drunk kurisu edition
anime
fuck anime first post
>>62241824
>Watching king of the hill while drinking beer
Life sure is good i tell you what.
American Cartoons
BITCH DAB
nigga like ima peel a fucking orange
just eat that shit like a true nigga. be real eat real just nature nigga just mafuggin nay tcha
Guys seriously
The power is out in my neighborhood and it's like 86℉ here what do
>>62241925
deal with it
>>62241925
>>62241925
That's what fans are for, nigger. Keep it blowing directly on you and sit around in your underwear drinking icewater.
How much do seventh gen impalas go for in the states they're my dream affordable yank car 2bh
>>62241925
Go outside.
>>62241952
>power is out
read his post
>>62241925
Shower.
Get out.
Sleep on a cot in your back/front yard.
Alternatively go and rob rape your neighbors.
SHE FUCKING HATES ME
>>62241956
https://www.carsforsale.com/1995-chevrolet-impala-for-sale-C122438
>>62241935
Will do
>>62241952
How does fan work with no electricity
>>62241956
Depends on whether or not you want the SS package. Good taste btw
>>62241961
>>62241973
I did, I took the dogger for a walk then I showered with cold water
Still hot, lads
>tfw no jew bf
>>62241984
Looks like a shit site that, i'm talking craigslist prices
all those ones are SS
>drink milk for the first time since I was a kid and drank unpasteurized milk at my grandpas farm
>constant farts and pooping
really makes you think
>>62242001
>he doesn't want the SuperSport package
tssss what are you gay or sumthin
>>62242014
fuck off gazillionaire
>>62241925
do the yolo sleep technique
go outside, hose yourself down, go inside and open your windows and lay down on 2-3 towels
>>62242001
Thinking around 5 grand according to google.
>>62242030
When it comes to used cars, you get what you pay for
Is that an 87 Julian?
Can you light er up?
>>62241956
A coworker at my old job had a mint one. I would've asked him if he was interested in selling it but I was dead broke at the time.
>>62242170
The stock rims on the SS package are so fucking sleek goddamn
What was your childhood like, /cum/?
>lost our house in the real estate bubble
>had to move into an apartment and share a room with my little brother
>both my parents went from being successful in their careers(real estate) to entering a long cycle of unemployment and working long hours for little pay
>never got anything beyond cheap gifts for my birthday or christmas, best gifts I remember was a bike from my parents, and a cheap, second hand netbook from my uncle
>literally did anything for money, did chores for an allowance of $2 a week and looked everywhere I went for spare change
>fun was limited to playing vidya at my friends' houses, hanging around outside, and dicking around in the huge, empty neighborhoods of empty foundations and unfinished houses
>>62242170
I love sleek 3 box saloons from the 90s and the impala ss is just the coolest m8
>>62242158
I'll see what I can do
>>62242219
*wheelspins on the spot for 10 seconds*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62242211
>3 box
What does this mean
>>62242182
My dad had an 86 Z28 Camaro. One thing that always stood out was the wheels. The thing looks like a stock car from the time too. Too bad it's pretty gutless compared to more modern vehicles. Slick looking though.
>>62242231
sedan that has a substantial trunk
>>62241956
why would you want a niggermobile?
>>62242272
v8 sedans are cool as phucc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOapft1jZc
baaaaammm
>>62242272
Sorry man this is a /cool/ thread now
Get out, nerd
>>62242238
>>62242268
>>62242320
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM
>>62242320
If only I were a well payed rich guy.
Old man gave me that when i was in grade 7
>>62242341
*does the "do a burnout" hand signal*
Told me he was proud of me once.
Fuckin prick
UK made a few nice muzzle cars 2bh
>>62242381
Safety:
Always off
>>62242381
was he hoping you'd kill yourself with ti?
I want pizza but i dont wanna drive 15 minutes
Hungrybox is a legend.
>>62242420
Is delivery illegal in Canada?
I just saw some ass. How do I approach grils in megico?
>>62242381
>>62242403
these are the people calling you a cuck on the internet
>>62242418
I don't know anybody named ti....
:^)
>>62242429
he's an attention whore and comes off as a cunt but at least he's not fox main no. 998456
>>62242420
make the pizza yourself you dolt
>>62242440
Amazing that 15 year olds are more enlightened than 80 year olds. Praise be to Lord Trump.
>>62241925
>gonna be 32C tomorrow
>no one in Britain has AC
i've died and gone to hell
>>62242437
>US flag
Proofs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCeVP9WuA6I
wish i had a truck with a cummins in it
like v8 diesels too
>>62242449
I don't care about the man, the play speaks for itself. Insane grand finals.
