>You must move to and live in either of these two countries till you die
Which do you choose?
Both are better than this shithole, so Germany maybe
I stay in France
France. I'd rather live with terrorism than with an autistic culture.
>>62216908
Then why live at all?
>>62217578
You sound retarded
>le all Germans are autists meme
The frogs have us beat regarding autism, if you're looking for charismatic folks, go to Italy or England
Fine don't come to Bavaria then
It's not like you would've fit in as a Catholic
>>62216908
Germany is boring and the language is disgusting.
>>62216908
France
Germany. No terrorism would be a nice change of pace.
Stay in Germany.
It's a shithole but at least it's not France.
>>62216908
I like the french countryside
>>62216908
France. Apparently, none of the problems people usually meme asbout exist if you live in the countryside, I don't need much.
Also, the language is easier to learn as I already speak a latin derived one.
>>62216908
Both are lovely. But I have to choose France, beautiful place.
France
German language is a big nope
France because it's not Germany.
I don't like France but Germany has no ocean, so France.
>>62217951
>>62217737
>German is a disgusting language meme
There's worse languages out there lads.
>>62216908
france has better food, climate, towns, nature. only thing is the shit language, but then german is twice worse
>>62216908
Germany cuz better economy and jobs
>>62217990
Of course there is, but to my preference French>German and the fact that I got family in france and I already speak french has nothing to do with it.
germany is a shithole, i'll stay in france
>>62218111
No jobs or economy here at all.
Better stay in Lybia.
>>62217642
I've heard from a Brazilian guy living in Germany that the culture shock is pretty big.
>people complain if you take a shower every day
>people complain if you call during a certain TV Show
>they try to make you pay taxes for your local church, mosque, or whatever
And many other things. Even though the Slugeatingstan is full of smelly people, i imagine they wouldn't care about what i do.
>>62217990
The fact there are worse languages doesn't make german less bad, matey.
>>62218163
he's fucken lying
>>62216908
I don't want to learn another language, but if do I'll choose deutsch, because I'll be able to frighten jews, so Germany.
>>62218163
lies mere lies
let's ALL move to Germany
>>62218167
I take daily showers and no one has ever complained. Also you can opt out of church taxes easily.
The other point seems realistic, but you guys are much more outgoing than us, so we don't have a lot of overlap regarding sociability
>>62218246
really?
how about a better solution
I move there and get a German passport and then treat both Germany and France as my homeland
>>62216908
Germany because i am autistic
>>62218313
O-okay just be nice haha
Switerland.
i dont even know. im so tired of shitskins but france is full of niggers and north africans and germany just imported millions and millions of turks and syrians.
>tfw it's not "white genocide", it's "white suicide"
>>62218365
Why does everyone wanna come here
We're getting 1800s USA Tier immigration numbers, and not all of them are ayyrabs
This place sucks desu, wish I lived in Mexico
>>62216908
France. My expierence with Germany has always been that of the drab, grey humourlessness -- a death to the soul. I don't understand how Germans can abide it.
>>62218381
Not even a Mehmet, but Turks are preferrable to Maghrebis and Nogs
>>62218423
don't worry we will come there and make it better :^)
>>62218465
what did we ever do to you :(
just some terror bombings? c-come on i thought we were frens
>>62218423
Canada and Germany have been en vogue here these past couple of years
enjoy :3
Where do Germans go to die? I know brits go in Spain and South France for example
>>62218535
Argentina I'd say.
>>62218425
What is dead may never die!
>>62216908
Rural french aria
france, then hop on a plane to new caledonia or french polynesia
>>62218526
>>62218520
Don't know any Tunisians desu
One Libyan and he's autistic but a p cool guy
Afghanis suck though, Syrians meh
>>62217987
>Germany has no ocean
>>62218953
>comparing Sylt to the Côte d'Azur
wew
>>62218921
is he studying there or refugee etc?
>>62219013
At least no dead bodies on the ground everywhere
>>62219013
Sylt = new Corsica
>>62217642
Don't complain about memes if you are going to say 65 millions French are the same in the next sentence.
>>62217737
german is pretty cool but that's one of those language that's shit when talked by women
russian is worst though
any woman talking russian sounds like a vulgar whore
>>62216908
france
>>62219013
>>62219093
The French Riviera isn't an ocean anyway you geniuses
>>62218581
fucking kek unterrated
Germany
>>62219078
Studying there for the time being, he wants to live here permanently
Surprisingly he's pretty white, his German is beyond reproach as well
Like I said, good guy all around
>>62219141
>sounds like a vulgar whore
That's because most of them are vulgar whores. Russians can be cute though, pic related.
