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>obligatory english
A Pokemon Go player, 15, has been hit by a car while playing on the popular app, prompting her mother to warn other teens to beware of the game.
Autumn Diesroth, of Pennsylvania, suffered injuries to her collarbone and foot when she was struck by the vehicle at the intersection of Ross Street and East Ninth Avenue on Tuesday afternoon.
Her mother, Tracy Nolan, says her daughter had been playing the game when she found herself at the busy highway. When she tried to cross, she was hit.
Her mother Tracy Nolan has warned other parents 'don't let your kids play this game' after her daughter's accident
https://youtu.be/2FLs2AaDPfU
Please a Deutscher record this :D
Huh!
Yarakstyle 91
Münschen was geht?
Ich habe schon damals auf Lokalisten die Szene gefickt
Und jetzt werden mütter gefickt
Yaraksong 2013
YOLO SWAG Taşak
Los geht's
Yarak, çük, sik (6x)
Samet for men Huh!
Yarak sensitive, yarak deluxe, yarak royale
Yarak (join or die edition)
Samet mit yarak yarakstyle91
Playboy yarak, süper yarak, MC yarak, Mc yarak, Dj yarak, Yarak yarak, Yarak for men Huh!
Yarak, çük, sik (6x)
>>62087303
I actually like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UutMR3L-FqU
what is he on about?
>>62087303
>>62087494
Lads, please
>>62087879
I'm not your lad, lad
>>62087494
Please don't :(
That may be the cringiest thing I've ever seen from my country
>>62087917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJMMBf4fIoY
>not this
>>62087917
I legit like his songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i83GNzD1aZQ
>>62087915
;_;
how do I sound :D
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09JJWwjrTUF
>>62088488
little unclear but pretty good
check the pronunciation of vehicle
>>62088488
You sound shy but sexy
10/10 would stick it up your throat
Everyone is posting in MY language.
>>62088780
Fuck off britshit. We are speaking American here
>>62088780
An-mhaith, a buachaill.
>>62089180
back from Germany or just a different potatonigger?
>>62089356
Back from Germany. My mate got knocked the fuck out after work and ended up in the hospital, I couldn't afford the rent myself so I had to fly home.
I think I'll spend the next year learning German and go back again next summer.
Are the plans to move to Dusseldorf fucked after Brexit?
>>62089454
shit son, you couldnt find anything else??
And nah bro, I had a little panic but looking at the way this is being handled I'm just going to go for it. At least I'll still have at least a couple of years out there, probably much more
>>62089778
>shit son, you couldnt find anything else??
The entire trip had been a rollercoaster of emotions, I was just looking forward to coming home early anyway.
>At least I'll still have at least a couple of years out there, probably much more
You'd want to hurry the fuck up, you've been talking about it for like 6 weeks at this stage.
poker...?
>>62091194
poker is for lads, of which you are not one.
>>62090263
>rollercoaster of emotions
looks like it turned you into a highschool girl, as well.
>hurry the fuck up
I have work here to finish up.
>>62092015
it's for blokes
>>62092015
>looks like it turned you into a highschool girl, as well.
We don't all have family houses in the places we're going, Nige.
>>62091194
I'm down, lad. Let me just put on my night gown, slippers and tampon.
>>62092015
https://www.rt.com/news/351091-france-nice-truck-attack/
Nice truck attack
>>62093142
Ay, fair play tb h. It's not easy
>>62093428
I kekd
>>62093893
Ahh shit. Couldn't have happened to a Nicer bunch
>>62093991
Sad thing that shit like this is becoming normal in Europe
>>62093991
>>62093893
>making puns after a tragic event like this
You're the reason there's a right-wing backlash, you people are horrible.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11O6JYgGXUd
Taking requests if anybody has any.
I speak Danish and English fluently, Spanish semi-fluently, and have a general idea of how to speak German.
>>62094547
Post German or Danish plz
>vocaroo
It only sounded like injuries was said strangely or rushed, otherwise it was fine.
>>62094750
Sure, no problem, got a specific line you want me to say? Translating isn't an issue.
Yeah, I have a bad habit of speaking too quickly. Especially apparent when I'm speaking Danish.
>>62094547
sounds like some text-to-speech program
>>62094854
"Nigel is a cuck faggot"
>>62094236
nothing Nice about it
>>62094998
Good to have you back
>>62094998
There's no Danish word for cuck, so this is as close as I can get.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RG2ZDwyqPT
>>62094864
Pretty monotone, right?
>>62094864
Coming from a Finn, that's pretty rich
>>62095241
yeah and it had these weird jumps those programs usually have
can't explain it
>>62095265
oi, it takes one to know one
every vocaroo I post gets comments like "Nice, but you sound like a robot"
>>62095241
I meant post some that I could read, but I'll make sure to bookmark that and post it whenever Nigel acts like a cuck faggot.
>>62095299
That might just be because I'm trying to pronounce it properly rather than just go with the flow.
>>62095372
Ah, my bad.
"Nigel er en cuck boesse."
>>62095490
Nigel on aisankannattaja hintti
>>62095490
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07YEizoNlry
>>62095718
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CWG6qMHJe1
>>62095974
sounds like aisankantaja
>>62094277
Is int always such a pussy?
>>62095974
Not too shabby.
>>62096053
Shut the fuck up faggot I'll slap that rosary necklace from your hair-covered chest.
>>62096176
Didn't know you are on period, sorry.
Now go back to your life in your anonymous country. No, really, major part of the world doesnt know what the fuck is ireland, you should be proud.
>>62087057
Here, have a silent mr sandman sung in 3AM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0548snoGwbG
>>62087057
Should have just taken her phone.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rsapqwpZlJ
>>62097515
>No, really, major part of the world doesnt know what the fuck is ireland, you should be proud.
Good effort, Mario. Better luck next time.
