Ben Dilks edition
korean pop
this thread is a mess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88&t=0s
Google "porn"
watching the bears show
accepted the job
>>62086325
what job is it?
>>62086298
English pop
why is /britpol/ full of such gimps
need someone to frigg my fanny
>>62086394
because its filled with /pol/babies
>>62086354
murse
>inb4 ebin bantz
is fatcam about?
>>62086317
hows team moose doing?
>>62086431
/pol/ is like 35% right and decent though.
/britpol/ is like the worst dregs of /pol/
>>62086255
I made this photoshop last year
WAAAAAAAHH
wanna shag this bird
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2483267
wogwon lads
>lose virginity couple weeks ago
>suddenly getting a fuck load of attention from women
I'm pretty good looking and use to get stares and stuff before but now so many fucking women stare at me and are flirting with me and I don't think I'm doing anything different. Maybe it's just because I'm coming across as more confident and carrying myself better? It's seriously weird.
walked about 9 miles through city and woodland today
1 mile is a lot longer than I thought it would be
>>62086492
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>Hello everyone I am a """"male"""" nurse
>>62086523
Kek
6/10
think i'm clogged up
just did a gigantic shit which smelt like a public toilet and i'm desperate again
Just sniffed like 4 keys of coke before going to this company social
>>62086492
none of this is true you lying faggot
>Australian English
>Canadian English
>English
>UK English
What did they mean by this?
>>62086586
good lad
>>62086455
he's watching the bears show
>>62086586
I want to try coke. What is it like?
Are there any legit risks for a pretty fit 24 year old?
>>62086607
Didn't bring the bag with me though because I'll end up being bait with it and getting fired
Spastic mongs
>need to shit in a public toilet
>toilet is already smeared with feces
forced to clean the shit of another man as not to risk being blamed for it
>>62086484
ew no
Currently on the blower to HSBC
>>62086627
No unless you've got a heart problem
It's amazing if you can get hold of good stuff, doesn't last too long but you feel great and just chat a lot of shit whilst you're up
girl said i had a pretty face today lads
said i should get a haircut to show it off
>>62086588
Why the fuck would I lie about something so trivial?
If I was gonna lie I'd make it much more far fetched and crazy as fuck. I don't even know why you think I'd lie about it.
I'm just having a hard time understanding why it is happening. I honestly think it's the confidence thing.
>>62086649
And toot?
>there are roadmans in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>62086677
fuck off back to facebook
>>62086492
Confidence is key, and getting sex is a big confidence boost
>>62086627
addiction is your main risk
>>62086600
>no irish english
fucking discrimination
>>62086627
coke is amazing but u need to redrop every 20 minutes or so
first time (and only time) I did some blow i got fucked up for 2 days str8 up. the drip makes ur mouf feels like nothing though... fucking perfect
>>62086523
do you like anything?
>>62086668
My heart is fine. Never had any problems with it and my resting heart rate is in the 50's.
Only thing is I've got a super addictive personality and coke is mega expensive. I spend way too much on escorts as it is, don't want to develop another habit.
>>62086677
>Why the fuck would I lie about something so trivial?
what is the internet
>>62086677
lying cunt
>>62086438
mirth
want to buy a bike but I live in the middle of a city and I'm terrified of getting run over
what do
just accepted the job lads
>28yo virgin
when will my nightmare end
just accepted the job lads
You are able to consume drugs but not able to post toot
>>62086784
you cant "accept" a job as a rent boy
>>62086777
if u ride near the sidewalk there's literally no risk. respect the lights n shit and ur fine
ree
*waves arms around*
normies go away
ree, ree
>>62086784
what's the job
>>62086713
They shit on Scotland, Wales and NZ too
>>62086811
after you lose your virginity I guess haha
need an escort with short hair, anyone know any?
>get in from work
>people start texting me about work
ahh yes, why not go away
>>62086811
>tfw 20 y/o virgin
might as well throw myself off ben nevis
>tfw only ugly, fat or old women hit on you
Going to get some reading done. See ya.
>>62086711
Yeah, I feel a lot more confident and it has honestly helped me take the pussy off a pedestal and realise that women aren't all that and aren't much different from men because they have a fanny between their legs.
