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2016-07-17 17:45:11 Post No. 62218747
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2016-07-17 17:45:11
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Why are Germans so autistic?
>taking a two-week vacation in Latin America
>cross the border from Costa Rica into Nicaragua
>messing around on Tinder, finally match with a girl who speaks a bit of English
>she's clearly a slut but is fun to hang out with, not asking for money and pays for her own drinks and shit
>suggests we go meet up with her friend, who is also on a Tinder date with some German guy
>German dude is actually pretty fit and quite attractive, no homo
>we all go out to some club to dance
>It's nothing special, just a big room with a DJ, bar, and tourists and Nicaraguans dancing in their own groups
>German guy starts arguing with the girl he's on a date with
>girl storms out of the bar
>me and the girl I'm with follow them, I ask WTF is going on because the other chick is ranting in Spanish
>apparently the German guy didn't like that they weren't playing techno or some stupid shit
>was disappointed with the quality of the bar, wasn't up to German standards
>he actually expected that going out in Nicaragua was going to be like going out in Germany
>he spends 15 minutes begging this girl to give him a second chance
>we go to another dance club, little bit nicer but still nothing over-the-top fancy by Western standards
>he spergs out again, they start fighting and he's begging this girl to not leave, not leave, blah blah
>she finally leaves
>go and fugg this other chick
Why are Germans such autists? Dude threw away the chance to get laid with a girl he was all over because he couldn't stop whining about the bars not being as good as in Germany.
