Why are Mexicans so barbaric? Is it a part of Mexican culture that we should respect or does it result from their Aztec genetics?
>>62054580
>tfw no cartel gf to kill me and have sex with my corpse
>tfw dead bodies are getting more action than you
>>62054580
>punishment is being tied up and getting only one taco a day
sounds like the cartels are becoming soft
>>62054580
>tfw she kills you before she takes your virginity
Wtf I HATE mexico now
We gotta keep it OG man.
>>62054580
H O T
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That's pretty damn hot
>>62054580
>fed a single taco per day
MONSTERS
>if she failed she was fed a single taco
She just says that so she can look tough in prison.
>Want to die by snu-snu
>Snu-snu happens after you're already dead
>>62054580
>she only takes my virginity after I'm dead
Why is life so unfair
>>62056129
>>62054743
Maybe she takes your kisslessness before she kills you
>even headless corpses have more luck than I do
>>62054580
>beheaded corpse
>having a boner
wot
>>62056160
>taking my kiss virginity but not going all the way before she removes my head
WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE SUCH A FUCKING TEASE
I liked the part where some guy's head being smashed with a mace was made part of her sob story instead of being a tragedy on its own.
>>62054580
>punishment is being tied up and getting only one taco a day
Holy fucking shit I haven't laughed this hard in a long time
>>62056411
maybe he was a child rapist
>being fed only one single taco per day as a punishment
Dang nigga
How does that even work?
like how does a decapitated corpse get an erection?
>If she failed, Juana said she was tied up and fed a single taco a day
>a single taco
>mfw
bet she'd murder a cunt for a burrito right about now
>you will never tie her up and feed her a single taco while she's begging for more
>>62054580
Aztec blood
The article kind of makes it seem Mexicans eat tacos exclusively, c/d?
>tfw no cartel gf
Why are you all laughing at them starving her? A single taco per day is hardly enough calories to sustain a person...
>>62054696
Today is a new low.
>>62059061
>>62054696
have you not seen animal porn posted on 4chan yet? literal dogs get more action than you guys
>>62059893
Spanish blood would cause her to take a siesta, not murder and rape people
>>62054580
>she was fed a single taco a day
Fucking mexicans and their memes
>>62060967
What is chile's taco/burger/kebab, etc?
