united for a better Britain
>jf edition
rate
>>62082668
>>62082698
rec me some kpop
>wake up
>have tea
who /slob/ here?
Need a Jenna Haze gf
i've aids
having sex atm
haha joke lol
>"The decision that most surprised me was George Osborne - not that he ceased to be chancellor - but it appears she wasn't even willing to offer him a job in government.... he is a very impressive heavyweight."
think i just had an aero mint lads
>>62082738
(You)
>>62082722
what type of kpop do you fancy
There must be a melted aero mint between my arse cheeks
https://youtu.be/J59UasgEqTw tune lads haha
>>62082750
stop watching porn u addict
>>62082783
qt kpop
reported the yank with EXTREME PREJUDICE
stay on my ps and my qs yeah stay on my qs and my ps
>>62082761
everyone with a transmittable disease should be considered a biological weapon and incinerated as such
>1/2 peking duck
>10 spring rolls
>BBQ ribs
>beef satay w/ rice
ah yes spending over £20 on one meal but it's well worth it
>>62082921
fat cunt
Seven teenagers have been arrested after police seized a loaded handgun in a raid on a branch of Nando's.
A fight broke out as officers tried to search a bag belonging to a 17-year-old at the restaurant in Birmingham, at about 23:30 BST on Wednesday.
does anyone wanna get barracked and harassed?
i'll buy you a pint after, i just want to feel something
wogwon lads
Business idea: split Ireland into two and call one part Northern Ireland and the other part Rest Of Ireland
Doing a be in B&Q lads
>>62082921
growing boy
>>62082921
Abso degeno
>>62082966
at least he isn't famished. hahah
>>62083010
racist
easter?
>>62082801
I really should
Listen to Objekt's Kern Vol.3 mix, fäm.
>>62082921
no idea how anyone could eat this much food
ALERT ALERT ALERT
NEW THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq0kTmg4Fpg
Ever get a scab that never heals ?
>>62083067
you put it in your mouth and chew then swallow
genuinely, can someone please explain easter monday to me?
>do deathlifts they said
>>62083133
damn, he went and beat my record
>>62082812
oh my girl?
>>62083133
me on the phone recording him die
>>62083010
get us some latex gloves lad, broken my last 2
My retarded friends are gargling on Black Lives Matter semen lads
>>62083224
but they do matter
when you think about it, the US could easily accomodate double it's current population
ought to send the refugees over there 2bh, they'll assimilate better too
>>62083133
what's wrong with them
>>62083224
stop killing the mandem
>>62083247
shut the fuck up and get me some bacon denmark
>>62083244
I'm not saying that they do or not. It's just that BLM is a huge lie.
>>62083133
they're called deadlifts
>>62083063
how did u kno it was me
>>62083327
*approves another shipment*
prices have gone up lad
me out with the squad
>>62083133
For anyone wondering what happened, he's having hypoxic convulsions because he didn't breathe at the top (he was showing off at the top, holding it longer than he needed to)
Going to do an explosive wank
>>62083369
you dirty jew
i used to live in denmark, always smelled of pig shit in the summer and i always had to look down when walking, as not to step in the overabundant dog shit that litters the danish pavements
>>62083381
FOY
![Radar_Detector._canada._Escort_Passport_8500_x50_blue_3635[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TFm8Xik.jpg "Radar_Detector._canada._Escort_Passport_8500_x50_blue_3635[1].jpg")
Are radar/ladar detectors legal in the UK?
The are in most parts of the US of A
eating an icecream lads first one talkin sweet gon get punched in da mouf
>>62083426
All the Nordic countries are overrated and boring tbqh lad.
>>62083381
Also doesn't help that he is massive and is roided to the gills, leading to him being out of breath a lot
>>62083426
what's it like living in such a tiny country? surely there's like a tiny fraction of the amount of stuff to do that there is in a major country
So when can we start kicking the Poles and gypsies out?
Why is she so perfect lads?
>>62083452
true 2bh
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-36796355
Anyone up for a cheeky bangdos lads?
just doing a read x
>>62083468
never
>>62083434
Why do we need to detect radar
>>62083355
It was a bit of a guess. I listened to your choon and then figured it'd be you or it's a big coincidence.
got anything good on pokemon Go lads?
Ah yes
>>62083434
Yeah they're legal here. Hardly anyone uses them though. Police where I live very rarely use radar guns, there's enough fixed speed cameras that they don't really need to. And people know where the fixed cameras are.
