You wake up an unknown place without remember anything
You walk out on the veranda to see where you are
It looks like southern Norway
Norwegian girl turns to you and says; "Hei kjære, takk for i natt"
You translate it with your phone(because you have that app): "Hey honey, thanks for last night"
What do?
>>62028435
Post IG Norwegian girls.
Kaikki maailman maat ja mä herään vittu norjasta
Reply in Swedish
>V-var så g-god
And then i gather my stuff and run away.
>>62028435
>"De nada, amor mío."
>a passionate tune from a spanish guitar can be heard in the distance
I've only ever met two Norwegian women. One was your run of the mill, boring looking housewife; the other was one of the hottest women I've ever seen anywhere. If the woman thanking me for last night is even remotely close to the latter, then pic related.
>>62028435
report a rape
>>62029166
>bolice, Mr. Spürdo Spärder here, I was sexed by a hot blonde girl, bls, send little help helper
i woke up in an Oslo nightclub, a Norwegian knew my name
Take as much cash that i can. Take a flight back.
Go see a doctor to see if i got raped
>>62028435
Am Muslim
rape her.
Get off free, because, well, I'm muslim.
>>62028746
Kek, this is the only right answer
ah yes norgayan whores are my specialty
when is your husband/boyfriend coming home whore?
remember darling cash is more important than anything, bye
>>62028435
Whose shirt are you wearing?
>>62028696
What's wrong with Norway?
Would you like a glass of wine ma chérie ?
