary in the pic
I'M THE AXEMAN
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
merseyside has the cutest reaction images :3
>>62272584
Do you believe in heaven?
>>62272401
I was doing that anyway
how are they the religion of peace if they keep killing people haha
just one of my random observations
>>62272520
Good evening
>>62272574
no they were always shit. scripted smug leftist bullshit.
>>62272520
stop posting this arse worm whore
>>62272644
because the ones killing people because islam tells them to aren't followers of islam
There's that peaceful quran I've heard so much about
>>62272574
And Noel Felding.
The mighty boosh was funny, but he's not
>why yes, i do think i know better than every respected body of economists, the advice of British MP's, and multiple business leaders
>why no, i'm not arrogant. that's the students lol
hey guys, let's stop blaming this on immigrants and bury the hatchet
>>62272697
YEA BUT THE OLD TESTAMENT OF THE BIBLE SAYS BAD THINGS TOOO!
>>62272697
Is there any context behind that to justify it? Sometimes people take random Bible verses out of context to make it look bad
might save some facebook memes and rename them to a load of numbers so people think i got them off the 'chon
>>62272696
>the ones following islam aren't following islam
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC AXE OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE AXE WILL NEVER COME TO YOUR COUNTRY
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HEEEEEREEEEES AHMED
just been informed that religions are now races
I am of CofEian origin, please do not discriminate against me
>>62272671
Bad meme.
>>62272652
Ayo. Wagwan?
If Islam is the religion of peace, why aren't radical muslims super peaceful?
Don't get the fit you guys are throwing about this Germany stuff.
The guy just wanted to axe them something.
>FEMA death guards advertise on craigslist
>>62272761
the bible is pretty bad tbf
>>62272806
>Wagwan
The fuck are you doing?
>>62272706
t. butthurt leftist
If more of your buddies had actually turned out to vote, then you might have won. Don't worry though, you can always blame everyone except yourselves!
business idea: create a religion with the sole purpose of committing acts of violence. indoctrinate swarthy brown people into the religion. commit said acts of violence and people will defend our right to do so
>Hillary now uses the terms "White privilege" and "Cultural appropriation" unironically
THERE'S NO HOPE
LONG
TERM
ECONOMIC
PLAN
>>62272787
>what is sarcasm
>>62272864
crushing my bollocks. you?
>>62272858
'sheed
>>62272875
Think she's really miscalculating honestly
>>62272742
difference is there is not a culture in Christianity of taking the words in a book from the 7th century arabian desert literally and applying it in the real world
>>62272761
nah its all pretty shitty
>>62272875
There's still some hope
>>62272849
>$27/h
I'd do it
>>62272825
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4bizex/if_islam_is_a_religion_of_peace_why_arent/
hello redddit
>>62272825
mabye... the ones that aren't peaceful are the moderate muslims.. and weve been looking at it the wrong way
makes u think, huh?
>>62272875
>THERE'S NO HOPE
there is anon
>>62272825
this desu
>>62272761
yeah the next line says "looool j/k don't do that, could you imagine though? loool nah if they don't believe then leave them to it"
>>62272873
you're about 1400 years late
>In the Black-White group, virtually all of the birth mothers were White (66 of 68).
BLACKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJNirEFvwzA
absolutely LOVE this girls accent
makes her come off as really traditional and not like a huge slag
:3
how come yank accents only sound good on girls and sound fucking atrocious on men?
>>62272900
hmm.. he does make a lot of sense
>>62272920
>difference is there is not a culture in Christianity of taking the words in a book from the 7th century arabian desert literally and applying it in the real world
tell that to Proddies and their goons
>>62272869
ah yes, it was a battle between the classes which you plucky little underdogs won, not about whats good for the country or your lives
dont mind anyway, i'm leaving this wet little island as soon as possible, like most people with marketable skills. Enjoy HAVING to take in more migrants to fill the skills deficit that causes
>>62272875
hillary benn? absolute dickhead
>>62272864
I was asking what's going on
>>62272921
>>62272956
>man who doesn't believe in climate change
ayy
>>62272875
Don't worry. USA will either destroy itself in a civil war or become isolationist soonish.
>>62272911
I was enjoying my time without picturing what a French lads crushed bollocks looks like
Cunt
How is /trapbf2016/ going /cum/?
