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British Kebab Awards edition
islam wins again LOL
karen
>>62152210
it will always win inshallah
4th for coups defy the laws of the universe
> "Yes. There is nothing to say that you can't have a presidential system in a unitary state.
>"There are already some examples in the world today, and also some from the past. You see it when you look at Hitler's Germany. Later you see the example again in various other counties."
hmm yes seems very democratic
ISN'T IT FUNNY
*says hi to you*
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IN AMERICA YOU GOTTA BE 21 TO BE ABLE TO DO 22 OF THE 23 THINGS WE DO IN 24 HOURS
Bart
Merseyside would stick his willy in my bum
Fjdkdjehjsicifisioebejfienowowfufirjcufkffkcykduxfienwbfnigeernfi
want a gf but sexually attracted to men
thing i need to go play fifa even though i hate it good bye for now lads
>>62152250
Birmingham IS the second city you dumb poorthern wannabe cunt kys
literally me
i was on the roads when dizzee made i love you (you you)
>>62152306
Hmmmmmmmm
>>62152322
i luv u*
>>62152341
me in the red jet
>>62152362
i knew that
*russellposts*
>>62152266
>IN AMERICA YOU GOTTA BE 21 TO BE ABLE TO DO 22 OF THE 23 THINGS WE DO IN 24 HOURS
what did he mean by this
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here."
>>62152389
are you a top grime lad now aha
knew you'd come round eventually
>>62152262
>Tanks deposing an elected leader
hmm yes seems very democratic. im sure they wont take advantage at all
wish people would shut up about dianna already
>>62152421
I dunno desu
why does cool shit never happen here
theres been no decent happenings here since the riots
>>62152266
pirate ""intelectuals""
about to sit down with din din. need something to watch with it, taking recs
i'm having noodles if that matters
>>62152426
ye haha
going to make a 1/2 grime 1/2 dnb album
dumb spic pirate poster
What are the Guardianista hours on /brit/?
>>62152438
the revolution will be coming shortly lad
we cannot stick theresa may
>>62152438
We're too civilised
>>62152316
oooh touchy touchy lmao brum is a third world shithole
>>62152455
grime instrumentals i don't spit
4 extra flags poster
>>62152438
Jeremy Kyle's still pretty good
>>62152438
Your Irish are lighting their houses on fire
Does that count?
>>62152455
post riddims
doing a coup
>>62152447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6SMGrIaals
if you haven't seen it...
anyone want to bend me over and spank me on the bum
>>62152511
whats your opinion on salazar?
>>62152469
Sounds dope lad
Floating in the pool smoking a spliff would be pretty chill desu
dumb doggy spic poster
*gets elected*
do not overthrow
that would be undemocratic of you
Erdogan arriving at Ankara Airport
It's ogre lads
>>62152495
I think we need our own Jeremy Kyle to verbally brutalise the underclass 2bh
SQUIWAAA
>>62152548
kek, i haven't. thx
>>62152549
>>62152557
classic case of the end justifies the means. Wouldn't like to live when he was in power
>>62152438
>he's not aware that he was born just in time for the october revolution II: jezza edition
drinking pigs milk
pilk: it's deloinkful
>>62152584
or maybe its just beginning...
ashamed to admit i thought istanbul was the capital of turkey
lmao
>>62152649
It's Constantinople
>>62152182
Mangal 2 was robbed.
>>62152549
tone down your language, this is a blue board
>>62152668
edgy
>>62152668
*Byzantium
>>62152649
you shouldn't be on /int/ tbqh
>>62152503
haven't tried yet tbqh
>>62152668
>>62152690
pwned
>>62152649
Easy mistake to make
>>62152707
maybe i should be to learn more about the world
someone recommend me a different board lads, /int/ is shit besides the /brit/ boys
damn
>>62152777
What interests do you have?
>>62152777
/b/
search for g/fur there
>>62152703
>um
get out latin barbarian
>>62152777
/d/
>>62152777
/pol/
It's over lads, shortest coup ever?
>>62152676
>not using tommorow
dumb and stupid
>>62152864
link
>>62152868
doesn't change the content and default colour which is actually what is meant, you poo
@62152801
@62152803
@62152847
@62152859
>>62152690
Rasheed.
>>62152900
soldiers are already surrending
>>62152900
https://www.flightradar24.com/THY8456/a5a3952
20 more to go
>>62152864
I think it was a test to draw the Pres back to Turkey/Constantinople
Once he lands, the big guns will start rolling in and they'll start shooting civis
>>62152777
/gif/ and /ck/ desu.
>>62152915
Source?
>>62152418
is this specifically from that harry and paul bit, or was it culturally fixed beforehand?
>>62152951
search in google
JUST
https://twitter.com/AliAmir_/status/754106758738636800
>>62152572
great way to spend an afternoon
idea for a gimmick: when someone replies to you and calls you retarded or tells you to fuck off, ask them what are they implying
dumb pirate frogposter
>>62153024
stealing this
howling at the fact that merkel unironically actually wanted this country to join the EU
Erdogan has landed in Istanbul, it's over
>>62153066
dont see why he would even be flying near istanbul if it wasnt, so youre right
*pulls up with the skeng*
wag1 wi you man
>>62153066
Would it be possible that the President's plane would fly with radar off? If he even left in a plane
Couldn't that be the PM or someone else?
