hamdog edition
>>62158416
reporting this thread by protocol 8 of Janitorial Law
how does that make you feel?
Wanna hold hands with that Theresa May broad. Maybe kiss a little, too.
![10998398_1003191079710054_3843388058200452015_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VmtcSIZ.jpg "10998398_1003191079710054_3843388058200452015_n[1].jpg")
Who /tim/ here
Here's a pic of his surgical scar
>>62158448
dont care
>>62158438
eat the hamdog
>>62158432
what are you attempting to convey?
be exact, im drinking
also i have plenty of experience with benzos, ive taken well over 50mgs and a bottle of whiskey and been unaffected
>>62158448
jesus christ, the hand - waist ratio
either he has giant hands or a tiny as fuck waist
Just learned I've been saying hyperbole wrong all my life
do brits find limmy funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXEw1e7ii4k
>>62158467
I literally never experienced withdrawal symptoms, couldn't imagine taking 50mg (valium i guess) and drinking, barely even had a tolerance to them, dunno what you're on about.
>>62158508
aye, he's no for everyone though
>>62158507
haha people must have thought you were talking about the once a decade football game, the hyper bowl
>>62158416
Best edition, edition
>>62158508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z18rYeEyU8g
>>62158513
>>62158513
>I literally never experienced withdrawal symptoms
nah me neither
wasnt even following your conversation, stop being a bender
Doing a poo shit begging for yous
@62158568
you have to work for it
>>62158551
>ive taken well over 50mgs and a bottle of whiskey and been unaffected
>never had withdrawal symptoms
you're talking shit
just did a piss
I NEED to have a shag
It's been over 2 years since I last did haha
>>62158618
properly hydrated
good lad
>>62158622
my last shag was on Thursday
Currently watching coverage of The Open at Royal Troon
Phil Mickelson is a god
>>62158618
You're clearly not consuming enough alcohol.
>>62158650
How was he?
grab the devil by the horns
me on the left
>>62158666
Pretty good but my jaw still aches from the blow jobs
>>62158666
vigorous
>>62158416
Shamefully admitting, I would.
I'd do a toast sandwich right now to be fair.
>>62158705
The exposed flesh on the Riot police seems a bit shit desu. Could easily get stabbed by shattering glass
>>62158622
I think its been several months for me, sometime last year around the holidays. But I dont mind at all.
I was a whore in my early 20s and got most of it out of my system. Im just too tired now. Jerking off is so much easier.
If we could just go directly to fucking without saying a word, and the second I cum they walk out the door and never text me again, it would be awesome.
https://youtu.be/uMK0prafzw0
>>62158765
not liking this one, they used to be better
>>62158765
hoiler that spog
>>62158740
>and the second I cum they walk out the door and never text me again, it would be awesome.
don't think i would even enjoy sex if i didn't get to cuddle afterwards
dread the day i break up with my gf and likely the only sex ill be having will be shallow and with strangers
>>62158732
>I'd do a toast sandwich right now to be fair.
Is this supposed to be some sort of hyperbole? I thought you just regularly eat these
>>62158777
i like it because it has
https://youtu.be/Uw7TY-zPaas
and the video is really well done
>carles manson
>guy who looks like RDJ
>CARA
>jack black
>the guy from rHCP
holy fucking shit lads I'm so happy I could kill myself
Haven't posted here in like 3 weeks but last time I posted I was asking for advice on how to talk to the girl at work. Well she talked to me today and we talked about music for a minute before we left. I kinda forgot to ask for her name but I can just do that on Monday. I think she knew I was nervous but it went better than I thought it would
wew lads
>>62158789
Well, it's better when you're in a relationship.. but I just got out of an annoying messy one about this time last year. That's probably part of it.
I would like to be in a relationship again. But holy fuck I don't want to have to go through all that bullshit getting to know you crap all over again. Plus I just think everyone is crazy now. They can seem so nice when you meet them but then the second everyone gets comfortable they show you the truth and you're trapped cuddling with a wack job.
normies should fuck right off if im being honest
>>62158816
prot-tip: girls don't give a fuck about music. the only reason she is indulging in your music taste is because she is interested in you
Nice blog kid
Lads I just matched with a qt 18 year old and I'm 27 which means she's going to expect me to not be a loser NEET
How can I pull this one off?
