ITT: We trigger italians
>pic related
ABSOLUTELY TRIGGERED
>american '''''culture'''''
>american '''''culture'''''
This is the best eyetalian show
Ayyyo gabgoooooll
Ayyyooo breaking my balls ova here!
Such a beautiful language.
>>62187702
>hurr durr lets roast italy xd
That's an american show for american people
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up wine glass my name is Giuseppe but u can call me b1G PiZzA m4n!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very italian!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet italian ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 m4ke spaghetti w/ my mum (im neet if u dont like it deal w/it) its part of our culture!!! bcuz its SOOOO nice!!!! shes italian 2 of course but i want 2 meet more italian n' international ppl =) like they say ebin for the win :D!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 bring alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
MAMMA MIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein italian again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
Mmm I love spaghetti
Življenje dam, Trsta ne dam.
>>62187931
DELETE THIS
>>62187702
that show was really unwatchable, like all similar crap.
The guys were ok though, much better than their british counterparts, geordie shore or something.
>>62188032
But it feels a bit undercooked, it has a bite to it. Waiter, please send this pasta back to the chef! It's not done.
And where's the ketchup?
>>62187910
holy fuck that was my favorite copypasta back in the day
trigger the brits instead
If anything, they would agree with you. Italians here seem to hate southerners more than anything and Italian Americans are mostly southerners.
>tfw majority of my ancestry is north Italian
Suk my dik, terroni Americans.
Norwegian pizza is superior desu senpai
the chinese invented pizza and pasta.
>>62187931
Cutting your spaghetti makes it awkward to eat them, you might want to refrain next time
>>62188238
are you trying to start a war?
>>62188362
pathetic
>>62187931
>tfw used to do this
I mean, its actually easier to eat
>>62188385
hold on Karl-Olov
Swedes invented hard bread pizza, the best pizza.
>>62187702
Che cazzo hai detto su di me, brutto figlio di puttana?
Ti farò sapere che sono passato per primo della mia classe d'esercitazione nei Navy Seals, e sono stato coinvolto in numerosi assalti contro Al-Quaeda, e ho oltre 300 omicidi confermati. Sono allenato nella guerriglia gorilla e sono il miglior cecchino delle intere forze Statunitensi. Per me non sei altro che un altro bersaglio. Ti spazzerò via con precisione che non è mai stata vista su questa terra, ricorda le mie fottute parole. Credi di poter farla franca dicendomi quella cazzata su Internet? Pensaci due volte, minchione. Mentre parliamo, sto contattando la mia rete segreta di spie sparse per gli Stati Uniti e il tuo IP sta venendo rintracciato proprio adesso quindi faresti meglio a prepararti per la tempesta, verme. La tempesta che spazza via la piccola e patetica cosetta che chiami la tua vita. Sei fottutamente morto, ragazzo. Posso essere ovunque, in qualsiasi momento, e ti posso ammazzare in più di 700 modi, ed è solo con le mie mani. Non solo sono rigogliosamente allenato nel combattimento corpo a corpo, ma ho accesso all'intero arsenale delle Corporazioni Marinare degli Stati Uniti, e ho intenzione di usarlo a pieno per spazzare il tuo miserabile culetto dalla faccia del continente, merdaccia. Se solo avessi saputo quali piaghe il tuo piccolo "Intelligente" commento avrebbe riversato su di te, forse ti saresti tenuto a freno la lingua. Ma non hai potuto, non l'hai fatto, e ora ne stai pagando il prezzo, dannato idiota. Infliggerò furia su di te come un getto di diarrea a spruzzo e tu ci annegherai dentro. Sei fottutamente morto, ragazzino.
>>62188626
I bow down to you're pizza skills.
>>62188676
No. Chicago pizza is pizza pie--more like crusted lasagna. That is New York style. I know this is bait but I am so triggered I'll do the CAPTCHA twice to comment.
>>62187837
More like that's the best show period
>>62188626
where the fuck is the meat
>>62189013
Both lose to Detroit. Pay tribute to the alpha
>>62187931
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>>62189107
haram
>>62188362
But still the brownest dirtiest sicilian is 10x more italian than you
>>62189044
This guy is best guy desu
Fuck Paulie
I felt sorry for Chris
Here is some traditional, authentic Italian music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRo-hzTTKUY
Our existence triggers Berlusconi.
