>be French
>surrender
It's in their blood
God I love that fucking show
>>62026664
>mfw vorenus was to white to run for a magister position
>>62026606
And still, France has always been the greatest country in Europe, and it will remain the best. FUNNY ISN'T IT
>>62026754
Being Lucius is suffering
>>62026789
>and it will remain the best
Truly, Allah has blessed you, Mamadou al Diarrhea
>>62026789
Greatest country at what?
Certainly not football
>>62026818
That's pretty cheap from a country that was liberated from the Muslims by the French.
>>62026823
>Greatest country at what?
At praysing Allah and killing kuffars. They will make Islam great again.
>>62026818
Would've been funny if your country hadn't been under muslim domination for hundreds of years, while we wuz Charles Martel n shit.
>>62026823
There's more to life than football, João
>It's another "n-no one cares about France I swear but lemme make a thread about it" episode
>>62026831
>from the Muslims by the French.
kek, Mamadou, show some pride in your ancestors or your brothers will slaughter you like the kuffar pigs for being a traitor
>Tfw love both France and Portugal
Can't we just get along?
>>62026843
Like what Ahmed?
Germany is richer than you
Britain has the better armed forces
What are you the "best" at?
>>62026843
>Would've been funny if your country hadn't been under muslim domination for hundreds of years, while we wuz Charles Martel n shit.
Karl der Grosse was BTFO by spanish muslims and had to run away like a little bitch, starting a great frog tradition.
Also, muslims spent 200 years to turn Al-Andalus into a majority of muslims (by forcing christians to pay a tax anyway) while in France they will need merely 50 years at most.
>>62026903
>What are you the "best" at?
Making the other european countries butthurt/obsessed, seeing the amount of thread created daily
>>62026913
>Karl der Grosse
What the fuck are you on about I'm telling you about Charles Martel
>>62026913
>Karl der Grosse
>Charles Martel
Sorry I had forgotten reading isn't a thing yet in your country
>>62026913
What an impressive display of pure inferiority complex. Thank God, Mary and Joan that we're not such cucks.
>>62026789
we are the best, loser
What is the show?
>>62026893
No you bastard traitor, go fuck a sheep.
>>62026903
LOL
>>62026954
I love you most of all Daddy ;)
>>62026903
>sandfrogs believe we are jelly of their islamic nation
They still think they are like in the 18th century, a powerful and proud nation. We, if anything, envy Germany or Switzerland.
>>62026928
>charles martel
pic related, this what he fought for
>>62026789
if by that you mean being overshadowed by germany or UK since the end of the napoleonic era then yeah
>>62026954
Rome by HBO
>>62026945
>inferority complex towards sandfrogs
nope, you are not Germany, Mamadou
>>62026928
>Gets a little attention after euro cup >starts crying like a baby.
You'd probably surrender if you were as bullied as us or the Greeks
>>62026986
Sorry we refused to submit to the US, we prefered to remain free.
>>62027006
>You'd probably surrender if you were as bullied as us or the Greeks
If only you knew how much people try to bully us everyday, most of the time it's just ridiculous so it doesn't really hurt.
>>62027006
>starts crying like a baby
It's just called replying to the thread but you wouldn't know tbf since Indians have disapeared of this board, unable to handle the bantz
>>62026955
Our technology is way better than yours
Our special forces are way better than yours
>French
>men
BAE
A
E
>>62026948
>Wales
ah, maybe you should have disabled regional flags to make this post, cwfryjfgh
>>62026664
XIII
>>62027023
>Sorry we refused to submit to the US, we prefered to remain free.
>EU country
kek
>>62026903
>Britain has the better armed forces
Lmaao
>>62027023
Hmmm.... Oh well you do make great fighter jets.
>>62026986
>germany
You mean the country that lost half of its territories and never had a proper colonial empire ? Kek
>>62027032
>Our technology is way better than yours
RAFALE
A
F
A
L
E
>>62027055
They submited to Germany (and Allah). Even worse considering that at least the US is the most powerful country that have ever existed.
>>62027062
Is this what they call denial
>>62027055
Yet we refuse many of the US order, such as the Iraq war in 2003, where our european allies turned into good little ameripuppets and went against us. I wasn't suprised for the UK doing it tho
>>62027032
>Our technology is way better than yours
US tech yes, yours no
>Our special forces are way better than yours
french special forces are #1, even us special forces get btfo in Cayenne camps
>englo men
>perfide
>liars
>cowards
>butthurted
have a nice day nigel
>>62027087
Nice argument
>>62026606
whats this show?
