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>also Gayreekshit putting us on neutral enemy
Noone cares a single shit about you there. Our enemies are Armenians while Greeks are our ex-slaves LoL.
>>62057848
you are literally a turkish rapebaby mehmetopoulos
just because my ancestors fought the turks while yours got raped doesn't make that an excuse for you to get mad
>>62057848
>implying Armenians are any less pathetic or more threatening than Greeks
Your natural enemy should be Russia, since they have constistently pushed your shit in since the 16th century.
>>62057979
Your ancestors probably got raped at some point too
>>62057979
Post template. I may be a rape-baby but I am a Turkey citizen and you are not our neutral enemies. There are guys more relevant to be it ;)
>>62058006
probably not since my ancestors hail from Mani (only province in Greece to effectively resist the Ottomans and pay suzerain)
>>62058016
You really think Armenia are more relevant on the grand scale than Greece? They have an even worse millitary than Azerbaijan lol
>>62057979
You are confusing the raper and the rapee cuckupoulos
>>62058113
I'm sure at some point your family has married people not from Mani, either that or you're inbred as fuck.
>>62058250
that doesn't make you a rapebaby though, just having turkish blood. That's like the same as Americans having married people who have married a Native in the past
>>62058153
sure Mehmetopulos, ask davudoglu
>>62058387
>neutral enemy : Albania
They are your friends. Aren't Greece a bigger threat?
>>62057792
>mother
ya cheeky prick
>>62058418
every summer toons of makkes go to greece, greece invests a toon for business in mk we like eachother but we cant say it :^)
>>62058418
>They are your friends.
one that wants 1/3 of your country and your bubreg
>>62058387
That triggered me
>>62058491
But they live together and Greece veto their entrance to EU. Which is a bigger enemy?
>>62058387
Why Ukraine is a Best Friend ?
>>62058533
donated some things in 2001 :^)
>>62058153
You're the son of both retardoturk
Best 3 colors
>>62058418
Greece only wants Vardaskans to change their name, not invade them. Not the same can be said for Albania..
>>62058529
kek
>>62058387
You realize Alexander the Great wasn't from your country right?
Macedonia or Macedon is a region in northern Greece, that's where he was from
>>62058570
>best friend: USA
No wonder your country is only known for drugs and prostitution
>>62058699
everyibody knows that alexander is from macedonia not greece
dont listen to seajews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krgVMa3xk34
>>62058465
>>62058699
>replying to bait
if he wants to be greek let him be greek
This tbqh
>>62058724
USA is a good friend
>>62058752
I-i like you too
>>62058764
shaking my hed
>>62058756
Where is Mexico?
>>62058570
HOLD UP
>>62058733
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macedonia_(ancient_kingdom)
He was born in Pella
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pella
Everyone seems to think he's Macedonian for some reason, nobody important has ever come out of FYROM
kk
>>62058570
this is nice i guess
>>62058931
>former enemy
mongol/tatar
>>62058931
it's pretty sad that you still think of us as your enemy when to us you're just another global cold sore
china's the new shit we gotta deal with
>>62058963
Russians are mongols+tatars
>>62058756
Natural enemy should be an Islamic flag, Friendly Rival should be Russia, best friend should be Japan (if you cant repeat UK)
>>62058963
Nah. It was too long ago. Really, to long ago.
Also, tatars are bro tier.
>>62058979
That's why i picked as
>neutral
not
>former
That's the thing. Also, i kinda do not believe in
>muh eternal enemy
>muh crusade
and shit. Because i see this politics as something temporary. Also, i do not hate/don't like you.
>>62058931
Nah eternal british is our natural enemy
>>62059037
This is nicer <3
Chile best country ever
>>62059038
It says natural enemy though not neutral
I don't hate/dislike Russia either but our countries sure don't like each other
>>62058752
can you please fuck off with the >muh italian heritage meme?
>>62058914
>wiki source
come on now wikipedia is owned by those ngreek seajews
Aleksandar makedonski is a pure ajvar eating MACEDONIAN like this guy
:D
>>62059158
Wouldn't spain be friendly rival?
>>62059123
Why does it trigger you?
>>62059232
How is Russia friendly rival? You niggers almost nuked whole planet because of argument who has bigger dick
>>62059191
because it's so fucking stupid,he speaks spanish,he has no interaction with authentic italian culture,just because his mom cooks spaghetti every so often doens't mean he's fucking italian.