>>62189107
A man is supposed to stick his penis through the hole in the middle and give the customer a good serving of man meat
>>62189151
Forgot picture
OOPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62189276
Big Sausage Pizza
I like Detroit style. I just don't eat pizza anymore.
This one always use to work
>>62189401
Accurate
>>62187931
This is not a gore thread
This strange winged dog with human hair is a symbol of my city. Not too far from here is the birthplace of Marko Polo, a famous Croatian explorer.
>>62189426
>>62189505
Not accurate
Vegan pizza is better than normal pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XshpX7XdvI
>>62189401
>tfw Poccия
>>62189401
Catalonia should be included for some extra salt
>>62189529
Porsche > Ferrari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSHL5_yIvII
>>62189401
[Pay debts]
>>62189634
i love you
>>62189197
>implying I said I was Italian
>implying "Italian Americans" are Italian either
I'm just glad I'm not descended from poor shitskins who did nothing but destroy the image of Italians abroad. My blue eyes are a testament to it. Still, it could be better. I'm unfortunately 25% Moortuguese, rest is north Italian.
>>62189573
Hello fellow North American
>>62189634
Porsche is literally beta-cuck tier sport car
>>62189573
You're Canadian
>>62189529
>>62189630
Come on, that doesn't look bad at all. Looks like it can be a really fresh light dish.
Amerifats just hate anything healthy.
>tfw don't feel like playing das3 past my third character
shit game
>>62189818
So much this.
>>62189789
people like Italians for the food, and the most famous Italian food (pasta, pizza) comes from the South, accept it and the fact that you're just barbarians who have nothing to do with the Romans
>>62189876
fuck no we're not
>>62187931
Move aside Antonio
yummy
>>62190648
gib rightful cley
>>62189753
:3
>>62189818
Only rappers, ar*bs and other white trash celebrities buys Italian sportscar. Meanwhile Porsche is driven by actual enthusiasts.
Also the greatest Ferrari driver who gave most of Ferrari's WCC was German.
>>62190648
Yes, you're OURS.
>>62187702
Just a shit american TV show, I don't care
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>>62191091
DELET THIS NOW!
>>62188362
>Italians here seem to hate southerners
Just banter
>>62188416
So?
>>62189281
REEEEEEEEEE
>>62189401
Shit this worked, I want to be in the we wuz romans
>>62189634
No that's just stupid
Italians have Arab paternal ancestry. Fucking greasy brown shits.
>>62191786
>>62190401
>muh food
Wow congrats.
What about the art, science, philosophy, literature, architecture, the famous fashion designers and sports cars, etc? Last I heard, most of those things were associated with the north and Tuscany for the most part, not the south. South Italy is also a pretty unpopular touristic destination. Most people go to Venice, Milan, Florence and Rome if they want to experience some actual semblance of civilization and culture. I want to visit Italy one day and I couldn't give a single fuck about going to the south besides for maybe seeing the ruins of Pompeii but it's still low priority.
>>62191943
>What about the art, science, philosophy, literature, architecture
there are many writers, artists, etc. from southern italy, you're just too ignorant to know them
>the famous fashion designers and sports cars
who cares
>South Italy is also a pretty unpopular touristic destination
it's not unpopular, it's less popular than northern italy
>if they want to experience some actual semblance of civilization
that's just your prejudice
>and culture
there's a lot of culture you're not aware of, because you're brazilian, not italian
>I want to visit Italy one day and I couldn't give a single fuck about going to the south besides for maybe seeing the ruins of Pompeii but it's still low priority.
and I don't want you here, stay in third world your shithole
>>62192086
*your third world shithole
>>62191786
>Switzerland
What's going on.
terroni on suicide watch
>>62192086
Holy shit, this terrono actually on suicide watch.
Stop giving a shit about your community and care about yourself so you can step out of your mental framework and recognise objective realities.
Literally the ONLY good part of Italy. The place where all the culture comes from.
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>>62191786
Oh wow
>Le guido meme
>Le bad pizza and pasta memes
>Le ketchup meme
>Le terroni meme
>Le mafia meme
>Le non white moors meme
>>62189281
Le ww2 war criminal slavshit scum "meme"
>>62189484
Le marko polo nikola tesla meme
Oh wow, yeah, so triggered, wow, pls stop I am furious, I am so angry right now.
