>Watch London has fallen
>U.S president says "England is our oldest ally"
Stop this shit there.
>>62156964
>England is our oldest ally
Literally wat lol
>>62156964
>England is our oldest enemy
Fixed.
>>62156964
blame the retard who wrote that line, fuck England
>>62156964
> usa
> anyones ally
caution: you might be backstabbed by niggering country
>>62156964
Well your country has only existed for 68 years
What did you expect from a meme movie
>>62157009
>>62156987
How about no ?
>Watch London Has Fallen
>title reveals movie is about London
>who cares about fucking London
Stop this shit there
>Watch London has fallen
WHERE?
>>62157009
>>62157035
>>62157054
>>62157069
Allying with a country that
>elected a socialist and literally has tons of communes
>didn't join in in iraq
>9% Muslim with terrorist attacks every months
>hardly share any cultural ties with
AH YES
>>62157272
Allying with a country that
>SPREAD BEANS ON TOASTS
Wow I feel popular
Enough of me to go around :3
>>62157272
t. nigel
It's a blatant lie or a statement made in ignorance. London is an ally but not our most old.
>>62156964
Sorry France, but we have a special relationship with the U.K. now. It's over between us
>>62157307
What's wrong with that? It's better than the bodies of dead children spread on roads.
>>62157388
t. Pablo Daqurias
>>62156964
Our oldest allies
>>62157501
t. muhamad farage
>>62156964
>>62157516
This
Moortugal is England's oldest ally and France would be our eternal rivals.
>>62157485
-25 friendship then
fuck you dude
>>62156964
>Stop this shit there.
Face it Pierre, Uncle Sam fucked you and chucked you. As soon as they won their revolutionary war they couldn't care less about you.
We love you France!!!!
>>62157582
THIS
they even went to war with them like 10 years later the absolute madmen
>>62157569
Sorry, I know it's not very Nice of us, but your whole "EU" thing and "let's try to kick America out of Europe" really rubbed us the wrong way
>>62157687
We've always supported the EU because we don't want to deal with another European war
>>62156964
>London has fallen
Shittiest movie ever. The message is literally "The American drone programme is okay because 'murrica #1 fuck yeah!!!"
>>62157699
Yep, absolutely
>>62157699
ever heard of nato ya fucking sausage?
>>62157501
>It's better than the bodies of dead children spread on roads
Morocco is.
The US was just a pawn in their war with the British Empire by all French standards.
>>62157772
talk shit get hit
>>62157753
Military alliances don't force nations to cooperate on the same level as economic codependence
It doesn't really matter if the UK leaves though, since you're an island, have historically been tied both to Europe and to NA, and because you don't start retarded Germany tier wars
>>62157792
>Marrocan detected
>>62157822
Oldest ally doesn't mean best ally.
Anglosphere forever.
>>62157735
What do you expect from Hollywood propaganda?
It's bullshit, I agree, but seriously, what were you expecting?
I stopped the film when the french president get killed
>>62156964
white house.. the home of the democracy where Bills dick dived into Monikas mouth..
>>62157963
You gotta wonder how many bastards were conceived in the White House.
>>62157988
The bastards in the white house are all elected!
>>62157988
>You gotta wonder
nooopppee..
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/Franklin/FranklinCoverup/franklin.htm
>>62157307
DELET THIS
Now that i think about it, it must have been pretty weird for the britfag monarchy in the years after the American Revolution to have to deal with the usa as its own country.
GOD, if only int had existed back then, the banter would have been extradimensional, and since we were still freshly from the uk our banter wouldnt have sucked balls
>>62158030
Coincidentally, they're also sons of bitches and mother fuckers.
>>62158051
T H E R E V O L U T I O N W A S S T A R T E D B Y F R E E M A S O N S A N D J E W S 4 C H AN W O U L D H A V E B E E N A G A I N S T I T
>>62158033
Interesting, but unfortunately, to the detriment of /d/, /a/, /int/, /jp/, and a dozen other boards, you can't impregnate little boys.
>>62158106
I dont give a shit what 4chan would have been for or against.
>>62157956
>introduce him like he could be a little relevant character
>he dies right after
>Hohohon!
>Amèrica, we are your oldest ally non?
Fuck off France
>>62157050
Panamad dropping bombs again
Why does he do it?
>>62158888
t. Mohamed DeWashington
>>62158888
even if they did just do it as a fuck you to england they spent a shitload of money and actually put a ton of effort into helping us out
>>62157654
That was only a half-war. Literally.
>>62158888
Wow, maybe you should rename all those Lafayette places and boats "Mohammed" then
