What's /int/'s opinion on Austria?
shithole
>>62267638
Says the Croat.
gorgeous
germans
little germany
>>62267684
desu most austrians don't like to be called "germans", it's like an insult
>>62267638
t. Croatia
>compliment Austria
>get utterly ignored
wow okay
It's a big country.
I've always wondered why aren't there more Austrian posters on /int/? Share with us some Austrian memes.
Shit country, very poor, very 3rd world.
Noone should go there, forget that it exists.
>>62267621
Ostrich
>>62267673
>>62267805
>wanting to receive praise for talking about ones own country in a positive way
Don't be silly, my Austrian brother
>>62267621
after WW2 all the non evil and nice krauts were shipped there
looks like a schnitzel
also cool history
>>62267902
>>62267621
>austria started ww1
>austrian started ww2
very quietly evil
>>62267825
most of our memes got captions in german (austrian), so it doesn't make sense to post them here
>>62267986
"started", first time the sovjets "started" it by killing our leader, second time Hitler "started" it by getting too much attention over in Germany
>>62267825
Most Austrians are tired of the bullshit memery/shitposting on here and just chill on /deutsch/ or other German threads. Also, there aren't many anyways.
>started 2 world wars
>Josef Fritzl
>Conchita Wurst
They are amazing.
What I know: it' some country like Germany but not germany.
>>62267825
We're mostly in /deutsch/ also the contrary to our northern cousins the sun is helping our autism
>>62267621
Saviors of The West from savage turks.
I love Austria.
cucks
>>62268077
Conchita Wurst
We are ashamed of that. Dunno why he/she/it got that big lol
Fritzl, well, dunno how to counter
>>62268184
Italy, go back into your harbors and take a dump into your water.
Worst water I've seen so far. Croatias water is way better
>>62268043
tell me where the nazi gold is
>>62267621
It's almost 15% muzzie.
>>62268118
>
That's the same I know about Belarus lol
>>62268227
>landlocked country
TOP KEK
>>62268266
It's hidden somewhere in the alps
Austrians get so immensely butthurt when you call them Germans it's testament to the fact that it's just an even more special snowflake extension of Bavaria
>>62267621
I should hate you guys for historical reasons... nah, fuck that, you guys are fine.
>>62267825
There's the pisscontainer anon for one.
Also, check out Drachenlord on youtube, but that's not an Austrian meme.
If you need some Austrian """slang""""", call someone who is handsome/well-dressed "fesch".
>>62268309
Let's see who KEKs when there's a flood because you noodles produce cars who just boost the climate change
>>62268309
>tfw this has actually always been bugging me
>>62268451
your glaciers are going to melt well before the sea rising becomes problematic.
>year 2060
>Austrian refugees have to beg the Germans to allow them in their country
wew
>>62268551
We'll turn them down so hard.
>>62268551
"Austrian refugees", there won't be much when every boat sinks a few kilometres before your coasts kek
I love Austria. Really clean and well-organized country
>>62268043
>soviets
Do you even history?Your leader was killed by a bosnian serb in Sarajevo.
>>62268380
I don't recall if Germany's capital is spelled "Mynga" or "Munich" in English... but who cares about a bunch of Tyrolean dancers, the only relevant German to be born was Hitler.
>>62268629
First you go down Merkel
>>62268629
>We'll turn them down so hard.
Not surprising considering Germans hate themselves.
>>62268704
Denazification really ruined their whole society and culture.
>>62268675
>Do you even history?Your leader was killed by a bosnian serb in Sarajevo.
"sovjets" = eastern europe for us
>>62268683
>Hitler was the only relevant German
>who are Planck, Einstein, Goethe, Schiller, Kant
>Macacao """""""""""""""""education"""""""""""""""""""""
Beautiful European country with a good and great history. I'm gonna visit it in August.
> What's /int/'s opinion on Austria?
German lapdog and leech sucking on German economy.
>>62268818
Hope you like it.
Have a nice stay!
Austria is just big Slovenia
>>62268749
How
We're still known for being autistic and laborous, with the occasional foray into arts and philosophy. If you strip it down, that's literally all there is to German culture.
We are still pretty German in thinking and acting, it's just expressed differently
>>62268833
Tell me how we are "sucking" on German economy...
>>62268885
>Tell me how we are "sucking" on German economy...
Do you produce cars except German ones? Do you have any major companies that are not owned by Germans? Who is your biggest trade partner?
>>62268818
Really?I think I'm gonna visit Vienna this friday. Any austrian anons wanna meet up?
