>mfw it's the season where Germanic women migrate here for their interracial breeding grounds
>>62216948
we're stealing your tourism now my friend
>>62216994
I'm moving to Portugal
>>62216994
True I went to Porto last year for my European vacation
It was fantastic
>>62217205
was it really nice?
I hear it's basically the cheapest in developed Europe
>tfw big cock
feels great desu
>it's the season where I go visit my brown internet girlfriends in south Europe for sex and sun
>mfw Celt with dark skin, eyes and hair
>mfw going down to England to have sex with all the Germanic inbred English vermin
I know that feel my Iberian brother
>>62216948
>mfw they don't come to my region
>>62217341
>redhead goddess women
>swarthy Fernando-Martinez-tier men
Are Celts the masterrace?
>>62217368
>mfw I have to listen French people in my city.
>>62217412
ignore him, we are white
>>62217436
That's even worse
>They're starting to migrate to Mexico too.
>tfw fucked 5 northern euros and 2 asians this year
>>62217573
>tfw fucked 3 italians, 1 spaniard and a portuguese
>>62216948
does this mean spain ain't white?
>>62217483
>and Down Under
>>62217658
brown girls love my pale skin la
>>62216994
>60 million tourists
What stealing, to be precise?
>>62216948
>Sol is going to become an even bigger non-Spanish hell
Not great, siendocomplétamentehonestocontigoamigo.
>>62217458
Sure you are.
>tfw anglo women suck my cock as i sip my cold beer before i swim in my pool full of nordic models
>>62217809
most foreign girls I've spoke to are obsessed with Jon Snow kek
>>62216948
didn't merkel enrich germany so all that sex tourism money could be redirected to cologne?
>Tfw half Greek/Italian student in Germany
>Tfw every year I visit my family down there and fuck severale Nordic qts
>Tfw I have god-tier Mediterranean beauty and fake a shitty English accent so they think I usually live in Southern Europe
>>62217856
>things that never happened
>>62217856
t. syrian
>look like shit
>still brown
>>62216994
Portugal is much less attractive than Spain.
Smaller, colder (sea temperature), less party-minded, fewer things to do or see.
Portugal is only attractive to retired people who want to pay less taxes and have the cheapest costs of living.
>>62217967
at least they can win a euro cup
>>62217920
>>62217938
>That bitter sweet Anglo tears
>>62217848
He's not a palecuck. Makes sense.
>>62217967
In Algarve our sea temperature is 24 degrees.
In the rest of Portugal is around 18 - 20
>>62218001
I'm too busy getting my dick sucked by my italian gf to care la
>>62217274
It was beautiful. Great food, amazing wine, loads a qts, great countryside and castles
>>62217998
roasted
>>62217967
Did you go to Alentejo?
>>62218025
The fuck? Why? Today it was 14 in Doniños. I really miss the Mediterranean warm water.
>>62217998
>england talking about football
>>62218141
I'm Welsh
>>62218050
>salty brit gets one italian girl rejected by italian
males
>average med male gets at least 7 cream-of-the crop germanic women every year
>>62217809
kek kit harrington literally looks like russul brond in that picture
>>62218203
>average med male gets at least 7 cream-of-the crop germanic women every year
y-yeah right
>>62218203
>implying I don't have a strict 8/10 quota for any girl I have sex with
>>62218025
>>62218091
I'm talking about the countries in general. Of course Portugal has sweet spots. But the number of sweet spots in Spain is greater.
>>62217998
Number of Euro victories by country:
>France 2
>Portugal 1
>England 0
>Scotland 0
>Wales 0
>N. Ireland 0
Now shut the fuck up.
>>62218263
>implying you have sex at all
>>62218272
mmmm salty
>>62217626
>fucked
how harsh
I've made love with a southern french, a couple of germaryans, dutch, swedish (white one), terrona, toscana, padana (x2) and a sardininan-catalan gentlewomen in the last year
oh and a french one but seemed more arabian than french
pretty hard to tell the difference lately
I've seen some brits, but ffs there's nothing passable
why brits are so ugly
>>62217967
>Portugal
>less party-minded
never been to Portugal so far, but I wouldn't mind some "not-so-party-minded" vacation.
I've passed some summers shifting through all the "you have to party" obligation, it's shit. The only thing that matters is family (I'm Italian mamma mia), a few selected friends and you're ready to go.
I remember I had more fun in Santa Cruz de Tenerife than in Barcelona, even if the nightlife between the two can't be compared at all
Btw, mediterranean islands shit on canaries pretty easily, unless you want to go the seaside in January
>>62218254
Esci di casa e non avere paura, credo in te
>>62216948
>Spanish women unironically come here during summer
Is this their interracial breeding ground?
>>62218349
kys
>>62218050
>>62218263
>British male talking about being superior to Mediterranean men
Yeah, sure lad
>>62218357
do you live in an area with lots of niggers and arabs by any chance
>>62218391
torna nel tuo thread di contenimento allora
>>62218459
torna su facebook demente
>>62218407
I'm everything you're not (handsome, intelligent, charming, white)
>>62218426
I live in the whitest "city" in the country, lots of Nepalese though
>>62217274
>developed Europe
>>62218480
in silenzio animale
>>62218518
confirmed for liar /ita/rd
>>62218349
I don't care about the parties either, but it's a big selling point for many tourists. Spain has chill places, and it has Ibiza or Marbella. Portugal just has chill places.
