>Americans can't into bacon (wtf is that crispy tasteless shit dudes)
>Other countries can't into comfort food
>Just decide to make a meme calling ours shit
O I'm laffin
If your bacon doesn't have the consistency of a cracker, you're doing it wrong, cracka.
How do you go from this?
>>62205458
...to this, americunts
>>62205458
>>62205482
by forming a more perfect union
>>62205482
only retards cook it till its burnt like this, but i admit we have a lot of retards here
Übermensch only cook it till its like this where its still floppy and chewy and delicious
burnt bacon tastes like salty charcoal to me, but retards seem to fucking love it.
>>62205601
ugh this is the exact wrong way to cook it you fucking walnut
>>62205482 is correct
>>62205648
whatever you say, retard
>>62205482
streaky bacon is superior
Your bacon is danish, cunts.
>>62205458
What part of the pig do you use to make bacon?
bacon is a long overdue meme
it just tastes salt, get over it.
also sriracha fuck off