>>62086836
CEO at self employed
gf wants me to go over to hers and shag her up the bumhole but I'm in bed and it's so comfy I can't be arsed
CIGARETTES, ICE CREAM
FIGURINES OF THE VIRGIN MARY
>>62086855
yeah me
>tfw you have a six pack but only in very kind lighting
>>62086811
Why don't you just get with an escort? I fuck them all the time.
I can go on adultwork, find one I like and be at her house in 1 hour.
found out my ex from HS cut her hair short haha thank god i dont talk to this bitch anymore
>>62086903
yeah alri lad I'll go for you
Business idea: become gay and have sex with men
>>62086903
>>62086937
I want to. I've been trying to work up the courage for about 3 years
Guys, mind if I ask you what the connection the british throne today has to William the Conquerer? If it has no connection today whatsoever, when did it stop having a connection?
>tfw you have a six pack but only in very kind lighting
Janny we have a mess to clean up
Janitor, hurry
JANITOR
>>62086987
minging arse you bent twat
>>62086934
more situps!
>>62086987
burn you on a cross
>>62086832
people get crushed here all the time
also I'm not the strongest guy so I'll probably roll down a hill
>>62086987
hot poker up the arse
>>62086934
At least you have a flat tummy
I got a hairy lil beer belly right now
>>62086937
can i get busted by police if i do that?
>>62086987
tell you to fuck off
>>62086997
the Queen is a direct descendant of William
beyond that the entire administrative system of the Kingdom was organized by William more or less.
>burn you on a cross
>>62087015
situps are a meme
been signed on for 3 days now and haven't looked for a single job yet
wahey
got a finnish meme gf
Important research lads, please answer honestly
http://www.strawpoll.me/10747010
http://www.strawpoll.me/10747010
http://www.strawpoll.me/10747010
>>62086996
3 years? Jesus christ mate.
What are you so afraid of? Cumming too quick? They don't care, it's actually better for them the faster you cum. They tend to get arsey as fuck if you don't cum asap...
Have a couple beers and find one.
You knock on the door, she will answer, will probably ask your name and age then ask how long you want to stay. Agree on a time, give her the money, get undressed and lay down on the bed. Usually starts with a blowjob to get me hard and then move onto sex.
Finish, maybe take a shower and then leave.
Nothing to it.
WHERE IS JANNY?
should I gobble some xans lads? been feeling down lately
Poleaboo got 135 quid in JSA last week
Anyone know what that's all about?
>>62087066
Is she really? Her line goes that far back?
Cigarettes, ice cream, cadillacs blue jeans
>>62087126
away being a runt
had girls love me and I've loved girls but never at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U5LoH873Mw
>>62086987
bit gay
>>62087045
I don't know how it is in America but over here they don't seem to care too much.
To be on the safe side just say you went around for a massage or something and just happened to have sex. If you're suspicious don't give her the money directly, just set it down out of reach for her, so it's not like you're directly paying her for sex.
>>62087144
It's not that surprising. If you think about it if you go back a thousand years everyone has thousands and thousands of direct ancestors.
>>62087122
do they mind being degraded as in "oy i love fucking a dirty little minx such as yerself" or would that make it awkward
>>62087117
Did muthafuckin decline bench press yesterday dawg
>>62087144
yes
Royals are understandably anal about lineage
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descent_of_Elizabeth_II_from_William_the_Conqueror
annoys me a bit when people always want the latest shit, all the time
using a 10 year old laptop, and it's perfectly fine for pretty much eveything
End of an era lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InDBjIqtmTE
matthew are you ok?
Evening gents, bought me self a dimpled glass tankard at the thrift shop today for one and a half quid.
>>62086987
Bit fat
/brit/ is so diverse hahahaha
>>62087185
>decline bench press
memelift
george soros should be tried for treason teebeeaich
>had girls love me and I've loved girls but never at the same time
>>62086987
just noticed ur eye haha
>>62086987
stick it on you're arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFblDo6X-a8
>>62087217
cracking purchase
>>62087257
haha fuck
>>62087227
Not if you have tendinitis in your shoulder nigga
Better safe than sorry homie ya dig
>>62087180
Most don't mind if you talk dirty to them but most also don't like it if you are rough with them and start throwing them around and will tell you to take it easy.
If a girl likes to be thrown around and dominated she will usually say so.
>put a bid a ridiculously low bid in for an expensive item last week
>it's about to end and I'm the highest bidder
>I can't actually afford it
![q1ILM[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7DvvpYe.png "q1ILM[1].png")
>yanks
>>62087223
a little too diverse...