>>62158842
t. Expert in women, spending his time on 4chan
>>62158842
please don't lie to him
she likely feels bad for him and just wanted to make conversation
you're a fucking virgin idiot if you think girls don't give a fuck about music, jesus
>>>/cum/
not a fan of you americans anymore
>>62158842
>Women are not human and cannot enjoy Music
ah yes. Very impressive
>>62158864
go to her place, lie and pretend you're successful, fuck her, then cut contact immediately
oi oi oi innit
>>62158877
shut the fuck up or get out of my thread.
>>62158909
delete your account.
right now I'm 18 and wish I was 16 again
by the time I'm in my 20s I'll wish I was 18 again
by the time im in my 30s I'll wish I was in my 20s again
time keeps going forward but I wish I could go back
>>62158765
White south Afrika is real dangerous. Not some Black American boohoo minority crap.
And the answer made it satire.
>>62158864
Lure her with some sweets you fucking nonce
>>62158931
>tfw had pretty shit teenagehood
feels good man
T-pop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ab5q-L_YU8
>>62158931
you can't change the past but you can steer the future
make bigger and better memories than of times gone by
pick something ridiculous, like fly a plane, or win Mr Universe, or direct a play, then do it
>>62158886
Hmm I think I could pull this off
Hot girls seem to come onto me all the time for some reason which is odd because I'm quite ugly and my autism prevents me from acting on it
>>62158952
good words to read. Gonna keep them in mind
going to bed now
night/morning
>>62158950
Wonder if the Janny will come down hard on T-pop like he did Kpop posting
>>62158989
I suspect not. Thailad is one of us.
>>62158931
jesus you're as young as my baby sister lmao
>>62158950
thais should dump their garbage language and just switch over to english, korean, or japanese
>>62158936
In what backwards hellhole is 18 considered noncing?
Is there some kind of anti Rasheed country that has a super high AoC?
>>62159028
If it were to happen, and it never will, it certainly wouldn't be Korean or Japanese.
Consider buying a dragon dildo, lads.
Thoughts?
>>62159045
you'll ruin your arsehole and putin won't love you anymore
hmmm
what patches should I put on my BATTLE JACKET
>>62159045
You've obviously considered the destruction.
Go for it chap.
>>62159059
my wet holes feel empty and void. have to fill them with smth like dragon dildo, lad.
>>62159097
well, use plenty of lube then i suppose
if the political world we're living in right now was a huge novel, then these recent events this year would be major foreshadowing by the author
the Chekhov's Gun of the story are the nuclear arms
Why can't I be a millionaire by playing video games
>>62159119
because you're not good enough.
>>62159117
you mean red herring
>>62159108
Which color and size should I choose? help me, lad. I need advice.
>>62159131
I hope you're right
>>62159136
red, white and blue.
as big as possible
>>62159129
doesn't seem to be the determining factor
There are bad players but get by on charisma
and there are good players that get by on skill alone
>>62159164
Congratulations you are neither charismatic nor good at video games
>>62159149
should it be ripped?
>>62159199
no, unless that's meant to feel better in which case go ahead
>>62159192
I could beat you
>>62159199
Do what you need lad. Come to Torture Garden.
I'll sign you in. If you really want in.
>>62159230
which game?
>>62158856
if these are from the pacific, IIRC a lot of these occured because the pilots were exhausted after their flights
>>62159342
stupid
just got home from having a 16 year old give me head in my car lads
why are younger girls so much more fun?
*enters thread*
wow it stinks in here
>>62159424
reported to the australian intelligence didgeridoo
>>62159437
blimey!
>>62159424
no self esteem or respect to be frank
>>62159433
*Breathes at you*
>>62159424
Mate, who are you were you planning on triggering?
![200_s[3].gif](https://i.imgur.com/m3AXJII.gif "200_s[3].gif")
>>62159452
>who are you were you planning on triggering
>>62159452
Just how I said it.