>>62059110
>It says natural enemy
Heh. Then i'm misread it.
Anyway, you got the point.
>sure don't like each other
Yeah, and, as i said, it seems temporary.
>>62059133
if he is not why he is called jordan piperkata ?
>>62059263
Well we didn't nuke the whole planet qed it's friendly
>>62059268
That's not about people but countries, it's true that many Argentinians are children of Italian immigrants and that's what he meant I think
>>62059263
thats what best friends do
>>62059268
That doesn't change the fact that the Argie might have Italian blood.
>>62059263
>how is Russia friendly rival?
Back when they weren't the Soviet Union they were actually pretty valuable allies to be honest famalam.
>>62059319
I thought euros hated the muh heritage shit
>>62059319
and?I have german blood does that make me a fucking german?
He's argentinian,that's it...
if your country is really that irrelevant and cultureless for you to rely on your ''grandparents country of origin'' you should be ashamed...
>>62059275
who said he isnt??
>>62059356
M8, have you seen the bloodline numbers for Argentina? It makes complete sense that he would put Spain and Italy in the "father" section.
>>62059399
No.
>>62059356
jesus christ why are you moors always so butthurt
>>62059359
this one too ?
>>62059356
How does ir feel that Argies are more european than you, Alberto?
>>62059354
>>62059356
He never claimed to be Italian or Spanish
>>62059449
oh my god,i'm so angry right now
>>62059425
Yes. The amount of Italian blood after the massive immigrations makes it a clear father of Argentina.
>>62059529
But,does that mean that black are so fucking disgusting that their fucking ass sweat glands are so fucking se«waeaapj apj gap jgpag pa jga ga +agº
>>62059356
>>62059123
>Let me tell you about your country
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Argentines
>>62059592
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Argentines
does that make you white?
>>62059561
shitty polandball version
>>62059626
You are one angry and stupid moor, calm down
>>62059650
then fuck off.are you argentinian or italian?
>>62059660
>the capital of drug traffic
>>62059668
>then fuck off.are you argentinian or italian?
sudaca
>>62059626
what?
shit bait m9
also this >>62059450
>>62059729
>>62059714
Um pau.
>>62059768
sorry buddy, i don't speak brazilian :^)
>>62059791
this isn't brazilian it's portuguese bro.
Don't give him (you)s, he's just trying to ruse you, argies.
>>62057445
We are a very close family.
Also Finland is cool I think
>>62059818
why other scandis for father and ancestor? Arent you guys just norwegians?
>>62059822
>WE
>>62059822
>roman empire
More like the Medellín Cartel
>>62059848
I'm pretty sure "Norwegians" settled Iceland but it was under Danish control until the 20th century or smth
>>62059822
>SPQR
>>62059822
WE WUZ CAESARS N SHIET
>>62059848
see>>62059884
We're good friends with Sweden though
>>62058752
>Brazil
>not friendly rival
awww
>>62058931
why no poland as a former enemy we seized your capital
>>62059955
What does Iceland think about Greece? Do you hate us? A lot of people here admire Iceland since you beat England
>>62059855
>>62059879
>>62059899
>>62059924
>implying we weren't
>>62060026
Why are Brazil and Colombia not best friends? What's holding us?
>>62060087
>simon bolivar was 1/4 nigger
jajhahjajhajhaa
>>62060083
We love visiting sunny places like Greece.
idk what they think about Greeks in general.
depends on the person. some people are mad cause pay debts or don't give a fuck.
But we're Iceland so we like pretty much every country
>>62060109
>becoming best friends with literal mamertos
I think not.
>>62060217
based iceniggers. i bet 20 dollars on you winning england. i will always see you as the best country on earth
>>62060287
Damn that could buy you a whole house in turkey
>>62059899
>>62060287
you are welcome my kebab friend
>>62060173
>guanches
>niggers
Chilean education
I managed to create a 100% correcxt picture if you get some references and history.
>>62058341
I doubt both enemy and a rival. IS is a meme, it can't do serious stuff. Rivals with Finland in Friday night's drinking or a snowball contest? Well, that one is not less correct than mine, alright.
>>62058931
>Russia never had enemies
A-a-alright. Chine is probably a serious answer. USA is not a natural enemy.
