>country not on Pokemon Go
"download the apk" they said
"you're gonna play even if isn't officially released in your country" they said
no pokemons anywhere
no pokestops anywhere
went everyhwhere, literally nothing, even when i live in a 2.5 million hab city
is someone in the same situation?
>downloading random .apk files
>not even bothering to verify checksums
You got pwned, Bruno. Time to wipe your phone and start from scratch.
>>62234766
same here
>>62234766
maybe check if Ingress was playable in your country first, since all the data is from that game.
>>62235208
it is
>>62235293
Then I guess you're SOL
Sorry m8, I've been playing since day 1 and it's fantastic. : )
>>62234766
Same here, nothing shows, got it in iPhone
>dll this shit """"game""""
[failure to authenticate intensifies]
If your country doesn't have pokemon go you're not a real country
>>62235463
Why this japanese company put australia? I thought they hated chinese
>>62234766
>>62235127
>>62235333
Wut i have a poke stop in every block
>>62235531
Because we're a real country hence why we have pokemon go
>>62235584
Is australia a poke-prison?
>>62235561
Forgot the pic
why do people act like if this is some kind of new god of entertainment
am I the only one getting triggered when seeing all those people on stampede running for a pokemon?
>>62235621
yes you are, nancy
>own a Windows Phone
No Pokemon Go for me. I wouldn’t go outside anyway.
>Get marched around by my GF for Pokemon go
>Have to walk in circles for a Pikachu
>End up sitting in the park reading while she runs around chasing a Squirtle
>Have to stop her walking into traffic or into lamp-posts because she's staring at the screen
>She wakes me up at 3am because something appeared nearby
Fucking menace that game.
>>62235599
poke-utopia
>>62235621
No, but I try to surf it until it goes. I'm too normie to directly go against trends.
>>62235636
who the fuck is nancy
>>62235561
Servers don't work
>>62235621
>>62235645
You are very special
>>62235645
She clearly has you in her pokéball
>>62235677
I can't believe normies actually got into this is the most retarded shit I've seen in my life
>>62235692
what does that even mean
>>62235645
Pokecuck
>>62235645
your gf sounds like a qt autist
>tfw no qt autistic gf
>>62235798
>I can't believe normies actually got into this is the most retarded shit I've seen in my life
It's literally targeted to normies though. Why do you think it's all 1st gen pokemons, ie the ones in the TV series normies watched when they were kids? It's like disney songs.
>>62235798
That you are unique and special, like a butterfly
>>62235885
yeah but still look at this shit
is this what being a normie mean nowadays?
>>62235916
alright buddy
>>62236129
>video
Normies are fucking weird
>>62235872
She might actually be autistic, or just have a very addictive personality
She got so focused on Overwatch last month I had to convince her that she needs to stop playing and eat at least once every 12 hours and shower more than once a week.
>>62236129
Normies are really weird, I don't think I'll go out much, just around my house maybe, don't want to lose my phone.
This isn't a game for the third world.
>>62236162
Is she neet or what does she do
>>62236162
Does she at least fuck good?
>>62236196
She's essentially a NEET.
Does freelance design stuff but maybe 2 days a month she actually works, but to be fair she works non-stop for those two days and again I have to convince her to go to sleep because she's been working for 28 hours.
>>62236307
it really sounds like she's on the spectrum
>>62236307
Your gf sounds a bit like me. How did you meet her?
>tfw no gf who can relate to me
>>62236283
Yeah sex is very enjoyable, but I love vanilla and she likes the consistency of knowing I'm not going to try to bring fetishes.
>>62236382
I kinda guessed, don't mind though, most of my friends are on the spectrum so I'm used to it. I find it more fun anyway since there's a difference in conversation and perspective with autists
>>62236436
Student party, I talked to her friend and then to her when her friend went to the toilet. After talking for 30 minutes I got my phone out to check the time, she grabbed my phone put her name/number in there without a word, gave it back and we kept chatting like normal.
I went home then sent her a text a few days later.
>Cue cries of Normie etc.
>>62236607
Well shit, so not even anal?
That's almost a deal breaker for me.
>>62236702
100% vanilla sex for me, I'm a man of simple pleasures.
