List of countries Australia would fight for:
USA
UK
Canada
New Zealand
France
Ireland
Netherlands
East Timor
PNG
South Africa
Any country USA orders us to fight for
End of list
what help would you guys even be
half your country would defect if a world war came about
Anglosphere
Boland
JAPAN
>>61982102
>Any country USA orders us to fight for
cant make this shit up
France
Spain
Greece
Australia
Netherlands
Finland
Denmark
Norway
Sweden
Italy
New Zealand
>>61982102
>tfw no qt tanned Aussie qt to bully with dick with her thighs
Life sucks tßh
List of countries Australia would lose to
Every North American
Every european
Brazil
Japan in a few years
Israel
Palestine
North korea
Worst korea
Cyprus
>>61982167
>Israel
>Korea
>Palestine
>>61982167
That's kind of a short list and I don't understand
>Japan in a few years
>>61982167
>Cyprus
So turkey
>>61982119
>He says about the only country to contribute resources to every US conflict
>>61982220
Americans are ungrateful pieces of shit
They should really APOLOGISE
>>61982213
Japan will remove from their constitution the amendment that says they can't start a war
>>61982196
The IDF is overestimated but without allies we could destroy Australia
South Korea is stronger than us
Palis could ally withthe Emus to wage geurilla warfare.
>>61982102
You guys have army??
>>61982196
jews have an unlimited supply of subs from g*rmans and korea will use their women to flood our country with elliot rogers
also there are too many palestinian-lebanese cum succubi here
>>61982269
Yes don't worry, BIG strong Australian men will keep your boipuss safe from North Korean invaders. For some kind of payment... of course
>>61982102
I fight for no one but myself
>>61982102
What about Germany and Scandinavia?
>>61982249
Do you honestly think we'll let that happen?
Wtf, I LOVE Australia now!
>>61982252
They only way you could destroy Australia is if you used your Jew physics to teleport the IDF to the outback.
The Israeli Navy is just a few corvettes, it has no way of landing troops on Australia.
>>61982481
yes and you are straylia so you fight for straylia
pussy
>>61982510
>teleport the IDF to the outback.
those faggots cant even handle a ghetto street gang by the name of Hamas and Hizbollah
>>61982483
What about them? We don't have strong ties
>>61982102
Alot. Including Japan even though they hate us.
>>61982483
the country only discovered scandinavia after we became a vassal state to denmark
>>61982510
Our Navy is a meme and we don't rely on it, and since we are talking about one of these imaginary "what country is stronger" internet fights then geography doesn't matter in the same way alliances don't.
>>61982600
>>61982483
Germans are kind of assholes, and not even talking bout WW1/WW2
scandis live in an ivory tower
>>61982102
>all of NATO
>all of the Nordic cunts
>Israel
>pretty much all of ASEAN
>Australia and NZ
>Nippon and South Korea
>the irrelevant ones that I always forget
We don't know who you are, but we will fight and die for you
Dog bless
>>61982496
Well, if they can't start a war, they can just bait China into starting one.
>>61982102
Thank you friends!
>>61982758
>pretty much all of ASEAN
what
Whoever pays the most
>>61984696
i think he thinks asean is just philippines
Actually it's kind of funny how much flips love america too considering all the shit america did to them. America got REALLY good at slavery or something
>>61984740
Or may be it's his way of saying "we will fight China". But seriously, why would the US care about the likes of Indonesia or Malaysia is beyond me.
>>61984762
used to be communism, only reason why indonesia got west papua is because they killed all those commies and the us ordered western countries to recognise west papua as indonesian as a reward
