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2016-07-12 23:50:37 Post No. 62015562
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2016-07-12 23:50:37
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Four literary scholars are conversing over drinks after a day at an international meeting. As the drinks begin to take effect, the British expert begins bragging.
"Britain produced the finest form of literary expression in the sonnet," he says. "It's fourteen lines of perfect romantic expression."
The Irish scholar retorts "Ireland produced a far more effective and efficient literary form in the limerick. In just five lines, we can express a variety of thoughts, many of them making fun of you Brits".
The Japanese savant calmly says "In Japan we have perfected literary expression in the haiku. We express the most profound concepts in just three lines and seventeen syllables."
The American jumps up and says, "I'M A STUPID FUCKING NIGGER WHO CAN BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH'' He then runs out the door and GETS SHOT BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING AMERICAN WHO LIVES IN A LITERAL FUCKING CORRUPT POLICE STATE
