chevrolet monte carlo SS edition
Just went surfing today for the first time, lads.
It was actually pretty fun!
smokey robinson
>>62235843
wow who's got such a beef with you to do that
>tfw dad is passing me down his 1970 Chevelle ss
I really want an 80's camaro even though I feel like they really only get associated with white trash.
>>62235849
My dad always wanted a Monte carlo but the closest he got was a caprice.
>>62235929
no clue. I hardly leave the house and if I see my neighbors I try to be friendly with them
>it's a taking a bunch of drugs to sleep so you don't have to deal with being conscious for a while episode
who else /autism/ here?
http://mindchecker.channel4.com/test-autism.html
>>62236029
Get some cheap-o cameras from your local harbor freight and set them up on a closed loop so you can figure out who's fuckin with your shit
I enjoy gardening and reading posts like yours pisses me off
I want to fuck anime girls desu
>>62236093
sauce please?
>>62236043
>its a "I ate a bunch of cannabis oil but now I feel like I'm sleepwalking and I don't have the energy to do anything" episode
>its a "this was a mistake" episode
>>62236093
>You will never get dominated by an anime girl
>Or by a real girl
fuck this gay life
What language should I learn /cum/?
Do you wear a watch?
What kind of watch?
>>62236130
>it's a crawling into bed before the sun even goes down episode
>>62236091
I'm considering it. I live in a city so it could be some jackasses but theres a few people on my block with container gardens that didnt get fucked with.
>>62236151
welsh
Is it weird to text a girl I havent seen in 6 months and ask her out? Friend just gave me her number
>>62236151
spanish if you live in a southern or western state, french if you want to get laid
>>62236183
Ye
Unless you 100% for certain know your friend told her something like "hey I gave anon your #"
>>62236183
Nah its not.
Unless you make it weird.
>>62236234
French it is then
>>62236125
https://nhentai.net/g/129880/
>>62236178
So there's other people on your block whose gardens got fucked with, or you're the only one?
Do you post in /homegrowmen/?
>>62236166
Nixon 51-30 chrono, silver
>>62236166
Had a Timex Weekender for a while that was my go-to everyday casual watch, white face and brown leather strap, but then I broke it by accident. Probably gonna be getting another soon to replace it, I hate not having a watch on my wrist.
>>62236166
Yes
I dont know what this is called, it was a gift. Needs a new strap, though
>>62236166
Seiko 5
>>62236290
I'm the only one and I posted when I first set up my garden but I normally just lurk there
>>62236282
thanks lori
>>62236389
RIP in peace your garden
>>62236365
>>62236308
Timex is so popular. It's shitty of them that they moved their production to the Philippines.
I'd get one if they made their watches in the US
>doggo is napping behind my chair
>don't want to get up and wake him up
I'm being held hostage
>>62236389
I'll fix it for 10 dollars but no gay shit.
>>62236254
We were both hitting on her at a party a while back. I let him go for it though and encouraged her to give him a chance since she seemed really unsure, they went on one date and things didnt work out. I havent talked to her since then but she was acting clingy with me at the time and I feel like i fucked up for letting him have the chance.
>>62236259
So I can just text her, "Hey it's anon, yada yada, want to catch a movie together?"
>>62236456
dogs wake up and fall asleep really easily
it's nbd
>>62236472
Movie is a bad idea for a first date
>mexican streets
>>62236365
Ha, that's actually the exact one I had that broke. You could probably easily get a new strap from the Timex website, or even Amazon.
>>62236488
He just tried to stand up earlier then he slumped back down and fell asleep
dogs are love
>>62236472
Just tell her that if she wants to hang out and catch up, if you feel like telling her how you got her number do it.
Dont do the fucking movie tho.
>>62236498
Streets are like that in villages
>>62236520
It's a good watch, it goes with almost anything casual
>>62236490
This.
Go to an outdoor cafe or something.
>>62236498
Kek that's actually pretty good condition compared to some near my house.
>>62236490
>>62236533
It was just an example, she's kinda odd though and wanted my friend to meet her parents before they went on their first date(he did). I want their to be some kind of an activity so we dont end up doing that first
>>62236599
Go to the bikeway or something, or an outdoor cafe.