>I watch e "sports"
>>62242440
Trump can "evolve" on ideas but Byrd cant?
Trump supporters are very hypocritical
>>62242477
40℃ is normal here during the daytime for summer
This is /hell/
>>62242523
where the fuck do you live m8, the middle of the Mojave?
>>62242447
reeeee
I don't feel anything where this love should be
>>62242514
>hate esports
>all EVO /fighting game tourneys are now considered esports
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>62242539
lol, this is average for me and I'm not even in the desert.
>>62242592
whoops forgot the pic
Why don't Americans realize that there are different laws in different countries? A group of Americans came to my town just for travel And 4 of them got pulled over and got charged for having radar detectors.
Just because it's legal in Indiana doesn't mean it is here you fuckhead
>>62242620
Wow, I didn't know 4 people were all of America. Thank you for enlightening me, you fucking leaf.
>>62242633
t. peyton manning
>>62242620
>radar detectors are illegal in cucknadia
learn something new every day
I don't get really ever get depressed, I just get extremely introspective and existential and shit sometimes
Is that kinda the same thing anyway?
>>62242672
You'll be fine.
>someone thought I died of alcohol poisoning
no just banned by the mean ol janny!
>>62242721
I knew it was too good to be true
>>62242657
they're legal in western canada though
me holiday 2 america
>>62242757
You'll never get rid of me anon!
Wish life had a reset button so I could try again at everything lads
>>62242831
don't fuck it up the first time
>>62242721
>>62242817
I'm glad you ok.
And janny can go fuck himself
>>62242801
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iFZYPY8_CQw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7s9A71d92k
shawties in the club pushin up like they know me
They dont be they just wish
they got R O C on they christmas, list
ate too much salty food and now I'm dehydrated as heck
>>62242721
it's pretty fucking hard to die of alcohol poisoning alone unless you drink a shitload all at once or pump it up your shitlocker
>>62242896
drink water, it'll hydrate you
who /good lad/ here?
gosh, the life of a daily vlogger sure seems rigorous
>>62242914
this
t. has first hand experience in such a matter
>>62242845
But I did so what now
>>62242923
i've been trying to chug water but I just end up feeling disgusting and bloated for a while until I can chug more water
>>62242887
I've always wondered who writes J-Roc's rap songs? They're not that bad Tbh
>>62242914
I was in withdrawals for like 2 days
>>62242947
try again and don't fuck it up a second time
how do you get addicted to alcohol? I mean i like getting drunk or even blackout shitfaced once in awhile but I don't get how people could constantly drink
>>62242672
>Is that kinda the same thing anyway?
Depression is more like incessant apathy and lethargy. The term "depressed" is thrown around too loosely IMO.
>>62242979
>try again
Can't retake elementary through high school Tbh
And even if I could all the people would be different
>>62242940
You puke it up the excess the majority of the time unless you really drank a huge amount at once and pass out in a position that restricts your breathing or inhale your vomit accidentally.
Even long term drinking you can bounce back from unless you have advanced cirrhosis of the liver. I drank a bunch of natural ice and took 30 percocet at once a couple years ago and the only thing that happened was my stomach hurt really bad the next day and I kept nodding out and hitting my head on my desk. Liver enzymes are a-ok surprisingly, I was worried that my eyes were gonna turn yellow for the next couple days after.
>>62243006
I'm not addicted, actually.
I do drink a lot of coca cola though
https://youtu.be/d9oFqIPTwsQ?t=27
sick of hearing this song its never off the radio in the uk charts
>>62243006
Having a shitty life and having a predisposition to self-medication/escapism
>>62243049
smells weird, tbqh
>>62243006
they would rather be drunk in every waking second than be sober
t. alcoholic
>>62242609
seems really cold m8
>>62243028
>elementary through high school
literally irrelevant. if you didn't graduate, get a ged. if you graduated, go to community college and major in something useful
>>62243064
>british english
wew. Anyways I can't stand 21 pilots and it's played relatively often. That said, they play a lot of shit on the radio in general.
>>62243006
Having a blue collar job will make you an alchoholic desu
Can I touch your boobs?
Tfw gf made pot pie witb leftover meat from ribs
>>62243142
eewwww FUCKING CREEP
Watching kilo two bravo lads
>tfw no ruby rose gf
don't understand those left twix right twix commercials
i have no idea where my sex drive went, lads
the idea of benis in bagina bores me now
I bet your nipples aren't even those perfect small pink ones featured in the playlist on pornhub I made
>>62243236
stop masturbating so much
>>62243211
u just got to really think
>>62243256
that really made me think..
