>be Lithuanian
>get suicidal
>be Polish
>be finnish
>another general
>>62072956
>moon a flag
>his country doesn't have his flag on the moon
>Be aussie
>can't click pictures or else one month data plan is bye bye
>>62073016
>he heard this joke from the american in the flag thread yesterday
>>62073089
>Flag is red and has a crescent and star
>The attaturk airport was covered in red with body parts in the sky
>>62073181
>shamelessly stolen the pre-mentioned flag
>be australian
>decide to visit my aunty noonga on the west coast
>live in sydney
>die of old age
>>62073230
>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 6
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>6 1 0 2
le bumpe
>>62075273
>Am
>Literally means vagina in Turkish
lol :D
>>62075507
ay memeler x--DDDD
>>62073056
>Be Russian
>can't click memes or secret police comes banging on the door