>>62159452
um no one sweetie x
>>62159451
*kisses you*
don't fuck with me, kid
>>62159480
Jokes' on you I have herpes
>>62159493
love being poz'd m8
>>62159474
Sweetie is triggering me. brb blogging
>Someone paying me 100 quid~ to install wordpress + theme to a web server
>>62159342
gay
>>62159573
You're an enigma. We are envious. We love you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlZO79Ui0qo
I bet acslaterlol posts in /brit/ or /cum/
I bet it $10 right now money down he does
>>62159630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DmTrnbn1BQ
>>62159630
y-you too
>>62159702
Triphasic brother
>wake up
>that islamist pig-dog Erdogan has evaded the noose
fucking end it.
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>>62159800
d
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>>62159810
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62159702
come on skype
alri
ari
>>62159874
>>62159940
shit gimmick
*wakes up*
*checks news*
*no attacks today*
*wipes sweat from forehead*
Thread moving slow...too slow
Janny go on a rampage last night or something?
I want to go to the kitchen and get something to eat and drink but the guy mum brought home last night is in there, and it would just be awkward. I wish they'd leave straight away. It's 7am ffs.
My childhood dream has always been to become an astronaut. I've worked incredibly hard to make it to where I am today. Peak fitness, intelligence, and social skills - that's what has propelled me to this position, to have the honour of being the first human to travel to the planet Venus.
Of course, it's a dangerous, uninhabitable rock of a world. They've had to invent several new kinds of material just to create a suit powerful enough to withstand the constant acid drizzle, intense heat, and toxic atmosphere. The sheer resistance of Venus to any form of life is why I'm so attached to it, actually. It's a marvel of nature, the most life-destroying world out there. And we named it after a goddess of love.
My mission to Venus is a special one. A deeply personal one. Sure, the research I do there will be groundbreaking, and the glory of being the first of our kind to step on that previously unconquerable terrain will be unmatched. No, I'm interested in Venus for something different.
It was difficult, but I managed to persuade the chief engineer of my space suit to add a little personal modification. Nothing fancy, just an extra opening where there usually isn't need for one. Why, you ask? Let's just say...when I step out of my capsule and enter the scalding, poisonous Venetian climate for the first time, my precious little goolies are going to be the first to know.
>>62160141
Top kek that webM got me good.
>>62160141
fuck that got me good
>>62160225
wew
>having a loose mum
I am making it my job to destroy /brit/
>>62160141
loool that GOT ME GOOD xDDDDDD
>>62160370
W2C hat?
>>62160423
7th circle of hell
I think I'm a schizo lads
Ban guns to 90%
slept 4 hours now gotta sit in a car for 4 hours aha
REALLY quiet in here
Did janny have another meltdown?
Just arrived
What's going on with the lads?
Off to a siqq 2nd hand book shop in a bit lads, wish me luck.
>>62158416
SCOTLAND IS A COUNTRY NOT A COUNTY
ENTIRELY DIFFERENT HISTORY
ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CULTURE
ENTIRELY DIFFERENT ETHNICITY
ENTIRELY DIFFERENT MINDSET
I REPEAT
SCOTLAND IS A COUNTRY NOT A COUNTY
>>62160764
Scotlanshire
munching a durrie on the veranda while sipping sweet tea
going to turn on some smooth jazz here shortly but for now i'm enjoying the sound of the light rain falling and the chorus of the insects
>>62160644
nah we're all at davo's house m8
>>62160643
Where ya going?
Wish I had a gf to play pokemon go with
>>62160813
oh shit
EYY DAAVOOOOOOOOO
omw
Any summer holiday plans lads?
I'm going to Slovakia and Russia
>>62160851
I'm going to get a gf :D
>>62160861
Sounds good Anon, have fun x
I would fuck a 16 year old but I wouldn't tell anyone
>:D
>>62160881
Why not?
>>62160902
people think it's suss
>>62160899
fucking MAD MAN
I did pretty well with my tipping today.
