>germans are not allowed to pee standing up
literally CANNOT make this shit up
>>62240884
>>62240904
>You may not want to know this – and it would be sensible to wait until after breakfast before reading any further – but, apparently, lots of German men nowadays routinely sit down to pee. From quite early on, so it is claimed, German sons are taught that being a Sitzpinkler – translate it yourself – is the done thing and that being a Stehpinkler is simply antisocial.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2010/aug/21/unthinkable-having-a-sit-down
>>62240937
oh my god
>>62240884
it's also forbidden in some enterprises here, you could get fired if they can prove that you peed standing up
>>62240937
>Sitzpinkler
>>62240937
>>62240937
soon it will be law that german men will be the toilet and a woman must piss on them wince being cucked.
fun fact: it's haram in islam to pee standing up
>>62240937
>And a little gadget with a David Cameron voice reminding British men not to raise the seat might prove to be one of the coalition government's more lasting and transformational achievements
>>62240884
memes
>>62241234
>feminists outlaw raising the seat
>just piss all over it instead
They asked for it.
>>62240937
This is some next level cuckoldry
>>62240937
CAN'T
>>62240937
I-its simply etiquette at other peoples places so you dont sprinkle your mate's toilet with your piss!
We still pee like men outside and at home I swear!!!!
Espeacially outside the manliness of the feat is at its greatest because Wildpinkeln is forbidden and can risk you getting fined up to a thousand euros!
I usually sit because i never know if i'll spontaneously get the urge to shit. I have bad gas and sometime i'll feel shit making it's way through my intestines, so it saves time
FUCK OFF
SITZPINKLER IS AN INSULT OVER HERE
JUST LIKE WARMDUSCHER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62244554
Its ok mate, we know you just do it because its comfy in your skirt
p-pls no bully ;_;
>Some toilets have red traffic-style signs forbidding the standing position - but those who choose to sit are often referred to as a "Sitzpinkler", implying it is not masculine behaviour.
>Germans are stopped from standing while peeing by a fucking stop sign
>>62244597
The fuck is warmduscher?
It's quite easy.
You sit down to piss if you're at your own home, because you don't want your bathroom to be dirty.
If you're in a public place or anywhere where you're not the one who has to clean you stand while pissing.
>>62244710
The Nazis literally peed standing up. How dare you?!?
>>62244799
The literal translation would be warmshowerer, so somebody who takes warm showers. It means something like pussy, weak person or soft cunt.
>>62244876
Are you suppose to take a cold shower?
>>62244964
Yes. Cold showers remind us of stalingrad and harden us. That's how we prepare for the 3rd try.
>>62244964
Yes you fucking FAGGOT
>>62245001
shh don't tell em just yet
let's make it a surprise attack, just like the last time. increases our odds of finally taking Europe this time.
>>62245001
>>62245003
Here we're told to "take a cold shower" when we get turned down for sex or have blue balls. Is that why Germans take cold showers?
>>62244700
It's called tough love Hans
>>62240937
>this was the Third Reich less than 100 years ago
really makes you think
I prefer to pee sitting down and I'm not ashamed of it
Who else?
>>62245078
The only time it's acceptable to sit and pee is if you're taking a shit.
>>62240937
fucking kek senpai
You can pee sitting down if you're doing a poo. No need to get up and its fast
>>62245073
>third reich in 1916
>Meme Australian """""""""""""""""education"""""""""""""
You asshole I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS THREAD
These (You)s were going to be MINE
>>62245015
Just remember to ask mama Merkel for you balls back before you go out to fight, ubermensch.
You used to be badass, now you let filthy arabs rape your women and you let feminazis educate your children... what the hell happened mein freunds?
>>62245132
This is true, it's only acceptable to sit down and piss if you're shitting.
>>62245078
I do it occasionally, as like a little treat.
>>62245156
>less than
Halt die Fresse Mois
>>62245156
>german mathematics
>>62244813
This is the most retarded shit I've read in a while, I didn't know Germans had these gender identity issues.
How about you learn to piss right into the fucking thing? If you don't have a shrimp down there you should be able to direct your piss just fine. There's no need to urinate in the whole fucking bathroom.
Holy Jesus
>>62245113
>>62245132
>>62245173
Pretty much this
>>62245223
German toilets splash a lot because of le poop self.
>>62245163
Self-hatred happened. I see you Mexibros are headed the same way, don't let it get that far.
