You wake up in your current location in 1860. What do you do?
Farm I guess
Fish I guess
Plant some orange trees and shit
>>62137876
Get ready for the best years of Argentina, maybe lie my way into presidency
Prepare
Continue with my life. Remain a student.
Fucking rebels, can't fucking rest a little and then some fucker wants to separate again.
At least i can play imperialist and fuck with our neighbors business, it's not like i'll ignite a war anyway ;D
Find closest civilization.
Take back control of rebel scum.
Then take over world and lead earth to a new age of prosperity and peace. That or total carnage, will have to see how the cricket turns out.
>>62138274
Do everything you can to keep the monarchy
>>62138217
>>62138156
>>62138310
>not taking advantage of the gold and oil
Start a rebellion against yellow teeth Part 2.
>>62137876
Realize I'm in the forest because my house and town wasn't around until 30-40 years later. I am sure though I could sneak into a mansion or villa close buy that was used by wealthy people that might not be home since it isn't their main home.
Begin raping a pillaging for king and country
>>62138371
>Then take over world and lead earth to a new age of prosperity and peace
Whoa, why didn't no one think of doing that back in those days? You are a true visionary, my friend.
>>62137876
farm
Oil my whip
>>62137876
Fight against El Salvador and Honduras because I will have no choice and win our greatest military victory.
>>62137876
Farm.
drink cofffee
Get out of this shitty forest I'm now in, go a few miles north, and start farming. Also hope that I don't get shot for being Hispanic. Texas was whack back in that era.
Mine i guess
>>62137876
Secede
Square up for a showdown with the dirty outlaws
Find a way to Austria.
Depends
if I have little job prospects in the Northeast (where I am) that I like I can just roll the dice and go west to Cali (which isn't shit at this point)
Help resistance movements with info
fall out of the sky
be a slave I guess
>>62137876
Kill Solano
Good man, but not worth getting set back to the stone age for
>>62137876
My family had a farm like this one back then, so I guess moving to them and farming.
Pick up boulders and dirt and build a home
>>62142196
Black free men existed all over the slave states and some even owned their own slaves.
Visit bolivia :^)
>>62137876
I am so fucked.
Make a revolution or
resume the civil war
invest in google
>>62142764
Yeah ones with papers properly, not undocumented guys who just popped out of 150 years in the future.
Being President of the Confederacion Argentina and destroy the estado of buenos aires
Unite Italy and shit
Eh... Meh, idk all is nice now.
>>62137876
Try not to get malaria in the Great Black Swamp for a year, then enlist in the union army to go kill Johnny Reb.
>>62137876
It's probably a swamp
Anyway I start the Zionist movement.
>>62137876
Praise the king of Prussia
Then proceed to work myself to death in a coal mine/ iron production
go catch syphilis from some of the ladies in Whitechapel
jerk off to magazines I guess
>Try not to die of one of the many diseases plaguing Dublin's working class at the time
>Spend the next seven years trying to make the 1867 revolt less disastrous
>wake up
>get dressed in Brit inspired peasant clothed
>milk cow, gather chicken eggs, get water from well
>pray to Anglican god
>eat breakfast
>saddle up horse and buggy
>drive to wharf
>head out in my schooner with the ebb tide
>fish all day for cod, mackerel, and flounder, throw away any disgusting lobsters I get as bycatch
>sail back in on massive flood tide
>tide here is semi diurnal so it's still very early
>meet up with fellow sailors at pub
>get drunk on ale
>go together as a mob to nearest French Acadian village
>rape and pillage in the name of His Majesty the King
>go home
>bitch to simple wife about threat from America and need for Confederation
>bitch to wife about Irishmen and the Fenian brotherhood
>make mental note to rape and pillage Irish papist village next time, maybe take a day off work and hit up both an Irish and a French village with the lads
>suddenly escaped black negro slave apprears from underground railroad
>tell him welcome, no man should be a slave
>give him directions to Negro colony at Sierra Leone
>goodbye free and filthy negro
>plow simple wife to produce good Anglocolonial offspring
>wash up in wooden basin my simple wife has heated for me
>say Anglican prayers
>blow out candle made from seal fat
>sleep and dream of French Acadian inferiority and American imperialism
>God Save the King
>>62137876
get conscripted by roca to kill huelches
>>62137876
>tfw gold rush
>tfw gonna be fighting Chinks
>go to the pub and talk about the good lads who died at the Eureka Rebellion
Support this guy
Take some Browns people's country for queen and country
>>62137876
>live on the east coast during golden age of shipbuilding
Fuck yeah
>>62137876
I would be eagerly waiting to join the Confederate Army.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZxMDZ3TdZM
I'd probably tell everyone the future and then lie or over exaggerate some aspects to manipulate it in favor of nationalism and against globalism.
