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>>62130427
lot of work to do m8
>>62130427
inb4 best friend of france is isis
>>62130717
O V O
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>>62130717
>former enemy
Makes posting on /int/ very difficult
>>62130717
Odlično odrađeno
>>62130773
kaj gledaš srbine pička ti materina mrš mrš
I wonder how many pyблaджии this is going to trigger
>>62130427
>I'm supposed to be croatias best friend
Dude, I barely know you. I mean, you're alright, but best friends? Come on.
>>62130949
Du bist mein freund.
>>62130427
sauce on that ancestor
>>62130890
>Friendly rival
>Former enemy
I don't get it.
>>62131037
>Enemy.
>Spain.
>Think now we care .
>>62131107
Over here at least, we generally use Romania as a measure, up until recently people were calming themselves by saying "at least Romania is shittier", but then you actually started doing well while we stayed shitty. Also I'm pretty sure that we had like at least 2 wars in the 20th century.
>>62131125
>former enemy
Fuck now?
This is how I see it. I doubted what to put in "Natural enemy" and "friendly rival".
Fuck the Irish lads
I am lazy as fuck. And I fucked this shit up but i am too lazy to fix it.
>>62131911
that emu
lol
>>62131897
If you rightclick images on wikipedia you can choose to resize them so you don't get ugly flags
>>62131969
All flags that don't have the union jack within them are ugly so I wouldn't bother.
>>62131963
>>62131897
Hos the fuck are romans your ancestors?
Is that some kind of meme i am not into or?
>>62132010
Literally all western empires are massive rome
re-enactments and ours was no exception.
>>62132010
our whol govinmint
>>62132293
Why China?
>>62132345
They're giving them guns and people to make nukes n stuff, they also run to China when the big bad U.S. wanted to molest them
I'm on mobile, so here goes
>My country
Mexico
>brother
No one
>father
Spain
>ancestor
Aztec Empire and some others
>natural enemy
USA
>friendly rival
Brazil, maybe ?
>best friend
Cuba 2bh
>former enemy
USA
>>62132293
Can we be friends again, Persien?
>>62132516
Nobody wants to be a friend of Germany and you'll just have to deal with that.
>>62132582
>Nobody wants to be a friend of Germany
This.
>>62131107
>Friendly rival
A country you're competitive with but still on good terms, for instance it'd be the U.K. for France and vice versa
>Former enemy
A country that used to be enemies but isn't anymore. For instance it'd be Japan for U.S
>>62130949
ftfy
>country
Philippines
>brother
None, closest are Indonesia and Malaysia as distant cousins.
>father(s)
Spain, USA
>ancestor
Empire of Brunei
>natural enemy
China
>friendly rival
Other ASEAN
>best friend
None
>former enemy
Japan
desu
>>62132582
>>62132635
Ever though about that causing world wars and killing millions of people could be a silent cry for love?
You're evil bullies.
>>62132293
I thought we or Israel were your natural enemy desu.
>>62133116
to make thing clearer
fathers: Seljuqs and Ottomans
Ancestor: Ataturk
Former Enemies: Poland-Lithuania, Russia, Austria
>>62133135
>Be friends with us or we'll rape Belgium again!
Belgium is the one left crying.
>>62130427
>>62133241
2bh this is it.
>>62131077
half serb following jew ideology Ante Starčević
called the father of the homeland beacuse he was the first one who proposed an independent Croatia after almost a 1000 years
nationalism not even once
long live feudalism and the monarchy
Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser
time for some autism
>>62133228
shouldn't atatürk be the father and the seljuqs and ottomans be the ancestors?
>>62131911
>Calling the reason your GDP is so good your natural enemy
>>62133432
>Norway
>enemy
When?
Why did you make this shit so tiny?
>tfw we have no friends
>>62133234
Who the fuck cares about Belgium...
>>62133579
evidently us, enough to go to war
>>62133407
atatürk literally means ancestor of turks
>>62133639
I see.
But he still is the father of modern turkey.
>>62132345
They sell us trains and shit and we'd apparently had talks about cooperating in space, and >>62132425
I was unsure, but I don't know of any other country that would fit there.
