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FRIDAY EDISH
POST YOUR FRESHEST MEMES
>>62122514
no tsars
thoughts?
EESTI EESTI EESTI
KAIPAAN SINNE PERKELEESTI
good thread so far, only bestposters if you don't count that finn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlbZXz7l8c
/melbourne/, best sound/drugs and we're living it first
>>62122625
nothing wrong with finns posting here
>>62122656
If a nuclear bomb were dropped on lelbourne right now there would not be a single thing of value lost 2bh
Is this the greatest Australian export or do you kangaroo people have something else in your sleeves?
Tastes like dishwater to be perfectly frank with you.
>>62122732
why does everyone hate melbourne?
australians please rank your major cities from most degenerate to least degenerate
EESTI EESTI EESTI
SINNE TAHDON VAIN
dead or alive you're coming with me
>>62122786
nobody drinks fosters cunt
>>62122786
I've literally never seen a can of fosters outside of some y*nk movie about Australia, like Outback Steakhouse in the US it being from Australia is now just a marketing meme used to sell it to unsuspecting foreigners
Remember when Australia almost elected Bill Shorten to be prime minister?
lol
>>62122839
>>62122847
I have been thoroughly memed then, thanks mates. For these occasions I thankfully have some rum to wash the vile taste.
Have a blastful (non-terrorist) weekend, ausbros.
>>62122811
1. Lelbourne
2. Sydney
3. Brisbane and Perth in a tie
4. Hobart
5. Darwin
7. Canberra
t. not a Canberra resident
Not sure where to put Ladelaide 2bh, it's too irrelevant to really gauge how degenerate the population is. All I know about it is that they've got a lot of churches
>>62122823
Looks like a toy
>>62122514
>tfw i am op's image
i feel honored
btw are there any versions of this for /balt+ausnz/?
>>62122811
degeneracy=fun
1. Melbourne
all others are shit
>>62122656
>>62122789
>>62123230
stop posting on /balt/+/ausnz/ you bring nothing to the table
>>62123294
get fucked cunt, answer my question. why is melbourne always talked shit about
>>62123294
i did ur mum on the table
>>62123443
All the major cities in the world are degenerate shitholes
>>62123443
We get a lot of shit. But it's well deserved, you'd know if you're from here
>Žalgirio mūšis – 1410 m. liepos 15 d. netoli Tanenbergo ir Griunvaldo vykęs mūšis tarp jungtinių Lietuvos Didžiosios Kunigaikštystės ir Lenkijos Karalystės pajėgų ir Teutonų ordino.
>>62123230
Tell me about the daily life in Melbourne.
>>62123519
>people make generalizations about the entire city because of the state of the inner-suburbs
>well deserved
yep, lad wew
>>62123606
>wake up
>shit my pants
>poke my anus
>suck on finger
>go to bed
>shit the bed
>fall asleep
oh wait that's scatvia.......
>>62123612
Inner suburbs are the only relevant part of any city. The outer suburbs might as well be considered another town.
>>62123606
Saturday in the city
>start by getting breakfast at a small cafe in the city
>chat up the qt Canadian waitress
>go to one of the many art galleries or museums
>take the clean and timely public transport out to Chadstone
>shop all afternoon because of my high disposable income
>go home get ready for a night out
>meet friends at a bar in the city and proceed to get shitfaced
>chat to people out in the smokers area 50% European backpackers who always have interesting tales to tell
>head to a club at 2am
>take a load of pills
>dance until 8am, go to either revs or jungle for the rest of Sunday morning
>go home at 2pm
>sleep and work on Monday
>>62123564
Mhm, that's epic
>>62123873
Literally the same in every city, only Melbourne has a much higher faggot/degenerate population
>>62123948
>sydney lockout laws
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
>>62124035
>americuckolds are degenerate white guilt faggots
This is news to you?
She will win
>>62124035
Leftists sire
>>62124031
A relatively tiny area, catch a taxi to another area
>>62124035
This kind of horseshit is expected from someone who lives thousands of kilometers from the nearest muslim country and doesn't have to deal with them regularly
>>62123873
Sounds pretty meh to me, only shouldnt be taking drugs, thats not too cool.
