Hello, /int/
Today is Bastille day (even though it's supposed to be Confederation day) and the military parade is about to start.
http://pluzz.francetv.fr/france2
Here's a stream (in French) for everyone interested. Have a good day /int/
anime day
thank you for this
>>62066482
>http://pluzz.francetv.fr/france2
wtf i saw an add about a fish in olive oil and then you spread butter on bread and put the fish on it, wtf? why would you mix butter with olive oil?
really want a france24 gf tbqf
>>62066548
ad*
>>62066482
>Pas de rouge ou de noir
poubelle
>>62066548
It's pretty gut
>>62066562
There's ANZAC troops coming
Plus Australia and New Zealand are special guests
o7
>>62066588
I have been to Holland. Don't talk to my cuisine or my son's recipe ever again.
Cancer quality.
Better here : http://oklivetv.com/france-2-live/
>tfw your president is a manlet
Kamikaze attack when?
Here we go
>>62066785
How multicultural is the guarde républicaine
>>62066709
>Holland
There is literally nothing wrong with Dutch cuisine! You fucking racist!
>>62066482
We don't care, grandpa.
>>62066826
Back to your kébab, Ahmed
>>62066845
You will see many Ahmeds on your TV though. In case you didn't know it, half of the French army is made up of Arabs and blacks.
>>62066845
>>62066887
Fuck off, get down to your local PMU if you want to talk about this.
>no finish on the top of the Mont Ventoux today
I hate France now.
>>62066887
Just watch the défilé retard, 0 arabs
>>62066826
this saddens me
air parade right now :
http://oklivetv.com/france-2-live/
>>62066986
Don't pay attention, he's a suicidal waste
>>62067068
That's pretty cool
>>62067114
kek, I agree
>>62066986
>>62067093
Some people don't like parades, they have the right to live, you know ...
oh, you have Casa transport planes too
>>62067142
>they have the right to live,
You don't have the power to decide this
>>62067142
maybe not
>>62067162
Polish casa stronk
Happy day indeed. Gonna read some of De Sade and remember the glorious past.
Would be better if some royalty would be executed at the parade.
AVANFE STRAYA FAIR
noice
ANZAC
The shitposters arrived. Run!
>fucking Australia ?
>Aw yes, never mind
Pfhahaha, wtf New Zealand.
Try not to laugh.
kinda understand the outcome of the emu war now
>>62067296
Hard mode tbf
>>62067289
>>62067296
ygh, wtf? do they really think they are like these warriors? cringe
>>62066622
>>62066619
Pourquoi?
>>62067310
The memes are true.
>>62067322
Bataille de la somme.
>>62067322
They said it is to honour their participation to the Somme battle and Verdun. It is true every year there is foreign troops invited, but, it might have also been motivated by the recent purchase of submarines by Australia.
>>62067354
This
>>62067322
frenchie like to see a foreign army marching in Paris
HAHAHAHAHA
t. french
>>62067354
>>62067340
>>62067389
Tres bien,
merci bcp, mec!
>>62066887
>half of the French army is made up of Arabs and blacks
Source?
>>62067456
His sick mind
>>62067456
He's talking out of his ass. It's like all those people who see an interracial couple that one time they go outside, and they believe it means every women wants to date a man from a different race (because, of course, it only works this way)
>>62067456
He took the /pol/ memes seriously
>>62067456
15% in 2006.
http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/1616
i want to join the legion
>>62067705
>a blog quoting a blog
>source
Oh I'm laffin
>>62067705
>French army
>Not 100% black
>>62067787
They're coming right now
Here they are!
>>62067794
those are pioniers or something similar
there cannon fodder thats why there are so many nigs
>>62067857
Actually, they are firemen from our islands, you twat.
>>62067794
Why do they wear firefighter's helmets?
>>62067857
nope they are firemen, probably coming from a french overseas territory
>>62067857
>>62067911
Firefighter from overseas department, it was a joke. It's normal if they are black.
The fucking horse was drifting!
>>62067947
kek
Vehicle parade now
http://oklivetv.com/france-2-live/
>>62067947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
LECLEEERC
is genie a place or are they all geniuses?
