F edition
second
>>62025279
california
Who here no sleeping tonight either?
Too scared to sleep.
>>62025279
Third for Asian feet.
what if non-american posters aren't really and it's all just to trick americans into thinking there is a world outside of america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBf4DCpL1Q4
WTF?
>>62025243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7coO8i9Z4w
nth for friendly russian anon
Akko > Diana
>>62025244
And I thought all white actresses looked alike too
>ameripoops
>>62025307
1:30 bedtime every night, famdingo.
>>62025319
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhanaozen_massacre
WTF?
>>62025319
Skull & Bones is a hell of a drug
>tfw /cum/ distracts me from masturbating
nothing is sacred anymore
>>62025348
Fuck off
>>62025357
Its alright, a couple of nofap days wont hurt, they will actually help.
>>62025319
dubbya is trying to enjoy himself, can you blame him?
i mean better than obama using the fucking funeral as if it was some sort of conference
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>62025319
he knows it's not real
he knows they just stage these things as a form of population control
haha
Supreme court is going to decide how to ban sikh jokes
>>62025364
>>>62025357
>Its alright, a couple of nofap days wont hurt, they will actually help.
>>62025337
>And I thought all white actresses looked alike too
they are
except emma watson
>>62025319
He cracked a joke during his speech and kept the mood light. W was upbeat in contrast of Obama who insights violence every time he speaks.
Cop massacres under W: 0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-RNt4wNxb4
really want to go canoeing
>>62025391
heh thats funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyORszNzkRk
just gonna leave this here
>>62025323
Bookmarked
>>62025441
that is the creepiest fucking thing ive ever seen
What happens if i call someone cus?
>>62025323
Wow that's awful, thank you.
>>62025473
you get shot
BTFO
>>62025497
Really made me think
BTFO
T
F
O
>>62025441
I'm sitting here thinking why don't they just adopt but I as I watched I realized people like this shouldn't be allowed to raise children.
>>62025549
Call the cops
B T F O
>>62025549
give her the money and tell her to leave
>>62025497
>>62025540
Why don't you just get attention you so desperately crave by joining the conversation?
>>62025441
>>62025549
be a little scared because a cute girl kidnapped me and has been staring at me while I was sleeping
also be turned on because that's a huge fetish of mine
B T F O
T
F
O
>>62025307
here... watcha doing right now fellow taco ,besides shitposting here of course
>>62025583
pls no
last time we had a swede poster it destroyed /cum/
>>62025567
you're not a real american
America is best Western nation and greatest Eastern ally! :)
should i got the gym today lads?
feeling kinda lazy
>>62025637
Thanks bud, sorry about the cold war thing.
>>62025628
those guys mad as fuck over them taking muslim cock nn shiiieett...
>>62025613
Trying to get in contact with someone to buy and scan manga while browsing panda and pixiv.
Momoiro Meloik CH2-7 and Fudatsuki no Kyoko-chan since nobody is scanning them.
I'm going to bed. Latvia is in charge when he gets here.
>>62025639
do you want to be weak or strong is what you should ask yourself
>>62025656
It's okay! We can still be friends! We can wait for TRUMP.
>>62025639
just go on diet
>>62025676
uhhhhh great great...more chinese cartoon available...god bless you, brother
>>62025630
I was gonna say that but then some smartass would say I invited her in
>>62025696
Someone has to do it, nothing too interesting.
>>62025694
Go fuck a horse
IM EATING ICE CREAM
>>62025713
>>62025696
And you?
>>62025706
>>62025679
getting chubby from all those beer evening, guess i should just go and do it
>>62025694
any ideas?
who here /fa/
>>62025733
listening some music and reading some articles (just a while ago i was making some catching up with a burger friend that i hadn't spoken to for a long time)...
>>62025771
*doing
Good morning fellow children of the Lord
An early start to the day leads to the most productivity. I hope you all have a good day.
mornin'
>>62025822
hi, bby
you have a good day too!
>consider bantering a jap poster
>remember that hes japanize
>get genuinely worried that he might take his own life i post my post
>delete my post
i'm a good person sometimes
>>62025743
>tfw no money to buy more clothes
>>62025857
>canapoors
>>62025743
>>62025752
>>62025857
fashion is for ugly people
>F-feel the Bern
yeah he was a white blues man before long before his tyme
I want to go hunting (like deer or something), is it fun?
How does it work?
>>62025889
>mfw he walked away with all their money
>>62025912
have a friend scare a deer into your direction then shoot the deer with a gun
bonus points if you don't shoot your friend
>>62025918
We learned to never ever trust Jews
>>62025929
How does the friend scare the deer?
How do you find it, do you just walk around until you see one?