Just dont go to the movies.
>still waiting on friend to pay me back in Eve Online
>can't buy what i wanted to until i get it
>>62236665
Alright, I'll remember that
>>62236738
>Winnipeg
I literally namer my dog after it
>>62236928
Cute name.
>>62236151
learn the language of love my dear
allow me to kiss the nape of your neck
>>62236928
post dog
now
>y'all
is this the most disgusting "word" used
>>62237112
that would be "bro"
https://youtu.be/yK0P1Bk8Cx4
y'all my friends
>>62237193
bruh?
>>62237240
no no, bro
>>62237112
it's actually the best word desu
>>62237326
thats a cow anon
>>62236928
Why though?
y'all trippin bruh
>>62237326
That looks like one happy doggo
>>62237342
No this is
>>62237326
>>62237326
Cute dog
>>62237374
That's one of them naked cats anon
>>62237374
cowe
>doggo
fucking hell
>>62237417
Is doggo the new doge?
>>62237392
No this is a cat
>>62237417
>Not liking doggos
>>62237417
souns cute, lik u
>>62237483
Baby
Inadvertently told my geriatric neighbors to fuck off. They were never cordial so I don't feel bad about it. I always try to turn the other cheek with them but this was one of those situations where the person is behind you and you don't realize it. Actually feels pretty good.
>>62237358
It's name is actually Winnie,dunno why winnipeg came to mind when thinking of a name and decided to make it shorter.
>>62237505
Baby?
>>62237553
Fun fact: Winnipeg means "muddy water" in Western Cree.
>>62237539
What did they do?
>>62237561
Real baby housr
another shooting, buds
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/17/us/baton-route-police-shooting/
What's /cum/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mspd2BT0oRw
>>62237592
Nothing really terrible. They are just ornery. One thing is that they complain about noise all the time even though they make just as much.
>>62237713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZLi13Yk358
>>62237713
https://youtu.be/2IHUjLhD5VI
>>62237713
https://youtu.be/Z2jyXep0Dgs
I can't get enough of this song
>>62237713
EL&P
Tarkus
Listening to late 90s and early 2000s music again
>>62237790
This is really neat
>>62236547
It's city with 700k inhabitants
>>62237968
thats a big city
Told some ho at strokers my name was Michael Carteblanche and that I was in real estate then she sucked my dick for $75
haha i'm a fucking mess tonight buds
Indica or sativa brehs?
>>62238123
i'm fucking your mom tonight and let me assure you we're going to make quite the mess
>>62238161
depends on the day desu
>>62238161
Why not both my man along with a couple shots?
>>62238179
haha
Literally me right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXj8FM7lTrw
Justice is back lads
Been hiring nothing but milfs for the last 3 weeks. Millennials just don't have the body for it
>>62238368
Escorts?
i fapped in chemistry class once
>>62238215
It's nice to switch it up sometimes
I'm probably going to take your advice and just have a hybrid
No shots though unfortunately :^(
just got some dq
>>62238585
just spent like 2 minutes trying to think of a witty retort lmfao
>>62238666
take your time
>>62238660
best be a chicken basket.
>>62238692
alri tyrone
Skip to 21:52, lads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mxhG8FspYs
>he knows
>>62238688
still got nothing
megico es cafe
>>62238749
it was the dumb class and there was some shit about black people going on so it was almost entirely empty
just got some diq
>>62238692
blizzard
reese&peanut butter
>>62238660
You are set for the evening, jelly
whats precum like lads
>>62238820
kinda salty
>>62238820
i get tons of postcum leaking out for like an hour after i cum desu
I cringed, boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diaCHYO7haY
why do people like this guy?
>>62238857
none's ever come out of my cock
>>62238888
i can share
wtf
evo is on espn2
>>62238953
don't care
>>62237112
When I was in Oregon my 9th grade teacher said it once and the whole class bullied her for like 3 minutes because of it.
>>62238953
>esports
>>62239013
my 9th grade english teacher told us about a porno she was in
she ended up getting fired and killed herself lol
>>62238953
>evo
?
>>62239046
lol
>>62238953
Asians everywhere.