>>62083527
Yeah, caught a Mew earlier la
>>62083493
Whatever ethnicity could these lads possibly be hahaha
>>62083482
spoiler that HOG
>>62083525
To avoid cops catching you go over the speed limit tbqf
>>62083506
its a meme
you dont die you just get a funny voice
>>62083526
haha yeah haha alri https://youtu.be/HTf_ANcxbjU
>>62083527
some nerd bumped into me while lookin at his fone. kill nerds like u
>>62083452
it is pretty boring, but i don't bore easily
>>62083464
there isn't much to do, except outdoor sports
>>62083527
got an onyx and clefairy
>>62083534
Stefan is so autistic
>>62083534
>Stefan Molyneux
mirth
what's the story behind the walking towards the camera guy? I need it for meme research purposes
>>62083559
Fuck off homo
redpill me on the next 4 years of thatcher 2.0
>>62083594
NOT
>>62083603
no one has ever found out why he walks towards the camera
>>62083575
does iceland have a hard drinking culture?
>>62083619
you're le homo
>>62083603
it's a mystery
What do I say to people when they ask what I do in my spare time? I just spend all of it shitposting on 4chan and masturbating.
>>62083619
FAT COW
>>62083603
going to Bulgaria this summer. what should i watch out for?
>>62083603
He was at a dinner dance and that's him moving to dance with someone
>>62083603
some say he's a myth, others say he's a legend. the truth is somewhere in between
aye rudeboi give me ur fone
>>62083661
say u read books like a poof
>>62083661
make something up
>>62082812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS5DYg2_qeA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2Ba-jUrQe8
luv England so much lads makes me wanna cry at times
>>62083654
i believe it's similar to the british
>>62083661
you volunteer at a local charity and play the piano
>>62083381
you arent supposed to breath at the top, you breath once you drop it again.
I could never get my back straight on deadlifts, just gave up at 100kg.
https://youtu.be/2h3TOEzdVU4 bitch better hav me money bitch better have my dough i need to feed me tummy yadig souf london skengs
>>62083661
reading
>>62083735
http://news.sky.com/story/wales-overtake-england-in-world-rankings-10501219
>>62083735
Fuck off back to Poland, boxhead.
>>62083709
What if they happen to share this made-up hobby and start questioning me about it?
this lad is a top lad, lads
aye
rudeboy listen
aye
novelist on rinse fm RUFF sound
put the riddim back on ya heard
*gunshots* *police horns*
dis for my breda getting shot by the police
this for my breda stacking dough for the kids
dead mc ya bars are weak
hit the gym mate ur weak
swear to god I'm going to lynch that nigger next time he drives by playing his nigger rap at 120dB
>>62083836
keep it generic
>>62083893
i swear blud stay on em
>>62083880
>dis for my breda getting shot by the police
Ah yes, all those innocent black men that are slaughtered by the police in the UK.
All I need is 2 cups of silly
And a bad bitch just to roll up my weed
Has anyone here ever taken (or know anyone that has taken) elocution lessons? I have a really shitty voice and I sometimes find it hard to find the right words to express myself clearly.
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2097512-too-much-light-weakens-bones-and-changes-immune-system/
>tfw will live forever
I never asked for this
>>62083982
you sound fine to me
>>62083656
She's mine
>>62083962
we got that benylin haha shouts out family
>>62083661
Lift weights, dance tango, and play the violin
>>62083982
Extreme autism
got my irish citizenship lads wahey
feel sorry for all the mugs without potatonigger blood
>>62084023
>potatonigger
gonna get your citizenship revoked tbqh
>>62084006
god I wish that were my bollocks right now
>>62084023
Did you get a passport with that? Also did you apply from here?
>>62084023
do you have to be so unnecessarily rude??
stay in ur lane rudeboy we getting more bread than a sandwich
I have a question:
How bad is the job situation in England? Does it happen very often, that continentals steal the jobs of native english people? Or are continentals mostly taking jobs for which the company could not find an english person? How hard is it for a continental to get a job in England? Is average school english sufficient to find a job? What kind of jobs are stolen by continentals? High-qualified jobs or unskilled labour?
Thx 4 answering, I am trying to understand the brexit situation
>>62084023
tfw British, Irish and soon to have Scottish passport
>>62084023
i might try to get it, but it's really complicated because through my grandparents who are now dead
>>62084077
Its pretty easy to find a job here, our labour market is very flexible, since the referendum there's been a drop in jobs advertised
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4NJlUribp3c
Outrageous choon
>>62084094
>Scottish
can't have two eu passports lad
>>62084077
This post demands a long, complicated explanation but I literally can't be bothered to write it. EU migrants can take everything from highly paid City jobs to fruit pickers.
>>62084138
>posting the same wank song twice
oh dear
>>62084140
>Scotland in the EU
who /liverpool/ here?
>>62084165
ok, so how bad is the whole yuropoors stealing our jobs situation from 0(nonexistent) to 10?