At lunch I had a 14oz Newcastle and a Moscow mule, came out to $15 so my tip was only 2.80, I gave her 3 though because she made it real good.
Then I at sushi later with the famalams, I put down a $20 for our whole group.
I made some nice servers day today.
i've aids
>>62160944
They only act that way cause they're jealous
>>62160992
a bit worried about tim desu
i doubt he's going to handle the eviction well
>Turkey being fasttracked for EU membership
>currently in the middle of a military coup
Ah yes, most impressive
>>62161026
Turkey is in no way shape or form joining the EU
>anyone thinking Greece would let Turkey join the EU
looool good one
>>62161062
Or Cyprus, Hungary, Bulgaria, Romania and every other fkn country
I want to live in America but I am afraid of getting line up against a wall and executed because I am black
>>62158803
good song
>>62161074
Then go back to Africa :^)
>>62161085
But I'm from Croydon
>>62161085
go back to 1/2 Ireland, 1/4 france and 1/4 spain
>>62160828
back to uni to start my placement
>>62161098
>Croydon
Sounds like a nigger pokemon
>>62161020
Provided he doesn't do anything crazy before he leaves I reckon it'll be good for him. Curious to see what post-dentist content is going to look like.
How do I get an American gf to play Pokemon go with?
>>62161062
Greece actually supports ascension into the eu.
>>62161072
So do all these countries except Cyprus (unless Turkey lets them have their federation)
>try to make a post
>still banned from the knonce doxxing
Ah yes I've definitely learned my lesson Janny + mod
Fucking jobsworths
Janny hates the knonces anyway I don't know why he couldn't just let this slide. Bellend.
>>62161136
yeah but he's mentioned he doesn't have to funds to find a new place
hopefully his brother comes through and pays for it
>>62161145
hhhnnnnnngggggg
>>62160848
yer hurry up macca is about to suplex onto a table and we are gonna upload it to blokes advice
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>62161153
Oh dang. Homeless Tim content would be entertaining albeit depressing.
You will not agree with us if you are content with things as they are, if you are willing to let this country try just drift.
>>62161146
That's completely wrong and you know it m8
In order for any country to be eligible for accession, negotiations on signing up to all the EU’s rules must be completed in 35 ‘chapters’.
Turkey first applied to join what was then the EEC in 1987. It was declared an eligible candidate in 1997. Negotiations were formally opened in 2005.
Now, in 2016, negotiations have closed on just one out of 35 chapters—‘science and research’, which was completed in 2006, the year after it was opened.
The 20 not-yet opened chapters include some of the most controversial chapters issues such as free movement for workers, and human rights (including ensuring that judges are independent).
A House of Lords Select Committee report on the European Union in 2006 found that a ‘majority of people in the EU-25 are opposed to Turkey's accession, with opposition in Austria, France and Germany reaching 70 per cent or more.’ Other EU members have strongly opposed Turkish membership. Both France and Austria will put the question of Turkish accession to a referendum, so Turkey would need to get approval from the popular vote in each country.
>>62161202
>no more teddy's favourite program
>practicing let it be in the middle of the shelter
>>62161222
We were talking about Greece, Hungary, Cyprus, Bulgaria and Romania
I'm baked taking vocaroo requests
Matt Ludford the TT driving, call centre managing, Initial D watching k-nonce
makes u thyncc
>>62161248
>>62161252
Why talk about that when Turkey joining the EU has been proved to be possible anyway? It will never happen.
If Turkey were to join the EU they would immediately become the 2nd most populous slightly behind Germany and by far the poorest nation in the bloc
Turkey is a Rasheed country and having them in the EU would guarantee nothing but major problems
>>62161248
t-tell me he'll be okay
>>62161292
Because that's what you focused on that's what i spoke about, why are you bringing up irrelevant shit to what you even stated, you're jumping from topic to topic in your head for some reason.
>>62161298
Good thing it won't happen anyway then. When will this le turkey is joining the eu meme die?
tim needs to be put in a mental institute already so that he can get help.
