cuntree
Does your cuntree have a meme theory with other remote country
Japan
Yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese-Jewish_common_ancestry_theory
>>62115711
CHING CHONG PING PONG
>>62115711
>theory
it's glaringly obvious that we are the same people
speak the language of the hebrew man, makoto okazakistein
>>62115711
Delete This
Shit tier money hunger affiliate blogs
>>62115754
>mexicans were chink
not surprising when they both consume huge amount of cilantro
>>62115711
It's because both of you arrived at the earth at the same time, fucking aliens.
>>62116089
right, this is a bait thread
our comments will be translated and posted on Japs blogs like
all-nationz
tamenal
>>62115711
Turks and their theories probably take the cake
>We wuz Summerians
>We wuz Indians
>We wuz Etruscan
Pretty much all evidence (linguistics, genetics, appearance, culture) suggests that Maori, New Zealand's indigenous race, are polynesians, but there is a fringe group that insists they're descendants from a lost Egyptian tribe.
>>62116815
Interesting.
Island peoples seem to get a lot of lost tribe theories about them.
Kenji-san, how do I get a Makuya gf?
>>62116815
Hold up
Oh yes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_Kashmiri_descent_from_lost_tribes_of_Israel
>>62116815
we wuz kingz cuz
God damn Jews.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_Israelism
>>62115711
jesus can you imagine the horrid slith eyed-hook nosed-small chopped off dick, greedy, manner less hybrid.
There was a theory running around about how the Mapuches (Chile's largest indigenous group, pretty much 1/3 of Chile's culture and half of the genetic pool) came from ancient Japanese people who circled the Pacific to finally settle in Central Chile. This is based on how the mapuches are a isolated people (like the basque) and there's a few words what sound the same and have similar meanings.
Why are meme theories always about meme history like jews, romans and vikings?
>>62117461
And why do You Finns have so many?
>Sweden and Norway was founded by Finns
>Sumerians were related to Finns
>Scythians were related to Finns
>>62117493
Only the 1st one is an actual theory anyone outside a schizophrenic ward has heard about it and your retarded sagas fueled it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nór
>>62117493
Not saying you believe in them overall, but that Finnish nationalists seems to be more for them than Swedish dittos.
>>62115711
Little known fact, but Lithuanians are actually descents from the Roman Empire. To be exact, from the Polemon II of Pontus.
>>62117599
Pokemon?
>jewsfearthesamurai.jpg
>>62117599
Mind to tell us more about that theory?
And did it gain weight before or after the conversion to Christianity?
>>62117493
Because there isn't a coherent official narrative for finnics in general and because of that in turn no easy to digest popular culture images so you get mental cases with too much time on their hands.
Also the dismissive attitude swedes and other neighboring countries have doesn't really help either. According to your typical swede finns just magically popped into existence in 1917.
>>62115711
There's theory Troy might have been located in Holland
>>62117493
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liao_civilization#People
Finns are also ancient chinese civilizations
>>62117661
People who are into fantasy history are not coherent enough to understand the actual origins of Finnic people which are a bit complex but not especially mysterious
>>62116355
what
>>62115711
Yes we do. I am black, and indeed WE WUZ KINGS N SHIT SENPAI
my entire country is one huge meme
>>62117612
>>62117659
Well, it's bullshit to be honest.
It's a romanticism thing, made up by Lithuanian nobility.
The second, more extensive, redaction (also known as Chronicle of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania and Samogitia) was compiled in the second half of the 15th and the beginning of the 16th century[3] (the final version probably came into existence around the 1520s at the court of Albrecht Goštautas[8]). The redaction traced back the foundations of the Lithuanian state to the 1st century, when legendary Palemon escaped from Roman Empire and settled at the mouth of Dubysa. He founded the Palemonids dynasty and became the first ruler of Lithuania.[6] This legendary part was then followed by the revised first redaction, detailing the lineage of the Gediminids. Mindaugas, the first King of Lithuania crowned in 1253, and other earlier historically attested dukes were skipped entirely.[4] The elaborate story that Lithuanians were of noble Roman origins had no historical basis and was discarded by modern historians as nothing more than a myth.
Basically made up to press more claims for Vytautas to become king, and later romanticised even more by the Lithuanian Radvila nobility in literature and family history.
>>62117996
Pretty much all countries had bulshit histories about how their countries was created back then.
We Swedes used to track our line of monarchs back to the great flood for some time,
>>62117882
unfortunately this is true, some japs are making money with their affiliate blogs and you can see your translated comments there
Nah not really, there's one that the Portuguese discovered Australia first but it's not very ludicrous.
>>62117843
The problem is most history is boring to a casual and it needs to be spiced up for it to really stick.
Portraying pre-nordic iron age finnics as wildilings from GoT might be a good start because that's how low you have to go to really start making lasting impressions. Scandis had the benefit of germans, anglos and french all being vikingboos so they got their PR managed for free.
>>62118168
seriously? they translate 4chan and post it somewhere? who in the everloving fuck would be interested in what goes on here?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thor_Heyerdahl
>He believed that natives migrated north through waterways to present-day Scandinavia using ingeniously constructed vessels made of skins that could be folded like cloth. When voyagers traveled upstream, they conveniently folded their skin boats and transported them via pack animals.
>>62118146
As in the bible flood?
Now that is some creativity. I guess the main idea of this story is "We R the real Christians" ?
>>62118334
Netouyo are more numerous than you might think.
>>62118376
kek
I think there's a theory somewhat like that, where Ukrainians and all slavs bassicaly are also descents of Scandinavia who settled in mdoern day Ukraine. But that has some possibility at least
>>62118413
Yes, the bible flood one.
And not really, think it was just about giving us Swedes some more legitimacy in the eyes of the continent. Long royal lines was the shit back then.
You can read the whole line of Swedish Monarchs here if you want, starting at Magog the grandson of Noah.
https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historia_de_omnibus_Gothorum_Sveonumque_regibus
>>62117261
I do look Jewish. Huge nose and quite cunning.
we wuz scythians n' sheeeeeeeeeit
That's a (mostly swedish) historical theory perpetrated during 1700's mostly about the origins of the finnish language.
To be fair pretty much every east/north-east european people has been linked to scyhtians at some point because romans wrote about them and everyone wants to be related somehow to romans even as their enemies.
>ツ
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you literally cannot disprove these facts
>>62118270
/tarhakalmisto/ aka /tarandgrave/ master race
Sveacucks BTFO by Finnic immigrants
https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarhakalmisto
>>62117183
it's basically unquestionable that western europe is ephraim, especially now that so many of us are rediscovering Torah
>>62118612
>A swedish man will never rule your country again
Though Vasa was shit when rulling GDL and Poland.
>>62118376
Heyerdahl's Polynesian theory might have been slightly batshit, but I still respect him for proving it was possible by actually doing it himself. Absolute madman.
Japanese have not anything to do with Jew much, but we match for a relationship across racial and ethnic lines.
Yup, it's called New Jersey
>>62122589
Ayyy we got a wise guy over here!
>>62115711
Kingdom of iberia (Georgia)
they thought that we were their brothers or something, at least they are christians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_Iberians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Iberia
>>62118168
>some japs are making money even from 4chan postings
Fuck I was skeptical but now it's obvious. We and Jews were same people.