>it's another let's ridicule Germany thread
I can't take this anymore
What are my chances of fucking off to Wales before the whole Brexit thing goes through
>>62245255
Mexico has always hated itself. Most mexis believe themselves to be conquered indians when in fact they should be proud to be descended from Spanish conquerors. They have poor self-image because of this.
But yes, we are having some problems with feminazis.. fortunately a lot of us are fighting back, many women in particular.
>>62245270
Don't get your panties in a twist mate
Basement dweller who don't have to clean there own bathroom want to tell me what is "masculine" and whats not.
also, if you have to define your sexuality the way you piss.. well.. nothing I would be proud of.
>>62245270
>"Groß"Britannien
Alter, bist du Hahnrei?
>>62245308
cuck
>>62245308
t. sitzpinkler
I always piss all over the seat desu
>>62245308
t. Hahnrei der von seiner Freundin nicht mehr bekocht wird wenn er nicht brav den Toilettensitz hochklappt
>>62245156
>German reading """""""""""""""comprehension""""""""""""""""""""
>>62245308
The problem is that you are not choosing wether to stand up or sit down, your government is telling you how to take a piss. It's Orwell's nightmare. You are not free to take a piss however you see fit.
This is the problem mate.
>>62245248
You had me google what's this poop speciality of your toilets...
Man, it's embarassing. Do you like to inspect your faeces? I knew that many Germans were into scat, but this is too much zealous
>>62245308
>Germans in charge of aiming
No wonder you lost 2 world wars wew lad
>>62245369
ahahahah oh god ahahahahah you keep your feces in the shelf ahahahahahah
>>62245321
Enjoy NRW Kevin, I'm leaving the sinking ship.
Also fuck off back /deutsch/
>>62245379
Our aim was p good, those V2 were an abject failure though.
Should have just nuked the poms
>>62245379
So, for real, not trying to bully you or anything..
Germans are taught from childhood that they are bad, or should feel bad because of the past?
Do they tell you that you are bad for being white, heterosexual, male?
>>62245369
wtf
both the german and the american one are retarded
proud to be a british pooper
also all of you fuckers itt use toilet paper instead of bidets
how gross
>>62245369
AHAHHA POOP XD
>>62245444
NRW isn't that bad, if you get along with some Alis and Igors. Do you really think GB is any better? What you're looking for is probably something like Switzerland or denmark.
>>62245483
Yeah, that's the gist of it. They beat the patriotism out of us from about 14 or so on. That has caused some resistance though, a good number of Germans are pissed.
Straight-shaming is not a thing here though, it all stems from WW2 and the Holocaust
>>62245528
>NRW isn't that bad
Do you live in a bubble or something? You must not live in Köln, Dortmund or any of the major cities then. Also, Wales doesn't look so bad at all.
>>62245369
>>62245404
>It's a design oddity so disturbing that American author Erica Jong saw fit to remark on it in her 1973 erotic novel "Fear of Flying."
>She writes: "Just go into any German toilet and you'll find a fixture unlike any other in the world. It has a cute little porcelain platform for the shit to fall on so you can inspect it before it whirls off into the watery abyss, and there is, in fact, no water in the toilet until you flush it. As a result German toilets have the strongest shit smell of any toilets anywhere."
ahahahahahah why Germans are so Germans
>>62245543
I hear the right is getting stronger in Europe. Good.
Patriotism and appreciating your culture is always good. Hopefully you guys will be able to bring german patriotism back.
>>62245570
>he doesn't get high on the smell of his shit
All you non-Jenkem plebs can fuck right off
>>62245543
Hmmmm......revive being a Nazi or become a pussy.....hard choice there. Guess that still makes you a nazi
>>62245568
I live in cologne, of course it's not great but there are worse places. The state is broke, to many muzzies and stuff like that blm shit they organized is retarded, but I'd rather stay here than going to the country where the banned assault spoons and had stuff like Rotherham, 7/7 etc.
>>62244964
Better a cold shower than die.
>>62245113
No, the only way to shit like a man does is standing up
>be living in dorms
>full of international students in my flat
>make a facebook chat thing
>German guy starts complaining that there is piss on the floor and insists we all sit down to pee
>me and the other guys meet
>i ask them if they know what he's talking about
>they say 'no i didn't really see any piss on the floor either'
>i say 'i think he just prefers the idea of us sitting, must be some german thing, i know they're a bit weird on the continent'
>read this thread
>mfw
>>62245725
A cold shower twice a week? Euros have told me they don't like to shower everyday because it damages the hair or something?
