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angry cuck nerd edition
karen
caran
>>62155409
he redeemed himself
apologize
kawaii
third wheel
the gf just sent me this, what do i say back?
>>62155451
>>62155474
good posts
>>62155409
is that mcbeta
>>62155512
>fuck off nerd
>>62155474
fuck off nerd
>>62155451
fuck off nerd
fatcam
>>62155409
Wanna see my James Rolfe impersonation?
D:
I'm all in here
turey suport erogdan
post rare fatcam memes
why do people say james rolfe is a cuck
>>62155684
because his wife is an SJW feminist
>>62155684
it's a meme /v/ made up a few years back because his wife had no interest in him until he started rolling in cash with the movie and everything. he is also balding
>>62155485
si te vas
yo tambien me voy
Why does the BBC keep doing stories about Pokemon Go?
seriously don't know what's going on lads i've lost like 6lbs over the past 2 weeks even though i'm eating normally. i'm already skinny if this goes on i'll be reduced to bone. wtf is causing this
Committing a Sin
>>62155777
>777
your post number says otherwise
making an omelette
>>62155758
I'd love Serena to power fuck me with a strap on
>>62155772
Go get a physical, check for tapeworms.
goodnight friends
>>62155485
look at how her chin is scrunched up subtly but in a weird way
you know she feels disgusted by the situation but the money was too good. deep down she doesnt like blacks she just likes their money, shes a good girl.
>>62155798
high test
Hmm. Ah, erm. Well. More of a Bottom Kek really.
>>62155772
HEAVENSU DOAH
>>62155764
Biggest Normie craze right now. Even people who dont know shit about Pokemon have been playing it
>>62155701
that's ironic considering how much backlash he got from SJWs and feminists because of his ghostbusters video
>>62155803
goodnight
>>62155803
buenas noches
IF I TURN IT ON ME
IF I EVEN IT OUT
CAN I STILL GET IN?
OR WILL THEY SEND ME TO HELL?
>I know shit about pokemon
Hat
>>62155801
>tapeworms
fuck off i've never heard of this happening to anyone before
>I listen to metal
[Enter stage left: Fedora]
>>62155772
yeah you really, really need to get to a doctor as soon as you can.
English girl on vacation here. American men are so much hotter than Brit boys, plus their circumcised willies feel much better inside you too.
>>62155772
/Twink Body 2016/
>>62155891
but that's a small dick no?
>>62155918
nice, thats really hot
>>62155891
wtf why do you have that image saved on your computer
also i think you quoted the wrong person
I will be your employer in the not too distant future
>>62156023
good
i could do with a job
>>62156023
You can suck my balls boss man.
>>62156023
none of us will have jobs in the not too distant future
>Guernsey
REMEMBER THE CALENDAR ERROR
WE ARE FOUR YEARS AHEAD OF THE REAL CALENDAR YEAR
IT IS ACTUALLY 2012
THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT
*cracks whip*
BACK AT IT BOY OR I'll COME AT YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS
Got work in a couple of hours at a women's fashion outlet during the sales lads.
God help me.
so much uncertainty in the world yet everyone's on a crusade
really makes u think desu
any of you lads read this pile of wank?
when does it get good?
>>62156050
Fuck off proxyfag pretending to be a girl from england
>>62156056
ho
lee
shit
>>62156062
*blows raspberry at u*
>>62156069
aahahahahahahahaha
i got 500 or so pages in
It's fun, but hardly worth the strain
>>62156069
reading/listening to shit you dont enjoy because you want to feel patrician is the mark of a true pleb desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6eL7c-N0eQ
edgy
>>62156097
it's a perfect book for breaking out of your comfort zone you teenage runt
90% of readers probably think "well I doubt I'll get it but it's worth a shot"
>>62156069
heh
i got about 730 pages in but tossed it, wasn't up to my standards. its fun but hardly worth the strain.
gomenasai
>>62156067
>working at a woman's fashion outlet
wtf how do you survive
Don't rate fiction books
>>62156122
p o s e r
>women in workplace can get way with murder
>men can't grow beards
Double standards lads, discrimination and sexism.
>>62156125
shut the fuck up
>>62156069
I got 759 pages in and binned it lad it's fucking pretentious shite
>>62156097
giving up a book because you're going through a part where you don't enjoy it much is actually ADHD tier shit.
