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>>62158416
reporting this thread by protocol 8 of Janitorial Law
how does that make you feel?
Wanna hold hands with that Theresa May broad. Maybe kiss a little, too.
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Who /tim/ here
Here's a pic of his surgical scar
>>62158448
dont care
>>62158438
eat the hamdog
>>62158432
what are you attempting to convey?
be exact, im drinking
also i have plenty of experience with benzos, ive taken well over 50mgs and a bottle of whiskey and been unaffected
>>62158448
jesus christ, the hand - waist ratio
either he has giant hands or a tiny as fuck waist
Just learned I've been saying hyperbole wrong all my life
do brits find limmy funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXEw1e7ii4k
>>62158467
I literally never experienced withdrawal symptoms, couldn't imagine taking 50mg (valium i guess) and drinking, barely even had a tolerance to them, dunno what you're on about.
>>62158508
aye, he's no for everyone though
>>62158507
haha people must have thought you were talking about the once a decade football game, the hyper bowl
>>62158416
Best edition, edition
>>62158508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z18rYeEyU8g
>>62158513
>>62158513
>I literally never experienced withdrawal symptoms
nah me neither
wasnt even following your conversation, stop being a bender
Doing a poo shit begging for yous
@62158568
you have to work for it
>>62158551
>ive taken well over 50mgs and a bottle of whiskey and been unaffected
>never had withdrawal symptoms
you're talking shit
just did a piss
I NEED to have a shag
It's been over 2 years since I last did haha
>>62158618
properly hydrated
good lad
>>62158622
my last shag was on Thursday
Currently watching coverage of The Open at Royal Troon
Phil Mickelson is a god
>>62158618
You're clearly not consuming enough alcohol.
>>62158650
How was he?
grab the devil by the horns
me on the left
>>62158666
Pretty good but my jaw still aches from the blow jobs
>>62158666
vigorous
>>62158416
Shamefully admitting, I would.
I'd do a toast sandwich right now to be fair.
>>62158705
The exposed flesh on the Riot police seems a bit shit desu. Could easily get stabbed by shattering glass
>>62158622
I think its been several months for me, sometime last year around the holidays. But I dont mind at all.
I was a whore in my early 20s and got most of it out of my system. Im just too tired now. Jerking off is so much easier.
If we could just go directly to fucking without saying a word, and the second I cum they walk out the door and never text me again, it would be awesome.
https://youtu.be/uMK0prafzw0
>>62158765
not liking this one, they used to be better
>>62158765
hoiler that spog
>>62158740
>and the second I cum they walk out the door and never text me again, it would be awesome.
don't think i would even enjoy sex if i didn't get to cuddle afterwards
dread the day i break up with my gf and likely the only sex ill be having will be shallow and with strangers
>>62158732
>I'd do a toast sandwich right now to be fair.
Is this supposed to be some sort of hyperbole? I thought you just regularly eat these
>>62158777
i like it because it has
https://youtu.be/Uw7TY-zPaas
and the video is really well done
>carles manson
>guy who looks like RDJ
>CARA
>jack black
>the guy from rHCP
holy fucking shit lads I'm so happy I could kill myself
Haven't posted here in like 3 weeks but last time I posted I was asking for advice on how to talk to the girl at work. Well she talked to me today and we talked about music for a minute before we left. I kinda forgot to ask for her name but I can just do that on Monday. I think she knew I was nervous but it went better than I thought it would
wew lads
>>62158789
Well, it's better when you're in a relationship.. but I just got out of an annoying messy one about this time last year. That's probably part of it.
I would like to be in a relationship again. But holy fuck I don't want to have to go through all that bullshit getting to know you crap all over again. Plus I just think everyone is crazy now. They can seem so nice when you meet them but then the second everyone gets comfortable they show you the truth and you're trapped cuddling with a wack job.
normies should fuck right off if im being honest
>>62158816
prot-tip: girls don't give a fuck about music. the only reason she is indulging in your music taste is because she is interested in you
Nice blog kid
Lads I just matched with a qt 18 year old and I'm 27 which means she's going to expect me to not be a loser NEET
How can I pull this one off?