Best germanic country
GIVE IT BACK
>>62268308
Are they German too? What are you plotting?
>>62268749
>Denazification really ruined their whole society and culture.
Considering I could be living in a united States thats 90℅ white, pro genetic engineering and go on holiday in Rhodesia. I'm not inclined to care in anyway about Germany, if they hadn't decided to Holocaust Jews due to some inferiority complex, i'd be living in an ideal country. Fuck Germany they did this to themselves.
>>62267621
Hitler and Conchita Wurst always come to my mind when I think of Austria
>>62268801
Einstein: not German but Jew.
Planck: he left some potato place to study in Munich, his alma mater is the LMU München.
Goethe, Schiller, Kant: Germany didn't even exist back then.
Point: missed by you. I mean that, for the average person outside Potatoland, German culture is all about the two places you mentioned. Do you really think the average Joe gives a fuck about Sachsen, Brandenburg, Bremen, Holstein and such?
Also, insult me properly - "macaco".
>>62268941
Jaguar/LandRover, Mini, etc. (Magna)
Major Companies: Magna, VoestAlpine, HydroAndritz, etc.
>>62268967
Wanna get drunk, visit the Serb district and blast Bosnian nationalist music? But you need to be fit, otherwise we will both die.
>>62268999
Nice Trips btw
I mean I know the same about Belarus and Russia as you know about Austria and Germany
>>62269084
>Major Companies: Magna, VoestAlpine, HydroAndritz, etc.
I never heard of them, so they must be shit
> Jaguar/LandRover
LandRover/Jaguar is a British brand, kek
>>62267621
Cool country with cool people. Should be reunited with Germany though. Just like us and Belgium or Switzerland.
>>62268860
Austria is Slovenia in denial. The majority are just Slovenes who can't speak Slovene.
>inb4 some proud Heimatbund Herr Schuschnigg tells me otherwise
>>62269066
Hitler also comes to mind when I think abour your country
>>62269188
Slovenia is Austria in denial. The majority are just Austrians who can't speak German
>inb4 some butthurt slovene tells me otherwise
Japanese womens like Vienna and so do I. I'm planning to visit there next year. I have this Austrian friend who is super friendly and extroverted. Are many people like that?
>>62269169
The question was "Do you produce cars except german ones", there was the answer
If you don't know those companies then you've never looked into global steel-business, car-manufacturing-business, electric-business
>>62269188
>they're still not over it
Let it rest, my serbian friend
my uncle Aleksander lives there
>>62269171
We should only be united with Bavaria, we don't like the rest of Germany
>>62269115
I'm sick of that dude. I do that every day. I wanna meet real austrians, not mehmet or miloš.
>I live in South Tyrol
>I don't speak German
>>62269167
But you are correct.
>>62267740
ftfy
>>62269350
kek
>>62269241
I speak Slovene with a lot of German words and I cherish my dialects. Austrians on the other hand try to show themselves as some pure Germanic aryans.
>>62269259
t. Herr Petrisch aus Windischgarsten
![wien_anders2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bGgCbTY.jpg "wien_anders2[1].jpg")
>>62267740
Nobody outside of vienna gives a fuck.
>>62269482
I hoss Wien, Steiamoak FTW
>>62269188
only the mountain part of austria is like slovenia
>>62269298
w-why ?
>>62269073
>he doesn't know the difference between a nation and a state
>>62269604
This part looks like Slovenia.
>>62269759
Because Bavaria is filled with Turks, he wants to live together with his people.
>>62269759
They're Prussian scum and or Prussian slaves
Also pls join Austro-Bavaria frenchbro, Baden-Württemberg and Saarland can come too. Let's create a catholic state in Central Europe
>>62269760
I do, but I assumed you were talking about the BRD, since the German nation either includes Austrians (making your point moot) or doesn't exist at all (also making your point moot).
>>62269464
slovenes are south slavs,
people here with slavic names are usually descendants of west slavs (czechs and slovaks). so stop pretending.
>>62269815
Yeah, Berlin is completely white right
>>62269856
There has been a sense of rivalry between Prussi/Germany and Austria for ages. You need to think of it as two separate nations.
>>62269859
Theere were no Czech and Slovaks from Tirol to the north of Styria.
>>62267621
I'm visiting it in two days, I'll have an opinion then.
>>62269815
>Bosnia
>>62269845
Why France? Unlike us Frenchmen from the North, the rest of France hasn't really Germanic heritage or culture.
These fuckers made Hitler who killed 3 million of Polish Jews and 3 million of Poles. Joseph Fritzl was Austrian too.