>>62084179
look at this slaphead twat holy shit
gf's got herself into a spot of bother lads
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3214469/Teenager-19-court-accused-trolling-mother-murdered-toddler-James-Bulger.html
>>62084165
This
Though if you can't actually get any job because of competition from EU migrants it's probably because you have no qualifications past GCSE
https://youtu.be/zRJ4antzfTk proper banger lads
>>62084165
>fruit pickers
And all sorts of farm labour. And cleaning jobs. And gardening. Who the fuck is going to do these jobs in future? White British people? What a joke
>>62084077
Foreigners take both skilled and unskilled jobs
Unskilled jobs are generally taken by undercutting the wages of natives, making it harder for working class to find a job. They also do jobs that nativevs wouldn't be willing to do, but especially for the pay given.
For skilled work it is more just because there is a bigger market. For somebody starting out it can be hard to get a foothold because there is a skilled person ready to come in already
going to my gf's house later today
you don't know her she goes to a different board
hahahaa okay lads we talking we having fun but im going to the fireworks tonight and im kinda scared
>>62084199
how does the north feel about the next 4 years of mayism?
do you still hold a grudge?
>>62084225
>>62084199
Please stop posting pics of my bf?
>>62084095
just need the birth certificate of the irish grandparent la
>>62084068
i've only registered on the foreign births 2bh, am now entitled to passport and stuff, just gotta apply in a weird way cos im not in ireland
>>62084057
>>62084071
im legally one of you now. i can be disparaging about my fellow countrymen if i want to be
>>62084095
Don't you have their birth certs
>>62084258
>>62084165
>>62084137
ok thx for ur answers lads
>>62084211
The UK has (or had) a very healthy jobs market, so the "stole muh jobs" shit isn't really relevant. I'd say the main people who were screwed by EU migration were tradespeople (builders, plumbers etc) who were totally undercut by Polish workers who could do the same job for far cheaper
>>62084306
OH FUCK
Doing a "porn" google lads
>>62084306
who is this semon demon please
>immigrants "steal" jobs
dunno lads, every time i think i am getting close to making friends I hurl insults at them, pretty vile too, if I may say so. can you lads help?
>>62083010
felt like a proper adult the first time I went to B&Q without my parents
>>62084333
no idea, probably not
>>62084225
is posting awful songs some sort of gimmick?
A U D I O - W A R N I N G
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gzBqayDmJ8
>>62084321
you're abusing the system
it's meant to be for stealing your league one rejects
>Why yes I'm a yank who enjoys partaking in British culture on a international roleplaying forum
>>62084077
If you did a proper degree at uni then you're not going to have too much of an issue. Otherwise Johnny Foreigner will happily do a job for a much lower wage than you.
>>62084382
haha XD merzbow haha
grow up mate masonna is better
>>62084393
FOY!
>>62084368
>dear brits, please teach me how to be friendly with people
bizarro yank
>>62084387
im just in it for the passport :)
see ya later lads gonna watch tarzan x
Fancy some lagers but I've drank every night this week so far, I don't want to get back into the habit of drinking every day again. what should I do lads?
>>62084393
walk on jap
>>62084443
roll yourself a fat cone
WAZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62084443
im fancying some xtc tonight but idk lad. ill go with the usual benzo + rosé + zoot
>>62084429
>dear brits, please teach me how to be friendly with people
>bizarro yank
fuck you you fucking twat! kys!
>>62084299
It's all going to be okay.
>>62084382
>>62084413
we /noise/ now?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62084350
Milana Vayntrub, the hottest jewess in the world
do all homosexual women in the UK cut their hair short?
they seem to here and it pisses me off along with the muslims wearing hijabs
>>62084211
2 or 3.
They generally take all of our low-paid shit jobs that no one wants anyway, the dole scroungers just use it as another excuse not to work. Although I only ever use polish tradesmen now, they charge 1/5 of the price, use the same parts but source them for 1/2 as much (brits will charge 100 extra to go pick up some timber while the polak will do it for free) and they do the job much quicker. Last time I hired a brit plumber he worked for an hour a day and took 4 days to fix the toilet while charging me 80 bong an hour.
>>62084483
Get a job hippy. Also can u hook me up?
>>62084527
hog
>>62084533
>do all homosexual women in the UK cut their hair short?
nah but shorter haircuts are more common, it depends a lot on age.
only level 3 on pokemon go lads fuck all pokemon in my neighbourhood
>>62084511
we will never be /noise/.
>>62084563
i dont have work today & tomoz too
>>62084533
they either have it short or die it blue
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=461fdrvYyUg
>>62084586
Get yourself some incense niqqa
Rate my plan to lose my virginity lads
1. Withdraw £400 from my bank account
2. Go into the town centre on a Saturday/Sunday
3. Approach girls who are by themselves to try and strike up a conversation
4. Be as blunt as possible, just say "I'll give you £200 to have sex with me right now". Upping the amount in £50 increments until she says yes or runs away.