I was hanging out with my coworker in their front porch smoking weed but at about 1:00 AM or so some pickup truck stopped in the middle of the road in front of the house
Then they drove up a bit, stopped for about 15 seconds, drove up a bit more, stopped, and so on about 5 or 6 more times until they were out of sight and drove off; at some point he/they rolled the windows the down about halfway
What did they mean by this?
There's been a serial killer in the area so I was kinda freaking out a bit although I stayed put in my chair
My coworker went inside and I drove home after that, it was pretty scary /cum/ but now I'm glad I get to smoke some more weed and eat some trail mix in that order
>>62025962
>How does the friend scare the deer?
yell at it or run towards it or even throw stuff towards it
>How do you find it
female deer piss, tracking, footprints, or you can just walk around
>>62025962
Well first step is you have to be Dutch
That's all
>>62025983
What kind of trail mix?
>>62025983
rip anon
>>62025989
>yell at it or run towards it or even throw stuff towards it
That doesn't sound "professional", is that really how it works or are you just making stuff up?
>>62025983
they were literally playing pokemon GO and catching all the pokemen on your street
>>62025962
>>62026049
What did your dad teach you when you were a kid? Christ
>>62026049
well I mean you can just track one down and shoot it if you're a good aim and very stealthy. I was just telling you the easiest way I knew how
>>62026057
m e in the bac k
Pls bully me and guess my height/etnicity
>>62026057
me in the front
>>62026002
Thr kind with M&M's, raisins, peanuts, and almonds I think
The best way to eat it is totally random handfulls, though if it's completely devoid of a certain element you gotta manually add a couple of them, especially if it's M&M's you don't wanna miss out on that
>>62026091
I genuinely don't fucking care but I can tell you're insecure enough that you posted yourself on a chinese cartoon forum to see how people on here judged you which is absolutely fucking pathetic
I recommend you stop using social media and live your fucking life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBf4DCpL1Q4
What the fuck with him, murifriends? Explain it to me, plz.
>>62025983
>There's been a serial killer in the area
Is this a common thing in the US?
>>62026067
Hunting here is for old rich people, I think.
I don't think it's any fun here anyway, the permits are hard to get and we don't have any very sizable forests or anything so it doesn't seem word it.
>>62026121
Fuck YES
The kind with M&Ms is always the best
>>62026140
every town has the local serial killer you stupid euro poster
>>62026052
Yeah, we saw a couple people doing just that walking around with their phones out and they didn't come anywhere near the house
The fact that the drove up to us and stopped several times while passing isvery suspicious
>>62026057
>that white line
fucking gimp i swear to god
>>62026128
new it was a mockery with obama leading it. so he danced to show how much of a mockery it really was. bush always makes you think, he just subtle. read between the lines.
>>62026175
they probably stopped because they had to actually throw the pokeball to catch the pokemon they drove near
it takes around 15 seconds to do that if you catch it on your first shot (which usually you will).
>>62025962
Tell him to pretend he is a lion
>>62026128
he's old and drunk
>>62026091
u luk pretty white
>>62026128
the melody of the song was turned into a relatively popular song to get children into reading here and now that shit is stuck in my head again.
>>62026140
Kinda, I'd say maybe you might hear about a local serial killer on the news once every 5 years or so where I live
Of course, "local" could mean the next town or two towns over, and there's never been one in exactly my area before (this serial killers kills are kinda close to my coworker though)
>>62026220
ummmm???
>tfw I'll never smoke a joint with Dubya
>>62026254
whoops didnt mean to reply to anyone
Is it true americans can't buy SVT-40s?
>>62026328
I think we can, they're just stupid expensive
>>62026347
Why are they so expensive down there?
>>62026368
commie tax
>>62026199
Well even if that's true it's sill very wierd that they did that
If they weren't suspicious they could've lowered the windows all the way and wave at us to show they mean no harm or they could've kept them completely unrolled and with thm pulling over by the side of road
Driving eradically in the middle of the street i front of the only house on the street with people outside of it
that is sketchy as fuck and you know it
>>62026384
you're probably paranoid because the weed, they probably didn't even notice you and were in their own pokemon world
>>62026260
>he'll never invite you to a bbq
>>62026417
http://www.strawpoll.me/10735620
Bls resbond
>>62026580
How could /cum/ betray me like this
I'm not high, I AM the weed
>>62026612
>2 votes yes
Thatnk you, see, it really is a legitimate paranoia
>>62026091
Gay foot homo inches/faggot
>tfw don't know if a grill is flirting with me or i've been friendzoned into the shadowrealm
what am I supposed to do when a girl keeps saying I'm attractive to her but all she ever talks about 90% of the time is online dating and the people she's dating but not really dating
i wish i didn't fall for the 2016 year of the gf meme its not worth the headache
>>62026690
in what context did she say you were attractive
Me and the mates going to Atlanta
>>62026794
Me in the top right
>>62026712
just today she was complaining about her current "not-bf nothing official just testing the waters" bf and said how much more attractive and taller i was than him
i don't get it what the fuck am i supposed to reply with
what does it MEAN
me and the lads heading to Leningrad
>>62026840
means she wants you to stop being a pussy and make a move before she realizes you're actually a pussy and loses interest in you
I miss my classfu ;_;
>tfw you consider not making a shitpost but decide to post it anyway
>>62026915
>tfw you consider not being a sellout but decide to do it anyway
>>62025279
unironically hope that guy gets help desu
>>62027345
he's gone, Jim
>3 AM
Jesus boys what am I doing
I gotta get sone shut eye
>>62027345
im actually unironically kinda worried
he hasn't posted since
i hope hes ok
>>62027477
night
Is the process of becoming an American citizen through marriage easy?