>>62068101
it's for genie civile i guess
chien
>>62068101
Génie is also used to design all kinds of notions that revolves around engeneering (ingénierie) génie militaire, génie civil, génie civil ...
comment le commentateur c'est fait coupé
>>62068182
Building bridges, walls, roads, eating dust. Epic.
is the obelisk authentic egyptian or a copy?
>>62067205
>Would be better if some royalty would be executed at the parade.
Hahaha thank you mate
>>62068246
It's a genuine obelisk, and pretty impressive to see.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxor_Obelisk
>>62068246
authentic , Napoleon took it in Egypt
>>62068246
It was offered to Napoléon if I remember.
>>62068297
>>62068286
>>62068326
interesting
that must mean that you waz egyptiuns et merde
This song is getting old.
>>62068346
nope , Napoleon came in Egypt for conquest and shieet and he came back with an Obelisk
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE RETARDED KIDS DOING ?
>>62068385
Being French.
>>62068297
>>62068326
>>62068346
>>62068379
Non. It was offered to Charles X.
>>62068385
Sign language.
>>62068385
For deaf people, no ?
My stream is really shaky, so I can't tell
i have tears in my eyes ;-;
>>62068385
ils sont peut-être sourd et muet
>>62068379
typical nigger behaviour looting and fucking shit up and letting others cleaning it up
>>62068359
t.ungrateful batavian
>>62068435
more like typical conqueror behaviour
>>62068435
That Marseillaise was classy as fuck
>>62068503
Berlioz marseillaise is always classy, even when children are fucking it up.
You better enjoy it, because it is going to be the last parade you are going to see while sitting over there.
>>62068359
Well it's older than most countries in the world, so...
>>62068503
>>62068550
i sometimes find myself chanting or whistling the marseillaise even though im not french desu
i love the song its pretty based
Hollade treading about and making a fool out of himself.
>>62068503
je suis d'accord avec toi
>>62068591
As is tradition.
>that cunt on her phone
INTERVIEW ! INTERVIEW !
Mettez le mal à l'aise avec Macron notre sauveur !
>>62068624
PARIS IS GETTING INVADED!
>Hostage live simulation
based
>>62066622
<3
Celebrating La Prise de la Bastille?
>>62068611
Why can't Hollande be president of Holland REEEEEEE.
>>62068666
Federation Day actually, but this event was about celebrating the Bastille Day, so it's the same
>>62068666
Of course not. We're commemorating our Fête de la Fédération day, in which the King and the deputies rallied in the champ de Mars, to uphold the bond between the monarchy and the people.
Silly republicans want you to believe that we're celebrating frenchies killing other frenchies.
>>62068684
>Holland
>>62068564
What do you mean?
>>62068746
LE PEN
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>>62068746
He's implying that Hollande won't be reelected, which you really ought not to imply. It's blatant truth at this point.
>>62068741
Settle down, I had to call you that for the joke to function.
>>62068666
And your participation in the Somme battle!
>I missed you my eternal love
>I'm wearing an umbrella to protect my skin from the sun and stay white an beautiful for you.
>>62068726
It's not celebrating Frenchies killing Frenchies, it's the citizens of Paris having their first major victory against the absolute monarchical regime and proving to themselves that they can be beaten. The fact they could do what they did in their eyes was a giant slap in the face to King Louis XVI. If the storming of the Bastille never happened then the revolution would not have gone the way it did or even not at all.
is it over or will there be something else later frenchbros?
>>62068787
Next time Hans comes knocking at Villers-Brenonneux give Australia and New Zealand a call. We'll have round 2 anyday
>>62068917
At this point we are all waiting for Hollande's interview with a couple of journalists. Parade wise, it's pretty much over.
>>62068917
i don't know , there wil be a hostage rescue demo and other stuff
>>62068900
the Bastille was a jail but the reason it was stormed was because it had Powder and ammo
>>62068949
we learned from our mistakes
next time we will use emublitzkrieg to defeat the shitpost divisions
>>62069006
will he hold a speech?