>>62158842
t. Expert in women, spending his time on 4chan
>>62158842
please don't lie to him
she likely feels bad for him and just wanted to make conversation
you're a fucking virgin idiot if you think girls don't give a fuck about music, jesus
>>>/cum/
not a fan of you americans anymore
>>62158842
>Women are not human and cannot enjoy Music
ah yes. Very impressive
>>62158864
go to her place, lie and pretend you're successful, fuck her, then cut contact immediately
oi oi oi innit
>>62158877
shut the fuck up or get out of my thread.
>>62158909
delete your account.
right now I'm 18 and wish I was 16 again
by the time I'm in my 20s I'll wish I was 18 again
by the time im in my 30s I'll wish I was in my 20s again
time keeps going forward but I wish I could go back
>>62158765
White south Afrika is real dangerous. Not some Black American boohoo minority crap.
And the answer made it satire.
>>62158864
Lure her with some sweets you fucking nonce
>>62158931
>tfw had pretty shit teenagehood
feels good man
T-pop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ab5q-L_YU8
>>62158931
you can't change the past but you can steer the future
make bigger and better memories than of times gone by
pick something ridiculous, like fly a plane, or win Mr Universe, or direct a play, then do it
>>62158886
Hmm I think I could pull this off
Hot girls seem to come onto me all the time for some reason which is odd because I'm quite ugly and my autism prevents me from acting on it
>>62158952
good words to read. Gonna keep them in mind
going to bed now
night/morning
>>62158950
Wonder if the Janny will come down hard on T-pop like he did Kpop posting
>>62158989
I suspect not. Thailad is one of us.
>>62158931
jesus you're as young as my baby sister lmao
>>62158950
thais should dump their garbage language and just switch over to english, korean, or japanese
>>62158936
In what backwards hellhole is 18 considered noncing?
Is there some kind of anti Rasheed country that has a super high AoC?
>>62159028
If it were to happen, and it never will, it certainly wouldn't be Korean or Japanese.
Consider buying a dragon dildo, lads.
Thoughts?
>>62159045
you'll ruin your arsehole and putin won't love you anymore
hmmm
what patches should I put on my BATTLE JACKET
>>62159045
You've obviously considered the destruction.
Go for it chap.
>>62159059
my wet holes feel empty and void. have to fill them with smth like dragon dildo, lad.
>>62159097
well, use plenty of lube then i suppose
if the political world we're living in right now was a huge novel, then these recent events this year would be major foreshadowing by the author
the Chekhov's Gun of the story are the nuclear arms
Why can't I be a millionaire by playing video games
>>62159119
because you're not good enough.
>>62159117
you mean red herring
>>62159108
Which color and size should I choose? help me, lad. I need advice.
>>62159131
I hope you're right
>>62159136
red, white and blue.
as big as possible
>>62159129
doesn't seem to be the determining factor
There are bad players but get by on charisma
and there are good players that get by on skill alone
>>62159164
Congratulations you are neither charismatic nor good at video games
>>62159149
should it be ripped?
>>62159199
no, unless that's meant to feel better in which case go ahead
>>62159192
I could beat you
>>62159199
Do what you need lad. Come to Torture Garden.
I'll sign you in. If you really want in.
>>62159230
which game?
>>62158856
if these are from the pacific, IIRC a lot of these occured because the pilots were exhausted after their flights
>>62159342
stupid
just got home from having a 16 year old give me head in my car lads
why are younger girls so much more fun?
*enters thread*
wow it stinks in here
>>62159424
reported to the australian intelligence didgeridoo
>>62159437
blimey!
>>62159424
no self esteem or respect to be frank
>>62159433
*Breathes at you*
>>62159424
Mate, who are you were you planning on triggering?
>>62159452
>who are you were you planning on triggering
>>62159452
Just how I said it.
