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What kind of jokes do you use to make a pass at cute girls?
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"Do you know why hospitals in England has no toilets?" I said

"Oh it's interesting! Why?" A Girl said

"Because most of the doctors in England are Indian!" I said

"Oh my godness! What a cool guy! Kiss me"
Girl completely fall in love
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>>62167179
So, what is the name of that vidya
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>>62167179
>TRYING TO FLIRT WITH A GIRL BY SAYING JOKES
ARE YOU 12?
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>>62167179
Your mom needs a son-in-law, doesn't she?
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>>62167241
Please tell me how to get a girl then m8
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>>62167342
she need to feel secure, so have a good job or be a tough guy
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>>62167179
Don't struggle or make a sound and this will end fast
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>>62167979
When do you say nice jokes then?
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>>62167342
tell me how to get a japanese girl
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>>62168545
Rub your dick on them in the subway , just like in the movies. They secretly get off to it
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>>62167179
Lol
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"what do you call a guy with iq lower than a monkey?"
"what?"
"a jap"
"ahahaha omg my fuckin sides lmao just impregnate me already"
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>>62168562
Why don't you get German girl?
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>>62168674
What a boring joke
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>>62168683
They have betrayed me and I'd like to try something new.
Are they really docile and caring?
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>>62169176
Just go to Japan. They like white boys there.
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>>62169176
Yes
Come to Japan
If you don't mind, introduce your sister to me
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>>62169233
I was there but I had no luck.
I don't know how normies, who tell me made up stories about how they met up with tons of beautiful girls do it. I'm not even ugly.
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>>62169483
I don't have a sister, sorry.
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>>62169513
Hm

I was not in Japan but I was in China and South-East Asia and I met lots of great and beautiful girls

Maybe Japan is different
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>>62169588
It's strange, yes.
I once used Tinder in Japan, Korea and Taiwan with a GPS spoofer.
I got way more matches in Korea and Taiwan. I think japanese girls are more desired than other asian girls and therefore are really picky just like white girls.
I could be wrong though.
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