>be American
>play Pokemon GO
>get shot
>>62217345
Get coup'd
>>62217345
as is.
>>62217345
>Florida
Every time.
>be the usa of america
One less Neet in the world
>>62217437
>le erdogan is islamist mene
>le erdogan is dictator mene
when will menes end
>>62217345
This shit just writes itself at this point.
>>62217345
>be Greece
>get in debnt
>get bantzed on /int/ with a spam of threads
>be France
>get trucked
>get bantzed on /int/ with a spam of threads
>be Britain
>get brexited
>get bantzed on /int/ with a spam of threads
>be Turkey
>get coup'd
>mods ban threads on Turkey and make a sticky to take it to /pol/
How does that even make any sense. Turkey coup threads are more on topic in /int/ than /pol/.
Are the mods turkroaches or something
>be Finnish
>use selfdefence in your home against intruders
>get sued, jail for 4 years and have to pay 21k€
http://www.helsinginuutiset.fi/artikkeli/414476-asukas-sai-tuomion-hatavarjelun-liioittelusta-aseina-pesapallomailat-isoterainen
>>62217345
>Be American
>Get shot
>Be European
>Get run over
>Be Turk
>Get couped
We're all living in a 3rd world shithole
Remember to be alert at all times.
Stay aware of your surroundings.
>>62217948
if I want to shoot you no amount of alertness is going to save you
>>62218201
Being alert isn't parking your car outside an amerishoots lawn late at night
This spooks the old burger as he may think they're burglars
>>62217345
>the car sped away and the man fired several shots at them
Why would you shoot someone running away? Are Americans insane?
>>62217750
Kekkerino
>>62218715
Well, we're talking about Florida here, so the man probably had some sort of mental problem.
>>62218201
he is right. If you do not put yourself in a fuck up spot, you will survive. go figure. Who the hell goes out late at night into someones yard? Someone with zero social awareness.