>>62159452
um no one sweetie x
>>62159451
*kisses you*
don't fuck with me, kid
>>62159480
Jokes' on you I have herpes
>>62159493
love being poz'd m8
>>62159474
Sweetie is triggering me. brb blogging
>Someone paying me 100 quid~ to install wordpress + theme to a web server
>>62159342
gay
>>62159573
You're an enigma. We are envious. We love you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlZO79Ui0qo
I bet acslaterlol posts in /brit/ or /cum/
I bet it $10 right now money down he does
>>62159630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DmTrnbn1BQ
>>62159630
y-you too
>>62159702
Triphasic brother
>wake up
>that islamist pig-dog Erdogan has evaded the noose
fucking end it.
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>>62159800
d
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>>62159810
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62159702
come on skype
alri
ari
>>62159874
>>62159940
shit gimmick
*wakes up*
*checks news*
*no attacks today*
*wipes sweat from forehead*
Thread moving slow...too slow
Janny go on a rampage last night or something?
I want to go to the kitchen and get something to eat and drink but the guy mum brought home last night is in there, and it would just be awkward. I wish they'd leave straight away. It's 7am ffs.
My childhood dream has always been to become an astronaut. I've worked incredibly hard to make it to where I am today. Peak fitness, intelligence, and social skills - that's what has propelled me to this position, to have the honour of being the first human to travel to the planet Venus.
Of course, it's a dangerous, uninhabitable rock of a world. They've had to invent several new kinds of material just to create a suit powerful enough to withstand the constant acid drizzle, intense heat, and toxic atmosphere. The sheer resistance of Venus to any form of life is why I'm so attached to it, actually. It's a marvel of nature, the most life-destroying world out there. And we named it after a goddess of love.
My mission to Venus is a special one. A deeply personal one. Sure, the research I do there will be groundbreaking, and the glory of being the first of our kind to step on that previously unconquerable terrain will be unmatched. No, I'm interested in Venus for something different.
It was difficult, but I managed to persuade the chief engineer of my space suit to add a little personal modification. Nothing fancy, just an extra opening where there usually isn't need for one. Why, you ask? Let's just say...when I step out of my capsule and enter the scalding, poisonous Venetian climate for the first time, my precious little goolies are going to be the first to know.
>>62160141
Top kek that webM got me good.
>>62160141
fuck that got me good
>>62160225
wew
>having a loose mum
I am making it my job to destroy /brit/
>>62160141
loool that GOT ME GOOD xDDDDDD
>>62160370
W2C hat?
>>62160423
7th circle of hell
I think I'm a schizo lads
Ban guns to 90%
slept 4 hours now gotta sit in a car for 4 hours aha
REALLY quiet in here
Did janny have another meltdown?
Just arrived
What's going on with the lads?
Off to a siqq 2nd hand book shop in a bit lads, wish me luck.
>>62158416
SCOTLAND IS A COUNTRY NOT A COUNTY
ENTIRELY DIFFERENT HISTORY
ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CULTURE
ENTIRELY DIFFERENT ETHNICITY
ENTIRELY DIFFERENT MINDSET
I REPEAT
SCOTLAND IS A COUNTRY NOT A COUNTY
>>62160764
Scotlanshire
munching a durrie on the veranda while sipping sweet tea
going to turn on some smooth jazz here shortly but for now i'm enjoying the sound of the light rain falling and the chorus of the insects
>>62160644
nah we're all at davo's house m8
>>62160643
Where ya going?
Wish I had a gf to play pokemon go with
>>62160813
oh shit
EYY DAAVOOOOOOOOO
omw
Any summer holiday plans lads?
I'm going to Slovakia and Russia
>>62160851
I'm going to get a gf :D
>>62160861
Sounds good Anon, have fun x
I would fuck a 16 year old but I wouldn't tell anyone
>:D
>>62160881
Why not?
>>62160902
people think it's suss
>>62160899
fucking MAD MAN
I did pretty well with my tipping today.
At lunch I had a 14oz Newcastle and a Moscow mule, came out to $15 so my tip was only 2.80, I gave her 3 though because she made it real good.
Then I at sushi later with the famalams, I put down a $20 for our whole group.
