Why there are no Austrians on /int/?
We have so much eurofaggots here, but one good country has little to none posters.
Hmmm...
Full of niggers and muslims fuck austria
>>62171787
I post very regularly. Austrians just hate people in general, especially people from other countries.
There are a few of them in /deutsch/.
You wouldn't understand their sophisticated memes.
>>62171938
How's things there, m8?
>>62171939
>You wouldn't understand their sophisticated memes.
Correct, Austrian memes are truly top notch and very complex.
>>62172042
Heil Hofer!
>>62172067
What's Hofer?
Is it edible?
>>62172206
Is Azerbaijan brown people? Are you Muslims?
>>62172270
We come in all colours.
We are mostly muslims, tho Iran clergy calls us heretics condemned to hell for some reason.
>>62172315
Then fuck off and die, try invading turkey or something. Spreng dich weg.
>>62172367
PMS much, m8?
>>62172423
Nobody likes Muslims, especially in Austria. I thought you were aware of that. We are very xenophobic in general.
>>62172461
Been there, never encountered even a bit of hostility from austrians.
Cmon m8, save your scary tales for someone who don't leave home.
>>62172517
Of course not, tourism is a huge business for Austria. But we literally hate each other, people in general and especially people from other cultures. Austrians are incredibly hostile and opportunistic.
>>62172610
Hawara beruig di a bisserl
>>62172610
Nah, if there's even a slight dislike, I sense it immediately. Maybe, you just have problems with people and think everyone is like that?
Open your heart, m8, is there anything you want to talk about?
>>62172610
Good thing that austrians are minority in Austria
Tbqh I like Austria a lot. It's the one and only actually civilized country that neighbors us.
The rest should be nuked.
>>62172689
Los mi den kamötreiber vaorschen.
>>62172692
M8, we gave birth to Hitler and a bunch of rapists and in the end we got away with joining germany.
>>62172694
Go and shoot up some Krokodil, Pjotr.
>>62172774
<3 Hungary. KuK when?
>>62171787
> Why there are no Austrians on /int/?
They are all contained in /deutsch/.
>>62172843
Unironisch, viele Österreicher können kein gscheites Englisch.
>>62172779
Hitler wasn't a bad guy, just misunderstood. And everyone have rapists.
And there's nothing bad in joining Germany.
>>62171787
Because just like Wolbenk Amadej Mocart, they are actually posting under the Slovene flag.
>>62171787
>>62172941
Excuse me, Volbenk*
>>62172931
How can you type with your dick stuck inside a goat? Do you have WiFi out there?
>>62171787
normie cunts
>>62172779
>mfw dumb foreigners think Hitler was some kind of monster
He was just your average, upstanding Austrian lad desu
>>62173116
I'm tired now, this thread is retarded, go fuck yourself.
>>62173047
I prefer female bears, goats are filthy.
And how's dick related to typing, do you type with dick there or something?
>>62171787
He was german though, fuck you austrians.
>>62172931
>Hitler wasn't a bad guy, just misunderstood.
>>62172315
Why do they call you heretics?
>>62173212
See: >>62173209
I'll take a nap now, you're retarded and nobody loves you, please die in a fire.
>>62173304
Dunno m8, they're just strange.
I told one you can drink at night because Allah is asleep and cant see you and he called me kafir.
>>62173311
Good night, m8.
Hope a good nap can cure you.
>>62171873
>>62172694
Why so angry Slovakbro? I thought we wuz homies n sheeit.
>>62174046
kek never change anon your posts always make me laugh
>>62171823
These niggas are so ass-head, that they believed bullshit like it's hot.
>>62172694
Oh snap
>>62174046
Nice job.
>>62174046
I'm back, that was a long nap. Have you killed yourself yet?
>>62185249
Fuck off Seppl
t. Nürnberg
>>62185437
Niemand interessiert sich hier für dich. Geh.
Austria is like an upgraded version of Germany?
>>62185750
We're like Bavaria mixed with Switzerland and with Slavic influences.
>>62185249
Yes, but the shaman came and resurrected me.
And said he will turn me to a village girl if I suicide again.
Sorry me, I let you down.
>>62185750
Austria is discount Germany with a surplus of slavs. They're stuck-up cunts with an inferiority complex towards Germany.
If you're looking for a decent version of Austria, go to Bavaria
I'm American and I lived in Austria for about four years. They are fairly anti-social, grumpy people and are actually pretty major technophobes. They rarely leave the "base" of the internet (ie Facebook, Google, 9gag, Austrian/German sites) let alone end up in some underground anime imageboard.
tl;dr: they are humongous internet normies.
Still love the country, though.
>>62185944
So current Austria is something totally different from Austro-Hungary one? It was one of the most cosmopolitan empires back then.
>>62185944
>They are fairly anti-social, grumpy people and are actually pretty major technophobes
All of those are correct.
>>62185875
>will turn me to a village girl if I suicide again.
Hot. Do it.
>>62186028
No, it's just disgruntled WE WUZ ethnic Austrians being overrun by the former peoples of the A-H "Empire"
Austria is just an embarrassment, and I say this as a Bavarian
>>62186055
>hot
You apparently didn't saw our village girls...
>>62186244
I'm very desperate and I could always put a bag over your head.
