Canada, USA and Mexico
Comfy childhood adventures edition
SEIG HEIL
>They are actually changing the canadian anthem
ITS FUCKING PERFECT AS IT IS.
>not being with her
I know /cum/ struggles with effective cognition but this is seriously starting to become embarassing.
>dont eat anything all day
>get drunk
>eat something
>no longer drunk
FUCK FOOD
does anyone want to cum to my sleepover
>>62023574
I would eat through a wall of shit just to hold her hand
>>62023574
Yes but she is noway near gf material
>>62023564
The chinese don't want her elected.
That's unronically more than enough reason to vote for her.
>>62023574
something is strange about her face, makes her look old
>>62023583
Yeah, I'll pass
>>62023574
She's a judgemental hypocritical cunt who thinks its "weak" to drop out of school to take care of your paraplegic grandpa
I'd keep her around to fuck, that's about it
>>62023547
It hurts tbqh.
>>62023591
fins want her elected
that's more than enough reason not to vote for her
>>62023600
is this bait?
>>62023542
>>62023542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJzdgZ1lOTA
comrad?
>>62023583
nope.
>>62023574
no
>>62023517
where my st. pierre et miquelon at?
>>62023564
I too am a globalist that loves nothing more than ever higher government corruption
>>62023517
Why Russian flag isn't presented??
>>62023574
she's painfully average looking and her personality seems godawful (assuming she's not trolling). You fellas must be real lonely to sperg over her so hard.
Look at the background house. Rusted kitchenwave, handmade shelves. These people are extremely poor but the old man is used to it. Most likely made all that stuff with his own hands. He had a son and tried his best to raise him well. But what happened? The internet got a hold on him and drove the devil into him. Now instead of being a hard working man, like himself, who would at very the least be able to take care of himself when the old man dies, he has a degenerate of a son. A degenerate of a son who spends his time and limited money making animal costumes. And he has the audacity to dress up and pretend to be a dogman during one of the few family holidays they get to spend time together. The father is ashamed. The mother is ashamed. Some other relative holds the camera and tries to cheers everyone on because they don't want this family to fall apart anymore than it possibly could. And the worst thing is, the son doesn't even bother to take his silly mask off. No, instead he would prefer to mantain his role of gay faggot furry. When he fondly looks back on this picture he will be completely oblivious to the shame his family felt and still feels. No. In his delusional mind, enforced by online supporters he will feels he is doing a good thing, that his life is great, and that he is the wolfman he always knew he was.... because he is insane. The constant shadow of a wasted life.
>>62023600
how does pasta get made, father?
>>62023625
reposting my answer
>>62023612
What is the next step in Trudea's master plan?
>>62023646
because you post here like once every 100 posts and when you do post I can't tell if you're just shit posting or can't understand english
>>62023628
You wouldnt get inside this?
>>62023517
Why is there some German/Latvian mix in the picture?
>>62023574
No she looks fine but she is seemingly underage
>>62023663
No. I can tell she's jewish by her thighs
>>62023658
I wasn't going to reply to it but I guess that's good enough, for a european
>>62023665
we both are qt /clumg/ friends
>>62023665
Because there is a latvian that always posts here and three separate germans, but only four dudes
>>62023659
Pissing on something we hold dear for being misogynist.
>>62023663
nope
too short and thighs look flabby
>>62023564
god help us all if that bitch wins... game over for everyone...game over i'm telling ya guys
>>62023659
North anerican union, similar to the eu.
Less than a century from now, the NAU and EU will be effectively run by the same group.
Globalists are accelerating their plans
>>62023681
She claims she's lutheran
>>62023702
>Not Crashing this nation
>With no survivors
>do contract work for a religious retreat building
>mfw I see mexicans are signed up for this week
>i have to clean and maintain the building after they leave
>mfw mexicans are ALWAYS the absolute fucking worst to clean up after (except that one time I showed up and they were cleaning it themselves which was kind of cute)
Why are mexicans so fucking dirty? Not to mention they blatantly get shitfaced there when they aren't supposed to (because they fucking puke all over the parking lot)
>>62023660
>when you do post I can't tell if you're just shit posting or can't understand english
What did you mean by this? Not my fault Ameritards are so dumb and it's boring to "talk" with you, nigers.