>>62245705
Jesus christ, BLM in Köln? I had no idea. I'm from rural Bavaria so I guess I'm a bit isolated in that regard
>>62245700
what did he mean by this
>>62245689
Why do Germans love poop so much? Is this why you want thousands of refugees?
>HAHAHA GERMAN MEN AREN'T DISGUSTING LIKE ME HAHAHAHAHA
Grow up children.
>>62245764
I shower cold literally every morning. It wakes me up desu, sure beats a caffeine crash
>>62245764
Naw mate shampoo damage the hair a shower's fine
>>62245801
peeing sitting down is bad for the prostate
inspecting your poo whilst satisfying in practice (I've lived in a shit-shelf country and I sorta miss the practice) is stupid
>>62245744
then his mum came to visit with her girlfriend
>>62245764
Is it easy to move to Mexico? It's my plan B.
I should be a doctor in about three years, is there a demand for that profession over there?
>>62245791
We just provide scat to satisfy British autism. Look it up, they're by far the most avid customers of that kinda stuff.
>>62245705
>BLM
>Germany
for what fucking reason
to protect the huge african-german community
to shame germany for their long history of participating in the atlantic slave trade
to protest the vile german government for not apologizing for their colonial history
oh wait none of those things are applicable except the last one, and only barely.
how the fuck did they even get over there
>>62245838
Standing grasping the tip of your willy with one hand so you never miss. Don't grab the base.
>>62245838
Handstand
>>62245894
We have BLM too, thanks a lot America.
>>62240884
>he loves pee stains on his toilet seat at home
What is up with the british obsession of toilets? Do you get a trauma everytime you have to go to one your shitplaces?
>>62245894
You gotta go back.
>>>/pol/
>>62245782
The university or the fh organized shit like this. You'll get used to it sooner or later. I don't expect that it'll become much better, but maybe 2017s elections will bring at least a little change.
>>62245858
I think it is easy.
Stay CLEAR off the North or the South of the country. Center is where you want to be. I live in a small city called Aguascalientes. It's won awards for progress, and living standards very peaceful, huge "get drunk" fair that lasts a month in April/May. Guadalajara, Jalisco is also nice.
There's many doctors here, but foreigners typically get good jobs.
>>62245934
If you'd like to say something more substantial than that I'm all ears
>>62245978
you have a stinky butt :DDD
>>62241150
Literally what is wrong with that
>>62245962
But isn't the North the richest part? Or is that just narco money?
>>62245894
America your cancer spreads
>>62246204
It IS the richest part, insofar as there's a lot of industry, BUT it's also were most of the narcs are.
Some ausfag came to see his mexigf and thought he'd be fine just driving his van with his friend through northern Mexico. They found them burnt to a crisp in their van. Narcs probably thought they were working for somebody else.
>>62240937
Never heard of that, top kek
>>62245156
Brudi, töte dich
>>62245351
What?! Tell me your evil secrets you damn nazi.
>>62246565
>niggers
>>62244554
>Wildpinkeln is forbidden
>fined up to a thousand euros!
>>62246565
He said
"t. cuckold whose food isn't provided for him anymore by his girlfriend unless he's a good boy and puts down the toilet seat"
>>62246663
I get that though
Would you want people pissing all over the place
I mean it's fine to take a leak in a forest or behind a bush, but pissing on a building is disgusting
>>62246668
Thank you senpai
>>62246685
>2016
>not pissing on government building when you get the chance
>>62245001
Cold showers "harden" you? Just please stop...
>>62245369
But this defeats the purpose of the toilet bowl, it's suposed to go in water so it traps the smell! What is this faggotry?
>>62246685
Man it's like a USD$10 fine in here, and mostly is just in the books so the cops can give you a scare if they catch you... Or get a mordida from foreigners... I'm not for pissing on the streets, Madrid was fucking disgusting back in the 1990s because of that, but seriously that's draconian as fuck, sometimes you just have to go...
>>62240884
>germans are not allowed to pee standing up
I just did
>>62246971
delete this before Merkel finds out
>>62247017
Too late, already ratted him out.
>>62246971
rip brave kraut
>>62245791
To note, Mozart was interested in scatology. I see a historical pattern
>>62247086
Mozart was A*strian
>>62247113
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology#In_German_culture
>>62247173
I could've lived without learning this
Why do Germans love da poopoo
>Thread went from Germans are weird xd to "germans are freaks for poo"
Leave Germans alone