Che negri del cazzo che siete, triggeratemi sto cazzo. Mi fa girare le balle il fatto che siate così inetti coi vostri memi vecchi e sorpassati, siete dei buffoni sfigati asociali senza una vita, selle vere merde autistiche che manco sono capaci a far incazzare la gente. Morite bastardi, fanculo tutti voi e soprattutto i quei froci del cazzo dei canadesi di merda .
>>62192505
t. filippo
>>62192505
t. pugliese furente
Niggertalians
>>62192505
>meme
>>62192086
>there are many writers, artists, etc. from southern italy, you're just too ignorant to know them
Way less than in the north or center. That's a fact. Renaissance started in Tuscany and then spread to Venice and the rest of the north. Southern Italy was mostly left out.
>who cares
Damage control.
>it's not unpopular, it's less popular than northern italy
It IS unpopular because only a mere 13% of the tourists go there despite the memes about the south being the main cultural exporter (of bad stereotypes maybe). I assume a good deal of those of those are just Americans visiting their families as well.
>>62192467
fuck off
Veneto is great
>>62192505
el terrONE senores
just call them terrones or polentani,some of them will get triggered
>>62188003
Use some vocals sometimes, dimitri bydlovich
>>62192086
>>62192505
/ita/ pls leave
>>62192728
t. filippo
Why are Italians so stupid? they built a city that sunk and a tower that's leaning
>>62189281
>>62188003
That's not funny, and I'm ashamed you are part of the same european union.
>>62188287
>Mfw the black guy in that show talked about how hard it was growing up in grangetown
>Mfw literally lived in grangetown for 14 years and never had trouble from anyone even though I was fat and had a massive 'punch-me' face, never even saw a crime being committed
>>62188003
"we will give our lives,but not trieste"?
with that u can make an italian ass hurt for few hours
use it well, it's a powerfull tool
it's basically italian kryptonits
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>>62192759
Canada, che cancro di nazione
>>62192851
>try to invade the peninsula/sardinia
>get killed
mmh...not sure what's triggering here
>>62192899
1 sandnigger ass burning here, one.
>>62192859
Admit it, we make great enemies.
>>62192943
you burned yourself? try to be more clear here, what's the matter friend?
>>62192610
Florence is considered south by northern italians
>>62193018
>arab in charge of banter
>>62193102
ma quando mai
>>62193018
>friend
t. coccolanegri
>>62193142
don't be so self-hating friend, at least you tried :)
![joe-giudice-800[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SJJtWAF.jpg "joe-giudice-800[1].jpg")
>>62192859
This guy will be deported back to Italy after his prison term is over. Enjoy another terrone.
>>62193176
Tutto ciò che sta al di sotto del Pò è sud, a seconda della maggior parte dei polentoni che ho incontrato in vita mia
>>62193207
really makes me think
I'm now a #freemissile
>>62193207
What did they mean by this?
>>62193202
No, he married an american, he is American, you keep that dindu
REAL way to eat spaghetti.
>>62193329
Back to mother Shitaly for Joe with the rest of the Moors.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3633501/Joe-Giudice-44-struggling-jail-s-paired-illegal-immigrants-s-claimed-definitely-deported.html
>>62193400
>Pasta and milk
Disgusting
>>62193102
That must be out of jealously. I would only consider Veneto better than it.
Who /brown&proud/ here?
https://youtu.be/YHdyyk5kYe4
>>62193619
the guy who made that video has many other accounts and apparently he's an underage romanian gypsy who pretends to be slovenian on the internet
>>62193619
me in the video
GREASY
WOP
BASTARDS
>>62187702
>Italians
>white
They look like Mexicans lmao
>>62193710
BEADY
ANGLO
BLOOD
>>62193712
none of them is more than half italian and some have south american heritage
>>62193619
hahahahaha
>>62193780
Nope, snooky was born in chile but she is a gypsy
>>62193712
Mexicans are beautiful people though, so than you for your compliment
>>62193619
The memes really got too you guys holy shit my sides are in orbit.
Trentino masterrace reporting here
Too many dindus here lately though, we gotta gib them to terroni veneti
>>62193903
You're welcome.
>le north italian germanic white meme
Kek sure
https://youtu.be/FdLig5mFTqg
>>62194393
>>>/ita/
>>62190401
Isn't lasagna from the north? Rissoto? They are popular here. Polenta is garbage though.
>>62193329
I hope he takes his whole shit family with him.