>>62023659
Something more nefarious than we can begin to imagine
>>62023721
jewish tricks
Is Trudeau really a bad prime minster or are you guys just meming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI
I love USA and Mexico.
>>62023612
but why would they do that? i mean, aren't you progressive enough? determined to beat sweden?
>>62023721
I would eat that ass for an hour just to see her smile
>>62023733
Probably the same reason whites always shit themselves at walmart
>>62023564
she seems like a typical wealthy never told no asshole who feels like they are being denied oxygen because they aren't getting what they want. She seems to think she deserves to be president and judging by how she seems to be above the law she will be.
>monolingual Ameritard in charge of insulting me and claiming that I either shitpost or don't understand hist niggerigh slang
ridiculous, really haven't expect from you niggers to be so arrogant.
>>62023748
He's a tool, fucking with the elderly and their pensions atm. Not a fan.
>>62023761
convenience?
>>62023716
jesus christ, they'll do anything to accomplish this it seems, but why, why are kikes are so fucking evil?i simply don't get it anon...
>>62023734
no, the reason is no one likes russians
>>62023757
Because "In all our sons command" isn't inclusive too women, it's 2016! Fuck historical context or our honoured war dead.
>>62023758
Sounds cucked 2bh, I would certainly fuck the shit out of it though
>>62023775
all the rudeposters are asleep cause they have to go to camp tomorrow, fret not white man
>>62023775
Some of the Americans in here are quite literally arrogant niggers, or arrogant chicanos. They can get pretty uppity.
Jesus Christ Americans are so retarded, look at all those memes and anime. They literally discuss nothing but shitpost and blogpost some irrelevant shit in their non-white general. No wonder everybody hates you or avoids you.
>>62023775
>>62023734
>russia got this bootyblasted from my banter and I wasn't even trying
privyet to you too ivan, it's all good fun you chuckle fuck
>>62023733
Its kind of a shitty cultural thing.
Most of them think "Meh somebody is paid to clean our mess, why should we do it ourselves?"
Every time i read the newspaper i just want to run away from this country.
Sadly Everywhere is shit now.
>USA? niggers and stuff, pretty much a mexico with better economy
>Canada? no as things are going, also too cold
>Europe? fuck muslims
>Finland is too cold, fuck -40°C, im dying with 15-20°C.
>Switzerland? i doubt they would accept me there
>Japan? Nope.
Hope UK gets better with the time.
>>62023795
I want a gf who will bully me so long as she doesnt cuck me desu
>>62023809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxqDcTfUnXw
RUSSIANS ARE BAD ASS
SHE FUCKING HATES ME!
>>62023794
it sucks... :(
>>62023826
>Not moving to San Marino
>>62023842
no i dont
>>62023832
Why would you want a rude gf?
>>62023842
What happened now...
>>62023767
The clintons have been above the law for a long time.
This isnt the first or the last time a clinton has committed obvious perjury and gotten away with it.
Loretta lynch is fully bought
>>62023842
LALALA LOVE
>>62023891
keker
>>62023865
>Why would you want a rude gf?
Because I have no direction in my everyday life and I want a girl to tell me what to do
>>62023826
There is no escape for us anon. We either lie down like good goyim or fight, be villified, and die.
The juden have already won it seems, their media control is absolute
>>62023809
>all those memes
but bebi is the best meme
>>62023865
My gf wanted to play with my ass and i told her to fuck off. She hit me and left.
>>62023733
i'd say not all are like that, ut given you're pretty much being invaded and the vast majority of them do that shit, it's simply useless...limit myself to say: because such behavior is ingrained into their minds thus they can't help it, they go full campirano maleducado
>>62023846
>>62023734
no one wants you here
>>62023826
Would Chile be an option? We never get news about them in general, so I assume the situation has to be better there.
>>62023922
>things that never happened
>>62023904
That's actually a good answer 2bh
>>62023922
wtf? tell ger youre not a homo
all bullying shud be directed 2 me ok
leave my /cum/-chans alone
>>62023922
>she hit me
just hit her back
>>62023922
That sucks mate.
