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>>62230109
How is Argentina our enemy?
>>62230109
>spqr
top kek, your ancestor would be the umayyad caliphate
>>62230109
>roleplaying countries
>>62230109
>The father of Colombia is Spain
>The father of Spain is Castille
>The father of Castille is the Asturian Kingdom
>The father of the Asturian Kingdom is the Visigothic Kingdom
>The father of the Visigothic Kingdom is the Roman Empire
So yeah, the Romans are the ancestors of the Colombians
>>62233214
>Argentina is your enemy, rival, and best friend
wew lad
Is it like an England/France love/hate thing?
>>62230752
Come on, have some fun.
>>62232185
Top kek
>>62233316
Yes, it's very complicated. We are their tsundere province basically and most of their history they have wanted us to return to them.
On the other hand, we are almost the same people so we are also sympathetic and seen favourably.
So they probably pose the biggest existential threat to the country, but on the other hand they are the people we have the closest bonds.
>>62233214
Are we your natural enemy, friendly rivals and former enemy at the same time? How is that possible?
>>62233214
URUGUAY IS CUTE!
CUTE!
>>62233502
Brazil is our biggest trade partner and the reason why Argentina has never annexed us. On the other hand you also tried to annex us as well and have always had ambitions in the Rio de la Plata.
Being a buffer state between the two strongest South American countries for 200 years is complicated.
>>62233442
>they have wanted us to return to them.
Errr, I don't think that is entirely accurate... Care to share where you got that from?
>>62233613
>you also tried to annex us
Cisplatina was a Brazilian's territory
>>62230429
Former enemy
>Spain
The ones that gave us civilization, christianity and rights, while getting rid of barbarism.
You trully are a bunch of retard monkeys.
>>62233214
kawaiii
>>62230429
>>62230109
ive thought of colombia as drunk mommy and spain abusive grandpa, and usa is rapist uncle that left an inheritance
>>62233655
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cisplatine_War#Background
The Cisplatine war was an attempt from the United Provinces to reconquer us from the Brazilians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Manuel_de_Rosas#Anglo-French_blockade
Rosas always wanted us back and sieged Montevideo for 7 years with his Uruguayan ally Manuel Oribe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguayan_War
Argentina always took part in proxy wars with Brazil to keep us as puppets
After that there weren't any more wars because the nature of the world changed, but what would be the first place Argentina would like to get and would be the easiest to annex? We are Argentina's first and natural expansion.
>>62233758
We spent like 10 years at war you know.
>>62234018
>After that there weren't any more wars because the nature of the world changed
So you admit that your previous comment was inaccurate, because you said "most of their history", which by your own admission is not true.
>but what would be the first place Argentina would like to get and would be the easiest to annex?
There is a difference between being easy to annex and wanting to do it, you know.
Made this one a while ago.
>>62233740
Great meme leaf
>>62233442
You are not similar to us at all. You are Small Argentina
>>62234392
>meme
Yw Kernewek dhiworth Kylgh. My yw yn Kanada rag ober.
>>62233758
You fucking invaded Antioquia after we already gain independence, made us need fucking Bolivar to get ride of your asses again, and having to fucking join the Great Colombia instead of being just one peaceful small country like Costa Rica
>>62233740
Devon here, fuck Cornwall.
>>62234822
Kernow here, fuck Devon.
>>62234667
>Father
>Nothing Celtic just invaders
Cuck
>>62234880
>Celts
>Not invaders
Face it lad Celts have only influenced our genetics not culture
>>62234840
You won't be laughing when we block off Tamar Bridge and stop your heroin flooding into the county. Fucking feckless layabouts
>>62234840
>>62234690
the population of Cornmeme is 532,300 fucking kek shut up you sausage
>>62234251
I thought Mexicans passionately hated central Americans
>>62234940
>Only influenced our genetics
Yes, fathers tend to do that
>>62234949
>preventing pakis from entering Cornwall
Thank you.
>>62235002
532,300 white people vs 52 million Mohammedans and pedos. Feels good.
>>62235195
Most of them stop at Bristol, the ones that make it through stay in Exeter. West Devon is probably whiter than Cornwall
>>62234251
former enemy: the US and France
>>62234667
>ancestor is a French lad
>>62233214
Cutest country
>>62234573
>You are not similar to us at all. You are Small Argentina
Which is a good thing psh
Uruguay sounds comfy af, also i like their music
>>62230109
> Argentina natural enemy
Are you kidding me? They don't give a fuck about us and we barely get any news about that country. We're too far to even care about each other
>>62230109
Spain has no friends, this is a fact.
>>62236539
raor
>>62236685
Have a problem with this frog?
>>62233740
I bet you don't even go sea rowing.
