>visit Wahington
>nobody was washing tons
>Deadlift
>Not dead yet
>Calf raises
>Not a farmer
>bench press
>Bench remained in the same location
>Chin ups
>Still a beta with no confidence
>visit Warsaw
>never saw a single fight
>>62196314
>Visit Japan
>Everyone is a manlet gook
>Germany
>the presence of airborne bacteria is negligible compared to other places
>visit Queensland
>no monarchy
>Visiting Jamaica
>Not my jam
>visit czech republic
>get a bill
>visit Russia
>nobody was rushin'
>visit poland
>no strippers
> visit Tennessee
> didn't see any tennis
>Visit Iran
>When at no point in my past have I had a reputation for moving very quickly
visit france didnt have pants haha
>went to france
>found a place called "brittany"
>came back to england
>no place called "francey"
>>62195954
>visit Hungary
>most people were well fed and adequately nourished
>visit York
it Was All SHit Mate What the Fuck Dont DARE fuCKING romanticize This PIECE of SHIT plac Goddamn everything was sSHIT and OVErpriCED like FUCkk do the nIggS LOVE living in TINY ass Apartments lIke the FUckinG CuKXX they FUckign are AND Whats the deal witb theri RETArded accents BRonx more like Blkacks ith all the NIggs there QUEENS more liek oh wait its correct wtih all the FAGGS there HAHAH
>nobody was riding kangaroos
>visit Australia
>visited iraq
>never got to see a pair of tits
>>62195954
>visit Praha
>there's no dried grass stored over the winter to be used as animal fodder
This has been a Slovenian meme. Tnx 4 ur time.
>>62195954
>visit Belgium
>it's not even a country
>visited minnesota
>most carbonated soft drinks were actually normal sized
>Visit Scotland
>Didn't meet anyone named Scot
>>62196732
>Visit Canada
>Everyone was a manlet gook
> visit Uruguay
> not even a guay
>>62198175
>visit America
>everybody's free and named Mason
>they can't even point me to the local branch of their order
> went to Finland
> everybody breathes through lungs
>visit naples
>most women were wearing bras
>>62198241
>everybody's free
*plus tip
>visit Macau
>never owned a bovine in my life
> go to Manchester
> the women had bigger chests than the men
>visit Germany
>didn't get sick
>>62198285
best one
>visit chile
>no spicy sauce to use as dip
>visit Greece
>not a singular slippery surface
>>62198359
Th-thanks Spainon.
>visit Liverpool
>never saw a basin of human organs
>Visit the Democratic Republic of Congo
>It isn't a democracy
>visit belfast
>most bells were actually stationary
>>62195954
>In Michigan
>Visit Hell
>Oh wait, that's Detroit.
>>62196915
>>62197708
>>62197735
>>62197841
>>62197880
>>62197910
>>62197922
>>62197979
>>62198154
>>62198257
>>62198448
good thread :]
>visit Israel
>isn't actually real
> visit Cornwall
> all of the masonry is normal bricks
>visit middlesex
>it's not populated exclusively by hermaphrodites
>Visit pakistan
>Don't see any paks of people named stan
>>62198599
>there's an essex, sussex, wessex and middlesex
>there's no norsex
>>62198630
>>62198630
>visit togo
>already went
>>62198630
>they don't swing the norway
>Visit Norfolk
>Meet plenty of folks
>Visit Lisbon
>the female hetero-homo ratio is the same as everywhere else.
>Visit Rangoon
>There's no marathon race organized exclusively for hired
>>62198792
hired thugs**
>visit Malmö
>don't see iron ore or an island
>visit Greece
>people are in fact quite oily
>visit cheyenne
>she was actually pretty outgoing
>visit Chad
>he still won't commit
>>62198715
>visit togo
>entire cuisine is fast food
>visit Budapest
>nobody's staging pogroms against those of the dharmic persuasion
>visit Bucharest
>still have to make my own room reservations in advance
>Visit Quebec
>Beck never appeared despite the prompt
>visit Great Britain
>the country was actually mediocre
>visit Kenya
>there are no Australians daring me to do stuff
> Visit Ivory Coast
> the beaches were just sand and water
>visit netherlands
>is not actually in the nether
>visit Moldova
>the cheeses didn't quite meet my expectations
>visit switzerland
>everything is expensive
>>62199064
R A R E F L A G
>>62199064
>Visit Liechtenstein
>no glowing stones anywhere
>visit Laos
>programming didn't get any easier to learn
>visit Turkey
>get shot for attempting coup
>>62195954
So disappointing.
>>62199164
>visit hamburg
>no burg in ham
>visit Mali with a Romance-speaking friend
>he crosses himself and refuses to board the airplane there
>visit Argentina on a sex tour
>they have banned homosexuality and the twinks have all been moved to Paraguay
>visit Monroe
>no Jamaicans on canoes
>visit Japan
>they actually call it the wok
>visit Bahrain
>the precipitation is so-so
>visit new zealand
>place looks old as fuck
>visit Nigeria
>yup
>visit lichtenstein
>only licked 10 stones
>visit Chad
>whole country bangs my gf
>visit Turkmenistan
>find no Turkmen Eminem fans
>visit USA
>the nation was in a rather divided state
>visit phillipines
>no one named phillip
>visit India
>nobody was all that into me
>visit Puerto Rico
>the port isn't rich at all
>>62199617
too soon
>>62198071
Noice.