>mfw my country only appears as enemy
I whish we had friends
>>62060381
How is Ukraine brother and not son?
>>62060575
Despite history, you and England are still friends even though neither will admit it. Also Denmark
most European countries that you didn't invade really like Germans/Germany
>>62060637
who the fuck likes germans
>>62060648
>most European countries that you didn't invade
>>62059123
it's not a meme, barbosa
>>62060637
Nobody really likes us desu.
Some maybe secretly admire our economy or find us useful, but in europe theres little to no love for us.
Kinda understandably so, im afraid.
>>62058752
>argentina
>two countries under "father"
this is like double gay
>>62060672
Yeah, if you ask people what they think of Germany they may say its ok. But nobody says Germany when you tell them to name you favourite European countries
>>62060626
>How is Ukraine brother and not son?
Because Ukraine/Kievan Rus' was formed by the Rus' raiders, just like Novgorod Republic.
(The friendly rival is Polotsk, by the way.)
>>62060783
WE ARE ARGAYTINOS
>>62060806
>>62060782
We like all European countries that aren't batshit crazy like Russia. Most European countries do and we have no reason to be angry at eachother.
We as a continent need to hold less grudges though
>>62060934
You are not even on the continent
>>62060783
It's called "same-sex marriage", shitlord
>>62060934
Well, you have a point.
What a nice statement to think about while going to sleep.
>>62060956
>relevance where?
>>62057445
I've got this ball one.
>>62057628
>>62060340
Guanches were Berbers. Same thing, niggers.
Ignore flag, just a student in uni.
>>62058724
>The fucking Dutch criticizing people for drugs and prostitution
>>62058931
>Novgorod
>Not Muscovy
>>62061256
They were just tanned whites.
>>62058914
You implying that France is the child of Uk ? Seriously ?
>>62061308
I don't understand, Belize how are your ancestors aztec? I could buy Mayans but desu I thought you were blacks...
>>62058835
Mexico is the kid next door that you hate but are forced to interact with because of proximity. He always tries to be your friend, and your mom forces you to accommodate him because he's "special", but when you are together you bully him in the hopes of him committing suicide so that he finally fucks off once and for all
>>62060381
How is belarus in anyway a rival? You guys even share the same economic zone, and belarus is basically russia mini
>>62057628
>that IS
edgy
>>62065668
This isn't actually all that far from the truth, forced interaction check, hate yes mutual, trying to be their friend? the thing when you hang out with the psycho delussional bully in school who for some reason keeps bringing out his gun when you just want to play vidya and get it over with is apparently he mistakes politeness with trying to be his friend... Like you don't point out his breath stinks and pretend not to notice there's visble stains in the crotch of his pants or anything like that because he has a fucking gun. So he considers you special because your parents happen to be cultured people and apparently he hates booklearning, and the bullying, oh fuck is just like he does the gayest things out of the blue like wants to practice kissing and do dick measuring and shit like that so when you say no he goes psycho, punches you and threatens he'll tell the other kids you're gay... Then goes into his brooding phase when he is opsessed with death. Seriously, I can't even be guessing what's wrong with Canada that they actually like hanging out together but it's a welcome rest from the guy going all fucking racist one day then "for reals" confessing he's in love with your sister and wants to marry her...
>>62057628
asspain is your brothers
Greece has almost nothing to do with Western Europe.
>>62057848
This is a hateful post. Lets hope janny has enough RAID.
>>62057999
>>62058006
non-white immigrants
>>62058016
Lying is a essential part of the t*rkish/muslim culture. He wouldn't write so much if he wouldn't care.
>>62061774
He might be novgorodian, who knows.
Too lazy to make a picture.
Natural enemy - USA.
Brother - China.
Father - USSR.
>>62058250
non-white immigrant
>>62058290
Shut the fuck up you nazi shit. You are no different than commies. All talk and no balls to show.
>>62058724
turkish immigrant
>>62058699
I am no fucking professional on the subject, but I am pretty sure most Macedonians are just slavified Macedonians.
>>62065912
baited for this exact response, thank you for the (You)
Pic related is a perfect aryan girl, one that a mexican will never be able to match in quality, simply because of their feces covered skin
>>62058724
>dutch
>>62066122
he isn't
>>62058914
Shouldn't the UK be your ancestor with Washington being your father?