I made some nice servers day today.
i've aids
>>62160944
They only act that way cause they're jealous
>>62160992
a bit worried about tim desu
i doubt he's going to handle the eviction well
>Turkey being fasttracked for EU membership
>currently in the middle of a military coup
Ah yes, most impressive
>>62161026
Turkey is in no way shape or form joining the EU
>anyone thinking Greece would let Turkey join the EU
looool good one
>>62161062
Or Cyprus, Hungary, Bulgaria, Romania and every other fkn country
I want to live in America but I am afraid of getting line up against a wall and executed because I am black
>>62158803
good song
>>62161074
Then go back to Africa :^)
>>62161085
But I'm from Croydon
>>62161085
go back to 1/2 Ireland, 1/4 france and 1/4 spain
>>62160828
back to uni to start my placement
>>62161098
>Croydon
Sounds like a nigger pokemon
>>62161020
Provided he doesn't do anything crazy before he leaves I reckon it'll be good for him. Curious to see what post-dentist content is going to look like.
How do I get an American gf to play Pokemon go with?
>>62161062
Greece actually supports ascension into the eu.
>>62161072
So do all these countries except Cyprus (unless Turkey lets them have their federation)
>try to make a post
>still banned from the knonce doxxing
Ah yes I've definitely learned my lesson Janny + mod
Fucking jobsworths
Janny hates the knonces anyway I don't know why he couldn't just let this slide. Bellend.
>>62161136
yeah but he's mentioned he doesn't have to funds to find a new place
hopefully his brother comes through and pays for it
>>62161145
hhhnnnnnngggggg
>>62160848
yer hurry up macca is about to suplex onto a table and we are gonna upload it to blokes advice
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>62161153
Oh dang. Homeless Tim content would be entertaining albeit depressing.
You will not agree with us if you are content with things as they are, if you are willing to let this country try just drift.
>>62161146
That's completely wrong and you know it m8
In order for any country to be eligible for accession, negotiations on signing up to all the EU’s rules must be completed in 35 ‘chapters’.
Turkey first applied to join what was then the EEC in 1987. It was declared an eligible candidate in 1997. Negotiations were formally opened in 2005.
Now, in 2016, negotiations have closed on just one out of 35 chapters—‘science and research’, which was completed in 2006, the year after it was opened.
The 20 not-yet opened chapters include some of the most controversial chapters issues such as free movement for workers, and human rights (including ensuring that judges are independent).
A House of Lords Select Committee report on the European Union in 2006 found that a ‘majority of people in the EU-25 are opposed to Turkey's accession, with opposition in Austria, France and Germany reaching 70 per cent or more.’ Other EU members have strongly opposed Turkish membership. Both France and Austria will put the question of Turkish accession to a referendum, so Turkey would need to get approval from the popular vote in each country.
>>62161202
>no more teddy's favourite program
>practicing let it be in the middle of the shelter
>>62161222
We were talking about Greece, Hungary, Cyprus, Bulgaria and Romania
I'm baked taking vocaroo requests
Matt Ludford the TT driving, call centre managing, Initial D watching k-nonce
makes u thyncc
>>62161252
Why talk about that when Turkey joining the EU has been proved to be possible anyway? It will never happen.
If Turkey were to join the EU they would immediately become the 2nd most populous slightly behind Germany and by far the poorest nation in the bloc
Turkey is a Rasheed country and having them in the EU would guarantee nothing but major problems
>>62161248
t-tell me he'll be okay
>>62161292
Because that's what you focused on that's what i spoke about, why are you bringing up irrelevant shit to what you even stated, you're jumping from topic to topic in your head for some reason.
>>62161298
Good thing it won't happen anyway then. When will this le turkey is joining the eu meme die?
tim needs to be put in a mental institute already so that he can get help.
>>62161319
When they stop applying for membership and when the EU stops giving them benefits you fucking cretin
Gonna be driving on the motorway for the first time today
Bricking it
>>62161319
When people realize that Turkey is NOT a European nation and once they wake up to the fact that Turkey is home to many active terrorist groups
>>62161328
Tim isn't crazy
It's this world that's crazy
>>62161335
I hate driving on the m50, hate it.. hate it...
Does anyone else just feel like a silent observer in a flesh suit?
>>62161328
iirc he has to have a meeting with doctors or they'll section him
>>62161383
Punished Tim
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>>62161333
They won't join though. It's obviously free movement people are concerned about, which Turks don't have. All that happens from the benefits now is both the EU and turkey benefit economically.