>>62027634
as far as i know its the easiest
>>62027674
Cheers.
If I'm not actually a poof though, will I have trouble with them wanting proof that the marriage is legit or is that reserved mainly for people coming in from third world countries where the women will be turned into whores/married off for money and shit like that?
>>62027477
It's 4am and I'm smoking weed and watching The Sopranos
Don't become like me
>>62024615
Don't you ever mistake me for a pleb listening to edgelord band rammstein again
>>62028063
Can you post some more legs and feet please and thank you
>>62027834
Think you have to stay married for an allotted time.
>>62028063
>me for a pleb listening to edgelord band rammstein again
>>62024496
>I don't know, I don't listen to Ramstein.
>>62028096
I have no new shots of her but have these
>>62025540
What the fuck was Randy doing in the World Trade Center?
boy do I want a succ and fucc now
>tfw not drunk
>>62028557
Good feeling isn't it
>>62028595
no
>>62028656
Pathetic
Consider reevaluating your life
>mfw a stranger starts the conversation in Ru**ian
What a horrible night to have a curse..
>tfgw phoned in sick again
think im gonna go to the hospoital lads
>>62030549
Stomach flu?
I caught it two nights ago, still feeling rather weak.
>>62030693
drinking alcohol flu desu
where did my alcohol go i cant find it
i want to die
>>62031097
drink some water instead
>>62031111
good idea ano also good digits
haha
What would become of us, without memes?
>it's a "feed the attention seeking canadian dumbass" episode
reminder that this guy has been posting like this for months now and last claimed his harrowing binge consisted of one 40oz a day, it's a shitty gimmick
*walks into /cum/*
how about you walk out as well, cunt
>>62032045
zdrastovitye
No. I'm here to make America great again.
>>62032109
whats that giberish?
>>62032133
rossiya speak
you speak rossiyan right?
How's that zoophilia thing going for you Canada?
>>62032153
no, never learned it, never will
weak bait
>>62032199
Why not? It's a cool language
>>62032242
its rather ugly in every way and that meme map just shows that we have a large russian minority. Almost every Latvian speaks English as well, only the soviet era Latvians know russian really well.
>>62032333
English is mandatory in schools right? Don't you get a choice between German and Russian as well?
>>62032385
we do
english is for every from 1st grade, then you can choose russian or german from 6th grade. Never really bothered learning russian in school, barely know some of the basic words.The amount of teens learning russian is dropping as well, most of them know just enough to talk to someone. Although i hope we can finally pass the law in the next year banning russian schools and finally going to Latvian only education, like estonians did.
Fucked up poached eggs. I hope everyone else is having a better morning.
I like America!
Gib green card
>>62033747
How will you benefit this country?
hello
>>62034282
Good morning
>>62025279
http://www.strawpoll.me/10736782
http://www.strawpoll.me/10736782
http://www.strawpoll.me/10736782
>>62033965
That's a different issue
Today I saw fat man drinking vodka and laughing and then skinny man next to him start dancing.
Such is life in Russia
How are you? I ask America only
>>62034311
yes, same to you
what's the plan for today?
>>62034485
i rarely go outside the house so reading posts like this about small interesting moments in other peoples lives are what sustain me
>>62034596
Writing a press release and a meeting at 3. You?
got off work an hour early
rather happy now :^)
>>62034749
Nice. You're an integral member of the overseas embassy for the League of /cum/
>>62034637
I'm sorry to hear that
Did you know they allow kids younger than 5 to be naked on the beach? Not joking. I think because pedos get beat up and police like it.
>>62034701
Going to an art museum to see a new exhibition, then have work in the evening.
>>62034959
Sounds nice. Is the exhibition for a particular artist?
>>62035000
Yeah, Lawren Harris. He was a member of the Group of Seven, so I'm interested in the exhibition.
