>had a flight to Copenhagen
>volcano erupts in iceland
>planned a vacation in Paris
>terrorist attack
>work visit to Ankara
>a fucking coup
Where should I go next?
>>62164990
NOT HERE
wanna know why?
Go to Germany
>>62165091
Was there already, m8.
Nothing out of ordinary happened, if we don't count some faggot trying to hit on my sis and getting a well deserved rest in nearest bush.
>>62165091
Also, why?
>>62165111
>wanting to ruin Germany
How about I book a month vacation in Poland, near russian border?
>>62165241
'CAUSE WE'RE FULL
>>62164990
Israel
>>62165419
Don't worry, I'll kick you out when I come.
>>62164990
how about going home?
you don't want it?
>>62165421
This
>>62165635
I'm already home, m8.
>>62165677
where do you live
>>62165349
Go to Kraków in the end of July, lots of people will be there because pope.
>>62165754
Baku, Azerbaijan, Little Fortress st. 47/2.
You can send me a postcard if you want.
>>62165677
oh,welcome back :)
>>62165871
Thanks m8.
Tho I consider whole universe my home, so I'm always back at home whenever I'm changing my location.
Fills me with joy and relaxation.
![Bakü_gece_görünüşü[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eAGrMS0.jpg "Bakü_gece_görünüşü[1].jpg")
>>62165907
wew
wasn't expecting that
>>62165962
Part I live is more like this.
>>62165808
You really shouldn't post your address on 4chan, m8.
>>62165907
sounds nice
I want to do that like you but it is so hard for me in reality.
![Bakutaxi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uW00w2q.jpg "Bakutaxi[1].jpg")
>>62166087
>copying our taxis
for shame Azerbaijan
>>62166089
I just wan't to test my security system, m8.
Spent a small fortune on it and still no burglars...
>>62166098
Well, it kinda comes with age and lots of travel.
You realize that wherever you go, people/grass/sky/water are same and you become enlightened.
>>62166140
>copying
More like bying from UK, about 50 cars at 2008.
Also, there's no shame in adopting good things from abroad.
>>62166149
wow great
Thank you for advice to me :D
Here please. It's the Twilight Zone, nothing ever fucking happens here. Gimme some excitement.
>>62166331
you've had a colourful enough history to be honest
Azerbaijan is pretty baller, please don't ever go full kebab.
t. Atletico fan
>>62166365
True enough but nothing real happened since WW2. We're getting rusty, dad.
>>62164990
Come here pls we need a happening.
Please come to Brazil
![energy-of-azerbaijan-harry-potter-and-the-2916508[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BnARyvI.png "energy-of-azerbaijan-harry-potter-and-the-2916508[1].png")
>>62166388
>>62166312
You welcome, m8.
>>62166331
Did you hear an ancient Chinese curse?
"May you live in interesting times".
Anyway, one time I was in Malta, pub fight occured. I walked trough all fucking bars in Dublin for a fight and no luck, and in fucking Malta, bar fight. Seriously...
>>62166388
Actually, we're going in opposite direction, so rest assured.
>>62166405
Been there too, m8.
Nothing happened, except that I learned that Finns are very well-mannered and hospitable people.
>>62166425
I don't think even I can make things worse in there, m8.
>>62166481
>Actually, we're going in opposite direction, so rest assured.
What neighbouring countries do you have the closer ties with? You're in a very shitty part of the world; if the region destabilizes it may hit you eventually, and Turkey is likely to kebabize in the near future.
>>62166481
Yes I know of it, from Discworld actually. Jesus H Christ that's amusing actually.
>>62166654
Turkey and Georgia.
Bear in mind that our leadership holds enemies far and friends even further and avoids associating with anyone. Destabilization is not a problem, we survived far worse times.
>>62166690
RIP sir Terry.
Anyway, there's a Chinese curse, but it goes "May your name be mentioned in history books", which is pretty close.
>>62166481
How can you afford all your trips and all the free time? How much do you earn?
>>62166894
Got a paid 45 days a year, plus inherited almost all family wealth, m8.