>>62124035
You're the target market for snake oil salesmen, it's a fake tweet
Kas laisvi snd gert vilniuj??
>>62124341
yep
>>62123873
>Chadstone
REEEE
>>62124341
Sinun äitisi
how do i buy viagra in estonia without going to the doctor? i have trouble getting and maintaining an erection
>>62124341
Kurwa pierdole
>>62124456
go to the doctor
>>62124247
Jokes on you lad, I knew it was fake because I was the one that made it.
>>62124247
>it's midnight in australia
lol
>>62124539
that made you laugh out loud? it wasn't a funny joke
>>62124539
>its daytime in the balts
>the russian rape spawn can't even correct their clocks
>>62124539
>It's 2 am in NZ
Goodnight
when will estonia make english their 2nd official language?
>>62124491
But she might laugh at his tiny peepee.
>>62124491
>>62124719
i'm neet and don't have health insurance. i could show the doc my penis if he/she wanted to see it
Hmm... might stop binge drinking lads
>>62124950
good lad
Holy fuck, I hate New South Welshmen
>>62124035
She's right. You can't blame all Muslims for what some of them do. That just doesn't make sense.
>>62124950
saved for later fapping
>>62125088
>l*tvia
hello friends
>>62125205
stfu
>>62125205
Go back to watching anime and living in your dream land, this is the real world and that's how it works
>>62125205
>>62125247
>almost exactly one minute later
You talking to yourself lad?
>>62125315
FUCK, YOU BUSTED ME
fucking detective
>>62125401
Hiding it is ez pz
t. criminal mastermind
>>62125401
Hiding it is ez pz
t. criminal mastermind
>>62125401
Hiding it is ez pz
t. criminal mastermind
>take some bread out, about to eat it
>decide to smell it
>smells like shit
>its all fullnof mold
Nice.
>>62125650
Mild doesn't smell like shit u idioto
Thoughts?
>>62125759
piss wee piss bollock shit arse fuck cunt
fuck shit fuck bollocks fucking shit fucking fuck
>>62125555
>>62125088
>>62124444
>>62124122
>>62122811
multi-culturalism
>>62125759
>wombat wizards
Truly terrifying, kill it now before it gains it's power.
>>62125555
extremely good digits stolen by a criminal mastermind tbqh
Thoughts?
Latvija ir gudrs :3
>>62125958
Austrālija gan nav gudra.
>>62126029
:^(
>>62126066
You need to learn different cases to write it properly since google translate sucks and you must write it manually
/balt + ausnz/ thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbxMCRoVGAM
feat. Dj Lit. af demonas
>>62126163
What happened to that ten walls or w/e his name was dj who got rekt by feminists in UK?
>>62126254
>feminists
fags
>>62123564
That's a very vivid depiction of Vytautas.
>>62126271
>In June 2015, Ten Walls posted a rant on his Facebook pages condemning homosexuality and comparing it to pedophilia. According to the Gay Star News the post stated: "I remember producing music for one Lithuanian musician, who tried to wash my brain that I don't need to be so conservative and intolerant about [gay people]. When I asked him 'what would you do if you realized that your 16-year-old son's browny (anus) is ripped by his boyfriend?' Well he was silent. In the good 90s ... these people of different breed were fixed. One of my first gigs in Ireland, on my way to my hotel I saw a church with a fence decorated with hundreds of baby shoes. Unfortunately a priest's lie for many years was uncovered when children were massively raped. Unfortunately the people of other breed continue to do it and everyone knows it but does nothing."
>>62126066
he didnt mean it :C
:C++
:D)-(
>>62126313
>>62123564
>tfw one of the great Lithuanian dukes could easily pass off as a cute maid
Guess my animes are not so wrong after all.
theres gonna be M83 in Positivus? nice
>>62126746
Nice
I've not used unlimited talk and text at all. Smh
>>62126146
Yeah, I don't know any Latvian so I just went with the easiest way
>Lithuanian police switching to Linux
shit meme
>>62127060
its fine, we like when u speak in our language, even if its not perfect
>>62127089
Nice.