Move out west so I don't get caught up in the civil war
Try to flee the civl war
be really pissed off about Lincoln
>>62150102
>eagerly waiting to join the losing side
Yeah, that sounds like a rather Southern thing to do.
>>62137876
Move to based PruBia, become a PruBian and live out life in PruBia/German Empire before WWI
Help the south secede, just because I'm curious
T. Asian
>>62151192
>just because I'm curious
long story short: confederate sates of america essentially devolve into white mexico. mexico itself devolves into an even lamer version of mexico (so...essentially guatemala).
Cut down trees and plant crops.
>>62137876
id rather live in 1860 tbqh
Rush for gold then leave for somewhere decent and stable
Was there anyplace half decent to live during this time period?
>>62151649
stay safe bud
move somewhere safe because the fucking french are coming
>go to toronto
>try to get to london because goddamn I want to see that
>attempt to stowaway on trains to see the rest of Europe
>attempt to find famous people, see if I can tell them some stuff from the future
>probably die before I even reach the atlantic from all the disease
>>62137876
wasn't Sakhalin owned by the chinks
>>62137876
Expanding as usual
>>62138217
this
>>62137876
PARAGUAYAN
FUCKING
SHITS
>In my current location
shoot some natives and cut their ears for the reward
>>62155173
You can do that now in several parts of Latin America. Pretty sure FARQ and Mexican cartels both pay bounties on human remains.
I bet Brazilians would pay for native ears so they can cut down more Amazon.
Make a separatist revolt start and make São Paulo into a country, and demand alliance with France and USA once I get into power.
>>62155393
I remember watching a video of the '80 filmed in some part of the amazon forest where some guy hunted natives from a helicopter, killing about a dozen in a couple of minutes.
>>62137876
Get to Galacia before my family immigrates to America I guess.
enjoy bondage I guess
rule europe desu lmao
>>62155613
>killing from a helicopter
>not raping or pillaging
His conquistador ancestors are weeping in Catholic heaven.
>>62137876
>be American
>get scalped
Fucking prairie niggers
>>62137876
I'd try to build a (really) simple computer, more like a simple calculator with simple I/O, and become famous
I guess I'd kill myself if some wild animal didn't do it first. This place was just a fucking hot
savannah-like place in the middle of nothing before 1960.
>>62137876
I'd try and navigate my way to Fort Edmonton. I'd try to avoid the local Blackfoot tribe like a plague but if I met some Cree I would try and communicate. Don't know what I'd do afterwards.
Do as my forefathers did. Fight for the lost cause.
So little people live in the deep inland regions of Australia it's like they never colonised it at all
>>62155173
lel
You can do that now
>black
>in the North
Assume I'm a free man and figure out what the fuck I'm able to do in the 1860s as free black man. Maybe try and start a business of some kind.
Go to Russia and try to stop USSR from ever existing.
>>62137876
My town was settled in 1834 and officially established in 1852, so I guess I would just head for town, and eventually make my way to the east coast, where I would patent every valuable thing from 1961+ that I could think of.
Probably teach them all the magic of modern ballistics since I know most about guns.
>>62137876
Go to war against that fucking liberal party, damn those freemasons.
find some natives so I can take their land and their women
>>62137876
Join the allies in the Crimean war and take back parts of Finland.
Flee to England and use my superior knowledge to become rich doing patents and become a powerful industrailist, then go back home in the early days of the second Mexican Empire, convince Liberal Maximilian to set up a constitutional monarchy based on the Westminster system and prove to Juarez using modern arguments he must serve as prime minister, use Napoleon III French/Belgian troops and Mexican Federales armed with assault rifles to take over former Mexican territories using secesion as Casus Belli, retake Central America once I'm done with that, send absolutely all negors back to Africa in order to civilize the continent as allies, make it mandatory, funnel all European migration in the late 19th century along with Eugenics progarms to create a master race, prop up the Austrian empire in Europe and have Germans join them to retake Constantinople and overtake Russia, start a campaign to erradicate Islam at that point in history, make sure all European countries get a fair share of colonization and start moving towards a European Union, as the greatest and most powerful empire in the world use incentives such as access to modern scientific medicine to eventually unite the Western hemisphere, make a deal with the Empire of Japan that will allow them to take over mos of Asia as an allied power. Once I have secured a bright future for Western civilization retire to peacefully write and contemplate the world in which I'll pass to history as the greatest genius who ever lived... Oh yea, and clasify all research in physics make sure we build the bomb in secret but that no one knows about it...
Walk to Sweden.