For some reason my gf was depressed because she thought i wanted her to fuck me, just last week.
Why cant women leave mens asses alone
>>62023954
gettin your prostate massaged by your gf isnt homo
>>62023922
I wish a girl wanted to play with my ass and/or would hit me...
Daily reminder that Elway's prime was after his 36th birthday
this thread needs more big australian cock
>>62023922
>play with my ass
you mean 'that' kind of ass play?
>>62023990
it really doesn't
>>62023989
elways "prime"
he was shit
>>62023826
Summary of what happened yesterday:
>sicarios captured
>3 people who assaulted a place got captured
>Retard falls and slaps his face on pavement
>2 guys captured because weapons were found on their car
>Chink manufacturer workplace full of insecurity, one man hacked with machetes
>Women left the stove on, gas leaks, small burns
>3 days ago some people shot a mechanic in his workplace, today the mechanic is missing and nowhere to be heard of
>Dude gets run over by a bus
>5 people who shot a house identified
>Guy detained for invading house
>Small town near my city under gunfire
>2 days ago
>Farmacy assaulted
>Small fire, firemen turn it off
>Dead guy found near train rails
>Drowned kid
>3 days ago
>Mechanic workplace shot
>Beer truck burns
>Old man run over in a hit and run
>Guy in stolen car detained
>Robber detained
>Trying to stop a cousin he hits him and knocks him out before he got in a fight with a machete
Such life in the 50th most dangerous city in the world.
>>62024002
>Carry a mediocre team all by himself to the superbowl more than once
>Shit
>>62023997
Yes, with her big dildo and shit.
Smelly dumb general /cum/
reminder
>>62024013
thats pretty homo
>>62024007
My state had the biggest meth/heroin (I think it was) bust in our states history yesterday and it was right next door to me kek
They had like 6 swat vehicles rush the place. I guess the guy made a 80k deal with an under covered cop for some drugs and they got him. Sad thing is I'm a little worried now that the junkies might get restless
>>62024013
i thought you were supposed to be a catholic country
>>62023826
fucking this, unfortunately... yesterday heard about a bunch of goons coming into a hardware store and fucking wasting the owner; five hours later some cholo cholo scum cornered a guy and slit his throat for not wanting to hand over his money to them and just recently heared about a woman finding a corpse not too far from her place... there's no way to escape: US is getting the fucking worst of mexico (literally), Canada will be culturally enriched with muslims (rainbow country already), europe will become Al-Andalus 2.0 and east asia not option because in chinkland you practically a fucking slave (not sure how aussies are doing but it's an island and since there are whites there kikes will destroy it too)...god help us
>>62024007
Fuck eh
>>62023989
>Elway
>Marino
>Starr
>Bradshaw even listed
>young/Brady that low
> no moon
Terrible, terrible list
>>62024039
>my state had the biggest ... in our states history
hmmmmmmm
>>62024013
can you give her my number
How is it like living in the suburbs of the US? Are there parties everytime parents are not at home?
>>62024065
theyre great
and no
>>62023989
Brady eclipses all of those people in every stat and he still has 8 more years to go
>ameripoops
>>62023935
have thought about the same...shitty part is earthquakes, but judging from what is happening everywhere, it'd be better to be splatter by a large fucking piece of concrete than living near cholo/muslims or niggers and get fucking mugged all the time
>>62024077
Brady is a systembaby 2bh
>swedierapes
El HaitiANO
>>62024065
yep, and the whole football team comes over to get drunk drinking out of red plastic cups then gangbang stacey on her dad's couch.
>>62024065
>Are there parties everytime parents are not at home?
lmfao
>>62024065
Depends. The degens and redneck families did that, the good christian families did not.
I was in a nice proper southern suburb in sc
>>62024065
Every fucking building looks the same, it is depressing in its own weird way (not real depression mind you).
Not to mention it's fucking boring and the people are so up their own asses it's not even funny.