>>62127134
>>62127060
yeah it makes us feel less bullied for once
>>62127033
traded my unlimited text and talk for unlimited mobile net
best choice
>>62126163
Leave gitis out of this.
I've gotta say that I like what I see.
eating atm haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMs7SLDFZdI
How are we all enjoying this friday?
>>62128070
A bit late, no?
>>62128182
It was alright, could've done more but I also could've done less.
>>62127989
i want to sniff her farts
Eating a pizza rounda atm lads
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZtWHE6C5q4
http://youtu.be/_dGUCY-P8dQ
Blog update:
>a young female manager at the job writes incomprehensible tasks
>puts too many requests in a single task
>both devs and testers get confused and miss things
>she gets mad every time and complains to the boss but does nothing to improve her way of putting things down
>she accused me of being irresponsible today
>boss said it's not my fault
>now she hates me like I killed her dog
>>62128647
She just wants the D and is having a hard time expressing it.
>>62128647
literally have to tell her to fuck off
>>62128647
fuck her to show her you're in charge
>>62128754
This.
>>62128715
>>62128754
I have a gf tho
>>62128745
I'm not allowed to talk to managers directly, if I want to tell her something I need to do this throw my team lead (and she's cute, nice and Russian)
>>62128968
>I'm not allowed to talk to managers directly
Wtf lmao. What kind of a vergu kantoris is this
>>62129059
>vergu kantoris
ayyy
>>62128647
maybe u should do a better job next time
>>62128968
>nice and russian
lmao typical """"""""latvian"""""""
>>62128647
>letting a fucking subhuman female tell you what to do
lmoa
>latvian "men"
>>62128968
>nice and Russian
what are you some kind of a faggot, you traitor?
>>62128648
its ok i love aussies
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /balt + ausnz/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second
having a dark wheat beer
im in heaven lads
>>62129328
>allahu akbar muhamad is one true god sharia law right now
what did he mean by this?
>>62129328
I'll fk u up azusa for real.
>>62129059
If every dev and tester was free to ask them whatever they want whenever they want, managers wouldn't have time to gossip and drink coffee :^)
>>62129125
Nah
>>62129188
>>62129298
It's Riga mates, the city is half Russian
>>62129216
>>62129265
>not being into femdom
You're gay or what?
>>62129399
>It's Riga mates, the city is half Russian
>kissing russian ass
whats next youre going to go shit on your grandfathers grave? honestly have some fucking self respect mate
>>62129481
Autism
>>62129328
what the fuck did u just say to me you little bitch?
>>62129527
why dont you go kiss up to some russian whore again
>b-but shez iz qt
>>62129328
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
and you're also seem to be madder than a Roman shithouse rat
>>62129328
sure thing Muhammad
For every 5 Soviet boys born in 1923, 4 of them would not survive the war.
>>62129328
(You)
I would unironically rape you until you prolapsed if we ever fought irl
>>62129481
I know too many good Russian people to be prejudiced
>>62129603
I'm not that blogger.
>>62129673
Good odds
>>62129691
disgusting
where in Riga you work? Only met 2 good russians so far in my region.
>>62129673
That's 1 fewer than needed.
>>62129739
In the city centre. Why does it matter to you? You'd find a reason to be ironically nationalistic anyway.
Cyкa блять eбaныe фaшиcты идитe нaхyй))) Зa cpaлинa блять зa дидoв!)) Диды в 41 вac в жoпy eбaли нaхyй пидopы гнoйныe)))
>>62129841
>implying being nationalistic is bad
Every time a russian walks into the shop i work he either doesnt give a fuck about Latvian or starts off with "Sveiki" and then fucks off back to russian. Doesn't really give me much of a reason to start respecting them.
>>62129899
Same here.
>>62124456
Just watch some Lenna or Liis vids from youtube.
I'm always rock solid when I watch those.
>>62129899
I too would be angry if I worked as a cashier in maxima.
Thoughts?
