>be american
>circlejerk over the accomplishments of your country because you're a beta loser
australiallalalalalalalalalalalalallalalallalala cant hear you
>>62020002
>be non-American
>cry over America's many accomplishments because you know your country can never compete
>>62020002
>be ausfailian
>bantz about other countries all day because you're a beta loser
>>62020002
>Be Australian
>Be jealous of American superiority
>Be person
>Be proud of things you didn't do and had nothing to do with
>>62020022
>>62020046
>Because they are the Joke Country, the best Country for entertainment. They make the rest of the world feel better about itself. People look at America and see fat violent people with a corrupt government who doesn't give a fuck about us. Fucked up cops killing people and poor healthcare to help us die even faster.
>America is the greatest country on earth because the "people" are the punchline. The People of America are not people, they are cattle. It's so sad, that it just becomes entertainment. The news, the politics, the corruption, the death, the sadness all fits under the umbrella of entertainment in America. Everything is entertainment, nothing is taken seriously.
>>62020565
>They make the rest of the world feel better about itself.
wew
>be you
>on 4chan
lmao
>>62020002
>be australian
>just as shitty but his country doesnt even have an accomplishment to his name
>his country is so shitty it cant even beat fucking emus
>>62020002
>be australian
>>62020002
Circle jerk over accomplishments? Nah, I just like living here a lot
>>62020002
>be Canadian
>call yourself a North-American just to piggyback on American accomplishments
