In your country what happens if you bump into someone while walking
>Canada
>They apologize
>You apologize
you stare at each other for 5 seconds then turn around and keep walking
>>62169842
Both apologize or at least should, foreigners usually just dont notice the apology.
depends who you bump into
>white/black/asian
keep walking and mutter sorry
>Muzzie
EY WOLLA WAT DOE JE BETER GA JE JE KANKEROGEN WASSEN
you check if your wallet is still here
>>62169998
>EY WOLLA WAT DOE JE BETER GA JE JE KANKEROGEN WASSEN
I have at the same time no idea and every idea what this statement means
>>62169842
same
Most people apologize
Chinks keep walking and pretend it never happened.
80% apologise
5% don't even care
Rest 15% will start a fight and both call upon a bunch of people to back up in the fight
Out of the fucking way cunt!
>>62169842
both apologize quickly while avoiding direct eye contact but still turning their head halfway towards each other as a sign of recognition
>>62169842
Flag
Apologies are exchanged and then continue doing whatever it was they were doing.
>lo siento amigo
>no problem jose
>>62169842
>>They apologize
>>You apologize
This, but in a sort of passive mumble.
>>62169842
If he\she belongs to a higher stratum then you have to apologize. This is what it looks like here.
>>62173258
>Rest 15% will start a fight and both call upon a bunch of people to back up in the fight
When you have so many people it must be 24/7 chaos!!
>>62170111
the amount of stories I hear of aussies getting pick pocketed in france makes me think this isn't some spicy meme
Yell out either
> Ayy yo, I'm walkin 'ere
> Get your face out of the gabagool and watch were youse is goin
> Whoa there partner
Depending on where I am in the country
Raise my hand without make eye contact. If I bump into somebody's back and they can't see it immediately I just give them a tap on the shoulder (is the hand gesture common btw?)
if person you bumped on drops something you say sorry and help him/her lift that up and again sorry and that's it
>>62174484
>>62174484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA
>>62176873
What if you bump into a serb?
get beaten up and apologize
>>62176946
you say 'oprosti' and he says 'izvini' and you say that izvini is wrong word and that he should go back to belgrade or some other shithole, and than he says that you are a dirty ustasha, and than you knock him out and smash his car.
>>62177050
Wow you Turks are really rude to white people
>>62177110
and if it is a serbian female you say 'oprosti' and invite her to your weekend house on seaside .
>>62169842
We could all probably save a lot of time and trouble by shoving Canadians into them.
>>62174586
Literally the exact same thing here.
>They Apologize
>I keep walking
What are u guys? A bunch of cucks?
>>62172312
So true.
Fucking chinks.
If it's a guy, you have to fight.
If it's a girl, you have to marry her.
>>62176903
Fucking LMAO
Can I have more please sir?
If it's a normal human being-we apologize.
If its a serb we kill him.
>bumped on one rages
>bumping one does not apologize
>bumped on one starts a fight
>general rage
>crowd makes a circle around
>might imply death if its past 6pm and there are no cops around
i avoid crowded places and always keep at least 3m of distance while walking on the street. this is a human jungle.
>>62178458
Good.
Weak must fear the strong.
Just smile and make an apologetic face. Optionally say sorry. Move on.
>>62178362
And If it's a gay, you have to kill him.
>>62178635
You can't bump into a gay, unless you're floating about 40 meters high.
>sorry
>no problem
Then the nigger proceeds to steal the wallet
>say OPA and keep walking
I do that too, can't even control it. It's pretty rude.
>>62169842
Hardcore anal sex
>>62178635
That happens in Russia as well doesn't it?
>>62170111
Kek this
>>62169842
>both say sorry
>I stole his wallet
>He stole mine
>Both hurry to ATM, but the cards are already blocked
>Bump into a stranger
>*unsheathes katanas*
>Heh... nothing personell kid
>>62169842
>Colombia
>you apoligize
>If is a women, she apologize, if is a men, he chide you.
It's mostly just apologies but sometimes people see it as an excuse to make some small talk. Immigrant scum bump into people on purpose and try to fight.
>>62178295
b-but algerian and moroccans are different n sheit
>>62169842
First this >>62170111 and then this >>62174586
>>62174420
A know a bunch of people to back me up myself
>>62179591
First you steal our couscous, now you steal our social habits? not cool.
>>62174474
if you're in a Parisian tourist trap, that's the first thing you have to think about.
>I apologize
>They're keep walking
>>62179965
>First you steal our couscous, now you steal our social habits?
Nah man, it's our heritage from you lot after all, there are 10 millions arabs in Hueland
>>62180222
All those arabs are Lebs and they have nothing to do with couscous
Culture thieves :^)
>>62180279
>>62169842
>both have steamy sex in the floor
>>62180399
Don't make me do it
>>62173258
Same in my country
>>62180615
You can't.
You are not strong enough to get rid of me.
>>62169842
>Excuse me
>Excuse me
If it's a chav and I stepped on his shoe?
Get stabbed
If it's a working class person?
Both apologise to one another.
If it's a middle class/aristocratic person?
Get looked down upon like the scum I am.
We have a very established class system.
>>62180832
How did you see through my ruse
>>62169842
50% chance they give a quick "sorry" and keep walking
25% chance they don't even notice (or pretend not to notice) and keep on walking
20% chance they stop and apologize properly before moving on
5% chance they try to start shit
>>62180943
Because I'm the same, maroccobro
>"aye, my bad dude"
>"don't worry about it bro"
t. California
>anteeksi
>ei se mitään