>>62161319
When they stop applying for membership and when the EU stops giving them benefits you fucking cretin
Gonna be driving on the motorway for the first time today
Bricking it
>>62161319
When people realize that Turkey is NOT a European nation and once they wake up to the fact that Turkey is home to many active terrorist groups
>>62161328
Tim isn't crazy
It's this world that's crazy
>>62161335
I hate driving on the m50, hate it.. hate it...
Does anyone else just feel like a silent observer in a flesh suit?
>>62161328
iirc he has to have a meeting with doctors or they'll section him
>>62161383
Punished Tim
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>>62161333
They won't join though. It's obviously free movement people are concerned about, which Turks don't have. All that happens from the benefits now is both the EU and turkey benefit economically.
>>62161378
every once in a while i get in to derealization fits so i guess yeah
>>62161378
No
I'm a big talker
I talk nonstop when I'm around people
>>62161415
Turkey would be a massive drain on the EU
Outside of its major cities its Third World as fuck
>>62161440
It wouldn't be economically, it would be a huge benefit. Literally 15th biggest in the world.
>>62161430
normie twat
crawling in my skin
Have never courted a girl
>>62161469
GDP itself is meaningless
You have to look at per head and the fact is that the average Turk lives like a savage
India is the 7th largest GDP in the world but no one would say that country is well off
India is well off
>>62161471
I wish
I still fail miserably when it comes to success with women and even making friends in general
Probably because I'm extremely ugly
>>62161514
True, but that still means a fuck ton can be gained from trade with them. You'd gain a lot more from trade with India for example than you would from a well off country like New Zealand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QpPMbzVqic
tune
Fact: the Tim-posters are the same sad autists that used to post Kev.
>>62161553
That is true but it also comes at the cost of destroying the working class
>>62161601
what a disappointment
>>62161631
FOY
>>62161601
Kev posters: drooling retards
Tim posters: observant scholars
>>62161630
Not if you don't have free movement
For those of you who go about in public wearing headphones you should stop because it destroys your situational awareness
>>62161682
not me
>>62161679
Goods that were once manufactured by native working class cease to exist when said goods are able to be imported en masse sans tariffs
>>62161682
Thats why I take in my peripherals and scan side to side from time to time
Mainly tho, I just look shifty.
why do niggers give off such an innately dangerous and violent aura?
>mfw Turkey's still voted into the EU despite militarily occupying a foreign country and overthrowing it's own government
On vacation in England, heading down to cornwall today. I honestly don't know why people say the food here is bad it's fucking delicious.
>>62161709
Good 2bh
>>62161709
That's just inevitable, the UK doesn't have the power anymore to go alone. 70 years ago maybe, but now we're pretty irrelevant politically
>>62161745
They carry the crime gene
which subreddits do you lads browse?
>>62161771
I'm in your country, taking your gyms
well
>>62161866
alri
*does major roadworks on 3 mile stretch of the only road out of Cornwall *
Stuck in traffic lads
mum just called and said they're going to have the pupper put down
>>62161898
hmmm... really makes you think
>>62161788
>now we're pretty irrelevant politically
Only if you and everyone else in Britain accept that
It is imperative that a people believe in their exceptionalism if they are to thrive and make a better future for themselves
Britain conquered the world
Don't sell yourself short
fargo is season 2 is the tops!
>>62161898
quality ass
Which one of you is this?
>>62161977
>cultural Marxism
didn't not read anymore past that point
Couldn't figure out how to get off the motorway
Now I'm in Wales
That was a disaster
>>62161930
yeh I mean we're no china russia or USA but pretending we're totally irrelevant is dumb, yet I hear people say this all the time. If being a top 10 economy and permanent security council member is irrelevance I sure feel bad for the other 95% of countries
just because we arent an empire doesnt mean we are literally nothing. but patriotism is frowned upon here
on my way home now from dublin
>>62162018
>patriotism is frowned upon here
Can you give me some examples?
I feel that the Brexit was a very patriotic act
>>62162059
>Brexit was a very patriotic act
it was also very frowned upon
>>62162059
Our flag is symbol of shame and racism
