>Europeans eat white bread with sugar paste for breakfast
And they call us unhealthy for having potatoes and eggs.
The morning is the best time to eat carbs tho
I've seen idiots have coffee and a cigar while pretending to read the newspaper, then the malnourished souls are falling asleep 6 hours later
>>62172541
No we call you unhealthy because you consider fast food something to be eaten daily
>Be Unitedstatesian
>Eat deep frid butter with sugar coat.
>>62172541
>And they call us unhealthy for having potatoes and eggs.
Says who? When I think of Amerifat breakfast I think waffles, bacon and maple syrup
>>62172680
I eat breakfast and I still want to sleep at 10am every day
>>62173821
>British cuisine
I'd eat escargon over your crap any day
>>62172541
Oh Yellowstone god, please, unleash your fury and burn all those ameritards, purge the world from american scum
>>62173849
>escargon
what did he mean by this ? Some mix of escargot and esturgeon ?
>>62173849
>Poutine
>>62172541
I eat plain oatmeal and MAITORAHKA every day
I just eat a belvita brekfast biscuit and a large pot of high fat high protein Greek yoghurt.
That or an omelette with bacon and sausages if it's a weekend. I love weekends.
>>62172541
How about just a regular breakfast?
What's the best breakfast do you guys can think than is fast to make and good for you, after a coffee?
>>62174777
Nice trips
>>62174777
Cereal--the boxed or grain kind
>>62174752
Is this a meme? Do you dutch fags really eat slices of wheat bread with cheese slices on them for breakfast?
>>62174752
Doesn't it make your stomach hurt when you mix cheese with milk?
>>62174890
I don't eat that daily because currently I can't afford proper old cheese, but every three months I try to get some and then I'll eat it on brown bread for breakfast.
>>62174917
>stomach hurt when you mix cheese with milk
Excuse me, WHAT?
>>62174917
Not if you're white.
![img_2098_2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/khZNUm2.jpg "img_2098_2[1].jpg")
the best breakfast of all time in mackerel in tomato sauce on dark bread
any other people here eat fish for breakfast? it's my favourite (herring or mackerel usually)
>>62174890
>slices of wheat bread with cheese slices on them for breakfast?
It's literally the most average of breakfasts/dinners.
>>62175005
This is goat. I prefer the mackerel on toast though
>>62174917
>Russian science
>Yuropoors are posting their "breakfast" foods again
Of all the weird things about Yurop, what they consider to be breakfast foods is the weirdest, grossest, and most alien thing to me--even more so than the Swiss having sex with horses.
Ignore OP, croissants are considered normal here.
Normal American breakfast
>>62175005
I like tuna for dinner, but not in the morning. Wouldn't eat tomatoes in the morning, either, too acidic.
My usual breakfast is yogurt and three pieces of pic related.
>>62175005
I don't eat fish that often as a breakfast, mostly because a lot of people hate the smell.
>>62175107
are those the mysterious grits i've heard so much about
Avocado over toast and a poached egg on top for breakfast is tasty
>>62175209
Nope, just oatmeal.
Real breakfast
>>62172804
damn, you hit the nail on the head with that one
>>62174752
Looks quite simple and nice, might start trying this.
>>62175282
What is that mushy stuff?
Americans love having potatoes with breakfast.
>>62172541
you mean the french and other mediterranean """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>62175421
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
What did he mean by this?
>>62173849
Do you not like pies, cakes, roast dinners and cheese?
just cook some porridge. How hard can it be? fucking unitedstatians and southerners with their girly foods
>>62175005
Kippers are a popular breakfast thing here desu
>>62175523
Who got time for shit like that? My breakfast must be prepared and eaten within 10 minutes.
Another typical American breakfast
>>62175547
What "girly" foods?
>>62175580
Was talking about British cuisine desu
>>62175547
>eat porridge fucking loads for ages
>one day just can't stomach eating it any more
Why
>>62175360
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mang%C3%BA
>>62175547
I feel like the way we do breakfast is the best form of breakfast cuisine on the planet--in its own way atleast
Does /int/ like muesil?
>>62175741
>breakfast cuisine
Breakfast is just random food you eat so you're not hungry until lunch.
>>62175023
maybe not dinner but yeah this is as typical of a quick breakfast as I can imagine
>>62174890
>eating cereal
>over the age of 12
americans everyone
>>62175769
That's wrong
>>62175827
>not eating cereal
>not saving time if you woke up late and can't make anything else
finns everyone
>>62175828
It's pretty acurate though. Mostly some combination of food that you can grab quickly when you're sleep drunk while trying to shower, dress up, prepare lunch and find your keys at the same time.