>>62129899
>>62129929
>live in a city where ~70% of people know Russian
>expect shop personnel to know it
wew
>>62130061
*country
>>62129994
not maxima, sorry
or other pleb stores
>>62130061
Well shit, maybe its too complicated of a subject that I have to talk about and I cant be arsed to learn so Ill just explain it for them in Latvian rather than give myself a hard time and fail to explain something properly.
>>62130202
this
they all fucking know the state language and understand when we speak latvian but still reply in russian because they are fucking assholes
they do shit like this and then yell "OPPRESSION, FUCKING NAZI LATVIANS SS PARADE OMG HEEEELP"
Never insult maxima ever again
>>62129328
What a coicidence, I'm 6'4 too.
Though I heard arabs are very bad in fights, sorry bro.
is the Russian population in Latvia growing or shrinking?
>>62130202
>>62130281
Pro tip: Russians don't reply to you in Russian out of disrespect, they just can explain things better in their own language, same as you, Latvians, who reply in Latvian. I see nothing wrong with that, I had many such conversations and it never bothered any of the parties. Now please, stop being autistic.
>>62130281
>they all fucking know the state language and understand when we speak latvian but still reply in russian
i do this with my co workers, they speak russian and i speak latvian, we understand each other, who cares
>they do shit like this and then yell "OPPRESSION, FUCKING NAZI LATVIANS SS PARADE OMG HEEEELP"
not my experience
>>62130416
Shrinking obv.
A bunch left in the 90s an now it's mostly because the ones that get citizenship move away to western Europe.
>>62130444
>yeah haha let the country be divided instead of the minority assimilating let the majority try to accommodate them instead
>>62130416
shrinking, theyve started to emigrate a little
russian birth rates are in the negative and latvian birthrates are in the positive
Latvians, Estonians, don't you ever look at the blue sky and think "Man, I wish we had history just like Lithuania.." ?
>>62130416
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Latvia
>>62130444
I think you'd agree that its odd to start a conversation in 2 languages with someone who you do not know at all, no?
>>62130416
shrinking
Just lost 100 karma for calling Muhammad a pedo.
>>62130539
maybe if u had a better flag lmoa
>>62130539
Not really, while its cool one of the Balts went all out and became a huge kingdom, we have our own neat little history. Always feel a little cheery that my ancestors together with Estonians burned down the Swedish capital.
>>62130528
>yeah haha let me just greentext my way out of the conversation
>>62130543
It's odd, but not uncommon in multicultural societies.
>>62130631
implying im wrong
its time we finally make education Latvian only so the next russian generation can assimilate and we can stop this stupid excuse that they dont know the language good enough or that they are ashamed to speak in Latvian because maybe theyll get something wrong
>be in new zealand
>have to pay $25 for a shot of horse cum
Thoughts?
>>62130698
I wholeheartedly agree. But for now you should stop getting easily offended and trying to make people feel guilty.
>>62130539
Well, you started off good, but then you dun goofed by not even having a writing system and resorted on Polish or Belorussian which in turn alienated your own people and as a result you lost a lot of land due to it. Eventually a fucking protestant Lithuanian makes a writing system but no one uses it because reasons.
>>62130698
Tas nenotiks kamēr vien būs pietiekami daudz politiski aktīvu un politiski spēcīgu krievu kas ir dzīvojuši PSRS laikā un vēlēsies lai pašreizējais status quo turpinās kur visur ārpus oficiālajām valts iestādēm viņi var lietot krievu valodu gandrīz vienmēr jo latviešu valodu viņi nekad nemācījās. Plus vēl ir jāierēķina ģeopolitiskā situācija.
>>62130853
Great drink with meals if you mix it with Koskenkorva.
Genocide of L*tvans when?
>>62130934
I thought your 5th column was left there exactly for that?
>>62130202
fascist
stop opressing russians
>>62130281
ПOШEЛ HAХУЙ ФAШИCT
CMEPTЬ ФAШИCTAM!!
>actually nicely answer to a smug lithuanian comment without being an ass
>he doesnt even answer me back
>>62131041
dude wtf that's against the rules
>>62130908
ussr ended 26 ago in latvia
oh wait, maybe they're connected with eternal russia and its culture (no matter what is official name of this country, RSFSR, or RF)?