>>62161378
every once in a while i get in to derealization fits so i guess yeah
>>62161378
No
I'm a big talker
I talk nonstop when I'm around people
>>62161415
Turkey would be a massive drain on the EU
Outside of its major cities its Third World as fuck
>>62161440
It wouldn't be economically, it would be a huge benefit. Literally 15th biggest in the world.
>>62161430
normie twat
crawling in my skin
Have never courted a girl
>>62161469
GDP itself is meaningless
You have to look at per head and the fact is that the average Turk lives like a savage
India is the 7th largest GDP in the world but no one would say that country is well off
India is well off
>>62161471
I wish
I still fail miserably when it comes to success with women and even making friends in general
Probably because I'm extremely ugly
>>62161514
True, but that still means a fuck ton can be gained from trade with them. You'd gain a lot more from trade with India for example than you would from a well off country like New Zealand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QpPMbzVqic
tune
Fact: the Tim-posters are the same sad autists that used to post Kev.
>>62161553
That is true but it also comes at the cost of destroying the working class
>>62161601
what a disappointment
>>62161631
FOY
>>62161601
Kev posters: drooling retards
Tim posters: observant scholars
>>62161630
Not if you don't have free movement
For those of you who go about in public wearing headphones you should stop because it destroys your situational awareness
>>62161682
not me
>>62161679
Goods that were once manufactured by native working class cease to exist when said goods are able to be imported en masse sans tariffs
>>62161682
Thats why I take in my peripherals and scan side to side from time to time
Mainly tho, I just look shifty.
why do niggers give off such an innately dangerous and violent aura?
>mfw Turkey's still voted into the EU despite militarily occupying a foreign country and overthrowing it's own government
On vacation in England, heading down to cornwall today. I honestly don't know why people say the food here is bad it's fucking delicious.
>>62161709
Good 2bh
>>62161709
That's just inevitable, the UK doesn't have the power anymore to go alone. 70 years ago maybe, but now we're pretty irrelevant politically
>>62161745
They carry the crime gene
which subreddits do you lads browse?
>>62161771
I'm in your country, taking your gyms
well
>>62161866
alri
*does major roadworks on 3 mile stretch of the only road out of Cornwall *
Stuck in traffic lads
mum just called and said they're going to have the pupper put down
>>62161898
hmmm... really makes you think
>>62161788
>now we're pretty irrelevant politically
Only if you and everyone else in Britain accept that
It is imperative that a people believe in their exceptionalism if they are to thrive and make a better future for themselves
Britain conquered the world
Don't sell yourself short
fargo is season 2 is the tops!
>>62161898
quality ass
Which one of you is this?
>>62161977
>cultural Marxism
didn't not read anymore past that point
Couldn't figure out how to get off the motorway
Now I'm in Wales
That was a disaster
>>62161930
yeh I mean we're no china russia or USA but pretending we're totally irrelevant is dumb, yet I hear people say this all the time. If being a top 10 economy and permanent security council member is irrelevance I sure feel bad for the other 95% of countries
just because we arent an empire doesnt mean we are literally nothing. but patriotism is frowned upon here
on my way home now from dublin
>>62162018
>patriotism is frowned upon here
Can you give me some examples?
I feel that the Brexit was a very patriotic act
>>62162059
>Brexit was a very patriotic act
it was also very frowned upon
>>62162059
Our flag is symbol of shame and racism
>>62162059
well I was walking down the street with my friend a few weeks ago when the football was on, someone had an england flag hanging out their house and he immediately insinuated that they must be racist plebs. I wish I was joking.