>>62027023
>Sorry we refused to submit to the US, we prefered to remain free.
what
the only reason you country exists is because of US, if you look at polls, most french think US contributed the most to ww2
>>62026606
i second this
no wonder we kicked their ass 50 years ago
#neverbaguette
francophobia is a mental illness
>>62027106
Same goes for all Europe. Also history doesn't start in 1945.
>>62027097
UK has been superior to France for two centuries m8, the whole time with fewer people as well.
>>62027098
you didn't have an argument yourself so
>>62027106
the only reason your contry exist is because of France and napoleon, so kek at you being a so weak nation you were under control another weak nation like us
>>62027033
Wales is the best country in Europe
>>62026986
>lost a war again Ethiopia
>>62027118
It's called inferiority complex.
>>62027125
>expecting a brit reject to be objective lmao
>>62027059
By this logic Pakistan has better armed forces than Israel. Nukes are irrelevant if you already have more than a handful.
>>62027106
Marshall plan, friendini. Marshall plan. You have it too. Any non communist country in Europe that suffered WWII (hence, not Spain rolfmao) got the Marshall plan. And what came with Marshall plan? US culture quotas. Everywhere. Read it up. And stop hating on us ffs, Italy and France should not be so far appart. Italy shouldnt hate on France so much.
>>62027106
>the only reason you country exists is because of US
England actually.
The Americans wanted to kill France for good, Churchill convinced them otherwise
>>62027151
sp what about that :
>>62026955
>>62027143
we only attract retards' hatred.
>>62027122
irrelevant, French have already submited to the US
>France vs the World
Why does it has to be like that all the time ?
>>62027163
>The Americans wanted to kill France for good
Man we've been going around since 481, pretty much everyone tried to "kill us for good" and yet we're here in 2016.
>>62027131
What I said was true, dry your tears Hans Pizzanetti
>>62027142
irrelevant, mr ching chong
>>62027171
The Brits are going to have 2 new state of the art carriers soon. I wouldn't doubt your armed forces are better at present since the UK cut their defence budget a lot, but they will eclipse you in a few years.
>>62027155
We love France mon frere <3
>>62027118
>>62027143
french people are literally italians with brain damage
hahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahha
can't make this shit up
>>62027195
yeah but it was irrelevant to what we were talking about, so pick up your pants and take that baugette out your ass Pierre
>>62027201
so come at me in a few years and shut the fuck up for now
>>62027201
>2 new state of the art carriers
jesus this shit doesn't even have nuclear reactors.
>>62027104
HBO Rome
http://youtu.be/uocQ8t9K9FA
It's Pretty good
>>62027220
algerians are literally goats fuckers hahahahahaha
>>62027182
>Why does it has to be like that all the time ?
maybe when you stop goading that you're the best but then you get your ass beaten to a pulp
>>62026606
>11 days
>>62027095
>Britain didn't profit from the war
You're just a puppet of a puppet to the united states which is even worse
>>62027097
Yes our technology is better prove me wrong if you can (Oh wait you wont because you can't)
>SAS
>Not the best special force in the world
>getting called a coward
>By a frog
Have fun in your 9% muslim country Pierre I'm sure Hollande will fix it kek
>>62027256
go back to the UK or the usa
>>62026606
is that jesus?
>>62027256
When /int/ stops being obsessed and making threads about our country*
Fixed it for you
>>62027252
you just jelly you never tasted the superior goat pussy stay mad pierre and go prep your arab bull
>>62027220
Algerians are Italians with brain damage? Don't be so harsh on yourself mate.
>all the people we bullied now try to buly us
lmao, you're just exposing your scars
>>62027226
I never claimed they were superior. Take it out on the Australian. I just pointed out that the size of the nuclear arsenal is less important than having one
> Doesn't have nuclear reactors.
Not ideal for fueling. They already have global nuclear power projection with Trident
>>62027256
Ah yeah, as we can all see with those arrogant frenchmen on /int/ who keep creating threads like this one to show how much our country is the best
>>62027275
>EU state
>country
>>62027309
>we
>>62027321
Not ideal for fueling
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>62027225
You said Germany (outside of the fact that Germany wasn't even a thing back then) overshadowed us ever since the end of Napoléon
Which is wrong, because even if they do now and kicked our asses in 1870 we were still far more relevant on a global scale for a long time
>>62027270
>>62027275
>get told the truth according to history
>"N-NO, YOU'RE SHIT"
It's okay France, we still love you
>>62027360
You're obsessed.