>>62194806
Risotto is a Northern dish, lasagne in general have a Southern origin but the bolognese variant is Northern
>>62193230
non è possibile, l'intera pianura padana (ergo anche l'emilia romagna) nonché la liguria e la toscana sono sempre state considerate parte del nord dal movimento leghista
che poi la toscana potrebbe anche fare un granducato a sè stante (cosa che gradirebbero) è un altro discorso
>>62194806
>Rissoto
Risotto
>Lasagna from the north
Almost
>Polenta is garbage
and you're waifu a shit
>>62194994
anyway, I still don't see why these threads are allowed here. Shouldn't this ebin dissing belong to /pol/ ? I usually see threads like this promptly deleted
>>62193780
One of the guys parents are from Sicily and I think one of the girls and two of the other guys are full Italian muh-heritage. Jwow isn't even remotely though.
>>62192505
Actually Giuseppe I was just discussing regional pizza types with a fellow Amerifat. This wasn't about you.
>>62195034
Sai perché il mare è salato? Perché tu hai tutta la sua dolcezza.
>>62195168
y-you t-too
have a gondola
>>62194393
It's funny because you can also make a video of this cherry picking dark Brits as well.
>>62195270
Spero che tu capisca qualcosa di respirazione artificiale, perché mi stai rubando il fiato.
>>62195365
ahem this is turning pretty gay tbqh
unless you're grill
>>62187702
Chicago deep dish is better than '''''''''''''''''''authentic''''''''''''''''''''''' Italian pizzas
>>62195399
Tuo padre era per caso un ladro? voglio scoparti Perché ha rubato le stelle dal cielo e le ha messe nei tuoi occhi.
>>62195415
triggered
>>62195474
pls staph I-I'm C-Catholic
>>62195530
Ehm...scusa questo posto è libero? E tu? Senza dubbio le uomini italiane sono le più belle del mondo
>>62195530
si prega di rispondere
>>62195659
>LE uomini
>LE più bellE
p-pls I-I'm a b-boy
>>62188287
What show is this, it looks like it would be very interesting
>>62196220
Wait what does "Tièèè" mean again?
FIAT a shit
Ferraris are meme machines and also FIAT, which is a shit
Lamborghinis are wider Audis
Maserati is FIAT and therefore a shit
DeTomaso used an all-American engine in its most famous car
Pagani was founded by an Argentinian and uses Mercedes-Benz engines
I am here, almost 4 in the morning, still awake, depressed, sad, a tear trickling down my cheek.
Then I see this thread, all the mean things you say, I am going to bed now, I hope I will never wake up.
>>62196848
I'm sorry
>>62196848
t. errone
>>62196484
It's like "Ah! Take this!" or "I won!"
Hopefully you get what I mean
>>62196516
That seems an abortion, but if you like it, have it. It's just not an italian pizza
>>62196528
>Fiat is shit
Pretty much so, still it managed to buy Chrysler somehow. There's been a moment they almost bought Opel too.
Anyway, it's a netherland company now and they build fiat in Poland.
Maserati, Ferrari and Lamborghini are different trademarks, completely unrelated, and they now belong to FCA.
>>62196848
Tranquillo, dai, sono una manica di idioti minorenni.
>>62196974
Yeah I knew it was like "Take this" but I thought it was referring to my penis
>>62197052
Well, this seems a case where I've to see the gesticulation
I hate to push the gesticulation meme, but... if I say "Tièè" and I indicate my penis, it's like "suck this"
Pretty harsh and terrone tbqh
Or, "Tièèè" and the cornuto symbol (pic related) that is, "you're waifu a whore"
Or, "Tièèè" when you give someone the finger ("go f*ck yourself", "you deserved it")
Some terroni say it when they try to wish you bad luck
It's generally not a nice thing to say
>>62197298
Oh I thought it was like foreplay
>>62197338
It doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing in some dialogues. Usually there are no many "èèèèè" anyway in these cases.
Example:
Mario: "I don't think you've studied enough for the exam"
Luigi: "Man, I need to pass it badly"
Mario: "Well, it may be to late...."
Luigi: "Tiè!" (+ cornuto symbol)
That's like "take back the bad luck you're wishing upon me." The "horns" in some regions belong to superstition beliefs about luck and shit
man it's late I go to sleep as well, cya
>>62197550
I see, grazie
>>62191786
>switzerland
what
>>62192086
>butthurt napolitANO
kek