Also the whole "were no longer an empire, stop acting like one" stuff I see in the newspapers, hear in discussions very regularly, don't know what it even means really? what are countries supposed to do if not protect their own interests to the maximum of their ability?
men should not be nannies as they may be paedophiles
>>62162123
see: thailad
Turkey is now and has long been a lynch pin in European and wider security. Ludicrous Brexit lies undoubtedly contributed to destabilising
>>62162123
And women shouldn't have children because they're more likely to smother them
>>62162151
>Boris Johnson becomes UK's most senior diplomat
>immediate Turkish military coup
Really makes you think
>>62162079
>>62162111
Hmm sounds like an unpleasant state of affairs
I guess I just take patriotism for granted because the American flag flies outside damn near every house and business that I see
>>62162166
hot. i wish my mum smothered me face with her arse
>>62162176
lots of people here would liken american patriotism to some kind of forced and illogical indoctrination
>>62162111
>what are countries supposed to do if not protect their own interests to the maximum of their ability?
Sacrifice their own wealth and the wellbeing of their citizens to help developing nations to thrive and exceed them
>it's a "everyone decides they dont want to do anything so you're gonna be staying at home" episode
ahh brilliant
Business idea: A TV game show where you give answers and ask for questions
Chimotoristdayaldo
>>62162200
That's so strange to me
America has been where people come to thrive since it was founded and its ideals laid out in the Constitution are really great
Business idea: Instant cocoa powder that tastes like Kinder Eggs chocolate.
discuss: is race a social construct
>four accomplices of Nice attacker detained
but but he was a quiet loner and not a real muslim???
>coup failed
oh dear oh dear
>>62162214
Rather they just told you they weren't doing anything because they don't want you around
>>62161771
Cheers m8, make sure you have a cornish pasty once you're there.
>>62162240
kinder egg chocolate isn't good. the whole gimmick is the toy inside, people don't buy them for the chocolate
>>62162247
no
/discussion
>>62162176
That's because patriotism is the glue barely holding together a country that is otherwise completely heterogenic and highly competitive. Without your silly levels of patriotism I would expect the US spiral into civil war.
>>62162235
I don't feel the general portrayal of americans here to all too accurate, if you never bothered to take a better eye for detail and take it at face value you would pretty much just think most americans are fat, gun crazy religious wackjobs who don't seem to care when their schools get shot to bits.
>>62162247
there are far more races than the ones we use in every day language i.e. white black asian
>>62162176
>>62162287
there's welsh flags hanging all around where I live, no one is embarrassed by the flag in wales.
>>62162264
Plan on in friendo, should I buy a broomstick to fight off the gulls too?
>>62162271
The chocolate is fantastic and tons of people buy them for the taste. In fact in Germany we have an extra product that consists entirely of Kinder Egg chocolate bars so that people could enjoy the taste without having to pay for the extra plastic rubbish inside.
>>62162319
lmao
>>62162328
Also Kinder chocolate shavings on buttered toast is the best damn breakfast in the world.
Lads are you team moose or team bear?
>>62162287
it's a different type of patriotism in the US though
the american identity is inclusive, not exclusive
>wake up this morning
>find out the Turkish army lost
FUCK
What happened? Was it only a small number of the army? Why would they be so stupid to attempt this with only a small number of the army behind them? Will they be shot for treason?
Guess we'll have to live with Muslims a little while longer
>>62162319
Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland are allowed to be patriotic because they have unique cultural heritages within the wider British colelctive
England's only unique cultural heritage is racism and footy hooliganism. The English flag might as well be a swastika
>>62162301
Most people think Americans are idiots yet we're really fucking Americanised.
I've noticied recently a surge in American food on menus in restaurants, with shit like 'Delaware Chipotle Pulled Brisket Hamburger' and all this other yank shit.
What the fuck is brisket anyway? It's the new gimmick like pulled pork and salted caramel.
>>62162287
>I would expect the US spiral into civil war.
Not even close to the truth
Things here are pretty fucking great for the average man and there's a reason why countless millions of people from all over the globe want to come here and that reason is because there is opportunity here everywhere
I wouldn't expect you to understand though as love of country is damn near illegal in Germany
>>62162301
That's the problem with media no matter where you go
Average Joe living his comfy and happy life doesn't make for news that drives ratings and thusly you're left with nothing but the bad being portrayed all the time
>>62162305
bit mad that
>>62162375
had my first philly cheese steak this year with monteroy (however its spelt) jack cheese
is actually pretty good
I don't know what a brisket is
>>62162323
Buy a gun to fight off the millions of yank tourists in Cornwall.