>>62175769
That is exactly what it seems to be to you Yuropeans
Over here breakfast is a specific set of food types, prepared in specific ways, with other specific things, and they are eaten at specific temperatures and have to be eaten before a specific time of the morning--it is probably an extremely underrated part of American culture that is actually very developed.
People here do not break from these norms, ever, it is unheard of and there is something wrong with you if you do.
>>62175879
Bread is quicker and you can eat it while walking/driving or putting it in a bag and eat it at work
>>62175005
Canned tuna with a vegetable salad, if that counts
>>62175940
Who just wants to eat a piece of plain bread? The only bread I'd eat plain would be a croissant. Would it kill you to get up 30 mins early to have a proper breakfast?
>>62176011
>a piece of plain bread?
Who said plain, just throw some shit on it, like cheese, ham or some spread
>Would it kill you to get up 30 mins early to have a proper breakfast?
Actually, yes.
>>62176103
Americans like to sit down and out butter, eggs, or some sort of fruit spread on our toast. The food we eat on the would be bagels or donuts
>actually, yes.
That's too bad, you're missing out on some great foods
>>62176011
it's called a sandwhich retard
> Would it kill you to get up 30 mins early to have a proper breakfast?
what a terrible waste of 30 minutes. I wake up early every day and I eat a simple breakfast not because I have to but because I prioritize other things over it
>>62175879
correct answer is here >>62174067
>cost 70c
>ready to eat from fridge
>can down one 30 seconds
>21 grams of protein
>0.2% fat
>only 140 kcal
>21 FUCKING GRAMS OF PROTEIN
based ehrmann bringer of gains
>>62176293
Correct answer over here >>62175905
>>62176330
but I don't want to eat fried eggs or bacon or sugary chocolate poofs even if I had someone else cook them for me which I don't
>>62172541
>muh white bread
fuck off faggot
>>62174752
why is there a knife and a fork for some simple sandwiches?
>>62176624
I don't know. I just fold them up.
>>62175561
That looks really tasty.are they expensive?
That's what we usually get for breakfast, I see no problem with it tb h.
>>62176862
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=255969252
£1.56 so no lel
>eating weird shit for breakfast
how does one fuck up such a simple meal?
>>62176882
>He doesn't eat a choucroute every morning
>eating breakfast
grow up kids
>>62180152
>This is the kind of people that will complain about being hungry all morning long
>>62175766
Yessss
bulgar bulgar
>>62180277
БУЛГAP БУЛГAP
>>62175766
Muesli is disgusting, and I don't know how anyone can eat it.
It tastes like wood shavings.
>>62180334
[bulgars internally]
>>62180334
but where is jogurt
>>62180468
[bulgars externally]
>>62180334
contributing
>not eating buttered toast with 2 softboiled eggs and tea for breakfast
>>62180481
we usually add it to main dishes after they are done or eat it straight up with sweets as a desert
not really a breakfast food in my experience
![molineraoctopen[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/44f3uk8.jpg "molineraoctopen[1].jpg")
Who else /cannedoctopusontoast/ here?
>>62175005
I use to do some sprats on rye and it was GOAT, though it made my breath smell like shit.
>>62180843
I love everything octopus related, it's simple oil or some sauce?
>>62175107
>>62175281
thats not normal. for middle class fags maybe, but thats not most of the country anymore
>everyone is posting their huge breakfasts
>it's 3 pm and all i've had today is juice
it sucks being a poor fag
>>62172541
Will Americans ever learn that europe is more than one country?
>>62174890
>Do you dutch fags really eat slices of wheat bread with cheese slices on them for breakfast?
It's the most eaten breakfast AND lunch here.
![13331323[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eYYtj3q.jpg "13331323[1].jpg")
>tfw i unironically started eating this for the past few months
it's the GOAT breakfast food.
>>62174890
>Do you dutch fags really eat slices of wheat bread with cheese slices on them for breakfast?
Everyone eat shit like that here for breakfast
>>62185150
No, and they will always claim their states are diverse as Europe.
>>62172541
Why Americans are always so obsessed with food?
Why does it bother you what do others eat?
Pic related is literally the most advanced I bother going for breakfast.
Most of the time. I just eat black bread with whatever topping I got in the fridge though
>>62185285
Why do Russian stomachs hurt when they mix cheese and milk?
The best tbqh
>>62185253
Only my country, than is smaller than texas is more varied than USA.
I like toast with peanut butter or cheese, feels me up.