>>62270107
>implying Hitler wasn't a good guy
Kuba pls
>so many people visitting Austria or wanting to visit
Be careful in early August lads. Holiday season in the gulf begins around that time and Vienna as well as many alpine towns will be full of emiratis and fat saudi sheiks. And I really mean full, there are really a lot of them here in August.
>>62270177
This. Try to avoid them if you go to Kärtner Straße.
>>62270177
Can we spray Pork vapor like they do for Mosquitos?
Muslims are worse than commies.
>>62270177
>>62270210
I doubt tourists are dangerous.
>goes from owning half of europe to being germany's canada
Pathetic tbchwy
>>62270285
They are not dangerous, but there are many and they are extremely rude.
But economy loves them because they bring the oil monies.
top lads
>>62270336
You just insulted your own country baka tbqfwy fâm (shaking my head to be quite frank with you)
Almost like Germans, but they're not Germans.
>>62270336
Stop insulting yourself dumb fuck. Respect your country.
>>62267621
God tier country with God tier history
>>62269254
yup, especially in Vienna they are anything but reserved when it comes to talking to strangers
>>62270558
>God tier country with God tier history
Hitler was Austrian and he gassed Jews
>>62270482
culturally Germans, but not genetically
>>62270736
bullshit, we even have the same minorities.
>>62269951
Do you see today Germans identifying themselves more with a Prussia than with BRD? I don't think so; so even if the modern State can be considered a political and regional successor to Prussia, its identity is completely apart, and thus the nation.
Same applies to old A-H Empire and modern Austria.
>>62270736
What are you then? German-speaking hungarians?
>>62270736
What?
Also:
https://www.metropole.at/omg-im-wiener/
>>62267621
Serbian colony.
>>62271093
both austrians and germans are celto-germanic-slav mix with huge turk and balkan minorities (+arabs and afghanis now) that have not yet mixed with the rest.
>>62271093
A mix of Celts, Romans and Germanic tribes.
(Yes, Celts. WE WUZ DRUIDZ N SHIET)
>>62271178
"Serbische Gemeinschaft in Österreich" (Savez Srba u Austriji), an ethnic Serb association in Austria, exceeds 250,000 people.[2] The common estimation is a total of 300,000
OMG you are right
>>62267621
place to go if you want to see castles and bearded women
>>62267621
It is very close to Slovenian Carinthia and has some considerably demented people.
>>62267621
nazis
>>62274530
and germans
>>62272007
>bearded women
Men with tits.
people drink a lot and hate on foreigners, I like it
My impressions are that it's like Germany, but less autistic and more olde worlde. It feels like the country is still a monarchy even though I know it's a republic.
>>62267621
Borders aren't as aesthetic as Austro-Hungaria's
>>62267621
I like them, but they have a meme coat of arms
>>62267621
good country, arrogant people
>>62275765
whers the meme
>>62275870
The objects the eagle is holding
>>62267621
Germans in denial.
>>62267621
Austro-Hungary and shit is my favorite European historic country. Today's Austria is watered down Switzerland without being tax haven but with much more cultural heritage of a great empire. I think Austria will better off by leaving the EU + becoming a mountain Jew banker like Switzerland and so having Switzerland status in Europe.
>>62275923
It has nothing to do with communism
>>62276229
lol, boring shitty kingdom that was terrible at war
>>62276284
>Slovakia
>>62276460
whats your point
>>62276460
Canadians are pretty gay
>>62267621
it's the better Germany
but the worse Switzerland
Auxit, Auxit!
Raus! Raus! Raus!
>>62277025
>FIXIT
>>62267621
Pretty interesting country, I especially like kangaroos and koalas.
>>62277062
Well Europe can be only fixed by making the EU obsolete and Finnish meme comes at play
Your education sucks.
You know about WW1, WW2 and Hitler, maybe even Mozart, but none of you know about Theodor Herzl, the inventor of Zionism?
That's right, we also invented zionism.
We are also behind plenty of capitalist and socialist movements.
You are all welcome.
>>62282181
I think of Freud when thinking about Austria for no reason. Also Franz Ferdinand dindu nuffin wrong
>>62267621
Es ist Österreich bestimmt, die Welt zu beherrschen.
>>62275049
Styria wouldn't be a Styria without bučno olje.
Beautiful country.
home of the worst enemies of makind
>Austria means Eastern Borderland/Kingdom
>Ours means Southern Land
Really makes you think
>>62268227
> austrian waters
Oh wait
Hofer/10
based
>>62269021
Underrated cringepost.
100% not German, and Vienna was certainly NOT the capital of German culture for centuries.