>>62236706
>italy
>rival
>>62236706
Dayum, dat Isabel polandball dou
>>62235089
This. For things like father and mother for the UK would be the various and varied Celtic tribes and peoples, as well as the Anglo-Saxons for the English specifically.
>>62236705
Nope, boi
>>62236861
Anglos came to south of scotland too.
>>62236824
me cabrea que esten en el G8, podemos superarles
>>62236902
ayy very true, but it's the English more than anyone else on the island - even though the English are mostly Celtic themselves genetically.
>>62236960
Saxons basically came in and took over the place. No genocide happened or anything.
>>62236861
>or things like father and mother for the UK would be the various and varied Celtic tribes and peoples
Maybe if you're Scottish, Welsh, or Irish.
England was shaped more by Germanic invaders than anyone else; genetically and culturally.
>>62236994
Yes they intermixed and interbred with the locals, often being invited to settle.
>>62237023
Culturally definitely. I would put the Anglo-Saxons as fathers for the English for sure.
>>62237065
England is 50%-70% Germanic DNA wise.
It's only the UK as a whole where Celtic DNA has the majority.
>>62237065
To be fair I would too if I was being constantly raided by Picts.
>>62237110
According to recent studies native white English people are about one-third Anglo-Saxon.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/new-genetic-map-of-britain-shows-successive-waves-of-immigration-going-back-10000-years-10117361.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-35344663
>>62232185
>we wuz white n shiiiettt
>>62237166
Probably more if you cut out Irish immigration in recent years.
>>62236645
there there, españa senpai, many still like you in this continent
>>62237296
Much of these studies are on going so new stuff comes to light all the time.
>>62236960
Aren't you more "French" than "German" ?
>>62236960
>that one North-east Scotland marker in Cornwall
wat
>>62237413
No Phillipe, you ruled over us. French "nobles" tend not to mix with filthy English peasants.
>>62237413
kek, no.
Though according to this study - >>62237166 - the English do share 40% of their DNA with the French, but that goes back to migrations during the last ice age 10,000 years ago.
>>62237413
Normans are the only """French""" influence we have
>>62237546
b-but
https://www.rt.com/uk/242157-uk-dna-genetic-study/
>>62237620
>>62237593
Hummmm :^)
Well
>>62237607
Plantagenêts...?
>>62237620
That's referencing ancient migrations 10,000 years ago, nothing to do with our modern notion of countries. The English and French currently share 40% of their DNA, but that stands to reason given the close proximity of the countries.
>>62237222
father and ancestor should be reversed
>>62230109
Why is Texas your best friend?
>>62237620
>Cornish people, the study adds, are much more closely related to the English than the Celts.
Suck it >>62233740
>>62237696
got halfway through and realized; didn't want to take the time to fix it
that's the american way
>>62237813
don't elevate your own personal problems to your country
>>62234251
>natural enemy
>>62234667
Really puts Canada in their place, eh?
>>62230109
>>62237810
That's not surprising at all. It stands to reason, given that the southern English are in no small part descended from the Brythonic peoples who occupied the region before the migrations, that there would be some degree of relation:
>The majority of eastern, central and southern England is made up of a single, relatively homogeneous, genetic group with a significant DNA contribution from Anglo-Saxon migrations (10-40% of total ancestry). This settles a historical controversy in showing that the Anglo-Saxons intermarried with, rather than replaced, the existing populations.
I'm afraid this is not to say that the Cornish aren't "genetically Celtic" (whatever that means), but that the southern English are to a significant extent descended from the pre-Migration Period inhabitants of Britain. The study goes on to say that there are "separate genetic groups in Cornwall and Devon, with a division almost exactly along the modern county boundary," and that "Cornwall forms a separate cluster," which is in accordance with the map posted here: >>62236960
The conclusion is that the Cornish are genetically distinct from, though related to, the English due to the significant contribution of Brythonic DNA to the latter.
So, uh... nothing new here.
>>62234667
this is shite tbqhwy
>>62237110
But you're French
>>62237363
That's why you're the friendly rival, the closest we got to a friend.
>>62238013
Oh, and I forgot the source of the original Oxford University article:
http://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2015-03-19-who-do-you-think-you-really-are-genetic-map-british-isles
And to the original study:
http://www.nature.com/news/uk-mapped-out-by-genetic-ancestry-1.17136
Notice the clear demarcation between the Cornish cluster and the Devonian cluster.
>>62238072
The frog, desperate, tries to latch himself onto superior cultures to survive.
>>62237222
Best friend should be France.
Ancestor should be classical Athens.
>>62238072
This week, we're all French.
#PrayForNice
>>62238072
lmao no
>>62238100
Nice m8.
>>62238072
Only """French""" influence on English DNA is Normans, who were Germanic.
>>62238105
>Superior culture
Thanks.
>>62238138
Thanks (I still hate the south, tho)
>>62238117
best friends with those cheese-eating surrender monkeys? over nige's britain?