>>62156097
look, its a great book for getting out of your comfort zone
most readers probably think that they won't get it but that its at least worth a shot
>>62156144
I've literally not told a single person IRL that I own it
give up you squealing germ before I pulverize you and your parents
>I only smoke when I'm drunk
what did he mean by this?
>>62156192
he only smokes when he's drinking
Second payday of my new job lads (even 15th)
This wageslaveru stuff is alright
>>62156192
He's a twat.
I only smoke when I'm NOT drinking.
>>62156097
mate it's a great book to go beyond what you're capable with
the majority of people think they won't understand but give it a go anyway
@62156219
@62156183
@62156180
@62156176
@62156122
(You)
>>62156262
(Poo)
>>62156262
nice
>>62156289
(((poo)))
How can I help to destroy the British economy?
guy with a circadian rythm thats fully functional
im off for the night lads haha take it easy
some of the GoT actors are so fucking shit
how they got their jobs on such a big show boggles the mind
>>62156324
invest in pumpkin futures
>>62156324
get annexed by china
feels a bit weird knowing /brit/, /britpol/ and /britfeel/ are full of ugly spackers who have never even seen a fanny, let alone kiss a girl
anyone else /attractive normie/ here?
>>62156324
Vote for brexit
>>62155758
She's with one of the founders of reddit now. Her ass fine as fuck
>>62156343
>he's still pissed off
lol
anyone remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Ua8iOR0g8
>>62156343
this is a website with a dozen anime boards, it's not that weird
>>62156368
about what?
FUCK ISLAM DEPORT ALL MUSLIMS THEY KILL
>>62156380
you know what
>new ghostbusters film has charles dance saying 'reddit'
>>62156392
well now I want to see it
can't take being ugly anymore lads
>>62156406
lel
>>62156380
oh fuck off already
>>62156406
turn that frown upside down
>>62156389
no sorry
did someone else have a vaguely autist-baiting rant earlier? these things are common, i just came on /brit/ now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-crDWmINk
>>62156424
I did this and I'm still ugly
not a very big fan of humanity in general desu
>>62156441
*cuddles you*
ssshhh
>>62156328
who?
>>62156392
it honestly looks so bad haha
Tim get up to anything today lads
>>62156392
>Implying thats the worst thing about the film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQ44nPrRTM
have a gf but i want to shag tinder slags haha
>>62156483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3DtTnz0q5Q
some lads are bullying him
please help me lads, this girl I've been talking to for the last few weeks has just told me she's killed herself and I dunno where she lives
she's done this before but I still worry. she made me lose my temper last night and I was an arsehole to her so that just makes me feel worse
wew lad
>>62156485
they played this on the fucking multiple times today. I want to dissect anyone who is associated with the creation of this heap of fuck
>>62156496
Aw no, poor Tim
>>62156501
it's a bit late if she's already killed herself lad
>>62156517
on the radio I mean
>>62156501
Send her an"F"
>>62156501
shes killed herself before?
>>62156496
Haha oh wow gold
>>62156501
she told you she's killed herself? hmm, really makes you think
>>62156496
>Studied Physics at University of California, Santa Barbara
tim.byrne.505
Wow what happened to him?
>>62156496
me and the lads at the start
just remembered the bird who I was really good friends with in first year at uni
she tried to kill herself and I phoned 999 and rode in the ambulance with her and stayed with her all night in the hospital until she was discharged and now she's deleted me on facebook haha
feel like /brit/'s current climate is defined by the famous gimmicks that left a lasting legacy when they were being formed from Summer 2015 to Spring 2016
>>62156562
third eye opened too wide
his body couldnt handle it
>>62156574
Was that you dabbing?? Proper mint that!
>>62156328
only sophie and emilia are shit, the rest are decent to great
>>62156462
Nikolaj coster waldau is a great jaime but a shit actor
He and sophie turner both have the weakest, runtiest voices I've ever heard
an ignorant southamerican here!
Can you explain this to me: Brexit is good or bad for the jews?
>>62156562
he went psychotic obviously
>>62156517
>>62156527
kek. I have no idea why you would play that over the original desu
>>62156626
jew media BTFO, his VP pick was a bit odd though.