>>62239046
kek
did she show you the porno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_0qvqGzAd4
I say y'all sometimes
>>62239075
she reenacted it with members of the class
>>62238820
post tits
>>62238070
Para ti
>>62239075
no she told us the name of it but i never ended up finding it
>Tfw you have to force a smile at work because your neutral expression makes you look permanently pissed off
So much for "be yourself"
>>62239128
im a lad
>>62239144
shame
hmm not seeing many canadians
*performs the call of the swans*
*a loud rumbling can be heard in the distance*
here they come boys, brace yourselves
>wake up
>no blonde american gf
when will this meme end?
>>62239213
OHHHHHHH CANADA
Anyone know of a decent microphone? I want to get into voice acting. Also I need one of those magic box things that connects the microphone to the computer.
Also, where could I get some actual voice acting work? I live in the DFW area so I could audition for Funimation, but I wanted to have some experience first, maybe some YouTube animations or simple video games.
>>62238286
>mfw pigskin turned into a lobster near me and shed skin near me
Why are whites so subhuman?
>>62239213
>>62239223
it worked
>>62238888
Wtf? How do you fap? Circumcised?
Also nice quads.
>>62239291
i dont fap and im uncut
>>62239046
Was she at least hot?
>you'll never plow your teachers
Feels bad man.
>>62239315
not that i cant, i just dont
i can fap just fine
>>62239328
no she was ugly and fat, or as i like to say: uglyfat
>>62239315
are you even a man lmfao
>>62239315
>i dont fap
Hey guys, I've been out in the boonies for three days without TV, cellphones or internet.
What happened in Turkey?
>>62239376
yes
i just havent felt like fapping past two weeks
perhaps ill give it up completely
never had precum tho
>>62239393
a nuke went off and glassed ankara, something like 13m dead
>>62239393
>What happened in Turkey?
stays in turkey
>>62239253
We can't help it, we're from northern places with less intense sun where intelligence develops.
>>62239315
Wtf? How's that even possible? Are your balls small? How old are you? You should get your testosterone levels tested.
>>62239393
it got cooked
>flirting with girls over texts
i feel no fear, its like a game and you just say whatever inappropriate things and see if they work
>>62239442
haha what is this 100 questions?????? get outta here
>>62239442
my test is fine
i looked it up and some people just dont precum much. guess im an extreme case
>>62239244
idk about anything else you asked but I knew a guy in college that used a Blue Snowball mic for a podcast he ran and it was pretty good quality
i don't fap anymore.... because i'm getting PUSSY all the time
>>62239393
Erdogan orchestrated a (obviously unsuccessful) false flag coup to scare the general population and validate his accusations that the opposition was brewing a coup, now he has the support to purge anyone and everyone who oppose him and is doing so.
>>62235915
im glad u had fun /cum/-chan
u shud take me next time
>>62239509
dont get pussy either
IMPORTANT POLL my dudes
strawpoll.me/10773634
strawpoll.me/10773634
>>62239645
crunchy peanut butter is like butter with milk curds in it
shit makes no sense
>>62239645
Crunchy is the correct answer.
>>62239677
if you EVER say that shit around here ever again i PROMISE you i will end your miserable life in 2 seconds flat, guaranteed
>>62239730
you can chew on these crunchy nuts haha
If you dont like crunch peanut butter or pulpy OJ then you need to GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW
Hey /cum/ recently I've had pretty much nothing to do so I've been thinking of watching Simpsons season 1-10 or watching every Sponge bob episode up the when they made the first movie? Should I bother? Which should I watch or do you think I should watch both
>somebody doesn't like peanut butter
gotta be a mexican
h-h-hello a-americans
>>62239835
Show us your cute Canadian boipussy
>>62239835
Stop stuttering you fucking faggot I'll give you something to stutter about when I beat the fuck out of you for being a little bitch
>>62239744
*sitting down, looks down at feet, then looks up to you*
Hmmh... That's funny, you know that? You're a funny guy. But the thing is...
*takes out a silver M1911 with beautiful engravings*
Being funny, sometimes, is a bad thing in this business. You don't want to seem like a smartass, you know? Because that's disrespectful to me, and my colleagues.
*admires M1911, not even looking at you*
Now, why don't you do the smart thing, and apologize. No jokes, no smarmy one-liners, no nothing. Just a good clean apology, that's all.