>>62243254
i havent masturbated in about 2 weeks thats the thing
had a wet dream last night tho
is it psychological?
i feel like if i wanted to i could get horny but i just dont want to
My cousin has her friend over. How do I fug the friend?
am i the onlyone who still using pure imagination while faping from time to time?
>>62243306
why not fug you cousin?
I thought you did that in Mexico?
>>62243345
She's pregnant desu
gonna go to /gif/ and try get a boner
>>62243362
ok it worked
guess it is psychological
>>62243357
>She's pregnant desu
no need for a condom then
>>62243306
Never mind she just left. Don't think she was into me
damn, this thread's hella on point
who /eurobeat/ here?
Power's been out for 3hours now, /cum/
Getting antsy
haha
>>62243499
what state?
>>62243479
amazing what happens without interference from a certain someone
SpaceX just landed the falcon 9 on land and /cum/ is probably gossiping about anime and virginity. Sad!
>>62242399
They aren't true muscle cars if they can go around a corner. British "muscle" cars are imposters
apparently depression curbs your libido
what's Guerrero like
>>62243584
guerre means war i believe so i imagine hes belligerant
pssttt america, let's prank Canada...
>>62243524
Texass
>>62243123
>mfw they are from my city
>mfw I remember when they started
>mfw I remember getting invited to like their Facebook page when it still had just a couple hundred likes
>>62243645
you that south carolinian?
>>62243496
finally youre speaking my language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOKO51xM4oA
>>62243662
just a prank breh
>>62243669
What
No, I'm "that" Texan
Gaze upon my hellish landscape and beware
>>62243684
i havent owned headphones in two years so i dont listen to music much. but when i do its eurobeat or irish trad
aaaand my music player just crashed
Welp. I wanna kill myself now.
Also, Asuka is best girl.
nice
>>62243713
i suspect eva is the cause of my current bout of depression
at least i can shitpost about asuka on /a/ now though haha
>>62243743
forgot pic
>>62243662
o-oh hey canada haha
what-what's up?
>>62243713
Objectively wrong. Rei is better in every way
I am wasting my life, i should feel some sort of guilt, but i don't
>>62243292
Low libido can come from loads of things. Depression, stress, low test, nutrient deficiency
I hereby decree that Germans are banned from /cum/
>>62243781
t. jap
>>62243795
>stress
no
>low test
no reason it wouls go down
>nutrient deficiency
same shitty diet as always
>>62243800
good fuck kr*uts
excuse to post eurobeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFEWBm_3yK8
>>62243773
Hanging out with my /cum/bois
>>62243834
Maybe your penis is broken lol
i much prefer rei in this tb h
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D0M-vrTZ-Bs
>>62243781
>autistic clone
>better than anyone
>anime
>cant get a name on pokemon go
kill me
>>62243868
just tested it, i can get a boner no problem
>>62243874
I think you need to learn what autism actually is
Being an introvert doesn't mean your autistic
>>62243915
Hang on there, sir. According to the 2016 edition of the 4chan dictionary, an autist is "Any person I encounter who I do not like, or who supports an idea or product I do not support". So if that guy is kind of being a tool, he is an autist.
>>62243973
great post, how do i upvote it?
>>62243989
You just did ;)
......need..........gf.......
>>62243989
t. Autist
>>62243669
No thats me
>>62244016
Ask random people until one responds with a yes.
>tfw we are all just Canada's mindless puppets
>>62244016
sent ;^)
>>62244016
works fine for me :^)
>tfw you realize that literally every1 is autistic and we over analyze literally every social situation in our lives
>>62244167
This it's like Seinfeld except they could get laid
>>62244016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wlshBrC7Xt
Kaworu is best girl you retards
>>62244167
everyone in this thread at least
>>62243800
Was it the german feet autist who posted this?
>>62243846
That's cool cana-chan.
You going to hang out with us tomorrow? smoke sum ganja?
>>62244191
queer
betcha you like ruka too
>>62244191
Gayest post ITT at the moment
Everything fucking sucks and it's all downhill from here
>>62244233
life's what you make it so let's make it right
i'm so tired i can barelyt even see
wew gonna stay strong for the mems though
>>62244233
at least you got dubs
Sorry about the footfag and pic related
>>62244243
Go to bed and post from your phone.
>>62244212
Ruka didnt have enough screentime to be best girl desu
>>62244223
Doubtful
Genuinely don't know how calling canadians chinese is an insult
asian people are generally pretty good people in my experience. I don't think I ever personally met one that I thought was an asshole
>>62244233
Just get something to slide on and enjoy the ride down.