>visit Macedonia
>manage not to get pepper sprayed by the mafia
>visit norway
>not all ways towards north
>visit New Guinea
>didn't meet a tribe of undiscovered Italians
>>62199785
RARE
> visit niger
> full of niggers
>visit Poland
>they can't tell their Masque of the Red Death from their Murders in the Rue Morgue
>>62200001
>offbyone
>>62200001
wew lad
>>62200000
>visit djibouti
>couldn't find djibouti
>try to visit Jordan
>couldn't find the bugger
>visit Oman
>Oh man...
>visit Saudi Arabia
>they keep their wits about them when playing video games
>>62197708
>Jamaican education
>visit liberia
>isn't liberal
>visit Nottingham
>some ting were ham
>visit Germany
>no Germans
>visit nice
>full of mean people
>visit British Columbia
>everyone talked in a US American accent
>>62199001
Heh
>>62199001
underrated post
>visit Morocco
>pretty normal amount of roccos
>>62200514
>visit nice
>get ran over
fixed
>Visit Turkey
>eat turkey
>get coup'd
>visit split
>it's actually intact
>Visit Denmark
>None of the rooms were marked
>visit the holy see
>it's land locked
>visits eilat
>no lats around
>>62200741
>>62200910
they don't say for nothing that Jews are smart
>visit Newfoundland
>was found centuries ago
>visits Tel Aviv
>no one saw it
>>62200970
>visit slovenia
>everyone is going at the appropriate speed
>visit idaho
>no promiscuous women in sight
>>62201079
>visit Tel Aviv
>Aviv never finds out
>visit Wales
>don't see any Japanese nearby
>visit mexico
>no company called mexi
>Visit Texas
>locals are economically conservative
>visit östriech
>had to travel west
>>62200741
>visit louisiana
>only met one guy named louis
>>62199064
>visit liechtenstein
>fuck this where am i
>>62196015
>Decline Bench
>Do it anyway
>visit Moscow
>not a single resident doesn't know where he must go
>visit Yukon
>I actually can't
>visit Auckland
>everyone is actually socially confident
>>62195954
>visit Nunavut
>there was actually a lot of it
>visit Hong Kong
>everyone are stylish and graceful
>visit nantucket
>every man has his dick between his legs
>visit the island of Java
>everybody codes in C++
>visit Nice
>it wasn't nice
>>62201691
>they also all drink tea
>visit Las Vegas, Nevada
>there was no vegans or snow
>visit Straßburg
>no street leading to a castle
>>62198500
Kek
>Visit Iraq
>It did not rock at all
>visit Brazil
>all the women are topless
Pretty good vacation
>visit Palestine
>all people are swarthy
>>62195954
>visit Bohemia
>No Rhapsodies
>visit Rhode Island
>it's surrounded by land on three sides
>visit Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
>didn't summon an eldritch horror when trying to pronounce it
>>62202080
CLATU VERATA ...
>visit Prague
>no Czech qts are blowing my cock right off the bat
>visit Japan
>i'm not a magnate
???
>visit Japan
>nowhere to claim a frying pan
>>62202080
>visit Santiago de Chile
>it still hasn't been renamed Reggaetown
>visit ireland
>no one is angry
>visit Laos
>my hair didn't get infested by small insects
>>62202266
>visit Koper
>nothing is made out of copper
>visit Santiasco de Chile
>still hasn't been nuked
>visit ljubljana
>noone wants to kiss me
>>62197841
>visit kosovo
>get a statue of bill
>visit The Netherlands
>there is no land
>>62202385
i'll kiss you
>>62195954
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuxhaven
>visit Cuxhaven
>nobod... oh wait
>visit Estonia
>not one reefer smoking man to be seen
>>62202651
>this exists
>Visit Canada
>They can do nothing, duh
>>62202633
>visit argentina
>noone named tina urging me to do anything
Visit the
>holy
>roman
>empire
>is neither holy nor roman nor an empire
>visit norway
>there was a way
>visits Idaho
>nobody knows
the thread that finally killed /int/
>visit Antarctica
>literally 0 ants on the entire continent
>>62198036
>>62202651
delete this post immediately
>>62197922
>want to visit Iran
>but it's so far away
>>62198630
>>62201146
>visit Texas
>I didn't text them
>>62201146
>visit Texas
>no ceremonies or rituals in sight
>>62195954
>visit istanbul
>noone is tan or bull
>>62208946
>visit Instanbul
>it's not Constantinople
>visit Germany
>money was actually cleaner than usual
>visit Hamburg
>no hamburgers
>Visited Seoul
>Found no soul
>>62195954
>>62196015
>>62196314
>>62196915
>>62197708
>>62197735
>>62197841
>>62197880
>>62197909
>>62197910
>>62197922
>>62197968
>>62197929
>>62197979
>>62198036
>>62198100
>>62198071
>>62198150
>>62198154
>>62198153
>>62198175
>>62198195
>>62198216
>>62198241
>>62198254
>>62198257
>>62198285
>>62198323
>>62198325
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>>62198448
>>62198461
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>>62198500
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>>62198630
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>>62200001
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>>62208505
>>62209151
>>62209173
>>62209061
lol
>>62199001
>>62209290
WHERES MY FUCKING (YOU), JEW?