Father told me to travel as much as I can when he was alive, so that's my way of honoring his memory.
>>62166992
You seem an alright lad. Ever been to Madrid? Did you like it?
>>62167083
Just once.
Been in Ibiza tons of times tho, it's my kind of place.
If you just get rid of drunk old brits there it would be a paradise.
>>62167164
I'm not big on partying; prefer it chill. If you liked Ibiza, try Menorca, it's less crowded and about as nice, especially if you can rent a boat and go round the isle. Andalusia is pretty nice at places, and the Alhambra is a must-see.
>>62167284
Nah, I prefer more people, it's more fun.
Alhambra is amazing. I hate historical places and hype around them, but there is really comfy.
Also, I plan on going to Tenerife for my wedding anniversary this year, it's a favourite spot of tourists from here and all say it's a really good place.
>>62167422
Should I visit Azerbaijan for a few days if I'm in the region? What to do?
>>62165677
>>62165504
>>62164990
You seem like the kind of guy I would hang out with.
>>62167465
Get a sunburn, visit beaches, eat cheap caviar and go clubbing.
If you can speak with british accent, you'll get tons of halfbreed girls, who are all super hot.
>>62167577
I assume this is all in Baku? Anywhere else?
Unfortunately I'll have to try and make do with my current accent.
>>62167708
Else is hot springs at south, hunting and hiking at north and god tier nature at central part.
And for gods sake, don't visit western areas aside from Ganja, when I hear stereotypes about murrican rednecks I think people who made them were here.
>>62167818
Thanks pal.
>>62167708
>>62167818
Also, in case you love industrial places like I do, there are tours to Oil Rocks, costs about 20 bucks.
Hows the relation with Armenia and Georgia?
>>62165907
What do you do?
>>62168166
10/10 with Georgia and armenia/10 with armenia.
>>62168247
You mean for a living?
Or right now?
>>62168032
Looks pretty great.
Any specific places to base oneself in the North or Central?
What's in Ganja?
So I had a trip a few weeks ago.
>go to France
>terrorist attack
>go to Italy
>train crash
>go to Poland
>?????
>>62168355
>go to Poland
>Have a relaxing vacation because Poland isn't invaded with rapefugees.
>>62168248
Hows possible a 10/10 with Georgia? Dont bait me.
>>62168341
North - Balakan, Qakh, Qusar.
Central - Sheki, Ismayilli.
Ganja is an old city, where people are so chill you think you're in some kind of elf land. Also, they play street football all day, and usually tourist join teams. There are legends there "About that red guy who scored 12 goals in half a hour".
>>62168355
Well, it's still Poland, so it's pretty bad.
>>62168472
Why not?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azerbaijan–Georgia_relations
They're basically our only friends, since Turkey is more like a brother.
>>62168540
Sorry for coup :^)
>>62168617
>that
>coup
I knew all along it was a theatre, m8.
I still remember the 80's and how you do coups.
>>62165808
you know what, I'll send you a postcard of my hometown if I am in the city again. It might takes some time though.
>>62168833
Thanks, m8.
I'll send you a set of tea glasses back :)
>>62168540
Wew, its sad then. I guess the only ally Armenians have its Russia.
>>62164990
>Where should I go next?
Saudi Arabia
>>62165907
really makes u think
>>62168978
>ally
More like a master.
It's their own fault anyway, if they didn't started a war back then, we wouldn't have aliyevs and our pipelines would go through armenia to europe, thus making them quite wealthy in the process.
>>62169012
2boring4me
Tho there are some very interesting things there, but not for everyone.
>>62169432
Darn: I just wanted HAPPENINGS in Saudi...
You indicated an appreciation for nature in one of your previous posts; have you travelled to Sweden yet?
>>62164990
Visit us.
>>62169543
Yep.
Very nice country, if you don't count large amount of women that have square jaws and look like men with long hair.
>>62169560
Praha is nice :)
>>62169072
My next-door neighbors are from Georgia. Theyre very nice people but now I understand why they left that shithole.
>>62169792
Eh, how comes?