>>62216908
France
>>62219241
heard some educated ones talking and it was still awful desu
GERMANYdesu
>>62216908
I choose the EU
>>62219206
probs from Misrata if he looks white
France. Lovely language, nice food, exciting, nice weather, interesting history.
The only thing germany is better at is jobs
>>62216908
France, so I can live on a comfy southern coastal villa.
>>62219377
Nah he's from Tripolis afaik
What is your cunt like, are you first World? He says it's better than the rest of the Maghreb
>>62216908
France... I GUESS......
>>62219382
Come on, say what You want about our history, but it's not like it wasn't tumultuous and exciting
>>62216908
The Germans are more industrious, richer, and despite the cuckery have fewer immigrants and less terrorism.
krauts>frogs
>>62219436
well to make it easier to understand
Gaddafi ruled libya like someone playing sim city
there literally was no delegation and no autonomy he personally ordered all construction to take place himself
as you know hes a human so this is a stupid approach
as a result we have tripoli looking like pic related while benghazi looks like a city in Sudan or smth
not to mention others like Misrata and al beida who only really stopped being villages after gaddafi fell and they got some autonomy
gaddafi also was full commie so no rich companies to build anything
in short some cities look like they are from Europe while others look africa tier
the south is so horrifyingly undeveloped too
>>62219501
>You want about our history, but it's not like it wasn't tumultuous and exciting
Not him, but your history if fine mate, But I prefer frog history tbf, think it's because we have more of a rivalry with them throughout history.
>>62219501
>>62219693
I've tried reading HRE history but have never been able to get into it.
French history interacted a lot more with England so i have more culturally ingrained reference points to go off, if that makes any sense.
>>62219585
Do you miss Gaddafi?
>>62217737
>>62217865
>>62217951
>>62218007
>>62219141
>>62219382
>HURR DURR
>le epic language meme
You have absolutely no fucking idea... But okay, go back and watch some more of Hitler's speeches or listen to Rammstein, since that's the best way of getting to know German, because it's so representative.
Btw, if you're not speaking the local language, who would you rather talk to, germans who are able to speak decent english or the french who will be failing miserably? Oh, and don't even try to speak shitty french in france, because they will immediately ignore you. Germans on the other hand will offer you a conversation in english, and that's not a meme you fucking memelords.
>>62219849
>>62219693
Fair enough, we didn't interact much at all until the Unification of Germany
>>62220030
did you even read my post you moronic panzerfaust cringefest
>>62219141
>>62220123
I read every post and went back finding the ones by ctrl+f-ing, so I must have added yours... You're still giving us shit, so don't complain
>>62220225
literally everyone on the internet says french men sounds gay
i fail to see the problem in admitting some language are not sexy when spoken by women
>>62220030
>Hitler's speeches
It sounds good though in German....
>Germans who are able to speak decent English or the french who will be failing miserably?
This is objectively true.
HOWEVER
I still choose France.
>>62216908
Probably france for it is more similar to us than germany
>>62219920
fuck off
>>62217737
>the language is disgusting.
German language is by far the most beautiful
>>62220274
>>62220225
Imo German is better when spoken by a man, however it's a fact French when spoken by a woman is hot af.
>>62220498
>German language is by far the most beautiful
Yank here. France no doubt.
>>62220030
So much salt and shitty stereotypes while complaining about stereotypes yourself, I hope this was ironic
>>62220030
Good job, faggotron. Read my post again, all I said was that the french countryside was better, and I don't know if it gets into your head but french is more similar to portuguese than german, hence my choice.
I didn't express any opinion about your tongue, that was the other brazilian.
France.
German language is so fucked up.
>>62219305
makes u think dosnt it
great azn copropserity fsphere when
>>62220274
I don't speak french, but the only ridiculous thing is your counting system. Isn't it 90="80 plus 10" or so?
I don't want to hear anything negative about ours now: 21="1 and 20" (ein-und-zwanzig). This just makes sense when starting from drei-zehn (thir-teen), vier-zehn (four-teen)...
>>62216908
germany
Depends on my income.
Lower classe => France (to enjoy free things)
Middle Class => Germany (to enjoy better wages, safe cities...)
Rich => France (fuck the rest, I only care about the beauty of the place I live, and France is overall a much more beautiful country, no German would deny this).
>>62220030
y so mad
>>62220705
Counting like that comes from the Gauls. They preferred counting up to 80. Iy'just like how you guys have your weird one and twenty thing, though britbongs used to count like that (yank here)
>>62216989
aquà estamos full y sobra gente , si quieres te puedes ir, menos competencia por lo menos en mi sector
France. I would rather speak french, it sounds better.