>george soros should be tried for treason teebeeaich
>>62087197
annoys me more that they make things purposely start to break down after a few years and it becomes harder and harder to maintain to force you to buy new stuff
I'd like to retain my laptop but its dying and there isn't a lot more I can do with it
only 3 years old too and it can barely load the internet now even after I did a complete clean of it
upgrading would cost more than buying a new one
my desktop I built myself and is more reliable
>>62086987
>face in the top right
fucking lol
Just had a revolution while doing lines in a grubby toilet lads
Who wants a compliment?
>Burger King do delivery
What the actual fuck
R8 my diet lads:
>breakfast: porridge
>lunch: half roast chicken and salad
>dinner: steak/fish +broccoli
WHERE IS JANNY
JANNY JANNY JANNY
USELESS USELESS USELESS
>>62087311
how much is he paying you?
>>62087291
speak like a normal person bloodclot
>>62087324
Gonna Make it/10
>>62087324
bit bland
>>62087332
Janny isn't here today
Just Poleaboo
>tfw you realise all the music you listen to is from the mid '00s
anyone watch mr robot last night, RIP crisis actor.
had a weird dream last night
all i can remember is
something J-j-j--judson
>>62087380
>>tfw you realise all the music you listen to is from the mid 70s
>how much is he paying you?
>>62087324
trying too hard to seem healthy and you won't keep it up/10
>>62087380
Literally me
>>62087178
Do you think your ancestors fought in any famous historic battles?
All I know is one of my (don't know how many greats) grandfathers fought in the Napoleonic wars. If you think about it, someones ancestors could have been the first man to create man made fire or some shit.
>>62087374
I defended you in the /trans/ thread earlier but now I realize how much of a mentally ill person u are
>>62087380
>tfw you haven't listened to chart music in about 6 years
AWAY AWAY O
O O AWAY FROM HERE
>>62087311
the eternal jew strikes again
>tfw you realise all the music you listen to is from the mid 70s
>>62087066
>>62087178
>>62087189
But I was under the impression that the royal family were pretty much german? Or have I gone completely mad?
>>62087217
>Half a quid
Sound like a right dafty tbf
Fedora posters are funny
I'M SO SICK SICK AND TIRED
Business idea: join the Liberal Democrats
>>62087217
>a half quid
uhh..
Why do i wake up constantly during the night when I drink?
>>62087308
On your bike then son
>>62087427
Where's toot???
Do you think the term 'paki' is offensive?
>>62087457
not any worse than listening to the same mong shit that was popular when you were in school in the mid 2000s
the 60s-80s was an amazing time for music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UOkHaC89ls
>some ppl here never even kissed a girl
haha defenestrate urself
the fuck is a quid
>>62087460
european royalty intermarried for centuries
business idea: usurp the government, marry the queen's daughter, depose soros family and the rothschilds.
who /reddit/ here?
>>62087549
fuck you frog
>>62087536
Yes
>>62087460
not really
all of the European royals were pretty mixed
>>62087427
I much appreciated that defence
What did I do to offend you?
business idea: everyone becomes my friend and is nice to me
>>62087505
>son
maybe literally
>Hi, I'm from France
post ASMR now
>>62087540
born in the wrong generation hahah amiright lad? fuck todays music XD. there's nothing today that sounds like music fron 60s-80s.
>>62087549
Hahahaha
>>62087592
stop talking about your life ALL THE TIME
>>62087584
find a pinged slag @ da club n mouth her. thatll be done
>>62087599
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business idea: legalise weed, invest in a new market, make a lot of money.
>business idea: usurp the government, marry the queen's daughter, depose soros family and the rothschilds.
>>62087631
I don't want AIDS
how was work today lads?
>>62087540
>60s-80s was amazing for music
>post dadrock
haha "okay" mate
>>62087624
you probably listen to trash regardless of the generation
>Why yes, I am INDEED from Iceland!
>>62087662
>trash
FOY
would unironically love to go to a cosy yank town and watch some drag racing
>>62087662
>trash
FOY
business idea: become besties with hiroshima, find the faggot fedora posting my IPs and kick his head in
>>62087676
>FOY
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>>62087661
>implying KC is dadrock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giup9k87MMo
>>62087633
business idea: fight to keep weed illegal. sell it illegally for profit
"business idea" is a great meme
*slowly lowers hat onto cranium*
>>62087667
Don't bully him, we don't see many of them around.