>>62137876
I dont think anyone was much in ontario california at that time.
If there was, id be a slave
Fight for independence
>>62137876
Die of tuberculosis
>>62145079
>1860
>King
baka I bet you're not even a freeborn son of the waves
Stay in my village
>>62137876
Move to melbourne and set fire to the entire city.
>Los Angeles
>Invest in rail roads and oil
>Get rich
>Buy up as much LA/San Diego/San Francisco land as I can
>>62137876
Well I'm fucked.
Walk South-East and hope I stumble across a town.
Wait 15 years, then kill some muslim oppressors and die for freedom.
>>62137876
Find a job ferrying goods along the Ohio canal.
Attempt to curry favor with local congressman so I can get into a military academy to prep for the civil war. Find a job behind the lines helping move the supply chain. As much as I want to fight rebs, warfare back then was a fucking mess and I'm not massing with my men and trying to push through a line of pissed off southerners with rifled muskets. Not my cup of tea.
Maybe I could make a raiding party and piss of northern virginians. That would be nice too.
>>62137876
Hang the authors of sedition
>>62137876
>in Florida
>buy up all of the "worthless" beachfront land
>>62150262
Your words would have been forgotten. Globalism was not even imaginable in 1860.
FUCK
>>62137876
Try not to be drafted into the confederate army
>>62137876
Tip Lincoln off on the events of the next 10 years.
Invent some shit, and become rich.
Join in on unregulated capitalism.
>>62159275
They wouldn't be forgotten if I told the next hundred years, including astronomical events, in great detail.
>>62137876
i just realized their is no finland in 1860 :D
>>62159461
and no germany
>>62137876
Fight in some war
>>62159440
Could you do that right now without the aid of the internet?
>>62156966
>2016
>being black
lol gr8 b8
>>62159252
this
>I'm now part of the Netherlands
pretty comfy 2bh
Working the mill in Oregon City, Oregon.
>tfw small settlement but growing
>hard work but steady feed
>tfw no qt native american girl to lie with
>this small town is all I know
If I woke up and had all the knowledge I have now, Oh man, I am going to make a fortune. Just imagine.
>All townsfolk gather around you
>Say you have an incredible invention
>Make a lightbulb out of glass jar and tungsten
>shred thin strips of copper and coil them
>hook them up to a magnet on an axle to produce a potential difference
If you went back in time right now, and were incapable of describing the mechanism of a technological or medicinal advancement we have today, you're fucked.
Time to join the army, just in time for the war in Mexico and conquests in Africa, Indochina and the Pacific.
And try to rise up the ranks as fast as possible to try to prevent the war of 1870 and the fall of based Napoléon III.
>>62137876
if you mean that literally, i would fall to my death because i live on the 12th floor.
hongcouver would barely exist. the building i live in was a lumber mill back then apparently.
Be poor or be a sailor I guess. At this point Norway was as poor as Albania.
>>62161740
ur gonna get fucked by the eternal kraut anyway laddie
Get some of those fine congolese hands
Ahora soy esapñoliANO, por eso hablaré español, y entonces me mataré.
>>62137876
Start socialism/anarchism propahanda
@
In 20th century every big city will have monument of me.
>>62138156
What you mean to say is "get ready to fight in the motherfucking Civil War/ War of Northern Aggression (lel)"
>>62138464
I don't know why I like these photos of British politicians laughing over the twin towers so much. Do you have the one with the Queen?
>>62137876
Plan a revolution, or serve in the Spanish Army as a mercenary like one of my ancestors did, and then maybe I'll become my own great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.
>>62137876
fight the tans
You southaboos know that ten extra men won't help
Hope I don't get conscripted when the war breaks out
>>62137876
Swim to Russia?
>>62137876
This place would have been total forest back then. I would try to get to the church 5 kilometers down the lake. The village there was inhabited by then. Then I would probably just start working for someone to get food. And impress those turvenuijas with my knowledge
>>62138217
This
panic
having sex with qt quebecer gf in order to make 14kids because the gouvrnement doesn't want catholic(quebecer) to be taken over by protestant(anglo)
>>62137876
Embrace my Hapsburg overlords
kill myself cuz I don't want to be a smelly austrian Hapsburg cocksucker
Gavrilo Princip did nothing wrong
>>62137876
Move to Angola to open a farm and enjoy free labour and a qt slave girl to please me.
Use the 54 years ive got to stop ww1 from happening
Fight for freedom
>>62137876
The Henty's, the people who founded my town, landed here in 1834. So get a job as fisherman I guess.
>>62137876
>London 1860
Probably get on a ship to somewhere, I think the empire was in full swing then
Kill indians