>>62186028
If you mean "are there lots of people of varied ethnic backgrounds from former imperial countries", then yes. Even those people are fully Austrian culturally and don't like outsiders, though.
>>62186298
I won't come near a man without a ferrari and yacht if I were a woman, so fuck off, m8.
>>62186341
>don't like outsiders, though. I somehow had very cosmopolitan image of Austria based on Wien in until before WWI
Sounds interesting.
>>62186111
>I say this as a Bavarian
oh that means something
>>62186244
Aren't Azeri girls not affected by 'mehmet my son' Balkanlar genetics? Or at least Slavic genetics?
>>62186364
I own a house and almost 30k worth of audio gear. Does that count?
>>62186401
Village ones a result of "I rather marry a bird in a sky than someone from outside" ideology, m8.
>>62186442
Dude, a vase in our house doorway costs more than that.
>>62186401
>oh that means something
Is that sarcastic? Sorry German autism kicking into overdrive
We're often said to be clones of Austrians, this mostly comes from other Germans
>>62186545
>Dude, a vase in our house doorway costs more than that.
30k € and not Azerbaijingles or whatever your currency is.
>>62186442
fuck off DJ Ötzi
>>62186601
Were counting in bucks, m8.
>>62186564
from visiting you while living in Austria I can say you're very similar in terms of attitude. One of the first things I saw when I first arrived in Munich was a shoving match between two middle class old men on the steps down to the Ubahn. I could barely believe I left. I can't say anything about political differences though.
>>62186608
>thread about Austria
>only Austrian is told to leave
Niemand interessiert sich hier für dich, Piefke.
>>62186683
I don't own that many buckets.
>>62171787
don't yall rayciss crakaz no dat mozar be black
>>62186719
Ok, herr Autist, dollars. Murrican ones.
>>62186762
Just because his skin is white doesen't mean he isn't black, you racist fuck.
>>62186836
>dollars. Murrican ones.
I don't own any oil barrels either, wtf is wrong with you.
>>62186924
Give me a rest, you faggot.
I just found out I'm going to be father of two next year.
>>62186564
>Is that sarcastic?
Eh I didn't say it ironically. I just find it interesting that Austria is something completely different from their historical empire
>>62186545
>I rather marry a bird in a sky than someone from outside
Sounds like they will look more like something Kurd than anything Balkan
>>62187050
Kill them then kill yourself. They'll never amount to anything anyway. You'll just do the world a favor.
>>62187170
Nah, thanks Darwin they don't look like kurds.
They look like perfect women from old times, all buffed up from work and hair colour burned out because of exposure to sun. Only plus side is that they can prepare anything from almost nothing.
>>62187199
Don't worry, I'll send both to Vienna when they grow up so they could get a decent education and become a good people :)
>>62187407
>Vienna
Will be nuked at some point anyway. Have fun in that cesspool.
>>62187732
>nuked
With what, Fritzle's socks?
I think we're more common than Danes desu
>>62188079
You step on a fucking dane everytime you step on /int/, m8.
>>62187824
Free energy bombs. Not that you'd understand the theory behind them.
>>62188380
>free energy
Are you a gypsy that connects wiring to other people's energy cables?
>>62188501
You're clueless, you swallow everything the american media is telling you, right? We can make paths to parallel universes and use the converging energies, we've had this technology for over 80 years now but they're trying to make us forget. But as I said, a shitskin probably doesn't understand the theory behind it.
>>62188704
Why in the world should I want to understand it when I can generate 150 GW by rubbing my dick against a uranium pillar?
>>62188824
>GW
Conventional units of measurements don't even work for what I'm trying to tell you. It's free energy, it's limitless and can be used by anyone, yet you want to suck Americas dick and burn some more oil like a primitive monkey. But what do I expect from a fucking shitskin.
>>62188915
>burn oil
We use renewable sources, you anti-envoirment faggot.
>>62189029
Oh please, your solar cells and wind farms are nothing but small engines that burn preset amounts of oil. You have been tricked into thinking that you can somehow harvest power from the sun. How would that even work? The sun is an implosion generator and it is cold, how would you be able to harvest energy from its "heat"? Are you really this stupid?
>>62189180
Dude, wut?
We place a few hundred people in a chamber and torture them, their desperation and agony works up The Elricht Machine and it powers a few dosen cities.
People are always the cheapest source of pretty much anything, no need for stars and wind.
>>62174046
We're making deals with Israel that's why.
>>62189180
>You have been tricked into thinking that you can somehow harvest power from the sun
Are you serious?
Except for rare geothermic sources and nuclear material every speck of energy on Earth originates from the Sun, what the fuck are you on about?
>>62189312
I'm taking another nap. I'll be back in approximately 2 hours. That should give you enough time to read up on the subject. I'm not expecting much from a shitskin but we'll see.
Heil!
>>62189385
Didn't anyone told them that our foreign policies are not their fucking business?
>>62189408
And he fell for it...
>>62189421
I will be drinking like hell by then.
Don't forget to take your daughter out of cellar, she needs a fresh air.
>>62189408
The sun is COLD you idiot.
>>62189503
I'm off now, you are draining my existence with your stupidity. See you in 2 hours.
>>62189572
Good night, son of seven fathers.
Where are the lefties in Austria concentrated? Are there many commies?
>>62189572
Kill yourself
this thread is great I love Azerbaijan now