Not a fan of this winter meme
>>62130962
>your 5th column
You meant native Russian population of Baltic states whose ancestors saved pribalty from nazi's ovens?
>this poor russian sap trying to get Latvian attention
sad really
so how was everyones day? im enjoying mgs 5 so far
>>62131153
Literally me right now.
>>62131207
shit gaem
>>62131041
Mugi is a pure maiden and the national anime girl of Latvia.
delete this.
>>62131041
>static ip
>not just phone posting it
tsk tsk
>>62131228
Gotta love a good touch of wind chill
>>62131201
where in russia do u live?
>>62131228
r8 mine
>>62131231
why? i bought arkham knight as well, is it better?
>>62131240
I deleted it because moogs is a qt and because I want to post here tomorrow.
Off to bed, been too long
>>62131470
goodnight my sweet little roo
kek, look what I found on 2ch
>>62131207
autism voxel building here
>>62131316
Siberia
Check how Baltic you guys are -----> http://skaties.lv/zinas/latvija/bez-tabu/aizpildi-naturalizacijas-testu/
>>62131539
Butifel.
>>62131559
do u like it?
>>62131470
Or rather, BEFORE TOO LONG THE ONE THAT YOU'RE LOVING WILL WISH THAT HE'D NEVER MET YOU
>>62131539
weebs get out
>>62131540
see >>62131523
>>62131442
Noice
>>62123873
>art galleries
>revs
pick one
>>62132204
Hmm... yes... I can really understand what the artist was trying to portray with this image
>>62131201
Surely you must understand that CCCP fighting Hitler was a mistake, and (unless you are some dirty chechen) european russians would have been assimilated into Europe.
It's like posting in the deleted general.
>2016
>yet no Lith assblasted because of USSR bf
why live?
>>62130934
Do not steal my joke.
>>62132588
I'm actually the creator of that joke thanks
>>62130934
Why do you want to genocide Litvans?
>>62132905
actually I created that joke ok
if you say otherwise I will pursue legal action
i want to cummie bakie
who can help me cummie bakie??
>>62132905
>>62133448
Nice try, lads, but I was the original creator.
I just reported a potential terrorist to the National Security Hotline.
What have you done today to keep your country safe?
>>62133540
how fat are you?
Watching other people play pokémon go on youtube because I don't want to go outside lads
think I've hit rock bottom, only one way forward from here
>>62131605
no, it would be wonderful if i have money but i dont
>>62133733
im skinny
will you help me?
Is there anyone Livonian here?
>>62133841
of course
>šeit neironiski atrodas cilvēki kuru seņči nebija kurši
vienkārši pakaraties
>>62133981
iemācies runāt latviski, lauķi
>>62133771
do u want me to send money
>>62133981
Kurši bija burtiski nēģeri.
>>62134048
nejauc viņus ar prūšiem
>>62133981
Vai zināji ka Juglas nosaukums nācis no līvu valodas?
Finns are a natural, belonging part of /balt/
>>62134168
visus līvus vajadzēja sadedzināt
netīrie nodevēji
>>62134192
agree, i hope when nordics and scandinavia will be destroyed by muslims, u will return to the baltics, as it was long ago
>>62134192
You belong in /balt/'s bin
>>62134220
ir palikusi kkaadi 50 liivi
>>62134192
i love Helsinki
pic related
>>62133981
Redzu tev, tāpat kā taviem senčiem, nav īpaši attīstītas smadzenes.
Kurši - nēģeri ar nepareizo ādas krāsu.
>>62134192
Indeed, BFF for life.
>>62134301
paldies dievam, sen bija laiks viņiem izmirt
>>62134365
t. līvs
Could easily be Austria and Finland 2bh
>>62134220
es gan tā nedomāju.
>>62134367
Wtf? I hate finland now.
What happened to Iceland?
>>62134826
gang violence
i miss him :/
>>62134826
gang rape
i miss him :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z5bEpO4h8g
ayy
>>62134826
Pērkons killed him because he was shitting up balt.