>>62027118
French women are ugly whores who smell like cheese
>>62027309
your insecurity is showing pierre al faransi
there is literally nothing wrong with stating the facts as ugly as they may seem
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/italian-man-suffers-brain-damage-and-now-speaks-french-and-france-compulsive-foreign-language-a7061001.html
>>62027327
>People vote leave
>Still haven't left
>>62027382
>"HAHA IF I TELL YOU YOU'RE OBSEESED I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL"
Just stop France, let's go home
>>62027416
That union Jack above your post somewhat degradates the validity of your comment, in my most humble opinion that is.
>>62027416
>an anglo calling anything ugly
look in a mirror
>>62027469
>he keeps replying to my posts
I think you're the one obsessed here Pierre
>>62027495
>"y-you're obsessed here. the proof is that thread made to bash the italians, you keep posting in it!"
>>62027175
Tres Royale :DDDD
THIRTEENTH
>>62027494
French women think we are handsome :)
>it's a irrelevant Pooropeean countries reminisce about their past glory episode
>>62027599
French women have no idea what Welsh look like tho
P-please stop fighting.
I know you've been separated for a long time, but it's not healthy for children to see their parents fight. What if Canada sees?
>>62027599
yes, you're all actors
>>62027628
At least they had glory.
>>62027643
they saw us in the Euros lad
>>62027649
britain is clearly the woman. the bitch got the custody and used other men to push back france the father from seeing the boy.
>>62027672
You left too quick, they couldn't see anything
>>62027672
they saw you get btfo by muslims and russians? kek
>>62027700
we stayed longer than Germany, Italy and Spain
>>62027672
>mfw the most famous welsh got a big bald spot he tries to hide
JUST
>>62027599
No, being attracted to British people is a new worlder thing, Europeans are close enough to the UK to know the truth
>>62027700
>>62027745
man on the right is a strong alpha that makes european pussy quiver
left is a nu-male cuck
>>62027745
and handsome anglos are from french genes of course. typical anglo is ginger manlet with nigger nose
>>62027799
t. Dave from the council estate
>>62027808
that's scottish
>>62027808
Where do you think the name "Anglo-Saxon" comes from. Ginger features are Celtic, not Anglo.
>When somebody that's never had to fight for their life or anybody else's calls anybody else a coward for not fighting to the death
>>62027649
cringe
>>62027897
ikr, it must suck to be remembered as the eternal coward of all ages through generations
french men must be the laughing stock of valhalla and all the warrior heavens
>>62028142
lol
>>62027649
>>62027945
i have no doubt it sounded a lot funnier in his head
>>62028142
saying the goat fuckers who cannot fight and were constantly raped by french forces for decades
>>62028145
why are you laughin fuckin britt, there were more french kings on england thrones than anglo warfare wins, and talking about cowardness you're a fucking expert
wew
>>62028278
Britian is the cock and balls to France's bleeding vagina
>>62028361
everytime a brit says something bad about france, it's the opposite
>>62028410
i'm Portuguese
>>62028439
What did you rob today?
>>62028491
one euro cup
>>62026606
>Frenchies get wrecked by Romans
>Germans wreck Romans
lol
>>62028527
I know
>>62028278
says the french surrenderer who's country is 14 times samller than mine and did jack shit for a hundred years then lost marseille and paris at the end and his woman to mohammad too needless to say that your equiped proffesional military got rekt by illetrate wfarmers with funny hats
>>62028541
the nose knows
>frenchies
why don't we go back to prehistoric times while we're at it?
>>62028587
WAHEYY
hon hon hon
>>62028599
we conquered you. how does that make you feel?
>>62028639
I'd be ashamed if I was portuguese desu.
>>62028599
>14 times smaller than mine
A big fucking sandbox that WE delimited.
Algeria is a French invention. A literal non country.
>>62028678
I wouldn't know anything about that as I'm not Portuguese
>>62028639
at least in my lifetime i enjoyed watching my country reached the finals 4 times and won 2.
when you lil britt was just able to embarass yourself again and again, to finally get so assblasted you decided to quit EU and elict a muslim mayor, top kek
hmm try to think about at least one good thing about france.....
>Léon
>>62028620
Are you denying your heritage of surrender-gauls?
>>62028787
lol, cucked in your own country by Alberto Barbosa
>>62028787
>when you lil britt was just able to embarass yourself again and again,
>mfw this is true
I only watch them for the comedy gold
>>62028804
prussia/germans surrendered more times than the french
>>62026789
Forgetting the time of rome, spaind and the HRE.
Charles V owned both, you should have married into the family and they wouldnt have been as inbred and more powerfull.