>>62065001
>>62065001
The French bailed the rebels out during the revolution. The Americans thanked them by not paying their debts and later making shit up about their military history.
>>62060792
your ancestors are arab rapists
>>62065427
china willd destroy america
>>62066139
I am a Greek.
>>62066220
>>62066254
kalimera kalispera.
>>62066120
See? This is the shit I have to put up with, he gave this girl dia de muertos skull earrings just like my sister wears and he keeps talking about the day of reckoning, man I'm fucking scared any of these days he's going to shoot the school up...
Pictured Mexican girl, you can keep the skin cancer grade freckled girl form kazakhstan...
>>62066283
gamisou
>>62066283
Kalispera senpai
>>62066292
That girl is probably one of those pure spaniards, aka not really a mexican. Trust me m8, I live in california, I've seen tons of of mexicans around, most of them are fecal colored, fat, and short.
Also, I wouldn't be too worried about the white kid shooting up the school, cause first of all I doubt there are any schools around you, and two, you should be more wary of the cartels
Whatever.
>>62057445
im too lazy to make one so ill just write it here
my country : Libya
brother : Tunisia
Father : Italy
ancestor : barbary pirate state tripoli
natural enemy : ISIS
friendly rival : Egypt
best friend : Malta
former enemy : Israel
r8
>>62066396
>Russia
>natural enemy
We don't even know you exist.
>>62066425
>Father
>Byzantine empire
>>62066425
>Byzantine Empire
>>62066447
I hope it stays that way, everytime you interacted with us, you took a massive shit on us for no reason.
Also, that doesn't stop your president from constantly calling us a threat on national television and saying that we'll "pay" for whatever.
>>62057445
>>62066487
>Father
>Albanian flag
Just remembered you used to have that Albanian guy ruling you.
Also, /pol/ told me that the Arabs replaced the native population so that ancestors is wrong.
>>62066487
I can't recall the last time he talked about Romania. All he says is bla bla bla nato is close.
>>62066501
>saudia best friend
>israel friendly rival
>sudan brother
>no idea wtf is that fataher
>>62066501
>former enemy
Turkish Republic is not even that old
>>62066388
I guess I'm not a Mexican either and neither is most of the people I know in Mexico City, you on the other hand have probably got some black in you like most American "whites"... And seriously that must be some diseased as fuck shit that's coming out your body if it's the color of beautiful brown women...
>>62062613
el colombiANO
>>62066537
Something about us being a national security threat to Russia because we let ameriguns put some missiles here after the chimpout in Ukraine and that we're in his crosshairs now.
Also some noise about Moldova and Transnistria that no one paid attention to.
Either way, since 1800, we've only suffered from interacting with Russia in all of its' incarnations. Even when we were """"""allies""""".
>>62066590
>Saudi best friend
Yes?
>Israel friendly rival
Had to stick america in there but i wouldn't call them a rival.
>sudan brother
Yes?
>>62066593
Meant it to be the ottomans but i couldn't bother looking up its flag since i ended up with multiple on google.
>>62066590
The father is Albania apparently, so Egyptians are a 6,000 year old nation but apparently they were founded by Ottomans raping central Europenas in the Middle Ages...
>>62066627
>ancestor
>friendly rival
do americans really believe that?
>>62066663
what the fuck is with albania tho
im not gonna fall for the rest cuz its obv bait
>>62066693
>Let me tell you about your country
And albania is because of muhammad ali.
>>62066720
so your brother is sudan
>>62060381
This pic is full of Idiocy
>>62066767
Godamn that's a month worth of wewuzism right there.
>>62066767
Yes and i'm sure if we ever become one country again theyll spam us with HOW CAN EGYPTIAN MEN EVEN COMPETE and potentially go we wuz.
>>62060637
>you and England are still friends
When have we ever been friends with England?
>>62066663
This is the Ottoman flag, seriously man...
>>62061218
delete this
>>62066923
I have not slept in over 24 hours ok mate?
>>62066668
>central
you dumb fucking idiot spic nigger
>>62066895
You used to be before WIlhelm wanted to build his navy.
>>62067126
I'm not really that interested in the distinctions you Asians make amongst yourselves, or you're going to me Islam is European? And Bulgars? or Turks or Tartars or whatever you are... I'll never understand why Europeans never bothered to reclaim their own continent in the age of discovery...