>>62220705
Yeah 90 is "quatre-vingt dix" = literaly "four-twenty ten"
I understand it seems weird as fuck for foreigners learning the language, but it doesn't both French people, we don't think of it as several numbers added together but only as the result, 90. In fact I never really noticed how strange it was before I saw people talking about it on /int/
>>62220838
Fucking chicanos on /brit/ GO HOME
>>62220705
it is pretty weird from an outside perspective i guess
i wouldn't venture in critisizing the german language as far as its logic goes
i do hate your neutral gender bullshit even if it makes sense it makes for a harder time learning it
but tbf i have nothing left of the seven years of german i did
>>62220946
>but it doesn't both
doesn't bother*
"Sorry for bad English"
Germany, because it is closer to Poland and i could spend there a lot of time
>>62220705
>I don't want to hear anything negative about ours now
English counting system is better desu
I'll live among the Danish minority in south slesvig.
>>62220705
>the only ridiculous thing
spelling and silent letters
>>62220489
But like... Do you miss Gaddafi?
France for the weather and qts, but Germany is still awesome
>>62220969
please dont come to here, we hate them
>>62221014
What's the difference between Danes and German homosexuals with a speech impediment?
>>62218535
Buried in beach holes
>>62221114
I'm a yank. Thanks for porto rico.
>>62216908
france
t.québec
>>62216908
Germany.
>>62218535
Spain, southern France, Austria or Florida
>>62221187
The German is at least somewhat understandable
>>62221270
it's ok your country will soon be Mexico 2.0, call it karma if you want.
>>62221369
this. although they robbed some territories
>>62216908
>have to choose to spend my life between germans or frenchies
Is suicide an option?
>>62221369
When I waited in line to enter this country there were a few Mexicans speaking good Midwestern English. Thanks for civilizing the slaves for us. :)
>>62221430
America did a number on you too. And my friends here in merry old England still have a piece of Spain. Don't get too butthurt though because you have your Moroccan Gibraltars. It's strictly business. Spain hasn't been too hot since God sank the Spanish Armada.
>>62221431
Just move near the Italian border or in Corsica
>>62221400
>Tfw I will NEVER have a qt and crazy nationalist wife
pls kill me
>>62221557
Yes, I'd choose Nice probably
memes aside
>>62216908
France
+ nice language
+ nice architecture and cities (like paris)
+ nice history and culture
- terrorists attacks every month
- sharia zones in cities
Germany
+ better salary
+ safer than france
- history
- extreme lefist propaganda
- language from hell ]:^)
- refugee camps in cities and near cities
>>62216908
Germany, because I hate moving.
Germany barely has a coast. So France.
Imagine living far away from the ocean. That would suck.
it would be france but i dont know
would probably just die fighting in my country b4 i would move
>>62216908
I choose Alsace
>>62216908
germany
Why do you guys think German language is shit
I like it, it's sort of cool
I can't pick between to my two favourite European countries.
A CHANCE TO REMOVE FRANCE?
>>62221716
Good choice desu
>>62219558
>The Germans are more industrious
Yes.
>richer
'no'
The average Frenchman is quite richer than the average German. And 40% of Germans are utter poorfags.
>>62223470
>The average Frenchman is quite smellier than the average German.
Fixed your typo.
thats a tough choice
i dislike both
>>62223510
You forgot the white flag joke, fucking moron.
>be Brit
>have the choice between Germany, a country that is extremely welcoming towards you and speaks your language pretty well
>all the Brits ITT decide to live in snobby anglophobe France instead
Fuck you
>>62216908
This is a really easy choice, Germany of course. They are almost nordic and I already speak the language, not well but the basics are there.
>>62225670
They're jsut coming back home, it's their instinct
>>62216908
If I'm still allowed to travel to other countries, I'd obviously choose Germany. It's a better country in all but one way, and I already speak german fluently. Not to mention that I would avoid those awful French people that way.
But France still has remnants of colonies scattered across the planet, so I could travel to four different continents and still be in France. That's pretty neat.
I need a change of scenery occasionally.
that being said, neither of the countries are particularly high on the list of countries I'd want to move to. I'd much rather live in the UK, for example. Despite the Brexit.
France. I would live very comfortable in Saint Malo.
>>62221868
>sharia zones in cities
I don't think so
We have shit neighbourhoods full of arabs, blacks and all kinds of immigrants but sharia zones aren't a thing
France, regrettably. Only good thing out of Germany is Rammstein.
>>62216908
Germany without a doubt. Superior culture, history and womans the only problem is the food.
