Who else /cant drink here/.
>be me
>18 years old on Monday
>decided to treat myself to a drink
>spend the entire day fasting myself because I don't want to be full when I have my first drink
>n-no-one with me cos all me friends are in another uni
>go up to the bartender like I know what I'm doing and say "gimme something small"
>guy has no idea what the fuck I want
>repeat it
>tells me to specify
>a few seconds worth of awkward silence before I say idk
>offers me a beer
>say yes
>choose a Toohey
>sit down heart pounding
>tastes like shit
>like burns out my throat and fucks up my stomach shit
>don't feel any different after 15-20 minutes
>barely manage to drink half the glass before walking out
What the fuck /int/? Alcohol is horrible. Why the fuck is it hyped so much??
>>61985511
Softcock
>1 beer
>dont feel anything
gee I wonder why
god damn you are dumb
>>61985511
>>sit down heart pounding
>>tastes like shit
>>like burns out my throat and fucks up my stomach shit
well people usually go through that experience in the age of 10
>>61985585
I think I was walking the tiniest bit sluggish tho desu
What should I drink for next time? How many beers does it usually take someone to get drunk?
>>61985566
no u
I actually got re-carded at the bar recently because they only had obscure meme beers and I couldn't read the names of them because my contacts were shit. I was standing there squinting and going 'ummmmm idk' and I guess that makes you look underage or something
>>61985621
>How many beers does it usually take someone to get drunk?
you need 2 or 3 to get a bit tipsy but it is hard to get completely drunk on beer because its take some time to drink 10 or more of them
>>61985511
>spend the entire day fasting myself because I don't want to be full when I have my first drink
Retard.
I've never been drunk because why should I?
>>61985621
Very simple way if you wanna get drunk.
1. shots of hard alcohol (vodka, rum etc.)
2. Since your a pussy, have a couple of double shot Rum and Cokes. They taste pretty decent and will get you drunk fairly quickly
It depends on how "heavy" the beer is. Darker=heavier=more alcohol/volume.
Shitty poor people beer takes like a 6 pack to get you buzzed. Good beer takes 2 or 3.
>>61985511
alcohol is shit I'd much rather some cordial or pasito or some shit I only drink alcohol at social settings so I can cut loose.
>>61985701
This really.
>>61985704
What is a double shot? Is that a mixture of Coke and Rum.
And how long would it take for me to become sober? I don't want to pass out or something.
>>61985697
?
>>61985701
I wanna experience everything (that won't kill me) in life desu. I'm not quite sure if I like it or not yet.
>>61985771
Drinking while on an empty stomach gives you nausea and can make you vomit
>>61985797
Kill yourself because you don't get wasted?
Alcohol is overrated, being drunk and getting wasted is fucking retarded, why would I waste so much money just to behave like a retard.
>>61985771
Kid pls
Get a six pack of beer, or a bottle of whiskey/rum/vodka and mix it with Coke. Since you are a little kid, you should not mix it above 1/3 -1/4.
Sit down, open up a game, or movie/series and start drinking.
In all honesty, you should not have your first drinking experience alone.
>ITT weak effeminate """"men""""
shame shame shame
>>61985869
>Alcohol is overrated, being drunk and getting wasted is fucking retarded
drinking alcohol is not equal to being wasted, only teenagers and people who ttry to run away from their life problems are drinking like that
>>61985511
I fucking bet you're from melbourne
>>61985971
So most people who drink
This is some serious next level bait and I can't believe how many people fell for it
How do you do it Aussies
>>61986096
I recognize this poster from my year 12 shitposting class, he got a B+. Our shitposting curriculum is the best of any schooling system in the world!
>>61986096
I swear I'm not even baiting
>>61985880
ok
ANy recommendations for a better beer?
>>61985982
Fuck off rich Sydney fucks
>>61985511
Just get a sixpack of ciders and drink it like you would drink soda if you were gonna quench your thirst with it. Don't be a little bitch, alcohol is a stupid drug, you gotta behave stupid to enjoy it.
>>61985982
Darwin desu
>>61986152
>>61985982
>>61985771
I'm 18 for like 3 months already, should I go to the bar?
>>61986204
>ANy recommendations for a better beer?
Doesn't matter in your case, since you are unexperienced, just don't get the cheapest.
Also what Norway said, cider is good for starters, but you will hardly get drunk.
