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POO PEE LAND MORE LIKE IT LOL

>unironically having a mutant chicken as his national animal

stop shagging sheeps you sheepshagger

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>>62074352
>be poland
>unironically have a down sydrome looking albino chicken with a crown as a coat of arms

>>62074481
>albino chicken
>poo piee landish education

chickens can be white to begin with

which can't be said about your nation lol

>>62074352
you know why we have a cock as national emblem? it's because we upset everyone

>Napoléon didn't take over the world
>almost all of the world is under the sphere of influence of Perfidious Albion Jr.
Why even live?

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i read just finished this book, it was bretty good

haven't read the one where he talks about how great islam is and why every westerner should convert, but i might

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NOW WATCH ME HON
NOW WATCH ME HON HON

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You forgot the rest
>get sick of being the best country in the world
>let your country get swarmed by all manner of colonial scum

>>62074607
>you know why we have a cock as national emblem? it's because that's what we stuff up our arses
FTFY

>>62074731
>be swiss
>lose to france
>decide to stay neutral for the rest of your history

>>62074815
comin from a country who copy pasta american culture and failed being as relevant, KEK

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>>62074713
read this one instead

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>>62074713
>>62075311
>Houellbecq

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>>62074289

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>>62075392
scratches that reactionary itch without being /pol/-tier corny

>>62075468
His "prose" is the most pedantic and overrated shit possible.

The guy would make GRRM sex scenes almost bearable.

> be le baguete
> be eaten by french man
true story

>>62075699
The awkwardness of his sex scenes are part of their charm

Can't comment on the prose since I've only read a translation, but he's a good writer that the French literary establishment will probably regret shitting on in thirty years.

>>62075311
Worst Houellebecq novel.

>>62076934
>French establishment
>shitting on Houellebecq

'no'

france is literally the best

>>62076683
> la baguette
That shit's right tho

How long till whites are a minority in France?

>>62074653
>Perfidious Albion Jr.
don't you control it? aren't you happy with it?

>>62074815
A FUCKING LEAF