Well that was a big fuss other nothing eh
>>62153232
>CNN just said the Pres landed back in Istanbul
Nvm
cannot believe that those roaches are defending turdogan
Think molly has gone to sleep lads, will have to put the moves on her another time
Here's a classic from our previous conversations though to tie you over
>>62153365
normies are disgusting
post anime
>>62153365
You're a faggot, I hope you post the conversation when she tells you to fuck off
>>62153388
He's a retard
A normie doesn't use memes irl
>>62153439
good anime post
why don't see more animoo posted here x
>>62153365
you're a cunt
>>62153400
Well that was ages ago and now she's still begging it right now so it didn't put her off, she likes my banter
>>62153400
Top normie lads do what they feel like and still get girls
>>62153448
I heard the roaches lost their coup
how the fugg does that happen
>>62153506
>it's 's trap!
>>62153439
>>62153501
my dick :s
>>62153506
because roaches love turdogan
>>62153501
is this supposed to be depicting a human
>>62153488
i fucking hate conversations like that
i hate the way women text
>>62153429
Also meant for >>62153429
>>62153488
Wow, such riveting conversation. You're a literal child, naff off.
>>62153533
utter spastic
>>62153533
You're not good at this are you?
thanks ants
thants
evruufinn will be alri toonite
>>62153538
That point was that she's desperate to speak to me
>>62153551
>>62153570
Fucking hell I give up
I've had a few
>>62153582
good taste
Should gay pregnancies be legalised?
after seeing some of the filenames in that anons torrent client, i think i might edge to mistress t for a few hours
>>62153592
>she was desperate to text me
>replying 2 hrs after you text her
ah yes
In all honesty I have not felt the sweet touch of a woman's collarbone
dumb frogposter
>>62153648
there's no telling with women desu
having a look on the old youjizz
have not been there for years
mind the gap
bully: what gap
*punch him in teeth*
that gap
---------
gonna do this tommorow
>>62153592
Youre a fucking fuccboi mate. A lonely beta addicted to 4chan who browsed /r9k/ once and came to the conclusion that women just want dick. It's not as easy as trashtalking them you beta little gimp.
Go have a wank and go to sleep and stop embarassing yourself mate.
Reminder that the coup is a psyops false flag to build the case for a round earth. 'Turkey' doesnt even exist they are just reusing photos of Birmingham
>>62153648
more like one hour and that was only because I took two hours to text her back before that
gosh do you even female?
>>62153686
used to exclusively wank to that site desu, front page always has the goods
no messing about
The trouble with hairdryers is that we've already invented towels so I will not be investing in them
https://youtu.be/NSkboTTTmpg
[spoiler]not really[/spoiler]
>>62153749
hahaha shut up you utter projecting mong I was just taking the piss because shed already sent me various nudes and was masterbating on skype and I can say whatever I want
clueless virgin
gobble gobble gobble
>>62153757
wew i can see the influence on dark souls
tried to sneeze earlier without blinking and I couldn't do it
I also had cum in my eyes at the same time so that might have had an effect on it
*holds a fart-in*
virgin mong fuccboi fedora howlign spastic cunts
>>62153893
>fuccboi
FOY
LOOOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0g09LfbNQ
Lo and be whole mum still hasn't bought anymore cereal
Woke her up to remind her about this
>>62153841
f.u.c.c.b.o.i
>>62153935
what is life like in Mexico?
>>62153841
>haha look at this lads, I'm going to normiepost on /brit/ at 2 am that will be sure to get a good reaction!
Just fuck off, I've known even literal aspergers have a lot of sex, it's a question of attitude not of capability. That you are deluded enough to think this makes you important is cringeworthy you abominable normalshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqp-q4P7Uc8
Skip to 6:25, so fucking funny
>>62153965
pseudo-normie just got fucking bodied
anyone else enjoy watching taiwanese puppet shows?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhqOEUXop9g
Reformed the english number system to make it easier for kids
It now goes:
One
...
Nine
One-Ten
One-Ten One
One-Ten Two
One-Ten Three
etc
You can thank me later
>>62153965
Nigga stfu
You're an idiot and you've shown no proof that you've gotten laid
>>62153960
a bit shit
>>62153850
you're an ugly little cunt mate and if I ever see you I'll slit your neck wide open yeah
>>62153940
sound I've shagged more birds then you ever will and molly is just a disposable one that I can use as a gimmick on /brit/ and not really care if she ever finds out
>>62153965
I'm not normal lol I just have more sex than you!
>>62153935
Did i just hear a Gunshot inside the CNN turk place?
>>62154051
Do you go to uni in Mexico?
>>62153982
too much. kek!!
>equestrian soldier
>>62153936
>Lo and be whole
Allright turkey, you got your coup, now whats the next step of your masterplan?