>>62156562
his pineal gland went into overdrive
>>62156462
Kit, Emilia, Sophie, Isaac
>>62156668
gotcha
>>62156613
nah that was my mate scooter! he's a proper madman haha
she wants a man from brum
>media says the coup has failed
>people say it's still ongoing and to not believe the media
Kek
>>62156496
>yfw a bunch of normie teenagers are blocking the street
>>62156757
>turns out the entire thing happened because he just got nervous trying to get his license back
>>62156634
very bad
>>62155477
Why was he ever called a cuck in the first place? Refusing to see the new Ghostbusters seemed to piss off feminists enough
im baked
like, like a subway sandwich
>>62156562
Obviously he didn't and that's that's just a meme university of life education because why else would he be recording videos of himself for years and having as an actor if he was a physician unless he truly went madman and fucked up somewhere but doubt it
>>62156496
poor guy
>>62156496
poor tim, at least he's moving soon I suppose
I wonder if there'll be less people messing him about at his new residence
>>62156854
nigger tier production. listen to those fucking out of rhythm bongos at the start
Think I'll fall asleep to Molyneux's sweet dulcet tones tonight x
>>62155764
It's a directed mass surveillance operation masked as a game, they're hyping it as much as possible to get more observation nodes.
>>62156874
I know what you mean, still a shame what happened to the country though
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468572872382.webm
>>62156873
he'll find someone new. it used to be the staff at the local sainsburys lmao
two lovers entwined
passed me by
and heaven knows i'm miserable know
damn it feels good to be a gangster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFDCHdKbKBY&index=193&list=FLJyJRjGjvjNIK83w-TGt9yw
chune
>>62156343
you're still awake, and you're still angry at the ""virgins""
funny thing is lad it wasn't even the """""virgins""""" angry at you, it was 6 or 7 unique people telling you to fuck off like the spastic you are
fuck off, spastic.
>>62156634
bad
>>62156919
what?
>>62156496
Howling. Might push him off the edge that
>>62156907
who is she?
>fat woman in some online chat group keeps being nasty to me
>>62156485
the purple lamborghini suicide squad theme is MUCH better in comparison.
was gonna post it but the jews are really trying to lock that down
>>62156634
very good
>>62156634
good
>>62156979
Invite me ill sort her out
>>62156328
And an emmy, I shuppose, that's off the table ash well?
crimping off a poo
Very british music
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7PnZyWbSi2Y
>>62157000
You sure mate? she tends to ignore you until you call her fat or spam the chat.
literally do not feel sleepy at all
weird because i'm usually knocked out by 11pm
how do you watch long TV shows ad movies? i honestly i can't watch something for more than 20 minutes without feeling restless and losing all ability to concentrate on it
a snoutless tapir
>>62157058
weed, benzos and not having ADD.
easier if i dont have access to my PC
>>62157020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xIcWZvL-v0
>>62157066
it clearly has a snout, it is just the perspective
I'm gonna learn break dancing and capoeira then no one will stand in the way of these moves.
>>62156981
http://muzofon.pro/search/skrillex%20rick%20ross
the 4th one
>>62157058
at x1.2 speed desu
>>62157096
3rd 1
going to eat 4 salted crackers
>>62157096
>skrillex%20rick%20ross
shan't be clicking this
>>62156496
Who else has bullied him?
>>62157127
don't want you to loser
>>62157090
its snout was taken by poachers
>>62157131
dentist, dentist's cleaner lady, eviction letter man, package delivery lad
>>62156425
Sure you did, cronin
>>62157131
The Dentist of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU&feature=youtu.be&list=PL5D1D9EFE824CC3D0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hvADoyFAXo
>>62157157
And Sainsburys workers. In a deleted video he was supposedly chasing one as his pants fell down
>>62157173
why don't you believe me?
would like backlinks or screencaps so i can know what you're talking about
I NEED an arse gf
always in the way
miss u lot xx
>>62157181
>tfw sunshine isn't out of business before tim moves
Who /allnighter/ here
Just put some popcorn on the stove, gonna watch some more Turkout on telleh
>>62157212
look at that shitter
still mad that that girl is a homosexual, built up a whole fantasy in my head
never actually spoke to her though
>>62157181
>reportoftheweek posted a comment
CONFIRMED FOR BROWSING /brit/????
>>62157270
You missed the juicy bits 2bh, not worth watching now
there's this girl at my work who I think is into me
how do I tell her I just want her for sex and not as a romantic pursuit?
>>62157296
you don't
>>62157270
Reckon I'll stay up til 4:30/5:00 observing this coup
>>62157290
Yeah seems like things are coming to a close, bit of a shame tbqh
>>62157317
Why? It's practically over.