>>61986152
>tfw knocked up my shitposting teacher
>tfw she thought her husband Damien was the father
>tfw my son is being raised by this cuck
>tfw she gave me perfect marks for being 'true blue' in and out of bed
>tfw secretly a dirty Pole
>>61986240
I heard alcohol gives confidence so I've been practising drinking to talk to this girl in one of my classes. WOuld people be able to tell I'm drunk??
>>61986302
It's just placebo bro
>>61985701
>>61985745
>Finns who haven't been drunk
Lies.
>>61986204
>I swear I'm not even baiting
The fact is, you should have been at the point you are at now aged 14 or 15, you've got your work cut out for you if you want to be normal now.
>>61986498
>you've got your work cut out for you if you want to be normal now.
What do I do for now man?
>never been to a party or even touched a girls hand
I feel like it's too late for me.
>>61986302
>>61986503
Dont get drunk for that sort of thing. Just have a shot or two. Alcohol relaxes people and loosens them up from their normal anxieties
>beer
There is your problem m8. Try a sweet cocktail, it should be better. You're gonna get drunk before you know it though.
>>61986302
It depends on how drunk you are but probably, yes.
>>61986621
>Dont get drunk for that sort of thing. Just have a shot or two. Alcohol relaxes people and loosens them up from their normal anxieties
How much alcohol tho? Are you sure that won't be too much? I don't want to be full on drunk just beyond my normal self.
>tooheys
no wonder it tasted like shit
fuck kids are stupid
>>61985511
Lol what a little faggot
>beer burns his throat
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh boy wait until someone offers you 80%-vol stuff for the first time, then you will know what alcohol burn means
>>61985704
>darker = heavier = more alcohol/volume
Microbreweristan education here ladies and gents
>>61986764
>80%-vol booze
Just drink medicinal alcohol and be thru with it
>>61986278
If you drink 7% cider you will, but they don't tastr to good
>>61986838
The jew always finds ways to save money.
>>61986543
Well, you don't need to get drunk to have fun, but if you are a straight edge weirdo, people will think you are a faggot and hate you.
moderation is the key. there is a happy point between sober and awkward, and obnoxious and vomitting. A lot of people have problems maintaining that level because one of the things alcohol does is compromise your rationality. This means that your brain becomes short sighted and craves instant gratification with no regard for consequences.
Thats why people say shit they regret and do dumb stuff, it's also why people go overboard and drink too much, their compromised judgement tells them, "drinks made me feel good, therefore to feel better, more drinks!"
thats the thing with alcohol, you are essentially giving yourself temporary brain damage so that the next day you can laugh about what happened.
as for what should you drink, aged 17, no one is going to judge you for drinking pleb premixes like they do if I were to drink them...
they taste like coke. shitty, mass produced postmix coke like you get at maccas.
My best advice would be to drink 4 of them at home with one friend, if you have one, then see how you feel. Just drink them in your backyard and listen to some music and talk shit and play video games.
At your age you're going to start with pleb beers too, like tooheys extra dry. you might not like it at first, but it will grow on you and you will find on a hot as fuck day after work, beer is GOAT comfy.
Ive done a lot of dumb shit while drunk, Ive been arrested and told good people they were cunts, but ive also got some fucking funny stories and a couple of funny tattoos. Overall alcohol is pretty good, if you dont go too overboard.
As for girls, thats a whole other story.
> What is a double shot?
a standard measure of spirits like rum or whiskey or vodka is 30mL, a double shot is 60mL
cont
>>61986898
that was said sarcastically, mr. Asperger
>strayan
>cant handle a single fucking bottle of beer
pottery
>>61986890
scrumpy cider is the dogs bollocks mate
Buy smirnoff ice or somthing similar, they don't tast alcohol
>>61986920
>And how long would it take for me to become sober
learn about standard drinks. A male can break down 2 standard drinks in the first hour, 1 in every hour after that without getting drunk at all.
> How many beers does it usually take someone to get drunk?
There are a lot of variables here
full stomach = get less drunk
tired = get more drunk
been in the sun all day = get more drunk
consumed the drink quickly = get more drunk
carbonated drink with bubbles = get drunk more quickly
and of course you build up a tolerance over time
There you go, don't say no one ever helped you. You've a huge faggot and you'll probably mess it up, but I tried
I can drink, I just think cheap booze tastes fucking awful and kills any interest and I don't have the money for the good shit.
Hard cider and merlot is gud tho
>>61987037
>>61986920
Thanks anons
>>61985511
>18
So you've never tried alcohol before?!?!
>>61986920
>30ml single 60ml doubles aus
>25ml single 50ml doubles uk
>>61987070
>merlot
Remindend me of this piece of art.