Also everything is a fucking war. Put your garbage on the curb a day early? You're going to be fighting with some chuckle fuck about it for weeks. park in the wrong spot? Expect notices and people bitching at you.
People don't have real issues so they make issues over literally nothing.
Great place to raise kids though
>>62024077
>Brady
>losing to Eli the autist twice
>Joe cool undefeated in Owls
Try again
>>62024023
Jesus, that shit makes me mad. I don't understand where they get the idea that these people would be in the position to make demands. The worst thing is that they are kind of encouraged to behave like shit here.
They go on hunger strikes so that they can force the ones in charge to work on their asylum applies faster. People who do this should be send back home instantly. They are guests and have no right to act like that. Shit triggers me.
>>62024096
Maybe if the system is football
>>62024023
I will walk my dog anywhere because he's bro and I love him. fuck these Pieces of shit. No.
>be american
>do a swan dive into the asphalt
>>62024120
>best offense in history gets held to peanuts
>eli is the reason the patriots lost
how to tell when somebody doesn't know shit about football
>>62024115
>Also everything is a fucking war. Put your garbage on the curb a day early? You're going to be fighting with some chuckle fuck about it for weeks. park in the wrong spot? Expect notices and people bitching at you.
Jesus. My neighbors are pretty chill people. Do you live in a homeowner's association?
Fixed the list.
Sorry guys
>>62024078
>sweden getting muslim cock instead...
errr, yeah sven
>>62024115
>>62024107
>>62024105
>>62024103
>>62024073
Is it better living in the city? What are the differences?
>>62023754
My nigga. That tune is god tier. Our unofficial anthem.
>>62024157
I don't live in the burbs anymore, I moved out about 4 years ago. It was basically a gated community north of chicago
>>62024115
Weird, my suburb was chill.
The only time anyone gavea shit about what others were doing was when my neighbor chimped out atthe mexicans foe bulding a wall bordering the forest on their property
>>62024168
don't reply to me you wetback
>>62024171
i'm
>>62024115
I'd rather live in the suburbs than the city, I fucking hate cities
>>62024023
that's fucked up... i mean they're goat fuckers, rapers, and are the only kind of human who blow themselves up over getting offended because of the pedo you worship...god, this world has gone mad, literally
'ello mate
>>62023922
cum in nutshell
>>62024155
>best offense in history
>didn't go 19-0
>didn't have the largest margin of victory in a SB(XXIV)
>COULDNT BEAT A WILD CARD SUB .500 TEAM IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP
How to know when somebody knows nothing about football
>the commie is still angry
>>62024203
Tyrone, you silly fat bastard
>>62024007
Obregon?
>>62024171
No, not in this city at least.
Everyone is aggressive, niggers get mad if you so much as look at them.
Nowhere is safe, in suburbs you can walk about and chat with everyone without a single worry.
>>62024039
Sounds like everyday on my city.
Our military(SEDENA) is allowed to enter the city for a reason.
>>62024047
Cholos run over my house every now and then and is getting annoying, sadly my state has a no bobby traps law so i cant put stuff on my roof or patio.
Around a week ago some people came to kill the cholo that lives 2-3 doors to mine so there was a mess about people running in backyards/patios and roofs.
People that live in his house ran away and a neighbor.
They just broke his windows, protections and damaged a door because he wasn't there, 3 detained but as how law works here i dont doubt they are out already.
Fuck CNDH.
Getting a ruger 10/22 was a good idea.
Sadly i cant use it because a range membership costs $200 per month.
Recently i tried to niggerproof my backyard but i cant into welding, i need to change my windows protection for some more secure and put some block/cement around them.
Probably a zombie bar would be a good idea on doors.
>>62024199
t. child fucker, rapist cartel members
>make a comment about russia
>wasnt even a insult but they took it as one
>now every russian poster on /int/ is in outrage
and people said americans can't take banter
>>62023754
/cum/ theme
>>62024217
Obregon.
>>62024216
Having a gf is overrated as fuck tbqh
>American cocksucker still craves for my attention
THE
VILLAGE
DENTIST
a broken man on a halifax pier
>>62024254
give it to me baby
>>62024242
fuck, I didnt know we were 50th, where do you get this news from?