>>62238238
>Norman
Sounds French desu :^)
>>62238181
ADMIT IT
>>62238256
Thanks, greatest ally
>>62238253
I'll remember to teach you English before I insult you next time.
>>62238293
>Sounds French
Then you don't know your own history.
In fact, Normandy is rightfully British clay imo
>>62234667
>>62236539
Do Brits, or to be more specific, Anglos, really consider themself as """""""""""French"""""""""?
Yeah, battle of Hastings 1066, but wouldn't Denmark be more acuratte? The English tribes and ancient kingdoms came from Denmark...
>>62238300
I think you should delet this post
>>62238357
BRITAIN RIGHTFUL CELTIC CLAY
>>62238373
no, those two are /int/ellectual retards
>>62238373
No but they raped our culture and made us speak french
>>62238373
They will never admit it
>>62238436
Admit what exactly
>>62238466
>>62238373
>but wouldn't Denmark be more acuratte?
Yes.
>>62238466
That we're French.
In reality all they did was invade us, commit cultural and literal genocide on us and then leave.
If that makes us French then algeria is on the phone...
>>62238513
>genocide
Oh please
>>62238549
Harrying of the north.
>>62238599
YORK REMEMBERS
>>62238599
>>62238650
First pic on google images for "The Harrying of the North"
>>62238599
Just banter tbqhwymdwaspf
>>62238678
Wiki it you pleb. They also removed all native english from power.
>>62238678
Only gentlemen burn things
>>62230109
>Argentina natural enemy
We barely know you exist tbqh...
>>62238769
Why is the USA a natural enemy of Italy? WW2?
>>62239032
Fifty years of Italian politics in the postwar period
>>62238965
same here. No one here is up to date to whatever happens in your country. It's just that the op is a douchebag
2bh
>>62232185
stay out of the falklands you bloody mongs
>>62239327
>>62237222
>your dad is your best friend
gg m8
>>62239535
Wrong about Viriatus.
>>62239573
Maybe. Geographically, though. We are called Lusos.
>>62239604
And being called Lusos is also wrong although realistically speaking it's too late to do anything about it.
>>62239638
I wen't with Camões on it. At this point we carried his militaristic spirit way more than the Spanish did anyway, and I didn't want to put another SPQR.
>>62239672
Camões was a great poet but not a historian nor an anthropologist. That being said he was only writting what the official propaganda said at the time.
You have to settle for SPQR but that's normal
'ere you go
>>62239860
You really have autism.
>>62240122
thx bby
r8 pls
>>62241061
It's fucking awful
>>62239860
>natural enemy
>can't stop coming here anyway
>>62238373
Filthy Ustaše
>>62241061
Seems like you have a degree of mental retardation/10
>>62241061
Based
>>62235541
"Brother" hahahahaha
>>62233740
>Cornwall
Ayy Cornish diaspora here. My dad is from Penzance.
How do yall feel about your yank kin?
>>62234251
El Salvador mentioned!!!
>>62236793
>>62236706
>>62236645
>>62235541
>>62234251
>>62234003
>>62233214
>>62232185
>>62230429
>>62241061
please stop, usa and the anglo world are the arch nemesis of the iberic world you fucking cucks. """"" best friends"""" """usa""" kek
>>62230109
9000 hrs in paint
>>62236944
>podemos superarles
Ah!
>>62242344
At what age was your autism diagnosed?
>>62242315
>Colombia
>Panama
They may have shitted on every other country, but both of US are not africa-tier because of the USA
>>62242366
What do you mean? I'm an absolutely averagely patriotic padano
>select all images with pizza
REEEE
>>62242315
Don't make us come down there again.
>>62234251
The one Central American country we actually get along with is suspiciously missing amongst brothers... Also I'd go with BRICS countries on friendly rivals and yeah >>62235578
rebellious father-son relationships
>>62230109
>>62230109
why the fuck are venezuelans your natural enemies what have those poor souls done to you. They're caribros like you and me
>>62243184
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_diplom%C3%A1tica_entre_Colombia_y_Venezuela_de_2010
They have actively supported FARC, and you call them "caribros"?
>Everyone is a descendant of Romans
Wow what a bunch of tards
>>62238373
Interesting how the Serb brother ( >>62234472
) before you did not list Croatia as our natural enemy, but you listed Serbia as yours. You also listed Yugoslavia, including Serbia, as your best friend.
Just pointing out some interesting things.
>>62243119
>spqr
This is triggering
>>62247058
Romans literally impregnated anything we call "west" today (and something more). Sometimes this leads to common misconceptions, especially regarding muh Italian heritage some new-worlders seem craving
>the mother of the father of my grand-grand-grand father was rumored to be "Italian"
>I'm Italian too!
When this happens, I'm often pic related
