>Take out life insurance policy on myself
>Kill myself
>>62063123
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>>62063123
suicide isn't covered under most life insurance plans
good thread
absolute savage
>70% of the settlement goes to taxpayers
KEK'D AGAIN!
>>62063123
already thought about it, it only includes suicide 2 years after signing insurance, which makes me look silly now because I have suicidal thoughts for much longer than 2 years
>not knowing about the two year suicide clause
You also gotta act normie enough to buy a plan if your parent's cash out the one they bought for you as a baby. Any good salesman won't sell to NEETs, too risky for our retention.
t. life insurance agent
>>62063123
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>>62063123
You absolute madman.
>die
>get rich
>giving money to wagekeks and Jews
>not just saving for a gun and taking out as many normalfags as you can before you off yourself on national television
Get your shit together.
>>62064535
>create clone of yourself
>kill the clone
>leave house
>everyone thinks you're dead
>get rich from life insurance money
>move to your preferred country
>stay /comfy/ for the rest of your life
>>62064561
>get life insurance
>wait 2 years
>clone yourself
>murder your clone
>mfw you claim your insurance money and attend your own funeral
>tfw browsing 4chan at work
>don't stick to sfw boards