>>62087631
>stop talking about your life ALL THE TIME
I have poor social skill, even when drunk I can't contribute to the conversations of others
>>62087733
who invited you in here? fuck off paco
>>62087733
cant wait to see it in /cum/ memed to death
>>62087647
they dont have aids in hipster clubs ;) sorry pardner
>>62087712
embarassing pardner
>>62087715
business idea: turn off iceland internet
>Muh the Royal family are inbreds
>HAHAHA The Royal family isn't even English!
Really makes you think..
"business idea" is a great meme
>>62087733
do you live in mexico city
>>62087583
Went through my old account and unsubscribed from everything
Then added a ton of nsfw subs
Had a pretty damn good wank after
#realtalk
Why are Brits in general uglier than other Europeans? I thought it was a meme at first but I've noticed more and more that if you see an attractive person around they are often foreign.
business idea : suck a dick for a hunna a dick, get paid trips to dubai only to shit on some rich arab chest
post boobies :)
>forgetting the green maymay arrows when fedora posting
>Why are Brits in general uglier than other Europeans? I thought it was a meme at first but I've noticed more and more that if you see an attractive person around they are often foreign.
Iceland.. what's my mum been doing round your house?
>>62087819
diet and exercise are a big thing
also fashion sense
>tfw had to walk around Central London for hours with diarrhoea
>tfw it literally took me two hours to make a half hour journey home because I had to keep getting off the tube to use the toilet
I've seen a whole lot of shitty public toilets, pub toilets and McDonalds toilets today lads. Had to wipe my arse with pages from my notebook at one point. Didn't shit myself though so I count it all as a win.
what film should I watch lids
got a deal on skiplagged, shame that I won't be using the last leg, it is to Cancun MX
>>62087858
I think facial aesthetics are worse too though
forgetting the green maymay arrows when fedora posting
>>62087881
Green Room, pretty solid film, only 1:30
>>62087881
Suspiria
>>62087881
something entertaining, low-brow like Airplane
>>62087881
500 Days of Summer
>>62087881
Schindlers list
>>62087866
southerners are vile
business idea: sat-nav for refugees
>>62087881
"A river runs through it" was quite interesting, was on telle yesterday. Brad Pitts in it, so it's not too bad in terms of acting. Quite old though.
business idea: 5.56m in refugees
>>62087908
idk
germans are pretty ugly in general
Brits don't look that bad, defined noses and cheek bones, good jaws and chins, just too many fatties and low test sacks of meat
look at all these paintings of Englishmen in the past
plus the Irish are basically the same genetically and considered attractive by everyone
Business idea: Hold an island hostage by threatening to destroy its underwater cabling connecting it to the world, potentially disrupting actual businesses on the island for a long time
>Ironically posting "forgetting the green maymay arrows when fedora posting" whilt forgetting the green maymay arrows when fedora posting
>>62087771
I SWEAR ILL DO IT!
Business idea: stop immigration of non whites and see how much the country improves
>>62087962
You mean to tell me you've never had a case of the shits in public? Tell me your secrets.
>>62088011
>the Iish are basically the same genetically
no they're not
>>62087927
>>62087840
>>62087764
hahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9xCEBl06R8
watching a girl eat fried chicken
>>62088024
that's a big volcano
>>62088043
closer than any other Europeans
>Ironically posting "forgetting the green maymay arrows when fedora posting" whilt forgetting the green maymay arrows when fedora posting
>>62088051
toot
popping to the pokestop lads, anyone need anything?
>>62088039
How often do you get the shits exactly? I get them about once every two years and always accompanied by vomiting and general illness, so I know not to leave the house.
>>62088061
you have NO idea
>pictured: small volcano
Can someone post the penis that is 8 inches in circumference but has a tiny head?
>>62088043
they actually are. on maps of genetic ancestry british/irish are often a shared category
>>62088011
>plus the Irish are basically the same genetically and considered attractive by everyone
This is literally what a pureblooded Irish looks like
Ah yes, the so called """religion of peace"""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCMDW-VPAQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5zZjfjAq9I
one of those videos that never gets old
>>62088102
post it
really hungry but my hispanic maid is still here and i don't want to talk with her again this afternoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FikOX8KloCk