>>62162375
>What the fuck is brisket anyway?
I'm led to believe it's fatty Jewish beef
>>62162375
we're only just pretending to be retarded dude. it's our gimmick
>>62162375
Brisket is stewing steak.
>>62162059
>>62162111
It's hugely a class thing.
People see patriotism as being a working class knuckle dragging pleb because the metropolitan lefty elite are soooooo sophisticated and race is a social construct etc
>>62162328
We hace those too m8. Bueno is the GOAT though.
>>62162358
False flag
Erdogan's lads in the army staged a faux coup so that he has an excuse to remove every one of his opposers from top positions in the military
>>62162402
Monterrey jack cheese is like fucking soap it's awful
>>62162392
We don't need to love our country because we are the country. The USA is just many countries in one place.
>>62162426
Why is it so popular for leftists everywhere to hate their own countries?
>>62162408
Oh fug I'm one of em
> wake up
> still alive
alcohol tastes fucking awful. I feel like I am drinking cockroach poison spray
reminder that the nation state and nationalism are relatively modern concepts
>>62162486
workers all over the world are in the same conditions la, nations are just tools of the elite
>>62162486
It's in the name. """"Progressives""""
We are so evolved we don need no borders n law n shiieeeet. I know it's a meme but there's a huge degree of truth to it
>>62162507
You're not supposed to drink alcohol by itself
>be me
>wake up
>still alive
>*sighs*
>>62162513
Maybe the modern term of nation state but people have created borders since forever. Even fucking animals create territorial borders
>>62162528
you might be right
but the people progressives like to assume will be as progressive as themselves are the ones who would fuck it up, aka uneducated foriegners from violent shitholes
angles or saxons lads
Oh fuck
need to have a shower desu
>>62162560
let me say refreshments containing ethanol then
>media says the coup failed
>people in turkey say it hasn't and there is still fighting and people dying
>>62162582
im all breton baby
>>62162523
>workers all over the world are in the same conditions la
Not even remotely true
Just look at how workers live in the West compared to workers in India and China
>nations are just tools of the elite
Nations are the people that reside within them and when these people express that they are able to maintain sovereignty
It's only when you shun the concept of nationhood that the global elites are able to exert power
morning lads
>>62162570
only some animals are territorial
>>62162513
Not at all, they're quite ancient in fact.
Ever since man arose, nations have existed in the form of tribes and the territory that they control.
Bataclan Hostages Tortured To Death By Muslims And Government Covered It Up To Protect Muslims
>Hostages had their balls cut off and stuffed in their mouth, their eyes gouged, their stomachs sliced open. The French government covered this up to protect the same muslims who danced in the street while these people died.
Original Article (in French): http://breizatao.com/2016/07/14/bataclan-testicules-coupees-et-mises-dans-la-bouche-decapitations-pour-proteger-les-musulmans-le-gouvernement-francais-censure-les-tortures-infligees-aux-victimes/
"global elites" don't exist, it's a bogeyman
>>62162652
humans among them
>>62162667
Gas all male Mudslimes desu. Collateral damage well worth the result.
I don't understand what communists/socialists want.
How do they think you generate wealth to actually just give to the population? What do they do once the money they take from the rich runs out?
Is the end goal to have the small number of elites chained up like cattle to generate wealth so the rest of the population can just have the money and lounge around spending it on iPads? So like, capitalism for the elite so the rest of the people can have communism?
I just don't understand their thinking
>>62162667
france has really gone to the dogs
though our govt might have done the same.
dunno if i could tolerate muslims celebrating terrorist attacks in my streets though
>>62162674
ah yes forgot to mark my territory with piss this morning
brb
The List
>>62162712
They want physical possessions they don't have.
>>62162712
you are thinking like a capitalist
stop
>>62162672
This is true in that there isn't some cabal of billionaires working to keep everyone down but there are forces at play that would like to see an end to borders and the backing for this comes from the extremely rich so that they can have a steady supply of cheap labor
The liberals pushing for it because "muh we're all humans!" are the useful idiots
>>62162712
read the communist manifesto if you really want to know
takes like 10 minutes
>>62162712
They want to legalise theft.