>coup
>over in 2 hours
wew did they do it on a dare or something.
interested in this Tim Byrne character and the universe around him
is there some kind of wiki I can read up on to learn all about the Timverse? there's so many videos, hard to keep up or know where to begin with all this lore
>Just realised Tim has almost 11,000 videos
Is there anyway to do an advanced search on youtube. Would like the look up certain time periods e.g jan-march of 2013 to see when he has his first clash with the dentist.
been watchng fargo season 2
is very good
>>62156808
thanks
>>62156930
thanks
>>62156996
fuck you and thanks
>>62157344
That's the point, want to see it finish. Some big finale or something. Most of the info at the moment is from turkish state media anyway, so I have doubts of its validity.
>>62157350
They blocked a bridge for a few minutes, bombed parliament (with like 50 people inside) and their tanks literally just stopped in the middle of the road as unarmed civilians climbed on top
It was the most fucking bizarre """""coup""""" there has ever been 2bh, what did they hope to accomplish with what they did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiDC-p_M7VE
This might just be Tim's masterpiece
I can unironically listen to it
>>62157296
get in there boy
>>62157400
Clearly it's a false flag orchestrated by Erdogan la
fly's buzzin about my head
not a fan
>>62157369
21st of june is a recent one where it kicks off a bit
>>62157415
I wonder if he learnt his trademark singing style 'cause the vinyl records he listens to would skip and he thought that's just how they do it
>>62157445
You say it as a joke but if there were ever a false flag this is what it'd look like, it's so mellow but so hyped up as this massive thing it's ridiculous
is there a happening happening?
>>62157482
the blacks in america were meant to go ham tonight but it didnt happen i guess
arse>chebs
>>62157509
jamal
>>62157506
its every night
>tfw you want to die but you have no reason to want to die other than the fact that you want to die but you have no reason to want to die
I want to kms because I'm so fucking confused
someone pls help
>>62157523
they gave up last night though, guess they had other things to do
>>62157473
Shit that's actually a pretty great theory. His unique vocals may entirely be the result of him listening to a low quality record player as a kid. Pretty cool
>>62157473
The same few clips are being shown on the tv over and over again, it's being blown way out of proportion by the media desu. The more I read about it the more it looks like a false flag
>>62157524
move to thailand
>>62157524
>tfw not depressed butt have no other explanation for my lack of energy
>tfw don't like socializing with folk but feel I should be doing it anyway
hmmm very dissonant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gw9GqgRMNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3DtTnz0q5Q
Really makes u think
1:02
'Are Time
>>62157604
good job killing the thread with your inane posts you fucking rasclart
think my cheekbones intimidate people
i look like a white richard ramirez
>>62157657
Think its your girth that intimidates people
>>62157524
>doing toast
>stared at it knife in hand and almost put it in the toaster
One of these days
>>62157212
bet it reeks
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w7zTPRZWMlE
adorable desu
>>62157570
>no other explanation for my lack of energy
anemia?
doesn't have to be mental
>>62157689
nah, actually got tested for that once
>>62157657
>still trying to big yourself up on 4chan
fearing a lot for how I've handled my education
>>62157570
Schizoid personality disorder (SPD) is a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, and apathy.
Schizoid personality disorder - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder
>>62157707
i'm not, i look creepy
>youtube search for Calm, Relaxing Music
>ambushed by a loud and aggressive advertisement that isn't very relaxing before the video starts
ragh
>>62157722
dunno, never really used to be like this a few years ago, drugs really fucked my shit up.
>>62157748
>not using an adblocker
Hmmm....
>>62157777
What drugs?
>>62157787
guess this is my karma for being a mobileposter
>>62157808
There's adblockers for mobile isn't there?
>>62157801
weed, ecstasy, coke, AMT,
weed and maybe ecstasy were the only ones i really used enough to say it would've affected me though.
>>62157680
That's literally the cutest thing I've ever seen
>>62157680
what the FUCK is the nigga SAYIN ???
>>62157731
Post pics la
my gf runs a body positivity blog, I'll get her to say something nice about you
>>62157680
Why does he look like he's always just had a bath in cooking oil
>>62157830
Lmaoing at your life getting your shit fucked up gutter pleb drugs
>>62157748
you deserved it for not using an adblocker
>>62157861
Well it wasn't LSD or benzos since I took them much later.
>i use illegal drugs other than weed
>>62157932
you yanks are boring
bit of cheeky MD is decent
>>62157932
>he doesn't occasionally expand his horizons with the completely safe and reliable use of lysergic acid diethylamide
Just back from seeing this in the cinema
Some of it went right over my head and i'm hoping you can expand on a few things
spoilers below
What was the significance of the all the stuffed big cat animals in the mansion which I assume was symbolism related to the coyote in jessies motel room
what were they looking at in the strobe light "party" scene where a girl was floating in the air or something
What was the symbolism of when Jessie went out on the catwlak to close the show and it was all inverted triforces?