>>62209326
Make better jokes
>>62209406
>jokes
how about this one
>you
>>62209151
>Visit the Hamburger Bürgermeister
>he didn't actually make burgers
>>62200536
>visit British Columbia
>no British people with nice asses
>>62195954
It would be more accurate to call it Weighington.
>>62195954
>Move to Boston
Boss only weighs 200 pounds
>>62205114
>
>
>
>eggplant
>no eggs in it
>>62197708
DUDE WEED LMAO
Americas Special Edition
>Visit Pacific Ocean
>Filled with storms and tsunamis
>Visit Easter Island
>No rabbits or chocolate eggs anywhere
>Visit Peru
>No turks around
>Visit Ecuador
>Only 1/6 of it is above the Equator
>Visit Queen Elizabeth Islands
>She doesn't live there
>Visit Victoria Islands
>No woman called Victoria around
>Visit Churchill (CAN)
>No drunk, cigar-smoking fatmen around
>Visit Vancouver
>no vans being hatched by hens (frenchies will get this one)
>Visit Winnipeg
>No Peg winning anything
>Visit Thunder Bay (CAN)
>Few storms, no Tauren around
>Visit Hudson Bay
>Couldn't find Hudson
>Visit Seattle
>They didn't allow me to live there
>Visit Sacramento
>City isn't that holy
>Visit Phoenix
>No flaming bird giving good counsel
>Visit Omaha
>No German bunkers, tank traps, LCVs or tourists
>Visit Lake Superior
>Doesn't look that Aryan to me
>Visit Savannah
>There's no African wildlife in the streets
>Visit Tampa
>It's not a lid
>Visit Miami
>Noone is a friendly french-american
>Visit Chihuahua
>No chicanos laughing like BRs
>Visit Cartagena (COL)
>No Punic Wars ruins
>Visit Buenaventura (COL)
>Worst adventure in my life
>Visit Esmeraldas (ECU)
>No clones of the Disney character around (to my dismay)
>Visit Rio Galegos (ARG)
>Noone is a gringo
>Visit Mar del Plata (ARG)
>The sea isn't that shiny
>Visit Rawson (ARG)
>Every male was pretty crude
>Visit La Paz
>Quite criminal-heavy
>Visit Fortaleza (BRA)
>No reinforced walls protecting the city
>Visit Natal (BRA)
>It's not Christimas erryday
>Visit Rio de Janeiro
>There's no river called Janeiro
>Visit Porto Alegre (BRA)
>People are actually pretty unhappy
>Visit Montevideo (URU)
>No video about Monte
>Visit Granada
>Noone is armed with explosive hand-held artifacts
> visit Turkmenistan
> most of the turkish people residing there are in fact pale
>Visit Slovenia
>Nobody is listening to irish music at half speed.
Europe Special Edition
>Visit Lisboa
>Didn't find any nice girl named Lis
>Visit Faro (POR)
>They don't breed good hunting dogs
>Visit Bordeaux
>Cars aren't that reddish
>Visit Dublin
>Noone dubs the girl Lin for me
>Visit Glasgow
>There's no window with Gow glasses
>Visit Rotterdam and Amsterdam
>coudln't find any dams, especially those by Rotter and Amster, rival companies
>Visit Bruxelles
>No witchcraft
>Visit Bern (SWI)
>People there vote for Democrats
>Visit Firenze
>Enze never was on fire
>Visit Palermo
>Few people are idiots
>Visit Milano
>Things take a thousand years to happen
>Visit Vienna
>Enna was indeed quite a sight
>Visit München
>everyone munches potatos there
>Visit Hannover
>It's Nice all again
>Visit Finland
>It's indeed the end of the world. WTF I'm doing here
>Visit Helsinki
>Even the Devil hit the bottom there
>Visit Tallin
>Lin was the tallest woman I ever met
>Visit Prague
>No infections
>Visit Budapest
>Every Buddhist temple is ridden with diseases
>Visit Tirane (ALB)
>Mayor is a dictator
>Visit Archangelsk (RUS)
>The weather isn't anything close to Heaven
>visit America
>got shot
>>62211111
>visit jewrusalem
>it's only one quarter jews
>>62200421
Yuh nuh wrong bredrin :(
>>62210178
ayy
>>62200492
underrated post