>>62272978
sounds like a dumb redneck not a fan
>>62272978
she sounds fucking retarded
this is so peaceful and tolerant
>/r/The_Donald
>>62273002
Nobody's perfect
>>62272987
>not about whats good for the country or your lives
ah yes
"let me tell you what I think is best for everyone else"
>>62273002
>climate change is the number 1 issue facing america
>>62272921
This
America won't go without a huge fight
>>62272987
Imminent Eurozone collapse la'
*swipes card*
Asians are ugly desu
MORNIN' GEORGE
>>62272869
>butthurt leftist
ah yes, all those who supported the EU are leftists
David Cameron
Obama
IMF
Bank of England
OECD
WTO
etc.
>typing 'webcam' on youtube
>>62272900
>can literally see blood dripping into a pool below the front bumper
rly makes u think...
>>62273020
was listening to the stefan molyneux where the flat earther calls in earlier, absolutely mental
reminder if the US stops feeding the Chinese economy emissions will drop :^)
>>62273012
fiy im kinda good looking ;)
ahhhh YES
![charlotte-church-charlotte-church-weight-loss-3b353284b48de991c69ac560cf87aa9e-large-545625[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6cDJBqH.jpg "charlotte-church-charlotte-church-weight-loss-3b353284b48de991c69ac560cf87aa9e-large-545625[1].jpg")
>>62273054
climate change caused the syrian civil war
>>62273026
>>62273037
its such a trashy accent but i've only ever heard it on fat yank rednecks, so hearing an actual qt talk like that is really attractive for some reason
>if people were educated, they would be peaceful.
People unironically believe this lol
>>62273079
decent gimmick
halal sausages anyone?
go to xhamster and search Anne Marie Michelle
fittest bird I've seen in me life desu
alri lads
>>62273039
muslim lad i know explained that these verses are in the context of war and they're not supposed to be applied outside of war
>>62273130
No that was the recession
Just give them jobs and they won't attack us :^)
>>62273020
*pineal gland decalcifies*
>>62273147
>bike in lounge
absolute nomg
*eats /brit/*
mmmmmm...extra virgin
>>62273147
what a great day that was
>>62272306
Sounds like me desu
>>62273167
alri fella
how's tricks
>>62272978
She's a pastors daughter and mega religious, so she's probably not a slag.
>>62272616
nah it's just weird all the shit that happens in the world, i kinda just live life as it comes and take it all as it comes. scenarios and situations can be a bit heavy. at the end of the day we're all pretty good.
Went on omegle and bumped into an autistic (by his own admission) Swede, who defended Islamic child rape, claiming "it was just sex".
>>62273132
Yea I believe that
>>62273182
>war against non believers is acceptable in islam
what kinda religion of peace u want senpai?
just fuck my shit up
>>62273147
was this mat?
>>62273182
>context of war
>like that makes it any better
>>62273118
Fuck off from this thread immediately
tfw no hot black dads to do your braids at 6 in the morning
>>62273085
Pouis doesn't even say that, he says 'I wasn't quite sure what I'd just seen, but I liked it' or something.
>>62273085
Need some new Thorax
>>62273054
One of the most important issues the world as a whole is facing.
>>62273151
>Anne Marie Michelle
>fittest bird
Got to be joking. She looks like any generic slag.
>>62272652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_1g3rVBmos#t=1m13s
J E N N A
E
N
N
A
>>62273245
Then why do so many STEMtist arabs support ISIS?
>>62273235
pic related is rolling in his grave
>tfw I have autism but I'm still more normie than most people here
Feels weird desu
>>62273301
STEM =/= education 2bh
>>62273225
hmm
thats both a turn on and turn off
reckon she's probably racist as fuck
>>62273235
Did you bring it up or did he just blurt it out?
>>62273245
You believe that only the uneducated wage war?
>>62273308
wish he would hammer my bollocks
>>62273248
war was common back then, invasions, tribal fighting etc.
it has no purpose in this day and age
>tfw no girl to verbally berate me then get on all fours and let me have a go once me willy is all stiff from the insults
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DXTKTgArQY
>>62273302
*its a hologram*
>>62273301
>He fell for the STEM meme
STEMfags are just mechanically minded gorillas
>>62273085
Lad, that shit's fucking terrifying. I bumped into a video of some bird playing an imagination pawn shop game with her brother and at one point, she pops in with a lollipop in her mouth and does the whole seductive act on him, including bending over in front of him and leaning in so he can see down her shirt and shit. She was clearly really really into it.
Based brother just shot her with a nerf gun until she fucked off out of his shop.
how about that heat, lads?