*cocks hammer for M1911 and points it at you*
After all, you don't want to mess with the bull. Because when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. I won't hesitate to blow your stupid fuckin' smartass head off if you talk to me like that again. Capische?
>>62239866
Sorry, my country may be full full of faggots but i'm not of them
>>62239825
Who knows Canada and the US are diverse countries.
Are we honorary Canadians yet?
>>62239825
cant be me,i like crunchy peanut butter.
>>62239783
Watch king of the hill.
>>62239783
You should read Stephen King's IT. Your options provided are just about the worst way to spend that time.
>>62239890
NI HAO XIE XIE
>>62239890
t. proxy pro
>>62239783
Do something with other people, even if its just online multiplayer games.
this is the worst fucking general on /int/
>>62239890
Of course
>>62239894
Every episode or what give me some direction here
>>62239890
fuck off CIA
>>62239883
Then get the fuck out of /cum/ you stuttering canuck loser
>>62239890
Come to Canada. Bring women.
Made me think.
>>62239928
i'll see you out sunshine
*walks you to the door*
*forcefully shoves you out, slamming the door shut behind you*
heh, now let's get back to business boys, shall we?
>>62239937
Every episode.
Start off with bobby goes nuts, arguably one of the best ones.
>>62239897
Those two shows are an infinitely better way to waste time that that meme author faggot
>>62239873
>>62239983
what business exactly
>>62239992
You would seriously be spending your time better staring at a wall rather than watching the entirety of those shows.
>>62240013
I don't want to watch the shows in their entirety I just want to watch them in their prime
>>62239978
Are there a lot of people named mohamed in Mexico?
Really makes you think
>>62240073
I know one in my home town.
Guy works in his family kebab restaurant.
>>62240104
How did Muslims end up in Mexico? I thought Mexicans were pretty anti non Christian religions especially in smaller towns
>>62240077
its illegal to vape in walmarts, its obvious a chicANO wouldnt know that
>>62240073
Not many, there are very few muslims here.
Fun Fact: Muhamed is called Mahoma in México.
>>62240184
What would you call someone named Jake? I'm Cuban and when I was young my family would call me jake mate like check mate
Sleep tight street bike
>>62240160
His family migrated to Mexico like back in 1935 or something, think they were from Irak,Pakistan or Lebanon.
and about religion, its not like we mob lynch people just for not being catholic.
>>62240235
I like this post
>>62240235
Fuck off man we vape here
>>62240260
I honestly believed like the town gathered to beat the shit out of Muslims in the neighborhood and burn their store
>>62240227
Depends, mexicans are used to english due to movies, tv shows, etc. so you would get called Jake as it is intended to be.
Althought some people may call you jake (as in ha-keh) trying to be funny.
>>62240304
Would they give me cute chess nicknames?
>>62240291
The fact that non-christians usually keep low profile also helps, I have met quite a few atheist and agnostics but I have yet to meet a jew or a muslim.
>>62240291
Nah, we dont do that kind of shit except some radically religious towns.
And my hometown is a port, so it has plenty of migrants, people are used to it
There are some frenchies,germans, chinese (every single chinese family has a chinese restaurant there), think like 2 japanese familias and i dunno what else.
Theres even a small synagogue because there are jewish people there.
>>62240278
Literally nothing wrong with vaping idk why you had to lash out at me like that.
>>62240160
Immigrants from the former Ottoman empire avoiding conscription.
A lot of them converted, but some didn't, Islam is similar enough to Catholicism that many priests wouldn't have a problem with it, it was Jews that got the short end of the stick.
>>62240365
>>62240372
Does the cartel ever commit xenophobic vigilante justice to keep the streets clean of shitskins?
>>62240355
mexicans don´t usually give "cute" nicknames, if people give you a nickname, 9 times out of 10 it will be offensive to some degree, in mexico people don´t get offended that easy.
>>62240372
West coast or east coast?
>>62240373
Sorry man I don't get along with non vapers very well
>>62240417
If they kept the town clean of shitskins all of Mexico would be dead.
What they do is they recruit sudacas that are traveling on la bestia and make them hitmen by force.