Someone is bound to say yes right? I'm not a Chad but I'm not disastrous. I live in a middle-class rural town.
>>62084621
real thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=regl4vTld5E
>>62084638
or just spend £400 on a hooker?
>>62084605
they prefer green hair here for some reason
>>62084621
this is horrible
>>62084638
why dont you just get an escort instead you fucking mong
done with tinder lads
>>62084638
It's fool proof, why didn't I think of this?!
>>62084638
3/10 you will get laughed at
>>62084638
i believe you are looking for a prostitute
>>62084671
my sides. this has to be fake
>>62084656
>>62084669
>>62084691
I have considered that but I feel like they'd sniff me out as a virgin instantly and I'd be more nervous.
>>62084675
>>62084677
Come on, surely someone would say yes. If I spend 6-7 hours there someone would be up for it.
>girls und panzer
laugh at this
>posting the same wank song twice
>oh dear
post slags
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/bernie-sanders-supporters-fart-in-democratic-convention-a7135966.html
creasing
fucking yanks
>>62084717
yes because desperately offering money to random girls for sex definitely won't show you're a virgin!
Is it the norm to move around junior ministers after a Cabinet reshuffle?
>being so deluded that you think giving 2hunna to some random ugly girl in the streets in exchange of sex will work
kys
>>62084717
ah yes the prozzies will sniff you out as a virgin but the slag that's just been offered £300 for sex by a guy standing in the street won't
>>62084717
Ask a fit polish girl, you'll probably cum so quick her big Vladimir bf won't even have enough time to burst in and take your kidneys. You'll be out the door before they have a chance to drug you
>>62084736
>>62084717
you can get an escort for about £100 hour, why do you give a single shit what they think about you anyway? theyre whores.
>>62084736
Stop reposting my slag pics Eoin
Strongly considering a wank.
>>62084746
you can't make this shit up
>>62084783
bit funny looking but 2,1
>when a diplomat from another country chats shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO9F6BDffx4
>mfw I just heard a yank try to pronounce Cheltenham
>>62084778
who is that absolute fuckboi i am VERY upset about this
our mckayla needs a BBC not this pucci
>>62084827
CHELTURNHAM
the first time i went to a hooker (i wasnt a virgin tho) was the worst time of my life. fuck hookers.
>>62084827
The worst is Worcestershire
>WOORR-CHESTERR-SHIIIIRRREEE
Am currently power stancing as I post
>bit funny looking
Aka I'm bent
>>62084827
chelt - num
are you a virgin if you were molested lads?
>>62084860
>fuck hookers.
um getting mixed signals here lad haha
![0accf71e1c8cd1a5b8b4b5a8e733b1ff[1].JPG_itok=XGLkJszI.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NiA5468.jpg "0accf71e1c8cd1a5b8b4b5a8e733b1ff[1].JPG_itok=XGLkJszI.jpg")
Heading out to the vaporium lads
Want me to pick you anything up?
Pirate scumbags
bendydick cumminhersnatch
>>62084906
mexi puto
>>62084527
is she an e-celeb or what?
>>62084885
Girls with bright blue eyes scare me a bit
does anyone actually take those alt right youtube celebs like molyneux and joseph paul watson seriously?
i find them unbelievably cringeworthy
how is it possible to take a grown adult man talking about "le es jay dubyas" and "le libtards" and "le white genocide" seriously?
Ah yes, The resident Mexican has arrived
*rips vape*
What do you all think of the new prime minister? I like her, she's a remaincuck but she reminds me a bit of Margaret Thatcher and seems at least somewhat conservative.
>>62084860
Post toot
>>62084876
Why spell it like that then
>>62084935
Yeah some people do haha
>>62084891
idk like i was fucking her infront of a mirror and i looked into my eyes as i was ufckigng her (completely zooted while loud big room was blasting) and it was weird. Like wtf was i doing haha
>>62084928
Rasheed.
>>62084946
She seems ok, I usually vote Labour but I'll probably vote Conservative if there's an election soon
going out for dinner again tomorrow with nanny and grandad lads
>>62084935
kids like edgy opinions, adults know this and make money from it.
>>62084970
Post it hahahaha
>>62084906
Pirate scumbag
>>62084966
madting
>>62084827
"chelt enam"
>>62084876
"woos ter sheer"
>>62084877
whenever I get drunk at a party I do these obscene power stances
last time I got up on 2 chairs and told everyone I was doing the Colossus of Rhodes
>>62084736
my dick go brick
popping to the pokestop lads, anyone need anything?
*hits bong*
dude
>>62084987
whats a toot