I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE
finally it is cooling down
might have a wank?
your thoughts??
genuinely in love with this bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtECo0BXe98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t111qw5BniE
wish I could speak russian
doggo is falling asleep at the foot of my bed
10 years of solitude made me independent
>>62273355
yea
>>62273301
>autistic people don't understand the world and crave a good guys/bad guys binary to latch onto
surprising this, maybe offers some insight into /pol/ as well
>>62273293
Good vid
>>62273351
The autism or the child rape thing? The discussion was about how useless niggers are and then that steered onto how terrible muslims are when he asked "But what about Germany?"
At the end of the conversation, he outright said "Of course I rape."
>tfw she says "je t'aime"
haha lads yeah
>>62273431
why dont you wait a couple of days and have an explosive wank?
>>62273287
Watch the video with her and Mr Marcus
>>62273451
Well, fuck off and be alone then
>>62273431
my thoughts aren't good wank material
>>62273343
t. liberal arts unemployed normie
>>62273375
war is still common today, i'd have thought a religion of """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""peace"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" would condemn it whether it's common or not
it's easy for me to admit that the new testament, written at an even more barbaric time, is genuinely peaceful, and i'm not a christian
![Speaker-of-the-House-of-Commons-John-Bercow[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t8Wg1IP.jpg "Speaker-of-the-House-of-Commons-John-Bercow[1].jpg")
ORDER
scrolling instagram and doing a sad
still confused as to why he dedicated this thread to me
>>62273519
ITS FACKIN RAW
>>62273519
One pepperoni pls boss
>>62273302
Doesn't the fact that people can say stuff like this disprove the "media controlled by lizard people" stuff these people are usually pushing?
>>62273519
O-O-O-ORDERRRRRRRRR
next game of thrones only having 7 episodes
those cheap fucking cunts
>>62273454
So....the Romans were uneducated for their time? The Greeks were masters of war and philosophy. The Scientific Revolution coincided alongside British imperialism. Space exploration? It came from war rockets.
When did signs of strength become signs of stupidity desu?
>>62273505
t. kitchen porter who idolises institutionalised autism
Test post
7:21 AM, GMT+10
19th of July, 2016
>>62273519
EEEEEEED MMMMMILIBAAAAAAAAAND
>>62273585
try again
![Bundesarchiv_Bild_102-00344A,_München,_nach_Hitler-Ludendorff_Prozess[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0OOoFYP.jpg "Bundesarchiv_Bild_102-00344A,_München,_nach_Hitler-Ludendorff_Prozess[1].jpg")
me on the right
>>62273516
Ah yes, Christianity. Truly the religion of peace...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUrqdpdmyi8
choon
>>62273516
>new testament, written at an even more barbaric time, is genuinely peaceful,
you haven't actually read it have you?
>>62273570
maybe the last one will be three hours long
>>62273585
using script detected
Here's my plan for the rest of the day:
Nap for ~1 hour
Go fishing for ~2 hours
Shower
Take Xanax
Eat dinner
Do schoolwork
Have a wank
Munch some durries on the veranda
Go to sleep
My fucking sides!
http://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=4957564
>UK MPs back renewal of Trident nuclear weapons programme, voting 472 to 117 in favour in House of Commons
GREENS BTFO
SNP BTFO
JEZZA BTFO
>all the London pakis on Twitter laughing at Brits because we can't handle the heat
>>62273570
game of thrones is shit
>>62273571
>knowledge = education
no
>>62273608
me in the middle
>>62273585
found you through time-triangulation. i could easily dox you right now
>>62273585
Tim?
this is a funny one
Ahhhh yes, Muhammad was such a great guy! Truly the champion of the religion of peace!
>>62273585
Aussie this painting currently held in one of your museums. Since you lads don't really care about us anymore would you kindly give it back please? Cheers m8.
>>62273624
do you support your countries annexation of the crimean peninsula and attempted annexation of eastern ukraine?
>>62273668
you're shit
what even is a denmark anyway
>>62273618
>The most violent thing he could find from the New Testament is a quote from a character in a parable
You only prove him right.
omg dying ;'D ;'D ;'D
>>62273687
MENTIONED
>>62273700
jesus christ, are you autist?
>>62273660
Tories on a mission
>>62273660
First blood to Terry May
>>62273673
That's the stupidest thing i've read on 4chan today.
>>62273570
Oh no, only 7 episodes of D&D's quality writing.
>>62273697
where do you get these lad
>>62273698
That one lad on the bottom centre is getting his rocks off
Hmm...
