Americans: I could care less
>I COULD care less
Daily reminder that if you learnt US English you aren't bilingual because US English isn't English.
>US English
"I couldn't care less" is more correct, right?
>>62044049
yes.
If someone asks you "What do you think of gay marriage?"
And you reply "I couldn't care less."
It means it isn't POSSIBLE that you care LESS than you actually do.
When Americans say "I could care less", then they're just saying I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE - meaning they think it's important.
It's not English.
>if you learnt US English you aren't bilingual because US English isn't English
>if you learnt French, you aren't bilingual because French isn't German
>>62044112
Thanks. Btw, most schools here teach British English, but, of course, it's not like kids really know it.
>>62044008
>when schools and kids in your country have a hard-on for British English
>>62044226
>>62044542
>British English
no such thing
It's just called English
>>62044615
tru
>>62044008
© Jaime Lyanistah
>>62044112
Calm your breasts it's short for "I could care less but I wont". It shows that you know a subject is ultimately irrelevant but you must speak of it.
>>62044212
wat
>>62044008
I could care less about halal english.
>>62048303
Yes, thank you.
Exactly what I think when I use that phrase.
>>62044008
>learning a dying language
Why? American English is more popular in the UK than British English. Soon there will be no distinction and the world will speak American
What did they mean by this?
>>62048303
that's pretty retarded fampai
>>62048303
wtf I hope youre trying to get onto am burger screencap thing
>>62044008
>>62048567
>most of the world uses british English
>the UN uses british English
>dying language
and british english isnt a different language you silly sausage
>>62050194
when I saw mexican spanish I knew it was a meme and never went on it again
>>62048303
ebin
> if you learnt US English you aren't bilingual because US English isn't English.
>if you learnt a second language that is not English you are not bilingual
Jesus Christ
>>62044008
Brit """english""":
>maths is important.
>maths is
>mathS is
Daily reminder that UKucks use plural nouns with singular verbs. If you're going to abbreviate Mathematics (from Greek μάθημα máthēma) as a plural noun, you should write:
>Maths ARE important.
If you're going to abbreviate it as a singular noun, like Americans do, then you can use the verb "is" and write:
>Math is important.
>>62048303
>"I could care less but I wont".
holy shit fuck you cunt
>>62048303
>"I could care less but I wont"
So you won't care less but you could? That still means you care more than the bare minimum you could manage.
>>62048303
thx for the laff senpai
American English:
>I am going to the store to buy milk and eggs. Hopefully it will not rain.
British English:
>I am um going to the um store to buy sort of milk and um eggs. Hopefully er it will not um rain.
>>62044008
I always thought we spoke Americanized English. Add parts and bits from all the countries that immigrate here.
You're so...pure.
Except for the "Chutney" thing, of course.
>>62048800
I am mad.
>>62057746
British English? That sounds like JFK.
>>62048303
Pls respond how old are you?
I could care less.
>>62048303
thats even worse. that means you care even more about it.
>>62044008
>>62044112
You know, for an island that prides itself on sarcasm you sure are shit at recognizing it.
>>62057746
That's Jeff Goldblum English you retard.
>>62048303
posting in burger screencap
>>62044008
>>62044042
>implying Islamic countries speak English