>>62068917
There will be a hostage simulation for terrorism
and an interview which everyone is waiting because of the difficult situation with macron
Right now there's our national homosexual historian who's everyone is mocking (pic related)
Might be out for a while friends.
Will I be able to catch the interview and hostage simulation on YouTube sometime later?
>>62066482
>>62069077
je sais pas , on te racontera comment ça c'est passer
Dafuk ! Someone is firing a gun outside in Grenoble.
I hope that was just firecracks but it sounded really different and harsher.
>>62069027
No, he's going to answer his questions.
>>62069028
Don't touch Steph' or I'll rekt your shit kop1.
>>62069131
That noise again
Must be something else the noise never stop
>>62069131
get under the table
if a frog commits suicide, is he surrending his own life?
>>62069027
>implying you can still attack despite your shitty defense
TOBRUK MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE GARBAGE
>>62069131
*drapeau blanc intensife*
>>62069241
>be australian
>get emu`d
>>62069242
At least we didn't loose.
>>62069242
I will find you.
>>62069285
You did, wich is why you didn't qualified.
>>62066482
A celebration?
>>62069278
Low blow, m8.
Commando simulation now
>>62069385
>be strayan
>get stingrayed
>>62069334
kanker
>>62069116
Merci! Je serais sur /fr/ plus tard.
nice
>>62067794
They are from Mayotte mr Sherlock.
I would shit buckets while hanging under that helicopter.
Let's get high
>>62066482
>love
>UK
Mort aux traîtres
So much style
Is that cart following him on his own?
Shitty quality desu
>>62069659
The french camo is aesthetic as fuck
>>62069769
>>62069831
it's like that swing thing they have in parks/playgrounds
>>62069831
Yeah, he said it can weight more than 300 kg and is totally silent.
HAHA TIME FOR HOLLANDE'S EXECUTION
do you think we will ever get to punish* the traitors in europe?
*punish=giving them a fair trial
15 minutes before the interview
>>62070038
You mean the english ? Bientôt, mein Freund, bientôt...
>>62070099
double dubs de vérité desu
>tfw wellington and nelson prevented a perfect european empire with strong military traditions and strict meritocracy
>>62070176
Yes but our hero here gave us an opportunity to start anew. We just need to create an europeean army with french soldiers and nukes, and german panzers
Vive la France
Time for the Tour de France!
Also fuck Froome.
>>62070238
The more time passes, the more I like our country. Maybe it's also because I'm currently abroad I don't know, but I feel like it's critical that we stand united in those difficult times and try to get through what's to come.
Vive la France
>Est-ce que vous avez pensé que c'était votre dernier défilé?
Damn straight
>>62069458
>German
>Merkel'd
>>62070425
>Maybe it's also because I'm currently abroad
thats definately part of it
you really learn to appreciate your home when youre away from it for a long time
>>62070533
>be strayan
>need an hour to upload a 4kb weaksauce retort
>EU flag
Happy Bastille Day France.
>>62070653
thank you
when is German national day
>>62070588
>be Australian
>have a life
>be German
>reflect on how my ass got kicked in 2 occasions by allied forces when I basically exiled them out of Europe
>think about how we managed to give Merkel some form of power
>reflect on how my country used to be pure, and all white Catholics, now filled to the brim with dune coons
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>62070712
>national day
>national
oy vey nazi detected dont you know we only have diversity day it would be racist to have a day celebrating only one nationality after all
>>62070712
I was wondering too and it's the 3rd of October, day of the reunification of west and east germany, so very recent.
A "funny" thing is that they wanted to choose the 9th november because of the fall of the wall of Berlin, but they renounced because it was also the end of the empire (1918) and the crystal night (1938)
>>62070801
I visited Berlin and there were german flags everywhere. In France we only see them during football events
>>62070715
>exiled them out of Europe
bit rich coming from the descendend of the collective discharge of the lowlife of an island of inbreds and subhumans
>>62070832
when were you there lad?
very unusual unless it was a special occasion
>>62070886
Last year during summer. Went for a week to visit. Really nice city
>>62070801
There is no day where you act like a retard because you live in Germany? You know for reasons.
>>62070950
>act like a retard because you live in Germany
basically everyday desu
also this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Unity_Day
