So annons are you coming to the Huelympics?
no i am poor
ill just watch from afar
please chimp out and entertain
I will next week. I'm from Mexico, i fear nothing! I've seen people hanged on bridges and shit.
>>62155544
That's a shame, there is a lot of people that want to rob you
>>62155562
Fear nothing my dear annon, you'll not see anything you didn't saw in Mexico yet.
2expensive and 2notfootball 4 me
>inb4
>olympic football
>football
>>62155859
What about olympic soccer? JK
>>62155951
It was major competition in 92 (cuz we were 2nd), any other year IO fussball spiele sucks balls
>>62156018
Come, it will be fun, we even buit walls to hide our favelas.
>>62156130
I can't afford the trip. Otherwise I'd go, I have Br on my bucket list anyway
>>62155500
>So annons are you coming to the Huelympics?
Yes, but I'm sticking to the safest route I can. Visiting only the most tourist-related parts of the city and staying in what's supposed to be the best part of the city.
>>62156229
If i see an Iphone i'm robbing it. Be careful gringo.
>>62156177
Well hopefully it's the last thing on your bucket list if you catch my drift
>>62156625
People won't hesitate to stab favelados
fuck I would love the opportunity to gut some little child who tries to nick my phone
>>62156229
Dude just stick to the south side of town and its ok
>>62155500
Quick question Brazil. Are Tarus guns cheaper there?
>>62156745
You cant buy guns here
So much for gun control amiright
>>62156130
>>62155500
fucking cuck
>>62156758
I know, have to be 25, 1000 in be money for permit, can't take it out of the home, so on so forth.
I was wondering if companies based out of Brazil like Tarus actually sell their weapons cheaper there because of national pride or lack of export costs. I know most of the country has a desire for personal protection, I know I definitely would.
>>62155500
What's the story on this?
>>62156949
Faggot had a Joker/jester tattoo, cop 'joked' about how he shouldn't fear clowns while having a tattoo of one. Also note that here those kinds of tattoos are mostly worn by cop-killing fucks.
I'll be there hues. I am totally expecting to die or get zika virus. I am trying to go with an open mind but deep down I feel like I'm going to die
>>62157114
never change america
>>62156745
All good Taurus go to your country m8. We are all left with this
https://youtu.be/C9_YWNo1f-o?t=1m14s
>>62156949
>>62157077
I had a webm somewhere of a Brazilian copper raking a jester tattoo off some cunts back with a knife
>>62157132
are you trying to tell me i don't have a serious chance of dying when i go to your country? Like much greater than what i face here
>>62157114
Zika is just a bad flu unless you're a pregnant woman m8
Besides, mosquito carried diseases are less common in winter.
>>62156745
You can't buy without a license here, fuck gun control.
>>62157167
We have 55.000 homicides per year here plus 50.000 death in the transit.
>>62155500
No I want to watch something horrible happen from the comfort of my home though
Please Brazilians do something crazy
>>62157167
If you stay inside the big cities, you'll most definitely be ok desu.
Of course I'm not counting with the ISIS attack, so that's something you need to be very wary of.
>>62157199
ISIS will, for sure :^)
>>62157199
Our Intel Agency said that in a scale from 1 to 5 the chance of a terrorist attack here is 4.
>>62157230
>not 5
ABIN is fucking garbage
>>62155500
me irl
>>62157167
Yes you dumb retard most deaths happen in bumfuck nowhere favelas
>>62157247
That's what they want us to think, because they're secretly the best
I'm waiting for you fuccbois
>>62157304
Holy shit, I never thought of it this way
>>62157289
arent most major cities full of these "bumfuck favelas"...
brazil is too far from south korea and it's fucking dangerous to visit so i don't go
>>62157338
Are you really going to the cities outskirts and neighboring cities and them going to the top of the favelas becasue thats where shit happens not in the middle of the cities
>>62157338
Sao Paulo and Rio mostly.
I live in Curitiba which is considered fairly big here (1.8 million chimps) and I've never been near a favela tbqhwymf
>>62157368
>>62157390
fuck pray for me lads
>>62157114
Zika isn't even that bad, beware chikungunya tho. Enjoy 2 weeks to six months of pain in literally every joint in your body
>>62157390
Funny you say that because your city is worse than Rio and Sao Paulo
>>62157421
I've lived here all my life and never even been mugged
And I'm not even THAT sheltered
You'll be fine
Probably
>>62156130
fucking kek. this one I wasn't aware about.
>>62156130
>>62155500
Why don't you, just, cleanse them all once and for good?
You'll solve a bunch of your social and criminal issues, all at once.
It's not like you care of human rights or something
>>62156130
France did the same thing and nobody cares
Makes you think
>>62157304
Seems legit, at least they're working with several agencies to prevent anything to happen.
>>62157338
If you like Nature there is tons of safe and beautiful places to visit far away from Rio and São Paulo.
Google Lagoa Santa for example (pic related)
>>62155500
I'm coming over in january
>>62157438
Yes, statistically much more violent. The latest mayors kept cutting police budget time and time again. And I won't even bring Beto Richa into the equation...