>>62218571
omg i hope you're baiting, what part you portugal did you go? i bet you fell for the porto meme
>could be a hot latin lover and go to nordic countries and fill white pussy with my semen
>was born a manlet
JUST
>>62217844
Only Anglo women in spain are OAPs. Stop abusing my granny right now, Hernades.
>>62218627
>could go to brazil and colombia and be a white sex tourist
>too poor to afford the plane ticket and too stupid to learn spanish and portuguese
just
>>62218718
You can go to the Philippines or Korea and be the status symbol of some rich slut
>>62218818
Filipinas are ugly as shit, and Korean is impossible for me to learn
>>62218627
Some of my friends are literal manlets (two of them are 172,173 cm tall) yet they manage to slay pussy like there's no tomorrow, even 188 cm tall viking goddesses
Show off your proud "white" Argentinian genes
>>62216948
Why Fernando Martinez applies always to Germanic women? Why not slavic?
>>62218483
>Brit talking about looking superior to Southern Europeans
>Their most famous model looks Mediterranean as fuck
JUST
>>62218876
m8 I'm 163cm tall.
I'm entering "humanlet" territory since even short women are taller than me.
>>62218876
>188 cm tall viking goddesses
No one likes tall chicks genius
>>62217274
I lived there last year for 5 months. It is great, but I wouldn't quite call it developed. There are whole abandoned streets desu.
>>62218718
Doesn't matter if you don't speak portuguese or spanish. If you go anywhere in South America, are white, and from anywhere in Europe or North America (USA & Canada) then you're in m8. Bunda for life down there.
>things that never happened: The thread
>tfw from Alabama and have disgusting southern accent.
>tfw I will never get any euro women because of my shitty disgusting accent
>>62219122
But, you're wrong. 188 is still not in the "weird height for a woman" range.
>>62219110
>163cm
man, I'm trying to sort out something to say but I've some difficulties atm
There's always the Berlusconi's trick
>>62216948
>>mfw it's the season where Germanic women migrate here for their interracial breeding grounds
disgusting, average german girls is ugly lad wtf are you talking about
>>62219355
I couldn't resist.
>>62219408
are* XD
>>62219400
There's nothing to say.
I'm a subhuman.
>>62219400
Dude 188 cm for women is freak status
>>62216948
Also it should be noted that Mediterranean girls >>>>>> Germanic girls
>>62218510
>Uk
>Not even europe
>>62219092
most famous because of his name
>>62219643
It depends on the woman
Btw I've some tall (female) friends (184+cm) and they always love to wear high heels
And they invariably prefer short men, don't ask me why
>>62219576
Cheer up, my white friend
Focus on other qualities
>>62219320
Kek this, so much cringe ITT
>>62220290
>how unvirgins dare to exist?
>how unvirgins dare to post in the most positively extroverted & non-attention-whore board?
It's more likely than you think
>>62220562
Yes yes you sure fucked 10 women this year so far, of which 4 were viking aryan. Yes yes I sure believe one who claims that and post it on 4 chan lol
Kek but go on, your cringy autism is awkwardly entertaining
Ya this is the season where all of the Latin women come down to Viet Nam to receive a breeder as well.
>TFW that's a lie
>>62220831
Do you want a jar to keep all those salty tears, my fellow little autismal compatriot?
I don't count them, it may very well be way more than 10 if we consider last august/september and this june/july alone
In winter I've been in a relationship with a university colleague for roughly 5 months and I've always been loyal, it didn't end well and I've passed another couple of months alone after that.
You should really stop believing everyone is trying to edge you, I'm chilling in a warm Sunday evening, you should too.
>>62221136
t. Ferdinandi Martini
LA VIDA ES UNA LENTEJA
post yfw you realized that the mediterranean man is the reason the germans and the vikings wore horns on their helmets
>>62221568
>>62221568
Top kek
Cornuto
>>62221544
MIRA A VER SI TE QUEDA MORTADELLA
>>62219110
Don't give up man, I'm sure there's a girl out there waiting for you. Pic related is a politician from your country. Btw, do you know how tall is he?
>>62223077
>vicky xipolitakis
I'd rather be a virgin forever tbqhwyf
Besides they """broke up"""" already, he's between 150-160cm apparently
>>62218947
It's applied to all solitary women from cold places lacking of passion and love, and surrounded by sad excuses of ''men''
So yeah, slavic women also apply, and east asians, etc.
>>62223918
>hugging the black dude and not the white one
literally BLACKED
>>62219355
I wish
>>62221568
top kek, based mexibro
>>62221568
wena ese
>>62217436
>I have cultural tourism and international qts come to my city all year round
>still never initiate contact.
>if it said contact takes place, the people in question are just boring and unremarkable in most every way.
>>62219092
his facial features look very english
>>62219453
underrated post
>>62225637
they're pretty big
don't tell me you can frequently have better
>>62216948
>having sex with women
>>62217809
all those men are way better men than you are you fucking hobo
>>62218627
this
i knew a north algerian, kabyle, who was an ugly manlet dress like shit and he managedto fucked 8/10 white french, always finding new gilrs. the key is to be confindent and funny, developed some converation skills and you'll be fine.
>>62219110
napoleon was 1.63
>>62226019
napoleon was 170cm tall
also he was royalty
>ITT https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pathological_lying
>>62226134
>>62226019
Napoleone actually was 168cm
maybe he became a bloody butcher because everyone called him "le petit caporal" tbqh
>oh, no no, "petit" didn't mean he was short
Louis XIV was 1.63
and still he had the guts to call himself "le Roi Soleil", "the Great" and so on
>>62226465
it's not too late to change your hikikomori ways