Iraq would fit better for former enemy too, but oh well :^)
>>62132516
We already are Aleman. <3
>>62133176
Nah fдm, we have Turkish shit and Turkish people everywhere.
And among our people Israel hate is literally a meme compared to Saudi hate. Khomaymay just doesn't show it as much.
>>62133579
>Some Belgian soldiers attacked us? Let's massacre the whole town
We did, since that's the reason you lost the war. Plus you murdered Edith Cavell.
>>62133508
During the Viking Age, when Norwegians attacked the Anglo-Saxon kingdoms.
>>62133850
I thought it was only Danes. Makes me chuckle now to think that Norwegians were probably killed too when the English king ordered all Danes to be slaughtered.
>>62133812
>implying she didn't deserve it
>>62133962
It's fucking war now you evil Bosche bastard.
Eh, fought the entire world at this point and friends with half our enemies.
Khanates reladionshibs :DDD
>>62134027
Who the fuck was she? Is that some kind of WW1 meme?
>>62134027
>helps pows escape
>gets caught and sentenced to death for it
but no: she a gud girl she dindu nuffin
>>62134159
>Cuckoldinen
>>62134167
>You don't even know about the atrocities you committed
Fucking hell Heinrich, next I'll have to explain the holocaust. She was an English nurse who was shot by Germans.
>>62130890
what is a pyблaджии
>>62134269
You're a pyблaджии
>>62134317
damn . . .
>>62134391
Absolute fucking pyблaджии.
Jog on, pyблaджии.
>>62134767
:)
>>62135253
>Castille
>A country
No.
brother is israeli druze in case you wonder
>>62135372
how are we enemies didn't we literally create you
>>62135372
>Enemy
>Britain
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balfour_Declaration
Ungrateful shit.
>>62135403
we had our conflicts but yeah you could probably fit in father too
>>62130427
>not just putting Serbia in all of the brackets
Croats in denial again, I see.
>>62135464
>We had our conflicts
Fucking when you twat?
>>62135473
Notice how all the bad countries love you.
>>62135496
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_insurgency_in_Mandatory_Palestine
>>62134159
But we liberated you in XIX. Ungrateful bastards!
>>62135327
Castile (no double L).
Yes, it's a country. If England is a country, then Castile is.
>>62130427
Stop embarrassing me in public, Croatia
>>62135834
England is a province.
>>62136271
your brother is greece
dunno about best friend
>>62137132
Can't be a former enemy and natural enemy at same time DAFT DAGO.
>>62137258
>Natural enemy
Gibraltar
>Jew puppet master behind
UK
>>62137397
>Natural enemy: A rock
Dagonians do hate things as smart as them.
>country
Italia
>brother
Greece
>father(s)
italian city state
>ancestor
Spqr
>natural enemy
Autria,the pope
>friendly rival
France
>best friend
Spain
>former enemy
the pope
>Father
>Ireland
What's supposed to be the historical link between you both?
>>62137957
How are we rivals?
>>62138529
meant for >>62137957
>>62132811
>nobody loves the netherlands
>>62138593
A few Irish monks lived on Iceland before the norse colonized it.
>>62130427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg
>>62137132
DER CHICANEN
>>62141140
You're wrong, Russia is your natural enemy.
>>62131158
buen post
>>62131305
mal post
>>62133578
why is ireland your natural enemy?
>>62133579
Britain in 1914, apparently.
>>62138176
:3 luv u 2 bro
>Tfw so many best friends and almost no enemies
>>62130427
Why do croatia consider us best friends? I mean I love you guys but I have to know!
>>62142073
only baby boomers still hate CCCP
Best 3 colors
>>62147881
Superior ball variety.
>>62148172
For OP >>62130427
>>62147418
Foro de São Paulo isn't even a country.
>>62135391
Autism
>>62148400
I couldn't find an enemy for Brazil, then I just posted them memes.
>>62130427
>>62148673
Leaf vs Aussies...This championship of shitposting?
>>62148172
>Argentina
>"rival"
we are more like a joke IMO
>>62135372
Former enemies should literally be the entire world kek
otherwise Romans and Nazis