Thank you Pērkons.
>>62135124
He was the best poster
>>62135169
He was the best tryhard.
haha, lads.
why do jannies have an eye on our general?
Is that because I'm gurl?)))
>>>/qa/589807
>>62134044
sure
Pochemu vse pidorashki katorije sdesj postjat vsegda nerialnije dolbajobi?
>>62135209
>a gurl
>>62135316
shut up
>>62135316
that's some segsi baltic accent you have there, boi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdqTtwY6qCw
Why do they fake these?
:DDDDD
#BALTICLIVESMATTER
>>62135857
fuck off faggot
>>62135857
>t. 4chan janitorial forces
>>62135209
>>62135857
What are you trying to accomplish?
>>62136075
win our favor and for us to forgive the eternal ruskie
>>62135857
But ulmanis was aweeb
>>62136172
desu he is probably the only normal russian poster here
even when you are rude to him he is not rude to you back
>>62136283
kys faggot
>>62135316
chjo tõ chainik poplakaesh? oni prosta zapizdet kak võ debiliki zdjes kazdõi den. budete po-gavarit o tema /balt/ ili chto-ta kulturnovo i mozhet bõt oni budet uchastvavat na normalnam dialog tozhe?
>>62136283
This
>>62136333
this, also that thread on /qa/ made me giggle.
>>62136349
Kys commie.
>>62136454
kys commie
>wake up
>see this
what do
>>62136524
you're a big guy
>>62136521
Why'd you kill Kārlis you commie
What makes /balt + ausnz/ happy? I have no ideas what would make me happy at the moment. :/
(animehomos and russians are not allowed to answer)
>>62136613
nothing im depressed atm haha
>>62136613
Killing yourself will help.
>>62136283
This desu. The reason why he was never married and never had kids is that he was devoted to his waifu.
>>62136613
honestly i have no idea why im not depressed, just living the life
a***e faggots make me sick
>>62136693
Interesting theory actually.
>>62136789
>theory
>>62136789
It's the truth desu.
>>62136816
>>62136853
Ok. I believe you.
Made a thread lmao:
>>>>/tv/72022588
>>62136360
>õ
is that "ы"?
>>62137028
yeah
>>62136613
My waifu
>>62136524
LASTNIGHT'SSTORM
>>62136524
become stealth archer
>>62137472
>male marks no longer work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnbTd2WKYdY
Why do Estonians swear in Russian while Lithuanians swear in Polish?
>>62137774
The only Polish swear we use is kurva, everything else is Russian blet, nahui, pizdec etc.
>>62137774
Because slavic swears feel heavier in their meaning.
>>62137827
Do/did you have your own swear words?
>>62138006
We do but as this guy said they don't feel as harsh. Our swear words like gaidys(rooster) and other silly shit
>>62137866
>>62138075
>gaidys
Post mopre Lith swear words. Do they sound similar to Swedish or German?
>tfw grandma came into my room farted and left
>>62137774
Griaužk bybi, okupantas.
>>62138259
i told her to do that
can't believe she actually did it lmao
>>62137774
>estonains swear in russian
u wot m8?
estonian and finnish are literally only good for swearing and confusing foreigners, why the fuck would we swear in russian?
turned on the porn and my kitty got scared.
>>62138393
post swear words.
>baltics are happily conversing with their oppressors
what happened to this place wtf
>>62138544
fucking cucks
>>62138544
>>baltics are happily conversing with their oppressors
No, I'm not. I don't know who tf are talking to those "things".
>>62138504
vittu türa pask kurat raisk sitt lits libu saatan munn munniauk pasaauk sitapea vitupea etc etc etccccccccccccccccc
this is basically an infinity list because in our language you can be very creative with swear words and there are endless words for them, whenever i travel to another city i will hear 100 new words
the best kind of cursing has nothing to do with specific words. it's the intent that a sentence carries. you can call someone a "vitupea" (cunt), but that's not really creative and has no power. however if you wish upon someone that they shit worms and mucus out of their blistering ass... or they're children be born without limbs... now that's real cursing!
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