Consistently good sex in missionary and cowgirl more than half the week and I'm happy forever.
> going for my jog
> a fucking group of pokemon go faggots get in the way
>going out to find Pokemon
>some fat old cunt comes wheezing by "jogging"
> out for my stroll among the puppets of our society
> watching one stupid fat cunt jogging, thinking that physical appearance will earn him the respect of his fellow rat
> watching some other fat cunt surrendering his life to some pathetic phone app for children
the fools, i pull the strings in this puppet theater
>be a Pokemon
>a group of nerds and some fat old cunt reach out to catch me
> be a phone
> fat cunt of an owner keeps draining the shit out of my battery from playing that stupid pokemon game
>mfw I will be too afraid to play Pokemon Go when it out because niggers could mug me
guess I will only play at the shoppings and parks
>be phone maker, hate pokemon, cat cunts, weeaboo Pokeshits, and phones
>force OS update for old phone that slows down phone and makes battery drain faster
>>62235916
You sure mean butterfree.
>>62236162
>tfw no filthy unwashed gf
>ywn force her to undress and take a sexy shower
Prepare for trouble.
>>62237870
And make it double.
>>62237912
To protect the world from devastation
>>62237870
>>62237912
apex kek
>>62238634
To unite all bundas in this nation
>>62237912
>>62237870
>>62238771
To denounce the evil of truth and love
>>62238771
To denounce the evil of order and progress
>>62235604
Holy shit, I wish I was you.
>>62239012
To elect a monkey in a bad housedress
>>62235604
why the fuck there's so many pokestops in fucking guatemala but not here
>>62239135
favela dwellers ate all the brazilian pokemon
>>62239114
JOÃO
>>62239174
Júlia
>Pokemon
Kill yourselves
>>62239265
Team Favela blasts off at the speed of light
>>62239174
>>62239265
>not Jéssica and Jademir
>>62239297
THAS RITE
>>62239445
THE BAG! THE BAAAAG!
>>62239135
Tu envidia me fortalece
Tbh i dont really like the game that much
>>62239529
but you're just on lvl3
you didnt even choose a team
>>62239557
>Tbh i dont really like the game that much
>>62239557
Pokemon Go is already on the Play Store?
>>62239706
no, just north america, europe and aus/nz
Look my collection of ratatas
>>62239813
keep catching and later transfer the weak ones
>>62239813
Step up fampai
>>62240138
>a seadra
nice. rarest thing I have is probably my Kabuto
>>62234766
Do like the chineses, spoof the GPS
>>62239740
Where did you downloaded the apk?
>>62240255
apkmirror
>>62240138
>huevos
kek
>>62236702
I didn't care for anal and then I met a girl who loved it, now I have an anal fetish
>tfw probably going to fall in love with a girl who hates it
>reading twitter at the train station
>guys come up and start a conversation with me because they think i'm playing pokemon go
>>62234766
>download the apk
>you're gonna play even if isn't officially released in your country
I can play, I just can't find anything because I live in a shithole.
>>62235731
lel
>>62243063
it's the same here, one pokestop and one gym on the edge of my neighborhood and all that spawns are pidgeys and rattatas - and only sometimes
residential areas are intentionally pokemon deserts, the game makes you go to more 'downtown'' areas
>>62243411
>the game makes you go to more 'downtown'' areas
That's disappointing. I don't want to leave my suburban heaven which surrounded by lots of trees and hills and go to where people gather.
>>62243411
Nah not really. The other day I went to the semi-first world part of Mexico and I found some nice Pokémon.
The problem is my area, it's third world as fuck so naturally not even Nintendo gives a shit about this zone.
Who /yellow or gtfo/ here?
>>62243774
>not renaming Kingler to Mr. Krabs
we are sorry for creating pokemon
>>62244216
Don't be, pokemon is amazing. Pokemon go on the other hand...
>>62244216
Why would you be sorry for creating the only videogame that makes me feel like I have friends?
By the way, japbro, I desperately need someone to translate this.
>>62243774
shit whatever happened to cococunt, that aussie tripfag...
>>62235645
do you make your gf squirtle?
>>62235604
It looks same for me. But i still don't know how to track nearby pokemons
>>62247297
Try looking in a designated shitting street.
>>62247990
