I just matched with a mongolian on tinder
how do I win her heart, lads?
>>61986396
Tell her China is number 1.
>>61986396
Kill her father
Give her a yellow card.
>>61986396
Snatch her off her horse while on horseback. Also defeat her in wrestling.
>>61986396
Post pics
>>61986396
send monies
>>61986396
By NOT trying half-witted "conquering/Genghis Khan" jokes that the 50 people before of you tried.
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>>61986420
I originally thought her name was russian and sent BLYAT
how fucked am I
>>61986494
mongolians look so much different than russians you are really fucked up
>>61986396
Throat sing to her
>>61986494
would you write cunt to a british woman? what made you think it was a good idea?
>>61986519
>what made you think
See now there's your problem.
>>61986494
Just get a grab of your pubic hairs and pluck it out in one go (that's very important, don't skip this part) and knit a persian carpet out of it, that should do the trick
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>>61986519
but the characters looked russian
she shrugged it off and said she was actually mongolian and her name was Sam lmao
>>61986594
>Sam lmao
Fucking don't make a joke about her surname either.
>>61986594
That's because she now tries to bait you so she can find out your adress.
RIP.
>>61986594
>Sam
run away if you're not interested in sucking asian shemale cock
>>61986615
i like it
>>61986594
>the characters looked russian
That's because Mongolians don't have an alphabet, they use cyrillic most of the time
>>61986519
>would you write cunt to a british woman? what made you think it was a good idea?
I forgot the meaning of it. I just told her I learned it on dota. She said "nice, but I'm not Russian"
>>61986615
lmao was actually added by me lads
>>61986731
>Mongolians don't have an alphabet
they have, but cyrillic is more popular
>>61986837
we know you added it bruh
>>61986594
>but the characters looked russian
so what? even if she was a russian, blyat is not a compliment
>>61986850
Ohhh, I stand corrected, might have been another steppe-nation who did this because I'm sure I read about it somewhere.
>>61986396
You have to beat her at LARPing
Watch out for here Golden Horde attacks.
>>61986396
own a horde, steal shit from other people
raze kiev
give her father some yaks
praise tengri
>>61986886
I don't even bother to think when messaging on tinder anymore lad
I heard mongolian men will beat you to death if you look at their women the wrong way
>>61986396
She wont go for you bro Mongolians have bad experiences with big walls
>>61986850
lol that's just sideways arabic.
Build a yurt and send her a pic of it. I'll bet she'll be super impressed and develop a thirst for your cock.
Take her to the sauna and beat her with barbed wire
>>61986519
he probably would
just dont show your powerlevel, so no talk about golden horde or some shit
>>61986396
Learn Finnish
>>61986508
lies. everything east of the elbe looks like chinks
She'll bring her clan and raid your house before gruesomely slaughtering you
Don't do it
>>61986396
fuck you with your engilsh
>>61986396
Do as Genghis Khan, and rape her.
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>>61995131
curious
>>61991761
t. American