>>62273660
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
gonna go out late tonight to cruise around and look for pokemon
hopefully the servers will be less overloaded and my phone wont crash every 5 seconds
Who else can't wait for Sherlock to start here?
>>62273698
sent ;)
>>62273687
literally saw the gif was looping after 3 seconds
about to smoke a cheeky spliff before bed shhhh don't tell anyone haha
>>62273615
when did jesus tell people to chop people's hands off?
>>62273615
don't recall saying christianity was peaceful you fucking mong, i said they have no scriptural basis for violence
>>62273618
>>62273721
this desu
>it's a "let's compare islam and christianity and consistently fail to realise they're both nuts and dependent on interpretation and translation" thread
ah yes
>>62273687
brilliant
>>62273721
>in a parable
ah yes, all of the violent verses in the New Testament are merely parables whereas all of the peaceful verses are literal
meanwhile in the quran, all of the violent verses are literal and never parables
what an escape clause to have
Who's that famous Tim from Australia?
(i'm wet)
>Asked if she was “personally prepared to authorise a nuclear strike that can kill a hundred thousand innocent men, women and children”, Mrs May replied: “Yes.”
Anyone else have an erection?
>>62273759
try the quran
>>62273698
Australia has museums? wew
>>62273681
Legend
>>62273795
told my mum and she is fucking fuming lad you're a dead man walking
>>62273660
NOICE
O
I
C
E
>>62273813
The verses are literally called "The Parable of the Ten Minas" you fucking spacker.
how do you attack unarmed people with an axe and not kill anyone haha where do they find these slapstick terrorists
There once was a man from Al-Bukamal,
He traveled on a boat not a camel,
He had an axe to grind,
A train he did find,
And now Merkel is up shit creek with no paddle.
>>62273795
walked 10 miles today
that's 7 hours according to google
>>62273807
>both nuts
>his entire history is basically full of Christians
>>62273807
>its an ignore Catholics episode
>>62273821
Based as fuck
>>62273807
Except there is a culture in Islam that believes the Quran is unchallengable and must be taken literally. That is where radical Islam comes from. It's not lone nuts that sperg out because they don't understand their religion, it's people taking the scripture in an extreme literal sense.
>>62273660
There was literally no chance of it going any other way
>>62273795
aha might do this as well ahaha
>>62273859
>"The Parable of the Ten Minas
No. That's what PEOPLE call it. The scripture is called Luke 19:11-27.
>>62273821
heard that on the news
want her to give me a stern handjob in the commons toilets before PMQs
>>62273849
GRASS
>Islam is violent, they cause near all terrorist attacks
>Christianity is equally violent
>How do you mean
>THE CRUSADES
IT WAS A THOUSAND
FUCKING
YEARS AGO
LITERALLY
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62273796
I have no idea 2bh. Lot of violence of a religion of """""""peace""""""" if you ask me.
>>62273806
Really? Well that's funny because if I recall correctly Christians sure have killed a fucking lot of people over the years. Part of God's plan I'm assuming right?
>>62273821
>>62273893
*tips fedora*
she should have shown her katana while she was at it
>arguing with someone online
>they starting using full stops at the end of sentences
I have already won
So is caralad finally gone then?
Also its hot af
Just got this as a suggested video and watched the whole thing
what does it mean? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXWH-xquTaM
Meghan Trainor is actually a total rotter
not one redeeming feature
how is she a 'pop star'
>>62273896
>culture in Islam that believes the Quran is unchallengable and must be taken literally
It's literally a core belief
It claims it's the last and final revalation from god, practically gagging to fight people
>>62273976
islamic radicals literally call the yanks crusaders
laughable 2bh
>It's a discuss Islamic violence without actually looking at what caused the rise of Al-Qaeda episode.
>>62273888
I sure hope this isn't a "Catholics are violent monsters! Just look at the Inquisition and the Crusades!" episode. Because that would be very embarrassing for you if it was.
>>62273920
Maybe you should try actually reading Luke 19 instead of googling "violent Bible verses".
>As they heard these things, he proceeded to tell a parable, because he was near to Jerusalem, and because they supposed that the kingdom of God was to appear immediately.
That's Luke 19:11.
IF LEAVING ME
IS EEEEASEHHHHHHHH
It doesn't matter what you do lads.
>>62273976
the crusades were justified
>>62273976
Islam had lots of violent Crusades. Christianity had many fewer, in spite of its longer history.
>>62273994
This 2bh, they're so pissed they've actually started paying attention and using proper grammar