>>62153935
me behind the camera
poured heavy cream over some frozen berries and the cream turns into this like.... frozen milk coating over the berries and its quite good.. its a nice dessert....
haha
>>62153936
>>62154090
Only understood this after reading the second post
business idea: make /brit/ a melting pot of friendship
>>62154061
Only fuccbois brag about how many birds they've shagged on fucking 4chan. Beta fuccboi mate
>>62153982
*spits out rosé*
christ that's as absurd as henry kissinger winning the nobel peace prize
>>62154141
FOY
>>62154150
Didn't say a number you bitter beta virgin twat
well that coup was a bit poo
'The Reuters news agency reports that tens of Turkish soldiers have surrendered their weapons to armed police in Istanbul's Taksim Square.'
>>62154141
I hope you get cancer you homosexual mongoloid
Is it 190cm fag posting these shit posts/convos about "pulling"?
>>62154181
>FOY
are you implying something?
just had sexual intercourse fellas
it's really disappointing, much prefer a good wank
also the smell of latex condoms is fucking disgusting
>>62154211
>having sex with condoms
>>62154184
why
>>62154199
probably, doubt it's two cunty attention whores doing it.
>>62154202
It's spelt "Freindship" in briton
>>62154181
Fuccboi needs some sudocream
>>62154224
>getting stds from slags
>getting slags pregnant
>>62154199
no it's that 6'6 guy from birmingham
>>62154278
This its the chav kieran
>>62154272
i've only fucked 2 girls and they were both fatties from online and i didn't use a condom and came inside them for both of them. was pretty good would do it again but i feel like i'm testing my luck since no stds so far
LMAO I HAVE SEX GUYZ I SWEAR
...
bent mongoloid
>>62154278
the hairdresser?
>>62154307
just had sex guys
>>62154211
>I don't know how to shag properly so sex is shit meme
Haha oh dear I remember being 15 too
>>62154231
>only one person in /brit/ has sex
o-oh my
>>62154197
don't make me get on your john coffey green mile arse, boi! YOU BLACK BRONIE!!!
>>62154332
he used to post with reddit flags, idk what his job was
>>62154331
post toot
funnest friday night in awhile, love watching turkish roaches burn hhahaha
having sex right now
>>62152777
/fit/ is a good laff
just had sex with guys
>>62154373
post taco
Just got bummed lads
>>62154332
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/cronin/
>>62154343
the funny thing is i'm completely serious kek
having tummy troubles
listening to some stone roses lads, getting my groove on
>>62153935
oh shit they're getting in
>>62154199
i think 190cm remains purposly ambiguous and doesnt post pics because he knows if hes doxxed that he'll get a bollocking because everyone hates him
>>62154381
>>62154389
that was quick haha
Having sex with /brit/ as we speak
A spokesman for Turkey's national intelligence agency, MIT, says the coup attempt has been defeated but that there are some pockets of resistance.
"People are marching on these groups. All people who have taken part in this attempt will stand trial for treason. There is no problem for the time being," Nuh Yilmaz is quoted as saying by the Hurriyet website.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYjEzrcO6AA
blowing myself
my penis is currently inside a vagina
just bummed someone
>>62154423
But he freely says he's from Swansea so what's the difference?
Business idea: gay porn
just watching the wife get a good fucking
>>62154346
didn't say its shit, just disappointing.
dying for a wank lads
wonder if Tim wants Erdogan out of business, sunshine
>>62154482
When the female didn't turn up but they decide to make the film anyway
>>62154398
how did he get doxxed
my penis is currently inside a penis
Europe is fucked if Turkey gets worse.
fucking a lass while her husband wanks in the corner
What's the northeast like? Sunderland? Newcastle? Hartlepool? Middlesbrough?
>>62154562
Yeah it's like those places
>>62154562
Shit at football
>>62154562
yup
hmmmmmm, yes, quite. indeed
Allah bismillah teri jugni
>>62154562
total shitholes
Fucking Europe while Turkey gets worse
business idea: research why grown men like bronies
>>62154199
i wonder if it's the guy who flipped his lid a month or two ago over something like this a few months ago. he was like demanding people post photos of themselves to see if they're better looking than he was and posting photos of himself and just came across like an absolute belter.
>>62154036
>AYO
>AYO HOL UP NIGGA
>AYO UR STOOPID NIGGA
>AAAHH HAHA
>AYO NIGGA HOL UP LET ME GET SOME DAT
*SMACKS LIPS*
>BOOTY
>AYO
deplorable yank mongoloid
>>62154620
why
>>62154562
bleak, depressing former industrial towns
i like the accents though, very comfy to me
tits look different sizes at different times
Turkey coup isn't over. Soldiers taking over CNN TURK live, allah akbar screaming can be heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0g09LfbNQ [Remove]
posting my alt-rightfu
Business idea: throw buckets of ice water on homeless in winter
business idea: football
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_uOgyBK1c
>>62154036
>>62154646
wait you might have been replying to the wrong person in which case friendly fire, sry la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3DtTnz0q5Q
reminder
really into this rn, lads: https://youtu.be/nq93lk6uiks
>>62154674
who is that?
>>62154674
>tfw no far right qt gf
>>62154697
tunes old as heck
>>62154687
very very very good post
>>62154687
walker of the green valley
>>62154720
just heard it on /brit/ on the bronie video