>>62034846
>those legs
hnnnnnng
>Coworker is in a polyamorous relationship with two genderfluid women
>She also came from a single mother household and sounds like she has massive daddy issues because her dad fucked off after she was born
>He brother is also mtf
Memes are escaping into my reality lads
>>62035120
Wow, Harris's work is really cool. I'm jealous now.
![elvgren-pin-ups48[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cfsbWMW.jpg "elvgren-pin-ups48[3].jpg")
>>62035145
Girls should wear more hosiery and shit like that. If I wasn't flat broke I'd buy my fiancee a garter belt and stockings.
>>62035290
fucking this
stockings/lingerie + heels is my fetish, women literally look best in that combination
>>62035226
Haha, I've been waiting for this for a while. What do you do with your time off, anon?
me with the lads
>>62035452
Listen to music, play vidya, comic books/cartoons, D&D and board games with friends. I'm pretty much a homebody.
>>62035450
Kek I pissed off my mom and sister once when I asked why women seemed to look so happy in shows/movies from the 50s. They said it was a really sexist assumption and many of them weren't. That's probably true but women probably never looked better than in those styles.
>>62035698
they sound like feminists honestly
>>62035673
Fixed
>>62035792
you sure you got the german flag right, buddy?
Go 'skins!
h-hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos and FUCKING LEAFERS hehe
>>62035853
I was looking for the smallest image size and didn't see that it was wrong
>inb4 American education
>>62036014
hola pendejo
salut mon ami
Hello
please sign!
https://www.change.org/p/stephen-wells-remove-and-re-contextualise-the-leopold-plaques-located-in-the-octagon-queens-building
Go 'skins!
Go 'skins!!!
>>62036258
I am now feeling this emotion called sad
kekkles there have been country-wide raids of a total of 60 apartments today
it was the first big scale anti online hatespeech action to take place
>>62036377
Distinguish yourself in the court of /cum/ and you too will become a meme
>>62036422
What have you done to spread the word of this glorious general lately?
>>62036583
That better be a photoshop
>>62036422
>it's the current year, gubbermints aren't gonna turn despotic against their own people! quit being so paranoid you schizo!
me with the lads back in the day
>tfw dont know what you did with your liquor
feels bad lads
at leasti have some beers
>>62037062
It's not
Just doing my duty lad
>>62037300
>>62037300
found it lads but im basically out
how do i get to the hospital if i dont want to drive??
>>62037546
Call an uber driver
>>62037588
good idea
not sure if my shitty small has many though
any way to check?
>>62037110
2nd amendment is a joke
stop acting like it would have any effect on the outcome of the government turning against its people lmao
what are some fat fucks with an ar-15 going to do against tanks and fucking drones sniping their asses from 10km above
>>62037727
You should be able to find one close to you through the app. I've never used it myself.
>>62037765
yeah you would like that to tell ou that the jews are watching me woulnd't you
>>62037546
call 911
>>62026368
Banned from import from Russia iirc. So there's a limited supply here
>>62038001
those fags charge you for an ambulance
>>62037747
Right, so better disarm the populace to ensure there's no chance for resistance against tyranny. Veterans, active military personnel, police, upright gun-owners etc. tend to be constitutional republicans who would not stand for democide. With this demographic and strength in numbers, there is at least an effective enough resistance to go down with a fight, or construct a stronghold. Lack of effective means for self-defense may even encourage a despotic government to seize total control, simply because they can without opposition, hence "To conquer a nation, first disarm its citizens."
If you haven't already, I suggest you read:
https://www.history.org/almanack/life/politics/giveme.cfm
>>62036422
haha I'm gonna send your post history to merkel
you're gonna get arrested for loading this image lmao
>>62038409
Stop being so autistic lol
Also fuck welfare princess "veterans"
>all this crazy shit going down in the US
stay safe ameribros
>>62038459
Your opinions mean zilch, shitposting chigger cuckold.
>>62038459
>fuck welfare princess "veterans"
not cool
>>62038409
yeah go ahead and try your ar-15 against a US drone
What's with all the foreigners in our thread?
>>62038710
Are you native Indo?
If not, shut your mouth FOREIGNER...
just about shit my pants lads
luckily i havent eaten anything the past couple days so it didnt make it that far haha
>>62025395
Post boypucci
liquor store is open lads
should i go haha
Immigrant Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZoscEWRWZ0
>birthday soon
>want to stay at home and do nothing
>parents want me to go to dinner with family
FUCK OFF MOM I DON'T FUCKING WANNA GO I HATE YOU SO MUCH
>>62039171
how old will you be turning anon
had a job interview today
feels like it could go either way
pls pray for me
>>62039171
just tell her you want a pizza
whenever my family asks what I want to do for my birthday I just tell them to order a pizza at my address instead of buying me some stupid shit
it's fuckin raining lads