>>61987083
So do you know anyone were you are, or are you on your own?
>>61987112
yea. I know it's fucked. But like I said >>61986543
I never had a chance to.
>>61987133
Holy fuck, what is your BAC limit on driving? 0.04 or something? AFAIK thats what standard drinks are based on.
>>61987144
Nope. It was near my uni but it was straight after class on a Monday and all my classmates are freshman and probably don't drink.
>>61987232
>freshman and probably don't drink.
:D:D:DDD
>>61987193
0.08% lad iirc that's one of the highest in Europe too
Why are you turning 18 at first year uni?
>>61987083
Just to clarify, when I said pleb premix I was referring to pic related
>>61987293
I was put in a year ahead
>>61987347
well gee weez mr bigshot
fuck off back to your ivory tower, cunt
>>61987232
>freshman
>man not men
>using yank lingo and even getting it wrong
First years are just called first years here. And everyone else call them JAFFYs. (just another fucking first year)
>>61987488
>First years
>not being primarily used for primary school students
If somebody asked me irl what I'm doing I'd ay I'm in my first year of uni tho desu
>>61987442
How does it feel to be genetically inferior? :^)
>>61985511
what a pussy, holy fuck, kys m8
>>61985771
a double shot is just a shot thats x2 bigger then a normal one, so its 2 shots in one slightly larger shotglass
Look into certain beers and sample some different things to get a taste of what you might like. IPAs are good starter beers, then work your way up to Ambers and so on.
This is the weakest bait I've ever seen. It's literally the "three whole marijuanas" pasta and faggots are eating it up
>>61987860
>IPAs are good starter beers
IPAs taste like shit imo
>>61985511
>not drinking when you were underage
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>61985704
>>61985745
You are not my countrymen.
>>61985511
I wish a was like you. I can't hangout without get wasted. almost imposibru.
>>61985621
Ask for a mojito if you dont like alcohol.
>>61986259
sure
I'm 20, so I can't legally drink until next April but that doesn't stop me from having a few drinks and crying myself to sleep at night haha am i right guys
>>61988592
I wouldnt say that they tasted like shit, theyre just really boring.
>>61985511
>What the fuck /int/? Alcohol is horrible. Why the fuck is it hyped so much??
You get used to it.
It tastes better when you're using it to drown the sorrows of adulthood, you'll see soon enough young lad haha
>>61990740
Land of the free i see ;)
But hey, your legal to buy at systemet in sweden
>There are people who didn't go to house parties and get smashed on cheap vodka
>There are people who didn't drink Lambrini and frosty jacks in the park hidden by some bushes
wtf lads?
>>61991571
Who the fuck drinks in a park?
Weren't your parents cool with you drinking while underage or something?
>>61991644
>Who the fuck drinks in a park?
In the 9th grade people did, but from 10th grade onwards it was house parties.
>>61991857
I've never been to a house party
I don't like the idea of crappy music and people I don't know being drunk
Sounds like clubs
How can you grow up in this country and not have a drink until you are 18?
>be me
>friendless
>walk into the street and some guy stops buy with his scooter and calls me by my name
>panic attack
>he was an old friend when I was still a normie
>invites me for the week end to his place, he planned to do a party with his girlfriend and his friends
>I accept even though I plan to skip it because the step between being a social awkward neet and a guy who meets new people at a party is too wide for me
>eventually convince myself that I shoiuld use this opportunity to become a normal human
>go there
>alcohol everywhere
>drink a lot and fast to feel better with the others
>I'm really drunk
>must eat
>eat pizza slices
>suddenly I want to vomit
>I vomit under the t shirt I'm wearing in order to hide it
>doesn't hide shit, the smell is horrible, pizza bites, etc...
>go up the stairs in a bedroom
>talk with two of my old friend's friends
>notice they noticed the puke but they just look at each others without telling it to me
>my friend comes up, I talk like a drunk idiot, claiming that I fuck everygirl I want, even the ugly ones I don't care, even his girlfriend
>oh shit
>he check the time and tells me to go hom because it is already 4 am
>I agree and feel relieved
>don't tell buy to anyone
>finally come home walking
>check the clock
>it's 11pm
I fucked up lads, I'm really friendless now.
>
>>61992176
lol assburger
>>61985511
>Admitting to being underage
Really? No one else pointing it out?
>>61985696
>Not drinking more than 10 beers several days a week
>>61992176
t.Autism
>>61986204
Gin and grapefruit soda
>>61988651
maybe he is a merican