>>62172541
Plenty of euros eat potatoes and eggs for breakfast.
The problem in the states is that lots of people who eat "potatoes and eggs" for breakfast are the fat fucks who eat two Jimmy Dean microwave breakfast burritos every fucking day.
>>62185853
>potatoes and eggs for breakfast
ehh
>>62185853
Who the fuck eats potatoes and eggs for fucking breakfast?
>>62185853
First time i Heard it. It's an irish/latvian thing?
Why do entire countries have the same eating habits anyway?
How the fuck does that happen?
>>62186235
Culture?
>>62182002
My favorite are the ones that come in a garlic sauce
>>62186295
Yeah but in a practical sense. I don't tell my neighbor what he should be having for breakfast. Yet you know he's just making sandwiches. Probably tiger bread with cheese, meat or peanut butter.
And I don't tell him to mash his food. Yet he probably does.
>>62186147
hashbrowns, eggs, and bacon together are pretty standard american breakfast items
But Potatoes and eggs are healthy.
Donuts and (fast food) hamburgers aren't tho.
That's why you guys die a lot because of heart attacks.
>>62172541
That looks delicious tbqh
>>62179989
>alsace
>sauerkraut
Who would have thought?
>>62186235
Well it's natural to go for staple grains in the morning, and Americans choose eggs over cold cuts or cheese because our egg lobby made or easier
The only mystery is why the fucking Brits put a can of baked beans on bread instead of those things
>>62186856
What are you trying to imply here Anon
>>62174890
>Do you dutch fags really eat slices of wheat bread with cheese slices on them for breakfast?
And dinner.
Although often its cold cuts instead of cheese. But some cheese on the side is nice.
I'm hungry
>>62180334
I want that qt mug
I havent had breakfast in a week cause I cant afford avocados.
>>62192504
>fish for breakfast
>>62175547
>anything that isn't plain horse feed is girly
Is this how Scandinavians defend their terrible food? To feel manly you dip everything in lye and let it rot for a month?
>>62193490
Do you even have a vague idea what we actually eat?
>>62174890
I hate murricans so much
>>62193928
Why do Germans stick parsley on top of every single dish, and I mean every single one that isn't raw pork? That's psychotic, cuz.
>>62194163
It's a stock image... It's supposed to look fresh and healthy... No one does this, except maybe women because they think it's actually healthy
hard to beat a bowl of these in the morning
>he doesn't skip breakfast, having only coffee or tea
>doesn't proceed to have eggs and sausage in the afternoon
>>62172680
i took one meal a day (evening) for a year and i was working all day
>>62194496
>>62194564
>muh skinnyfit
Why can't people worldwide just be reasonable and have a couple of pieces of bread, butter and marmalade with their stimulant of choice in the mornings? All of these cupcakes and pancakes and heavy stews just don't seem like breakfast fare. Too heavy.
>>62194422
>not frosted shreddies
step it up son
>>62174028
>He says poutine
>He posts a putain
What did he mean by this
>>62174067
How plain. Matches the Finnish outlook as well. Bleak, hopeless, and dreary.
>>62174752
Let's not forget you Dutch faggots eat bread with chocolate sprinkles
Stop being a fucking meme
>>62194728
nah mate i just very rarely eat breakfast
and i for my work i had to stay light and the eating break was only 25 minutes at most
>>62194905
Still not as much of an affront against good taste as fried chicken with waffles and whipped cream t.b.h. m'nig (my nigga)
>>62175473
Mediterranean = subhuman niggers
>>62172541
Nah I eat 2 slices of Knäckebröd for breakfast everday
If you don't have a sweet breakfast you are retarded. And why would any North/central europeans post in any food thread, go away with that beta food.
>>62195006
Kill yourself you fat piece of shit
>>62195093
yer a fecking knacker, m8.
>>62180277
>>62180334
The only breakfast itt that actually looks appetizing. Not too greasy, but not peasant-tier like the rest of western Europe.
>>62195156
So, let me get this straight, you refuse to eat certain foods because it's "low status"..?
>>62195121
I'd tell you the same but ISIS seems to be doing the job just fine.
>meat/fish for breakfast
>vegetables for breakfast
>ANY salted thing other than eggs/cheese for breakfast
kill youselves
breakfast of the gods
>>62194841
>yogurt
>break hopeless, dreary
I'll fight you
>>62193358
>>62196402
Shoo shoo goyim
>>62194983
>fried chicken with waffles and whipped cream
Filthy slander, whipped cream only goes on chickenless waffles. Chicken 'n waffles can have syrup or gravy