Having the government just take more than half your earnings just because you have it so they can give it to someone else is immoral
ahh yes forgot socialism means anything the government does
>>62162783
Why is half the cutoff point? Why not a third?
>>62162222
Pointing towards quads goes unnoticed hmm makes u think
>>62162749
free movement of labour drastically reduces global poverty and increases economic growth
you are completely free to dislike the regressive islamist culture or the pooey indian culture, but from an economic point of view free movement is good, and that is why economists, think tanks, etc all are in favour
>>62162652
All predatory pack animals are and even solitary predators such as jaguars will stake claim to an area and defend it to the death because to allow others into it means that they could be out-competed for food
The big cats of the world will attempt to kill any other big cat that they come across as to do away with a competitor (given that they are of size enough to successfully attack the other predator)
is /brit/ the Filet Mignon of gimmickposting?
So using animals to prove things like borders, it's so stupid. We're more evolved than animals for goodness sake.
But some animals are gay so that's proof enough that homosexuality is normal lol
>>62162835
most animals don't fight to the death unless absolutely necessary
me and the lads
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467925849132.webm
>>62162907
Well yes but you're avoiding the entire point
what exactly is a think tank
also a group of wild humans settled in an area would almost certainly kill of drive off any unwanted newcomers if it meant them getting less food.
the principle is unchanged, if you have nothing to offer why should you be welcomed?
>>62162831
It reduces global poverty at the expense of the low man in wealthier nations which is now facing competition for jobs, housing, etc from foreigners
Of course those who only think in terms of dollar signs like it
Also freedom of movement leads to massive social problems because all of sudden you have a clash of cultures
Filtered everyone in this thread
>>62162922
Woo!
first time ive seen an old friend and she walks in on me stuffing my face with pitta bread and humous and conversation is just unsmooth haha oh well
>missing an arm
>qualify for running races in the paralympics
Why? A fucking hand isn't going to stop you running a marathon in the real olympics
A leg sure, but a fucking hand?
>>62162947
retard
>>62162907
And when it comes to a life of eat or die then that fight to the death becomes very necessary especially when dealing with animals that require vast amounts of acreage to survive such as big cats
>>62162924
since when do big cats hunt other big cats
Haha lads, this girl who invited me to her birthday party was like "yeah everyone's bringing their girlfriends and boyfriends along....." and im like "haha its alreet loads of people will come! itll be awesome!"
she's not really that fit but need a shag. what you reckon?
>>62162922
me doing the poo in the back
>>62162980
males kill or chase others out of their territory all the time
incredibly common practice in lions
>>62162971
>>62162971
Explain then
Might do a get up.
>>62162971
you're thinking of the special olympics haha
>>62162995
I reckon you should fuck off back to Facebook with this knuckle dragging normie shite tbqh
>>62162930
>what exactly is a think tank
A group of like-minded individuals who attempt to come up with answers to problems or to further solidify ideological positions
>>62162932
>at the expense of the low man in wealthier nations
maybe a bit, but so what? if the machine operator has to wait an extra month to afford a new TV so that chang and kim can have a livelihood i'm fine with that
>which is now facing competition for jobs, housing, etc
competition is healthy. it improves efficiency and makes us all better off
>Of course those who only think in terms of dollar signs like it
in the end this is all that matters
>>62163019
whilst the impact isn't the same as having a leg, losing an arm means your balance is harder to maintain and momentum and shit
>>62162980
They don't actively hunt them but if they come across them they will attack
An example of this is leopards in Africa will kill any cheetah that they can because the cheetah represents competition for food
Now the cheetah can outrun the leopard over short distance but if the leopard is able to continue a long distance pursuit or corner the cheetah then the leopard will kill it every time
This usually happens to cheetah cubs
>>62163019
using an arm absolutely will effect your ability to be a runner/sprinter
especially at the elite level, why do you think sprinters are all so stacked if they don't use thier arms?
>>62163044
Of course you're fine with it, you're not the one facing the setback
It's easy to talk about things in terms of other people
Also money isn't all that matters; family for instance matters a lot more to me than money does and I'm not alone in this sentiment
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