>>62057445
>Greek seeing us as their neutral enemy
Why tho? I thought things are normal between us again
>>62067188
Not at all.
The only time was during the Napoleonic wars but this was more necessaty than friendship.
>>62067318
we're slavic you retarded spic bitch
>>62067679
Only your language is Slavic.
>>62067727
haha benin :DD
>>62067679
Wikipedia says you're a Turkic people
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgars
And doesn't this >>62066074 aply to all Slavs? I'm not sure man do you look gipsy?
someone do strayas
>>62067783
This is a thing for real countries...
>>62067856
Benin is amongst your children.
>>62067783
Gotcha
>>62067758
the term in bulgarian
bulgar is an old name
>>62067714
that's what being slavic is you dumb gypsy lmao
>>62068222
hahaha top lad
no time for googling flags
>>62068352
>dumb gypsy lmao
It seems you can't have an argument without using strawman memes.
Slavic means to be related somehow to the old Slavs which settled on Vistula around the year 500. And Bulgarians are not.
>>62068527
saved it before i XXXXXX'ed China
>>62068536
Slavic is also the language term, which is what most people associate it with now, knowing or not. Plus, the only real slavs around are poles.
>>62068527
>Former Enemy: Spain
>Brother: Mexico
Puerto Rican faggot detected.
>>62068527
CHI
>>62068604
whu? Spain was our most significant enemy who is not a "natural enemy" as it were
>>62068609
Not CHI. Mexico's revolutionary exit from colony-hood and status as an ex-colony which has become more culturally influential than their father country makes them more eligible for brother-hood than anyone else. I guess Brazil is there too.
>>62068360
Arr rook same
>>62066676
>ancestor
You do know we have Native Americans here right? They live in squalor on reservations, he may be one of them.
>>62060761
This t b h
>>62068595
>most people
Normies, FTFY.
>>62069086
I know you from somewhere.
>>62068536
xaxaxa you retarded faggot the slavs are our ancestors
they're ancestors of romanians too
>>62069107
Bulgarians are less Slavic than Romanians which are less Slavic than Moldavians.
>>62068222
T b h we're not your former enemy, you just decided to attack us. And even then we still love you.
>>62057445
>>62069136
It's another "provincial is being cringeworthy" episode
Time to switch the channel.
>>62069106
From where, ex neighbour.
>>62060761
leave my fucking country alone, turkroach
>>62069202
From your soap operas, "t b h".
>>62069268
Why are you dissing my 't b h', friend. If you type it without the spaces it says desu. And yes our soap operas are popular all over the balkans.
>>62069136
>Bulgarians are less Slavic than Romanians
false
>which are less Slavic than Moldavians.
true
moldovans are basically slavs while romanians are slavs (bulgarians) in denial
>>62069304
Shouldnt you concentrate your focus on Macedonia, when it comes to questioning who is bulgarian and who is not?
>>62069257
>turkey natural enemy
>serbia brother
>byzantium father
>r*mania friendly rival
this is some next-level shitposting
>>62069304
And Bulgarians are Turks in denial
>>62069322
macedonians are less bulgarian than romanians because of albanian admixture
>>62069330
t. jannisary rape baby bulgarian
>>62069326
кoй ни e пo близък oт cъpбитe?
>>62069330
Turks are mongoloid looking people. Modern day turks are just greek and anatholian ppl in denial
>>62069355
Yeah desu my ancestors come from Bulgaria and I'm not even denying it. But just because you don't speak Turkish doesn't mean you aren't Turkish yourself. You're as Turkish as I am and I'm as Bulgarian as you are.
>>62069302
That "t b h" uncovers you on this anonymous website.
>>62069397
>кoй ни e пo близък oт cъpбитe?
дa нямaш ayтизaм? cъpбитe никoгa нe ca ни били бpaтя или близки, poгoнoceцbro
I don't know what to put in as a natural enemy for Germany desu
Poland?
>>62057999
you are right desu senpai
>>62069429
пo кpъв и пo мaнтaлитeт нaй-близки ca ни cъpбитe
>>62069405
kek autistic turklet you might be bulgarian but i am not turkish, as proven by genetic research
>>62059268
This guy gets it. Disregard the Italian autist he's a left winged terrone that hugs every nigger fresh off the boat