>>62024228
its just pedojew acting like a fool as usual
>>62024263
>sleeping 2 hours
>Americans insulting everyone around
>thinks it's "banter"
>American "sense of humour" as it is
>>62024179
I used to landscape during summer as a teenager. I remember one lady wanted to grow tomatoes in her backyard, but the HOA forced her to remove the veggie patch. I wouldn't live in an HOA or a gated community, but 'burbs aren't bad depending on the location.
>>62024263
Hello only other guy with the same fetish as me in this thread.
>>62024245
Hey I'll switch places
>>62024264
>when third world countries try to banta
>be sober
>super autistic
>can barely speak real words to people
>get drunk
>super charismatic
>funny
>everybody loves me
>guys want to be me
why is it this way
why didn't god make me always drunk
>>62024244
Ireland > ""great"" shitain
would it be autistic to purchase bear spray before going on a hiking trip to the smoky mountains?
>American dream in nutshell
>>>/r9k/29915232
>be american
>get btfo so hard you're forever traumatized
>>62024218
Where do you live?
>>62024187
Are there clubs/bars around suburbs?
>>62024222
> t. ahmed
those degenerates do that for money, your fellow muslims on the other hand do it because "it's what muhammad commands, thus it's good"...fucking pedos, go and blow yourself up
Boy, I havent seen russians this angry since we killed their Tsar.
>>62024273
Google 50 most dangerous cities in the world.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate
We were 37th 2 years ago but something shady happened that magically reduced the number of homicides.
We have 2 years being No.50th.
4 years ago we weren't on the list, this place went to shit really fast.
From the colombians to the people asking money trough the street and infonavit killing the rich north zone.
B T F O
>>62024308
Vorsicht ist die Mutter der Porzellankiste.
Being prepared is better than getting fucked.
>>62024305
Know this feel
>>62024306
O AM LAFAN but guess what? You aren't.
>>62024245
rly?
>>62024330
Hngggggggg are those size 9 feet?
10/10
Stop bullying my neighbor, please
>>62024221
it sucks to hear that,man... i have a gun, but scared to used it because it seems if you waste a criminal the police might think you were the criminal and the one getting fucked it's you...will it ever end? :(
>>62024315
XDDD
>>62024330
So what you are telling me is that I have been sitting here for 5 hours.
>>62024322
>Implying I'm a muslim
>It's okay to rape,murder ect if you're doing it for money
Mexicans.
>tfw I started WW3 by saying I wasn't sure if Russianposter was shitposting or didn't know english very well
>>62024308
no . bring a bear bag to
>>62024336
Are people still butthurt about 9/11?
>>62024245
I like mine
>>62024320
Houston atm, its garbage
And no, suburbs are usually only near restaurants
>>62024381
Bruh roll it.
I need to follow her
>>62024353
I couldn't care less about the EU. I was hoping that you'd leave so that brussels finally understand that things can't keep on going this way and that they have to do more than just lobbywork to satisfy the people here.
I use too love girly tv shows that aired in Canada. The Oc and Smallville. I will never admit it IRL.
>>62024331
is just that I didnt know we were doing that bad, I'd expect chihuahua, but not us
I mean, you always hear about that daily killing, but it's always a guy that was in the drug business, so I've never felt I lived in the 50th most dangerous city
>L*tvian cocksucker
>German tranny and footsetishist
>spics with anal plug
>fucking leaf
this thread fully represents American Impire and their allies
>>62024382
I don't even know why I replied.
>>62024288
I love qt girl feet too, I just never have any to post
>the haitian and russian are now craving for american attention
haha
and side not for the Germans: is Ohne dich the best Ramstein song?
>>62024382
I am to be honest.
>>62024393
Try The 100. It's superb for a teen drama.
>>62024408
I dont post them because the janny hates it.
Just like when i post anime or anything else.
