>be yank
>get sank
that's a horrible accident.
rip in peace
>>62022542
>>62022471
>be brit
>get roached
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/i-fell-love-turkish-waiter-1136884
>>62022606
>be Turk
>enjoy firework
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/28/turkey-airport-explosions-ataturak-istanbul
Loving this thread.
>>62022471
Bit rude, mind removing this post my friend? :)
>>62022724
I don't like removing stuff as much as you yanks do
>be brit
>synonymous with shit
>>62022699
>be brit
>get split
>>62022875
>be septic
>be pathetic
>>62022906
>be brit
>be shit
Pick two
>>62022906
this doesn't even rhyme you faggot lmao
>>62022964
F-F-FUCK YOU
>>62022606
>falling for a 17 year old
>being convinced by a 17 year to have to a baby
>getting knocked up at 39
>having a child before even starting the visa process
>having a child before even being married