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2016-07-18 16:32:44 Post No. 62261046
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2016-07-18 16:32:44
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A liberal muslim rapist ISIS recruiter professor and bomb maker was teaching a class on Muhammed, prophet of Islam.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Allah and accept that Islam is the best religion the world has ever known, and that Christians need to be killed in Muhammed's name!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, christian Portuguese man who had a great mustache and understood the necessity of christianity and agreed with every decision made by the Holy See stood up and held up a picture of a navigator.
“Who is this great navigator, Moor?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Islamically and smugly replied “Piri Reis, you stupid Christian”
“Wrong. It’s Vasco da Gama. If muslims are so great, as you say, then why did the Portuguese discover the route to India before you Turks?”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Quran.
“W-Who are you?!” The professor stammered
“my name is Alberto Barbosa, defender of justice and all Christian people.”
The professor stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “opressed” minorities (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving Europeans. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Ahmed al-Goatfuker, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a leftist muslim professor.
The students applauded and all accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. Fernando Pessoa flew into the room and read "Mensagem". The Lusiads were read several times, and Dom Afonso Henriques himself showed up and showed the student how to slay the moor.
The professor was stabbed to death by Alberto and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
“Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada” t. Alberto Barbosa