>>62024402
I love you Russia, my heart belongs to Russia, take me home drunk man
break is up
See you later
>>62024415
That was on my list. What the fuck is wrong with me? Nobody would suspect this because I hide it from my gf and I work in construction? I want too watch the vampire diaries too
>>62024402
Russia why are you so mad
Our countries will be on good terms once trump is elected
>mfw adis ababa has better quality life than Moscow
>>62024434
just move to venezuela
>>62024377
i've had him filtered since he started posting here desu
>>62024397
North?
After or before of the 300 canal?
Some parts of the city are really calm and nothing goes on, others are full of cholos or poor people around casing trouble.
>>62024445
At least you aren't hiding a desire to lick guys peepees. It's not so bad that you love the CW.
>>62024409
I don't know, I don't listen to Ramstein.
The favourite song of one of my friends is "mein Land" though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lui6uNPcRPA
need more 60's and 70's educational videos please. like the feet posters I really like these and they can be /int/ too.
https://youtu.be/cT1301ZvDM8
Why is alex jones so good for memes
>>62024498
because he really makes you think
>>62024498
because his job is to be flamboyant
also that video had such good sound stage it fucking scared me
>>62024402
post bangs
>>62024410
It's okay my German friend, I am there for you.
>>62024497
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vIT4ra6Mo0s
One that I came across the other day
NUKES ON FACSINGTON
>be latvian farmer
>kill russian emperor
:D
>>62024488
campestre, never been stolen or been a victim of gangs or violence
>>62023517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwZNL7QVJjE
/cum/ anthem
>ywn slaughter ISIS
How do I get greatest Eastern ally U.S.A to notice me
>>62024496
any new gf material?
>>62024608
Good tune
>>62024541
>open video
>interesting immediately bookmark it so I watch the full thing
>watch a bit more
>soldering
good post my friend thank you
>tfw Patton was right
>tfw we didn't March on to Moscow and liberate the kremlin
>tfw McCarthy was a national hero but the commie media portrayed him as a nut job despite being right about everything
>>62024610
We need all the old cold war people to die.
>>62024610
By armstrongposting
>>62024492
Hes the only one who has expressed interest in improving relations with russia
>>62024541
thanks. truly was american golden age.
>>62024609
Is dat young assad?
Handsome.
>>62024532
Thanks.
But for real, I remember watching the TV and they were showing the people jumping out of the windows, people who suffered heavy burns etc. I couldn't understand why somebody would do that to other people, I mean I was younger back then but I really started to feel angry and I had nightmares etc.
>>62024610
be a cute girl
>>62024619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEXQkrllGbA
This came up after it. Maybe even better.
>>62024609
iktfb
>>62024615
>>62024443
You have to ask him when he returns.
>>62024594
Well a cholo just walked over my house literally just now.
>>62024642
The young lion himself, he's kinda a lanklet 2bh
>>62024661
Mercenary work in Syria when?
>>62024609
I don't want to slaughter anything or anybody
If I was going to dream of something I would just dream for no violence or something much bigger
>tfw they didnt let Patton liberate Baltics
>tfw our lads held out till the 60's for nothing
>tfw the allies kept telling us that they are coming through the radio
>>62024637
I love Metal Gear Rising it is a good game
>>62024636
Pls don't kill my parents
>>62024672
Enjoy your caliphate
>>62024658
Also good tune
>their Capitol city has a Muslim mayor
You literally can't make this shit up
>>62024692
>Pls don't kill my parents
We need them all to die of old age.
>>62024692
>I love Metal Gear Rising it is a good game
say you like a game made by an american
>>62024678
where do you live?
>>62024723
CTM, should give you a idea of how things are around here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IUG-9jZD-g
>>62024702
>What is Barack Hussein Obama
>>62024714
Okay I love Team Fortress 2 but I miss my community servers I would visit everyday before they died
>>62024541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFvj6RQOLtM
>>62024745
say you like a game made by an american that still makes games
>>62024740
What does an Irishman have to do with anything?
>>62024740
>being a birther
Haha, oh wow
>>62024738
I'm so sorry for you
do you play pokemon go?
do you know if anyone has had their phone stolen because of it?
>>62024765
I like id is that okay
>>62024791
He looks really angry that he has to hold alcohol in that picture
is it because he's a mussie