What was the point of the motel rape scene? what happened with the loli being killed next door?
Why did the famous photographer and the fashion designer have such irrelevant roles? the girls who ate jessie look up to both of them but they have nothing really major to do in the film?
normies laughed like 10x through the film ffs reee
what was the point of the cougar in the motel room?
Why did the girl puke up an intact eyeball like 24hrs after eating it? surely symbolism
or else refn is just a hack?
Just found this video that someone made whilst diving into the Tim Lore. Seems to have the footage of him chasing the sainsbury worker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-UHATmaaoI
>>62157861
>not knowing what weed/E can do to you in your formative years
cuck
Down with Erdogan
Praise Kek
MEME MAGIC
>>62158008
hahahahahHAAhHAHhHhHHhhAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62158008
this praise kek shit is like a bad /b/ meme
>>62158008
>>62158035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXkQ25Gi0KY
>>62157913
Most likely the benzos. Benzos are unironically worse than heroin or crack or meth on the body and mind. Avolition and Anhedonia (what you are experiencing) is a common side effect of benzo misuse.
>sun coming up
what the fuck
>>62158073
with benzos any use is misuse desu
>>62158100
A few bars of xannies on a comedown is heaven
>>62158063
Howling
do I watch another anime episode and go to bed 10 minutes after the arbitrary time I assign myself to sleep or do I just shitpost for 20 minutes?
hmm
>>62158073
I think i was already a bit like this before i started using the benzos, maybe not though can't remember.
definitely didn't help
gutted i can't send videos on 4chan
would record some MAD OC for you lads
>>62158151
also it was research chem benzos, dunno if they are worse for you than script ones.
>>62158151
Could be underlying ADD/ADHD or some mood disorder that was already there before drug use and was brought to surface by drugs and excarberated by them. If you have mental illness from drug use you were already going to get that mental illness somewhere along your life without drugs, trauma for example can bring out underlying mental illness. Anyone in your family have any disorders of the mind?
>>62158181
Some are unironically safer than prescription ones. Etizolam is classed as an RC but it was invented as a prescription drug and is used in Italy and Japan for anxiety disorders via prescription. How many times a month would you take them? Where there times when you binged for days?
>>62158177
just upload to youtube
Just finished a 14 hour shift, lads.
Doing a drink.
I miss anything good?
>>62158233
you'd like that wouldn't you
redpill me on mr robot
Does anyone know any good alternatives to dailymotion for uploading videos to the internet? cheers
>>62158245
yeah
Have came across a cult of tramps and doleheads from the UK on Youtube lads. Have spent the past two hours watching these sorry lives and now feel good because my life isn't as shit as this;
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4RsqzWNZZuWFEnenmTFmuA/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_npoaIazlNq9CrTd3eZFjg
Worth the watch.
>>62158243
the Turkey, jeremy?
>>62158246
Tried to watch it, couldn't get through it.
>>62158246
biggest hack of a show I've seen thus far
>>62158246
Almost as reddit as BrBa
>tfw no shana gf
-_-
Life would be better for everyone if nobody trusted ___________
>>62158275
Nah, was mostly finger food.
The paella was alright though.
>>62158206
>Anyone in your family have any disorders of the mind?
not that I know of really, fairly sure family on both sides are pretty sound mentally.
Can't really say how much I used them since it's just a gap in the memory, really the only use I remember was trying to stick to a 3 days in a row then a few days break, but there were times I would just take too many, I managed to avoid getting very addicted to them though so I can't have been seriously abusing them
Was a mix of etizolam, clonazolam, flubromazolam and diclazepam, a few others but those were the only ones I used often.
>>62157830
>>62158151
how frequently did you roll?
not spacing out/preparing for ecstasy really fucks your brain
>>62158246
good show if you get what it's going for. cringeworthy if you don't.
>>62158344
kek ur fucked
fucking spastic
>>62158320
reddit is not an adjective
>>62158377
wow who made you Mr. Dictionary
Mr Dick'n'urhairy
>>62158361
most i used it was 10 weeks in a row, usually around 2 pills
>>62158401
around 100mg MDMA content I suppose.
>>62158375
hm...
>>62155409
First for military coup in Britain