>>62028964
first world war
second world war
thats it
Daily reminder for the French to not reply to those threads
Boring countries want to have their circlejerk to feel better and that's alright, but there's no need for us to partake
>>62029045
>HRE
>>62029108
HRE was an European powerhouse while frenchies were still occupied by the anglos
>>62029179
They did manage to outmaneuver it later and became the major warmonger on the continent.
Why are we ashamed of a teensy bit of warmongering again?
>Tfw HRE nobles just wanted to be left alone fucking with each other.
>>62028647
>>62028681
you atteined salt level that souldn't even be possible
stay jelly with you 20 milion arab niggers and god knows what other subhuman mongrel race you get what you deserve
you can come anyday and delimitate it again niggers.
>>62029062
so it's one more time than us.
>>62029179
You know that the HRE was the punching bag of Europe right ?
>>62029386
off the top of my head:
second world war
vietnam
franco-prussian war
OPs pic
>fight for your land over 3000 years
>still concidered non local and non country by coward surrenders
wew
>>62029454
Like you were for the last hundred years?
>>62026606
ok i"ll bait
>portugal
>war
>>62029505
i'm not sure your grandpa would say france was a punching bag when he was eating rats for months in verdun tranches
>>62029454
in modern history, yes
in medieval times, they were the biggest power in Europe
>>62029582
You fought well, better than the rest of the allies.
We fought better in both world wars though and especially before.
Shit sucks when you dont have any friends though
.
>Also we built really good trenches.
>>62029582
or when his grave got profaned not so long ago
>>62029794
las commemoration of verdun witnessed a bunch of kids running on graves, you can blame french poor taste and lack of decency for it
>>62029845
Oh ya, purged that from my memory.
So modern, so progresive!
>>62029753
>>62029845
so this is your warfields records? spitting on graves and flee like cowards? fucking hilarious
>>62029845
Its was a german artist idea tho.
>>62029727
don't worry the allies defeated the wrong enemy and the west is crumbling under jewish clutural marxism if anything germany were the good guys
and hitler is the hero we need but don't deserve
>>62029727
i know that feel m8, when the all europe was against napoleon and shiat. and of course the anglo took credit of that like always kek.
>>62029970
Fucking exactly, the brits did their part at sea but it was mainly germans and russians bleeding and it would not have been possible without them.
Still mad about Battlefield 1 with no France.
If at all the US should be a DLC.
>>62029924
holly shit i know you enough to tell you're not even ironic when you call me coward which is the irony in itself you arrogant cowards you are
berebers never had a full week without waging a war for 3 millenia+
and i didn't even have to put a foot ouside my house when you profaned your graves you did it to yourselves
>>62029935
there was a fr*nch grandfather under the grave tho.
>>62030092
>i know you enough
and my grandfather told me how weak the algerians were when he raped the daughters sisters and mothers of your ancestors.
>>62030092
>>62030119
I thought you were arabs, isn't your claim to being berbers mostly like egyptians drawing a connection to old egypt?
Semms like people like copts or your mountain and desert people are way closer to the old people than the city arabs most people mostly are.
>>62030204
>when he raped the daughters sisters and mothers of your ancestors.
Wtf? I hate france now.
I hope you become a backwards caliphate.
SS Charlemagne were amongst the last soldiers defending Europe from the judeocommunist hordes. Fought to the end.
>>62030204
it only shows the lack of discipline in french military and it isn't much of a thing to brag about the german wehrmacht soldiers would have been executed on spot by their officers if it happened
>>62029045
Yet Charles V and all its non countries could not make France yield despite being constatly at war with it, making us the superior power. (greater density of power if you want)
Legionnaire reporting
Regulars in the gendarmie are tough bastards, as much as I like banter and calling them babies and mocking their fut-futs.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PVmYFJGoZ-0
The only thing worse then a dumb frog poster is a legit frog.
Kill the French 100 year war never forget.
>>62030375
Which regiment, burgerman?
>>62030204
how times change huh
>>62030232
arab is an insult in my village literally
some berber tribes refuse to mix with arabs to this day to keep the bloodline as it was 3000 years ago
>>62030472
are you light eyes kabyle?
>>62030472
Who cares about the differences between two types of subhumans tho
>>62029623
>in medieval times, they were the biggest power in Europe
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
So they launched the Crusades? (no, it was France)
So they won the most important medieval war? (no, it was France)
So they had such power to elect Popes? (no, it was France)
tl;dr: HREmperor got crowned by the Pope, which was elected by the French (and sometimes lived in France)
Stay cucked, and keep on hating us. I swear I never had ill feelings for Germans growing up, but the more Germans I see IRL and the more I visit this place, the more I feel Germans are quite assholes, and the more I feel you're the tumor of Europe and should have never been given another chance by France (1806 and the Rhine Confederation, 1945 and the will to create the EU to let you come back).