>>62240372
>>62240365
Also this is a side note but in Spanish is there a word for blacks besides negro? That's all I've ever heard people in my family call them. I mean they also use the words derivatives like negrito and stuff but they never call them anything but that. Has oc culture not hit Spanish countries that they don't have another name for them yet?
>>62240481
pc*
>>62240448
Veracruz.
>>62240481
No,just negro.
I cant go to texas and say shit like "Mis zapatos negros" because everybody looks akwardly at me.
>>62240417
Nah, cartels don´t touch if you pay them.
In my town, there lived some dude named Mateo, he was a bigfish among the zetas, and he never really bothered the civilians, in fact, he kept the lowkey criminals in check.
Once he got captured, the crimes skyrocket
[spoiler] I know this because my older brother married one of Mateo´s cousins [/spoiler]
Top three creepiest states in the U.S.?
>>62240417
No.
When the cartel kills someone 8/10 times its either a rival cartel member, a deserter/snitch, someone who didn't pay a debt etc.
However it does happen that sometimes they'll kidnap and kill innocent people, but not because they're not Christian or anything like that, just because they're greedy assholes.
>>62240552
That sucks. I've always kind of hated the lack of fun slurs in Spanish. What about gays. I only hear maricon and its derivatives even to may gay aunt but I know it translates to faggot. So is there another word and my family just doesn't give a shit or what?
>>62240618
Probably the big empty ones in the mid west
>>62240618
lousiana is undisputed creepiest followed by Wisconsin and then maybe montana or massachusets or something
>>62240624
>fun slurs
There are a lot.
Just not for blacks
for gays: Joto,puto,marica,mariposon, caquero, mayate,puñal, el que se saca el condon con un pedo, and plenty more.
>>62240618
Louisiana(Bayou, Swamps, weird legends, voodoo, french people)
Washington(Foggy and rainy, heavily forested, bigfoot, X-filesque)
Maine(Rural, home of Stephen king)
>>62240683
Are these in common usage though? and how many are specific to Mexico? Also what's up with pinche? Mexicans are the only people I've heard to say that
>>62235849
My dad used to drive one of those 2bh
Trying to convince him to pick one up so I can actually spend some time with him and we can build a drag car
>>62240481
We don't have the cultural history and connotations of the US so for us "negro" is just a word like many others, my neighbors who literally raised me when I was a toddler and might as well be family called and continue to call me negro to this day, even though I'm just brown, I think its a reference to me being out all day and getting really tanned.
A much more racially charged word is guero, since it means white but only to skin color, nothing else.
>>62240481
Negro is fine, we don´t have many black people here, so we don´t really need more terms than that.
About PC culture, like in the US there is some push for it among mainstream media and some hipster faggots, but the difference is that it begins and ends there, normies don´t give a fuck about and are as offensive as they want in their daily lifes.
>>62240718
pretty cool cars. good luck finding one that isnt beyond fucked or crazy expensive though
>>62240618
Louisiana
West Virginia
Kansas
in that order
>>62240716
Most are common and will be understood.
Pinch is sort of like damn.
This damn weather! Etc.
>>62240716
Joto,puto,marica are the most common ones, and all of the ones i listed are used in Mexico, not sure about other countries.
Pinche in the way we use it is like "fucking"
think of "the fucking wall, the fucking phone",etc.
Pinche actual meaning is a kitchen helper.
>>62240777
good digits
kansas isnt creepy though
>>62240754
http://lynchburg.craigslist.org/cto/5687454137.html
>VIN: N/A
uhhhh...???
>>62240688
Louisiana is also the state with most natural disasters I think.
>>62240837
>kansas isnt creepy though
>>62240801
>>62240793
Mexico sounds pretty based. How well would I do there. I'm pretty white Hispanic, I have speak decent Spanish I didn't really like speaking it growing up so I have a less Cuban accent than my family I'm currently just working a wageslave job. Is it cheap to live in Mexico?
>>62240916
Are these Mexican facebook memes or something?
>>62240915
It's cheap but there's less job opportunities.
>>62240915
What you should do is:
Move to a border city IN MEXICO
Get a job in the US
your wageslave jobs will be enough to grant you a medium class life with no effort.