>>62165808
Hey if you're still here, I'll visit you. I'm in Baku also
>>62170044
Nah, I'm at summer home atm.
Sorry m8.
>>62170102
Damn that sucks. Would've been fun to goto Giz Galasi with you
>>62170134
Eh, I got bored with that place for years now.
Just under it is a caffee called "Old Baku", few steps to the right when you're facing it. Best tea and hookah in Baku.
>>62164990
Go to the U.S. I want a happening and an aftermath.
>>62169660
<3 thanks <3 I also think Belgrade is nice
>>62169949
He used to be a policeman. I used to think that Georgia was atleast a decent country.
Now I see, dont get me wrong, I understand that you have to defend your "country" but I cant respect the enemies from Armenia, Never.
>>62170232
I'll check it out. I'm only here for a couple more days before I leave back to the US. Btw, know any good museums?
>>62170320
Lmao.
I don't know what armos do to make everyone believe they're angels, but seems like they're far better in that than in sustaining a liveable country.
>>62170344
Museum of rugs in boulevard, museum of Nizami, archive of National Library (defacing a book results in immediate deportation), museum of literature at Nizami street.
Mardakan museum of family is nice, but it's a little outside of city.
>>62170420
Any historical ones? Mainly regarding wars and such? Thanks for the list tho fampai
>>62170503
National Museum of History, it's just outside Sahil subway station, look for a building that looks like it's been brought from Venice.
Also, Qobustan, but it's a middle of snake season, so I don't recommend you going there.
You welcome, m8. Enjoy your stay.
I like Azeris
>>62170627
Thanks a lot senpai. I'll visit it in a couple of days.
>>62168285
Both
>>62170732
You welcome, m8.
Stay away from trouble.
>>62170851
Right now, chilling in our summer house near the shore.
I work as an engineer for BP, in offshore platform.
>>62170888
You lucky fuck if only I didn't suck in math.
You are Azeri or just currently live there?
>>62171142
Azeri.
>lucky
Lmao. Got me seven years of studying and two years lost in SOCAR to get here, m8.
>>62171193
SOCAR
>>62170888
Check em. And my mom is curious, what's the cheapest way to goto Atesh Gah?
>>62168492
>Ganja
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>62171193
SOCAR are they bad to work for?
>>62165907
>whole universe my home
Please don't consider France your home, you little Muslim chink <3
>>62171249
Go to Koroghlu subway station and pick a bus to Surakhani, last stop is Ateshgah. Uber is better tho.
>>62171350
It basically consists of few men in leading positions and their relatives all over the company. That's why this country has no industry, fucking tribe mentality in the middle of 2016.
>>62171455
I don't trust Uber much but thank you very much. I've always wanted to see it
>>62171420
I'm an atheist, m8.
And don't worry, france is more like a toilet than a home.
>>62171492
>>62164990
Turkey again
then Turkey again
then Turkey
hell just stay in Turkey
>>62171455
Man I feel retarded. I forgot to ask, which number bus?
>>62171490
Don't worry, it's perfectly fine.
Drivers rely on ratings very much, so they are driving good. Plus, there's a 1984 corvette working at it, if you're lucky you may find it.
>>62171561
184.
A big purple bus, you can't miss it.
>>62164990
Sweden
We need a military coup here
>>62171492
Perfect! Won't have to see you here!
Luv ya by the way <3.
>>62171826
Pierre, don't make me hop on my chariot and go there.
>>62170888
Which site? I just made some stuff for Thunder Horse down here in the gulf of Mexico
Are you that Azeri who works for a petroleum company and and get paid a lot?
>>62172036
Can't tell the name of platform, rules. It's about 130 km's southeast from shore.
I once got invited as a specialist to Brutus rig, also at gulf. I told that bastards it would leak someday, they used very low grade plating on pressure tubes.
>>62172077
At your service.
>>62172183
Cool, what did you think of Louisiana?
>>62172380
I love New Orleans desu, been there a couple of times.
Accent there is funny tho, in a good way.
Go to New York, OP.
Don't fly though or you may end up being part of the fun.
>>62164990
calais
>>62164990
Please come here, we need some excitement.