>>62244289
t. chang
>>62244285
but he's a guy
>>62244306
I only know 1 asian family and im as white as can be
>>62244289
t. wang
>>62244309
is he big?
>>62244322
t. zhang
>>62244289
t. wong
Heh heh
Wang
>>62244344
>>62244352
t. *sound of spoon hitting the floor*
>>62244289
They dont have a western sense of manners, makes them seem assholish
>>62244309
So
i've just seen the coolest shit ever, ama
>>62244120
no i luv u
results came out good cum san
me right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w40ushYAaYA
typing with my eyes closed
and submit
>>62244374
what did it look like
>>62244289
It's not an insult outside of this website cause nobody else knows/cares about Canada's asian population. I have a problem with chinks especially because of what they're doing to my city (Honcouver) what with the money laundering and real estate fuckery. Not to mention there's just so god damn fucking MANY of them in this city and they all walk around blabbering in ching chong like they own the place (which they basically do at this point.)
Could be a hell of a lot worse...I'd rather have chinks than ghetto dindus or muzzies. It's just fucked up because of what's going on here economically and FOB chinese are REALLY fucking bad at integrating though the canadian born ones do OK.
>>62244333
no
>>62244366
thats gay
>>62244374
How did you get in my room
>>62244374
Was it some good shit?
>>62244384
HIV negative?
>>62244375
hehe
i was actully waiting 4 u 2 say dat
>>62244413
fufufu
>I watch ehvungeliohn
>>62244392
That is the new method of imperialism
>>62244388
i was fucking around outside playing pokemon go at midnight and it got really fucking bright and apparently there was a rocket launch so i was like ok watevs no biggie, but then a little while later i saw the rocket coming back down and heard a boom and thought it fucking blew up, but it was just the first stage breaking the sound barrier on it's way back to earth to land (that's the cool part)
i was and am tired as fuck so it scared the shit out of me
http://www.floridatoday.com/story/tech/science/space/2016/07/17/live-spacex-falcon9-rocket-launch-landing-cape-canaveral-nasa-international-space-station-iss-crs9/87237158/
i have pictures too but they might be shit
>>62244393
Mayuri is best girl
>>62244407
I cleared the subject I thought I'd fail
>>62244427
ur not mad, are ya?
>>62244472
here's a picture
>>62244508
neato
>>62244488
Was it a particularly hard subject? Only nerds are allowed to post in /cum/, bud
>>62244472
also i saw a huge fucking owl so that was pretty cool too
>>62244502
noo
i want some kraft dinner
are the normies asleep?
>>62244508
>>62244472
damn that is really cool
i watched the launch live on nasatv but didnt stay for the landing, wish i did now
could only imagine what it must've been like seeing it irl
>>62244543
Any nerd gets a first class swirlie from me
>>62244472
Neat, coolest shit that ever happened to me was witnessing a huge ass meteor burn up and light up the sky on a day of the dead holiday
Who here /watchingdonlemongetting rektonlivetv/?
>>62244508
Scary but also good
>>62244543
Subject wasn't hard but the exam paper was
Why is it that even though I have plenty of friends and a decent social life, I'm still lonely inside?
>>62244576
Not yet. ;)
>>62244586
well i've lived within 25 miles of KSC my entire life, so i'm kind of used to it
this is the first time i've seen them land a rocket in person though, so that was pretty cool
>>62244608
that's when you're most lonely inside
life is about a balance of yourself and your surroundings
>>62244608
Because your internet friends are not with you in real life
>>62244608
Gayest post of the day award. Congrats.
>>62244616
*casts a sleep spell on you*
see you in the morning normie ;)
>>62244596
Literally who
>>62244608
Maybe your social life doesn't fullfill you. Sometimes I hang around people who just talk about themselves the whole time and don't care for the stuff others have to say. If you're in a similar situation that could be the reason why.
Does depression kill your sex drive because I haven't been able to get it up for the past week.
>>62244648
that black CNN anchor that's always gets butthurt and cuts his interviews
>>62244608
Because you know deep down that none of those people actually cares about you.
t. projector
>>62244656
yes
t. has had the exact same problem for about the same time
>>62244656
yeah it does
that's why a lot of anti-depressants have a side effect of increased sex drive
>>62244652
>>62244679
these
>>62244703
I think you mean decreased sex drive, and the side effect is that it doesn't cure that aspect of depression
>>62244596
Watching sheriff clarke now
That man has righteous furynin his eyes
>>62244724
>and the side effect is that it doesn't cure that aspect of depression
Pretty sure the ones I've heard of have the opposite effect.
Tfw you will never date a /cum/ girl
do you know for a fact that there is a single person on this planet who thinks your cool?
>>62244768
yes