>>62157503
REEE GO TO EUROPE WERE FULL
>>62157546
>full
there's plenty of trees to be cut down, boy
>>62157438
hahaha, good joke man, now go enjoy your overcrowded city with your lovely endless traffic jam, your impressive cost of living and your splendid favelas that has a population of a regular city
>>62157421
You really better pray because most murders actually happen in downtown when the victim reacts to the robbery or makes a sudden move.
In favelas, the drug lord doesn't allow robberies because it attract police attention. If you actually get 'invited' to the favela to buy drugs, you will be welcomed with open arms. As a matter of fact, favelados will treat you better than wealthy Brazilians.
>>62157503
RARE
A
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Do you speak Portuguese?
>>62157546
Europe is for faggot losers who want to leech on welfare and do the outmost to procreate with white women.
I want the promiscuity, the drugs, sex and overall madness you can get in brasil if you have the funds
>>62157578
Sao Paulo is the least violent capital and Rio is the 5th while Curitiba is the 11th but ok :^)
>>62157594
This is true.
Just don't go there as a tourist with your $400 DSLR around your neck
>>62157625
Sasuga africans
>>62157167
i've never even been mugged and i walk through some shady areas at night regularly
and i'm dumb as fuck and flash my iphone and wallet all the time
maybe i'm really lucky though. the only time i was close to being mugged was in florida, when this weird hobo followed me down the street
Just avoid Rio and São Paulo, if you want beach go to Porto Seguro, if you want rivers go to the center of Brazil, if you want pure nature take a good look at the Pantanal, if you want a cold place go to the south, if you want jungle go to the Amazon Forest.
There will be 46.000 people in the security of the Huelympics, I wonder if this number is normal? Someone have this number for the previous olympics?
>>62157594
???????????????????
Even the statistics say that the most murders occurs in the outskirts. Stop lying.
>>62157671
People are coming for the Olympics, dumbass
>>62157813
Despite the Olympics of course.
>>62156704
This made me laugh loudly and im still at work
>>62157881
>>62156704
It's more likely they stab you to death.
>>62157625
But you already live in a shithole
>>62155500
What's wrong with this pic?
A nigger being humilated? There is nothing wrong about that.
The cops from Rio are just dumb to upload this on internet
>>62157625
You can live like a god here if you have the money.
>>62157937
That's from Sampa.
>>62157957
The question is: why do these retards upload this on internet?
I would love bashing niggers, but I'm not that dumb to put this on internet. It's full of gommies.
>>62156901
Buy it in the favela, gringo. Just need to know a guy.
>>62157996
Probably they sent in a whatsapp group and someone uploaded.
>>62158003
He must buy in Paraguay. Don't trust in niggers.
>>62158016
Some cops are so dumb.
But talking about weapons, do you guys know that Brazil is one of the greatest exporters of small weapons in the world? It makes you think.
>>62157600
why wouldn't he? He's Angolan and they speak Hue.
>>62158024
And trust in a southamerican?
>>62157996
Because it's funny.
>>62157625
No please to to Europe. Europe is the place for AIDS. We already have to many problems with black people.
>>62157625
vacation or big move?
If move is it really easy for well educated Angolans to get jobs in Brazil seems like anyone but Americans can easy get into Brazil
STEM?
>>62158139
How's that? Americans can't get here easly? If not it must be a reciprocity thing.
>>62158120
fuck you
>>62158120
Vacation my friend I wouldn't immigrate to be a second class citizen in another country, especially Brasil where racism if worst than places in europe and north america i've been to
>>62158188
If you want crazy stuff go to Rio, if you want something more "light" seek another places, there are plenty of nice whores and places in the Brazil, I'm from Goiânia, google "Acompanhantes Goiânia" and go to the first website, you can get most of those whores with U$50 +- per hour.
>>62158188
No offense but the last time we receive lot of Africans in the world cup, we got Zika virus.
>>62158164
>If not it must be a reciprocity thing.
there's that for any extended stay but also Brazil has a shit immigration system
>>62158188
gotcha
I'm already second class citizen in america as a mulatto
>Be american black
>shot for walking
>>62158226
Yeah, that's true.
>>62158272
It's cool though all i wanted to do was study for a year in Floripa
the plan is for next year.
>>62158303
Going to stay in the south? Might see we become a new country.
>>62155562
>I will next week. I'm from Mexico, i fear nothing! I've seen people hanged on bridges and shit.
thats pretty sick hey
was it like cartel shit or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6NbyczFveg
>>62158354
would be interesting if you do and become Uruguay tier i will be happy for you
Brazil is a total shithole
Don't come here
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ee6_1379032091
>>62158434
That's less than 1%. 99% of Brazilians live in houses like pic related.
>>62158434
Macaco, everyone knows that Brazil is a shithole.
>>62158528
>>62158528
Those are some nice looking houses.
>>62158587
Can't believe someone spent time to do that shit
>>62158641
what to do you want, you are on 4chan
>>62158610
It's where Brazilian people live.
>>62156130
so colorful