You're the shame of the union, and only seek revenge for wars you triggered yourself. Today you pick on us for banter, not realizing the wars you started are the result of getting fucked in the arse so hard you still havent recovered 200 years later. I am aware that Germany is a nation built on the hatred of the French, but man if you don't grow up I'll be glad for any opportunity to put you back in your place, kiddo.
>>62030630
>be france
>be powerhouse of medieval europe
>get cucked for 100 years by English raiders
lulz
>>62030357
ahahahahah. not the french guy you replied to, but let me reply this once: ahahahahahahahh
fuck off, wheraboo
>>62030581
>>62030551
you do
>>62030552
kabyle yes, i must have inherited your rapist grandfather shit eyes
>>62030689
>be england
>lose to norman/french
>surrender
>adopt french policy/culture
>adopt french langage
>crown french kings on england throne
>regain sovereignty centuries later
this is cucked
>>62030689
>be france
>be powerhouse of medieval europe
>fight the rightfull heir to the throne of France for 100 years, on the sole basis that he's become a dirty islander, and eventually win with the grace of God himself
lulz
fixed it for you :^)
>>62030689
>Talking about cuck when your kings didn't even speak English for centuries
>>62030772
i knew it this is why you're so upset, kek my lil cousin
France have nukes
UK doesn't
>anglos get rekt
>>62030772
>you do
[citation needed]
Algerian flag = scum however you define yourself tbf
>>62028599
haha 100years occupations hasnt taught u anything? i guess we shoulda nuked the whole place like we did in the sahara
>>62030707
Y u laff u be raped now ? the times they are changing
>>62030816
??? this is false
>>62030816
They do to be fair
But they have less
>>62030773
>>62030802
>>62030803
not even mad, nobody cares we had French kings
>>62030844
>>62030866
yeah? wtf i hate UK now
But they use american nukes, right? and you use your own ones?
>>62030843
>Glorieux sang kabyle
>Jamais conquis, jamais envahi
>Jamais sorti sa bite du con d'une chèvre
>Guerre d'Algérie: Unique victoire stratégique d'une puissance conventionnelle engagée dans une guerre de guérilla
>Le peuple ne veut pas, les politiques lachent, les militaires suivent
>50 ans après, seul dans sa maison de terre après que ses 15 cousins soient allés en France pour 'niquer la France' là où ca fait le plus mal (donc à Mantes-la-Jolie), le glorieux guerrier kabyle nous explique sa vision objective des choses de la vie dont les relations des femmes avec les hommes de couleur.
Tu me rappelles l'origine de l'expression 'beurette à khel' stp Sélim ?
>>62030879
so are you a desperate psycho? i mean you laugh at the french but you love your french kings? i call this mental illness
I stand with France, they gave us Picardy.
>>62030834
>>62030836
>>62030813
what a fall from grace france
everyone is trashtalking you and backstabing you there are literal shit on france threads cowardise will be attached to your name forevrer and do is your burden
>>62030981
when you're the strong, you're used to been trash talked by the weaks, but seeing your flag just remains me your military strategies : throw a stone, run far away.
>>62030981
>there are literal shit on france threads
Success breeds jealousy etc
Everytime an Algerian try to """"banter""""" me here I remember I could answer in French and thanks to a century of humiliation he would understand
>>62030974
i am shit with cuckrunes
>>62031076
b-but your mom was used to have french getting out of her mouth and ass aswell
>>62031066
>>62031067
if it helps you sleep at night....
your success built on treachery and betrayal is in the past where it belongs and shall be forgotten you have fallen from grace
>>62031105
literal yer mum xd joke
when i though you couldn't fall any lower...
and i kinda pitty you you're still mournings the shreds of your empire to this day it must have left a profound scare that crushed the very soul of the french"man"
>>62031417
DESU, we're being recalled its existence every day God makes by any other European we meet. We wouldn't care so much otherwise, the Revolution was more important to us than our Empire. FYI, we're not tard brits.
>>62031417
I think you've found the answer. White people have holes in their national pride and identity. Those holes are filled, intentionally or unintentionally, by black people and Muslims.
This is why all of the former Empires are using the dark spackle to patch their holes.
>Flag
Yeah, we built the foundation out of it.
